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6331
« on: February 23, 2016, 09:33:08 AM »
WHOOOOO
FUCK YOU JAPS
6332
« on: February 23, 2016, 09:31:27 AM »
<3
6333
« on: February 23, 2016, 06:29:28 AM »
Take her out for Pizza Time
There's a local bar I plan on going to
Does it have pizza?
It has the best burgers and peach cobbler
But pizza pizza?
YOU WERE LITTLE CAESAR'S THE ENTIRE TIME
No Uncle Ben I'm just Penis Parker now
6334
« on: February 23, 2016, 06:27:54 AM »
That's because the British aren't even people
6335
« on: February 23, 2016, 12:28:29 AM »
Take her out for Pizza Time
There's a local bar I plan on going to
Does it have pizza?
It has the best burgers and peach cobbler
But pizza pizza?
Sorry fam no pizza
6336
« on: February 23, 2016, 12:24:29 AM »
Take her out for Pizza Time
There's a local bar I plan on going to
Does it have pizza?
It has the best burgers and peach cobbler
But pizza pizza?
6337
« on: February 23, 2016, 12:18:06 AM »
Take her out for Pizza Time
There's a local bar I plan on going to
Does it have pizza?
6338
« on: February 23, 2016, 12:15:51 AM »
Take her out for Pizza Time
6339
« on: February 22, 2016, 11:38:26 PM »
He's a deep guy.
6340
« on: February 22, 2016, 11:16:24 PM »
You're not legal in Florida.
Are you implying this will actually stop us?
I can go wherever I want, whenever I want!
I could be there sucking him off tomorrow.
Then do it why don't you 
If that doesn't, you better believe
I FUCKING WILL
I will be the bane of your slimy yellow worm of a cock you have between your degenerate legs, and JUSTICE will be my blade as it is cleaved from your disease ridden body so that it can never infest the good conscious of another monogamous man ever again.
You will rue the very day you lusted after my man, and I will be your undoing as LIGHTNING FROM HEAVEN smites you down to mere ash, and your very existence is erased in all directions, forward and backward.
You're fucking dead kiddo.
What was that? I can't hear you over all this gay sex me and Zen will soon be having
6341
« on: February 22, 2016, 11:06:56 PM »
You're not legal in Florida. Are you implying this will actually stop us? I can go wherever I want, whenever I want!
I could be there sucking him off tomorrow.
Then do it why don't you
6342
« on: February 22, 2016, 11:01:12 PM »
How do you not notice that shit
Do you put your spoons head down or something
Uh, yeah. Not to mention I'm just out of it right now on muscle relaxers while I try to finish my lesson plan for tomorrow's evaluation.
Never put your utensils head down dude
It's damp down there and moldy and shit
And the only muscle relaxer you need is my dick
DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING DEATH WISH
I live closer to him and I'm heading down to Florida in the Spring so...
6343
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:50:06 PM »
PSU is the polar opposite of the "I was born in the wrong generation" kids
6344
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:48:44 PM »
How do you not notice that shit
Do you put your spoons head down or something
Uh, yeah. Not to mention I'm just out of it right now on muscle relaxers while I try to finish my lesson plan for tomorrow's evaluation.
Never put your utensils head down dude It's damp down there and moldy and shit And the only muscle relaxer you need is my dick
6345
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:45:48 PM »
How do you not notice that shit
Do you put your spoons head down or something
6346
« on: February 22, 2016, 10:31:26 PM »
bro
Bieber spits FIRE
I always took him for a swallower
6347
« on: February 22, 2016, 09:52:58 PM »
I found God.
He was under the bed wasn't he
6348
« on: February 22, 2016, 09:42:28 PM »
Lock requested
6349
« on: February 22, 2016, 09:27:16 PM »
I want some mangosteen
6350
« on: February 22, 2016, 09:25:33 PM »
6351
« on: February 22, 2016, 09:18:34 PM »
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6352
« on: February 22, 2016, 09:07:54 PM »
Learn slight of hand tricks and plant Hello Kitty stickers in one dude's pocket and reveal it in the scuffle and watch as they turn to him and outcast him
Then, I'd stalk him, hire men to wink and subtly smile at him
I'll plant evidence like dildos and gay porn mags destroying his credibility and ruining all his relationships
Then I'd kidnap him and fuck him daily, subjecting him to gay videos while I'm not raping him
Finally after years of mental scarring, I'll release him back into the wild and watch him become confused and turned on by men and ultimately kill himself from lack of friends and security
6353
« on: February 22, 2016, 08:19:57 PM »
PMs exist
6354
« on: February 22, 2016, 06:29:19 PM »
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6355
« on: February 22, 2016, 06:27:14 PM »
6356
« on: February 22, 2016, 05:34:01 PM »
No!
Not standardized testing!
6357
« on: February 22, 2016, 05:18:08 PM »
The future of porn advertisement
6358
« on: February 22, 2016, 05:17:09 PM »
He made a dick grow out of the other women.
Obviously not if he left her
6359
« on: February 22, 2016, 05:16:02 PM »
It changes literally everything about how you live
Where you place your things
The house will be divided into sections for you and your dog
And there will be fur everywhere
But a very rewarding experience
6360
« on: February 22, 2016, 03:49:14 PM »
HOW CAN YOU SUCK DICK NOOOOOOOW
Obviously I will no longer take part in such sin.
I am from this day forward heterosexual and cis.
That's a choice that I have made.
More for me
you stay the fuck away from Zen i will FUCKING cut you
Never kill what you can't kill
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