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The Flood / Re: omg look who's back <3
« on: May 19, 2015, 10:23:40 PM »
brb hanging myself

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The Flood / Re: why is society so fucking pussified
« on: May 19, 2015, 10:22:38 PM »
not enough bacon man

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The Flood / Re: (☠) Perfect Grammar Thread
« on: May 19, 2015, 10:14:44 PM »
Isn't grammar basically a no brainer, unless English isn't your first language??

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Gaming / Re: Witcher 3 PS4 and Xbone comparison.
« on: May 19, 2015, 10:05:10 PM »
I heard they downgraded the PC version just so the game would be level on all platforms
They didn't really downgrade it.  What you saw in the 2013 trailer were assets made specifically for that trailer.  When they did the actual world-building they started with assets that would work on both consoles, and then decided to make that the standard across the board because they viewed improvements for the PC port as too costly as far as money/development time goes.

Thing is, while the game doesn't look bad per se, it doesn't really look good for a game coming out in 2015.  Compare it to MGSV and tell me it isn't lacking.

I don't know, I just assumed the pro pc side kind of knew what they were talking about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYb2XNlWQqc

look how butthurt they are lol

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Gaming / Re: sep7aknights with the witcher 3
« on: May 19, 2015, 10:00:32 PM »
do what your heart tells you to do young warrior

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Gaming / Re: Fire Emblem If changing up weapon triangle
« on: May 19, 2015, 09:23:24 PM »
not sure how I feel about this man

fire emblem was the one stable, steady thing in my life

now they modify it and now I think I might go back to abusing

flintstone vitamins

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Gaming / Re: Witcher 3 PS4 and Xbone comparison.
« on: May 18, 2015, 05:27:26 PM »
I heard they downgraded the PC version just so the game would be level on all platforms

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The Flood / Re: British? Being attacked by a mugger?
« on: May 18, 2015, 05:06:09 PM »
NO WE WON'T FADE INTO DARKNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSS

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The Flood / Re: British? Being attacked by a mugger?
« on: May 18, 2015, 05:05:13 PM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: I'm autistic and I'm proud!
« on: May 18, 2015, 05:01:39 PM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: I'm convinced that Yutaka** is autistic
« on: May 18, 2015, 04:55:53 PM »
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Thinking about quitting my job
« on: May 18, 2015, 04:50:07 PM »
It's not worth working a job that makes you miserable


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The Flood / Re: Guys
« on: May 18, 2015, 04:46:20 PM »
YouTube

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Gaming / Re: G2A.com
« on: May 18, 2015, 12:07:20 AM »
isn't there more to life than the games

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Serious / Re: Should the UN have an army?
« on: May 18, 2015, 12:02:03 AM »
whoa I just let loose there.

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Serious / Re: Should the UN have an army?
« on: May 18, 2015, 12:00:46 AM »
Fuck you and the UN and the EU

dude I don't support the UN or the EU

I was just raisin' up a controversial topic
Raise up my dick

right after you blow my anus you fucking Persian

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I feel like a broken coconut

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The Flood / How I got my coworker preggers
« on: May 17, 2015, 11:50:36 PM »
I've been seeing this girl at work in the past couple weeks. She is a pudgy girl with sizeable cantaloupes and an average face. We've been getting kinda cozy so yesterday I asked her out on a date.

I picked her up around 10pm to go watch a movie. She's wearing a tank top and short jean skirt that barely conceal her overflowing breasts and tight basketball butt cheeks.

"What movie we gonna see bb" she says coyly.

"I don't know"

I start to drive. She's smiling at me the whole time but I kept my eyes on the road since I have to be responsible. We get to the cinema.

She turns to me and takes off her tank top to reveal her double d dirty pillows squeezed by a licorice bra.

"It's bout to get steamin' in here so I think you should take your shirt off." She licked her full lips slowly

"I just wanna see a movie"

She whipped out a metal cooking pot and a portable propane stove. I see there's already steam escaping from underneath the lid.

"Wtf you cookin'?"

"Pasta"

I look inside and see some linguini in there. So then she starts to stir the pasta with a plastic spoon of sorts

I watch her stir the pasta gently for 7 mins. Her enormous boobs swivel with the rhythm of her stirring. I get a massive boner once the aroma of linguini reaches my nostrils.

"It's ready"

I jizzed. "Hey can I ask you a question please"

"Yes." She smiles warmly.

"Are you tryin to f*ck me"

"No jus pasta"

So we ate the pasta

the end

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The Flood / Re: Wowwww this place is pretty dead
« on: May 17, 2015, 10:38:16 PM »
I can spice things up

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it's usually pretty fun until it gets overboard

although I think the kill yourself meme should stahp
kys

you don't have to remind me

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Gaming / Re: Iconic theme songs
« on: May 17, 2015, 04:21:00 PM »
YouTube

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Serious / Re: Should the UN have an army?
« on: May 17, 2015, 04:14:04 PM »
world government is not even feasible the way things are going
And just last year Nick Clegg said the idea of a European army was a "dangerous fantasy".

Now look where we are.

dangerous? how?

what's more dangerous is the UN continuing to be powerless towards global turmoil

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Serious / Re: Should the UN have an army?
« on: May 17, 2015, 04:10:05 PM »
Fuck you and the UN and the EU

dude I don't support the UN or the EU

I was just raisin' up a controversial topic


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The Flood / Re: would you rather
« on: May 17, 2015, 03:10:15 PM »
but really who'd want to be in the position to have undergo a risky surgery anyway

and a massage is a massage

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it's usually pretty fun until it gets overboard

although I think the kill yourself meme should stahp

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Gaming / Re: Blaziken
« on: May 17, 2015, 02:58:36 PM »
it's a pain to play against

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Serious / Re: Should the UN have an army?
« on: May 17, 2015, 02:54:16 PM »
No??????


Why the fuck would you want to effectively establish a world government

Because that's how you establish a world government

pls calm down

it'd resemble something like NATO with different nations lending their troops

world government is not even feasible the way things are going


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The Flood / Re: Facebook was a mistake
« on: May 17, 2015, 02:48:32 PM »
Dragon Ball Z fanfiction hentai knows no bounds.

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Serious / Should the UN have an army?
« on: May 17, 2015, 02:44:32 PM »
I think it'd be a deterrent towards another world war

what do you think??

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Serious / Re: Psychedelics
« on: May 17, 2015, 02:30:18 PM »
The hallucinations don't come from anywhere because they don't exist. They are distortions. There's no evidence to challenge this

That being said, breaking your own sanity can be beneficial in the long run for creative people and their endeavors.

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