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The Flood / Re: aldo
« on: June 25, 2015, 11:21:48 PM »
You feel like flashbanging me in the face? Bring it on you faggot. I know multiple smoke strats, and I also carry a cz-75 with me at all times. Something fucking tells me that you'd be better off keeping your arms down at your sides. If you can't fucking put cause and effect together in that pathetic brain of yours I'll help you out here. You'll be standing face to face with me, and let me fucking tell you it'll already be too fucking late to back down at that point. You might decide "well shit I might as well stay true to my word and throw a fucking flashbang". This is where you will go wrong. I hope you don't have a role that requires two fucking grenades because you're going to be losing more than one match after I'm done with you. I'll casually dodge your flashbangs off to the site, as you suddenly realize you may have gotten yourself into a bombsite that you can't go back from. You'll try to regroup and push your team forwards but that wont be easy when I jab my spear-pointed Karambit Fade Factory New straight through your skull. 1.6 style. I'll proceed to rip your entire fucking team into bits in one quick round. At this point, you'll probably spend 2 rounds in shock. I say 2 rounds, because thats the amount of time you'll have before I have an AWP in my hand, and ace straight through your middle. You'll spend your last few seconds gurgling dribble, and wondering where you went wrong. After that, I'll be forced to take care of any witnesses who happened to be in the gotv at the wrong time. Nothing a few quick eco bashes can't fix, followed by a nice gentle slice of banana rush. Now, motherfucker, you sure you want to go through with that push onto bombsite?

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The Flood / Re: aldo
« on: June 25, 2015, 11:21:25 PM »
wtf!!!!!!

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The Flood / Re: aldo
« on: June 25, 2015, 11:20:37 PM »
on what?
nvm

how do you know me
we used to play cod with each other lol
???

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The Flood / Re: deez nuts
« on: June 25, 2015, 11:17:46 PM »
Fuck it you know what?

No more Mr. Silver Guy, I come into your bombsites and I plant the bomb so that you think someone gives a damn about your stupid worthless so called "bombsite" well this is the end of the fucking line. From now on I'm gonna make your economy a living hell and you cant do anything about it except eco, and if someone comes to try and buy guns out ill tear them down like a tree limb by limb just like I did you. I almost want you to test me just so I can unleash the 40 bomb beast on your sorry ass and be done with you forever so go ahead and give me the green gun, faggot.

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The Flood / Re: aldo
« on: June 25, 2015, 11:16:30 PM »
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
who are you on bungle though
on what?

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The Flood / Re: aldo
« on: June 25, 2015, 11:14:26 PM »
I swear to fucking God you are worse than that Verbatim faggot.
at least i can set an avatar properly
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The Flood / Re: Do you have any friends in real life?
« on: June 25, 2015, 11:12:37 PM »
The only friend I have is your dad

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The Flood / Re: aldo
« on: June 25, 2015, 11:12:19 PM »
can i join?
Fuck off and never talk to me or in my threads ever again you dumb fucking third world cancer patient.
I swear to fucking God you are worse than that Verbatim faggot.
oh
wtf i quoted the wrong person
you can stay :3

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The Flood / Re: aldo
« on: June 25, 2015, 11:07:37 PM »
can i join?
Fuck off and never talk to me or in my threads ever again you dumb fucking third world cancer patient.
I swear to fucking God you are worse than that Verbatim faggot.

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The Flood / Re: aldo
« on: June 25, 2015, 11:06:57 PM »
God I fucking hate Dominicans

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The Flood / aldo
« on: June 25, 2015, 11:06:19 PM »
plesae be my paldo
 :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[

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The Flood / Re: kleenex
« on: June 25, 2015, 11:03:08 PM »
gross

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The Flood / Re: >posting spree
« on: June 25, 2015, 10:59:45 PM »
POWER GAP

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The Flood / Re: >posting spree
« on: June 25, 2015, 10:59:18 PM »
>POSTING /SP/

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The Flood / Re: ADMINISTRATOR
« on: June 25, 2015, 10:58:03 PM »
>£0.00

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The Flood / Tips 4 Afro Americans to stay alive.
« on: June 25, 2015, 10:57:17 PM »
So I hear one of your homeboys got muffed up again and you're all out raiding the local footlockers as a 'protest', so if you're black and want to stay out of the trouble, listen to me.

I'm British and White, which means I have a pretty solid genepool for getting away with some fucked up soykaf over the centuries and I want to share it with some of you who cannot ever be part of this.

1) Stop causing trouble and breaking the law, this will generally stop you from being in a position where you are arrested. This is the most effective tip I have to offer.

2) Consider that the biggest killer of black people is other black people.

3) If you are arrested, don't talk soykaf and don't start fighting with the police and definitely don't run away. These people have stressful jobs where at any moment, they can be shot due to the number of guns so freely available, so when they catch some chopsy little shit whose mouthing off and kicking off, Shut the fuck up, sit down, and accept your fate.

Play up and you're gonna get it. I know friends in the police, and I can assure you whether you're white, brown, or yellow, you give them soykaf and they'll give you a tuning if they are in a position to get away with it and that's how it should be.

If you have done nothing wrong, you have nothing to worry about and you can bitch all you want about it to media after it.

You have to accept that a world without police would be chaos, as would a world where all criminals were allowed to get away with resisting arrest and trying to get away with it.

4) Ask yourself why you don't go on protests when the same thing happens to white people, are you really just the most pure form of racists on the planet, or are you riddled with self pity stemming from tales of racism from your great gran daddy, who in turn told your parents all white people are evil and now you're just a by product of that like this guy?

I know its only 4 points, but I feel these 4 points will save so many of you from peril and help to raise social awareness among your demographic.

Good Luck

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The Flood / Re: JUST
« on: June 25, 2015, 10:55:33 PM »
FUCK MY SHIT UP

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The Flood / Re: ADMINISTRATOR
« on: June 25, 2015, 10:54:40 PM »
43

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The Flood / Re: ADMIN?
« on: June 25, 2015, 10:54:23 PM »

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The Flood / Re: hey kleenex
« on: June 25, 2015, 10:53:53 PM »
🐢 🐢 🐢 🐢 🐢

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The Flood / Re: ADMIN?
« on: June 25, 2015, 10:51:36 PM »
this is now anime thread
post homu

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The Flood / Re: How do I become a mod?
« on: June 25, 2015, 10:45:48 PM »
>f

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The Flood / Re: How do I become a mod?
« on: June 25, 2015, 10:44:08 PM »
I upwards-arrow this

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The Flood / Re: who england here
« on: March 08, 2015, 05:08:14 PM »
ahaha now I'm just kidding of course ^^ :) :P :P

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The Flood / Re: who england here
« on: March 08, 2015, 05:07:26 PM »
Uh, British people are NOT manlets. You should be lucky that we allow you to even live on a pseudo-island of our island, so don't you go around shaking about that you're more "British" than everyone else or I will come down there via horseback with some rope to tie you up and forcefully make you watch me rape your sister in her crusty cocoa channel.

Fucking manlets, when will they learn?

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The Flood / Re: who england here
« on: March 08, 2015, 05:02:31 PM »
The thing is.


None of you here are more Beta than me.
Yeah ^^

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The Flood / Re: who england here
« on: March 08, 2015, 05:01:47 PM »
who M A N C H E S T E R here???

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The Flood / Re: RE: Your social skills
« on: March 08, 2015, 04:59:33 PM »
grrrrrrr

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The Flood / Re: post your room lads
« on: March 08, 2015, 04:59:14 PM »
>bottled water
thats my piss bottle
aaaah! you have one too? ^^ i have a few

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