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The Flood / Jesus Christ, Amazon. I only wanted socks!« on: March 19, 2015, 04:35:35 AM »
OH EM GEE!
Amazon is so lewd. Let's all discuss the obvious PATRIARCHY at work here. Spoiler 333
The Flood / Re: MIDGET IS A PEGBOY« on: March 19, 2015, 04:33:34 AM »
Lovely. I'll get my strap-on.
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The Flood / Re: What Drug is Sep7?« on: March 19, 2015, 04:30:50 AM »
I am cocaine,
I don't know about others. 335
The Flood / Re: Give me a legit reason why you can't join the military« on: March 18, 2015, 10:03:35 AM »Oh, I'll just break the law and stop paying taxesYou're financially supporting state sponsored murder. Fascist.Yes, I have a job.I couldn't live with myself in any armed forces role, knowing I'd be contributing in some way to violence and dead people.You pay taxes, don't ya? 336
The Flood / Re: Give me a legit reason why you can't join the military« on: March 18, 2015, 08:36:54 AM »Yes, I have a job.I couldn't live with myself in any armed forces role, knowing I'd be contributing in some way to violence and dead people.You pay taxes, don't ya? 337
The Flood / Re: Give me a legit reason why you can't join the military« on: March 18, 2015, 08:30:54 AM »
I couldn't live with myself in any armed forces role, knowing I'd be contributing in some way to violence and dead people.
I'd probably commit suicide if I was drafted. 338
The Flood / Re: Here are some pics of my 2002 Audi A6 Allraod.« on: March 16, 2015, 12:33:37 PM »339
The Flood / Re: Here are some pics of my 2002 Audi A6 Allraod.« on: March 16, 2015, 11:56:12 AM »Absolutely disgusting.Tell me about it. The ground being wet is causing the tires to get all muddy. I can't wait for this shit to melt. 340
The Flood / Re: are you ready for enlightenment« on: March 16, 2015, 08:25:49 AM »Not quite the same, but it's similar in German.First two work in Dutch too. Waar - daar, wat - dat.aw shit son English and Dutch are both Germanic. was wo wann (what where when) dass es dann (That there then) 341
The Flood / Re: I went to the dentist today« on: March 16, 2015, 08:23:30 AM »*hug*Fine, but you initiate it. I'm aloof.Let's hugAww, I love you too.Good, that's more like it. 342
The Flood / Re: Here are some pics of my 2002 Audi A6 Allraod.« on: March 16, 2015, 07:19:28 AM »
Absolutely disgusting.
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The Flood / Re: I went to the dentist today« on: March 16, 2015, 07:18:18 AM »Let's hugAww, I love you too.Good, that's more like it. 344
The Flood / Re: Just a quick question to you people (warning, religion involved)« on: March 16, 2015, 07:15:42 AM »
Sleep paralysis?
I've had that too. 345
Gaming / Re: What games are you waiting for right now« on: March 16, 2015, 07:12:51 AM »
Fallout 4.
Wake me up when I'm 65. 346
The Flood / Re: I went to the dentist today« on: March 16, 2015, 07:11:12 AM »
Aww, I love you too.
<3 347
Gaming / Re: Fallout 3 Or New Vegas?« on: March 16, 2015, 07:08:19 AM »New Vegas is better in every possible way 349
The Flood / Re: I went to the dentist today« on: March 16, 2015, 07:05:29 AM »
The accident where you didn't brush for five years, right?
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The Flood / Re: WATCH OUT USA« on: March 16, 2015, 07:04:44 AM »
This thread is dumb.
You are therefore dumb by extension. 351
The Flood / Re: Someone IM me on Skype.« on: March 16, 2015, 06:56:24 AM »
Will you send me timestamped pics of this appendage you claim to own?
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The Flood / Re: Do you sympathize with aspergers people?« on: March 16, 2015, 06:54:22 AM »
My friend has Asperger's.
He can be a bit weird, but he's nice. 354
The Flood / Re: I went to the dentist today« on: March 16, 2015, 06:52:03 AM »
Why do people not care for their teeth?
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The Flood / Re: TFW ALREADY ORDERED A GIANT MOTHERS DAY COOKIE« on: March 16, 2015, 06:49:46 AM »
I did something similar, except I bought chocolates instead of flowers.
Bitches love chocolates. 356
The Flood / Re: TFW ALREADY ORDERED A GIANT MOTHERS DAY COOKIE« on: March 14, 2015, 09:32:44 AM »:3What's a social life?I always forget when mothers day is... And fathers day... And my parents' birthdays... And a bunch of holidays...you must lead a very fulfilling social life 357
The Flood / Re: TFW ALREADY ORDERED A GIANT MOTHERS DAY COOKIE« on: March 14, 2015, 08:58:20 AM »I always forget when mothers day is... And fathers day... And my parents' birthdays... And a bunch of holidays...you must lead a very fulfilling social life 358
The Flood / Re: This thread is a box.« on: March 13, 2015, 11:20:03 AM »Untermensch is singular.But of course. Sympathizers are as bad as the untermensch themselves.Indiscriminately, regardless of race, age or gender, yes.And those who do resist get blown up, right?Okay, but just this one town. And we just force non-caucasians that don't resist us to immigrate to another principality.only of we can turn it into an Aryan paradise after.Then you can help us subjugate Calgary. Plural is Untermenschen. 359
The Flood / Re: This thread is a box.« on: March 13, 2015, 09:37:21 AM »I for one welcome our new overlord.It looks like this is where we part ways then. You used me shamelessly but now I'm going to conquer your precious Calgary. So it all works out.*Counters with a stick**sedates you with a throwing dart*Always betray the pilot. Bismillah. Allahu ackbar. Allahu ackbar. Allahu ackbar.Dude, I grabbed my chute and left before you did. Why are you trying to betray me?*takes both parachutes and jumps out without you**the plane catches fire just over Alberta*Calgary in Alberta.I need a specific destination lass!To Canada.Flying it is. Where do you want to go?Aeroplane is best way of travelling to other countries.Of course, anything you like. What will be your mode of transportation?Inside the box we can have any adventures that we want to have.Do these adventures include going abroad to see cute boys? 360
The Flood / Re: This thread is a box.« on: March 13, 2015, 09:23:57 AM »*Counters with a stick**sedates you with a throwing dart*Always betray the pilot. Bismillah. Allahu ackbar. Allahu ackbar. Allahu ackbar.Dude, I grabbed my chute and left before you did. Why are you trying to betray me?*takes both parachutes and jumps out without you**the plane catches fire just over Alberta*Calgary in Alberta.I need a specific destination lass!To Canada.Flying it is. Where do you want to go?Aeroplane is best way of travelling to other countries.Of course, anything you like. What will be your mode of transportation?Inside the box we can have any adventures that we want to have.Do these adventures include going abroad to see cute boys? |