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The Flood / Jesus Christ, Amazon. I only wanted socks!
« on: March 19, 2015, 04:35:35 AM »
OH EM GEE!
Amazon is so lewd.
Let's all discuss the obvious PATRIARCHY at work here.
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: MIDGET IS A PEGBOY
« on: March 19, 2015, 04:33:34 AM »
Lovely. I'll get my strap-on.

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The Flood / Re: What Drug is Sep7?
« on: March 19, 2015, 04:30:50 AM »
I am cocaine,
I don't know about others.

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The Flood / Re: Give me a legit reason why you can't join the military
« on: March 18, 2015, 10:03:35 AM »
I couldn't live with myself in any armed forces role, knowing I'd be contributing in some way to violence and dead people.
I'd probably commit suicide if I was drafted.
You pay taxes, don't ya?
Yes, I have a job.
You're financially supporting state sponsored murder. Fascist.
Oh, I'll just break the law and stop paying taxes

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The Flood / Re: Give me a legit reason why you can't join the military
« on: March 18, 2015, 08:36:54 AM »
I couldn't live with myself in any armed forces role, knowing I'd be contributing in some way to violence and dead people.
I'd probably commit suicide if I was drafted.
You pay taxes, don't ya?
Yes, I have a job.

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The Flood / Re: Give me a legit reason why you can't join the military
« on: March 18, 2015, 08:30:54 AM »
I couldn't live with myself in any armed forces role, knowing I'd be contributing in some way to violence and dead people.
I'd probably commit suicide if I was drafted.

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The Flood / Re: Here are some pics of my 2002 Audi A6 Allraod.
« on: March 16, 2015, 11:56:12 AM »
Absolutely disgusting.
Tell me about it. The ground being wet is causing the tires to get all muddy. I can't wait for this shit to melt.

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The Flood / Re: are you ready for enlightenment
« on: March 16, 2015, 08:25:49 AM »
First two work in Dutch too. Waar - daar, wat - dat.
aw shit son
Not quite the same, but it's similar in German.
English and Dutch are both Germanic.
was wo wann (what where when)
dass es dann (That there then)

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The Flood / Re: Here are some pics of my 2002 Audi A6 Allraod.
« on: March 16, 2015, 07:19:28 AM »
Absolutely disgusting.

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The Flood / Re: I went to the dentist today
« on: March 16, 2015, 07:18:18 AM »

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Sleep paralysis?
I've had that too.

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Gaming / Re: What games are you waiting for right now
« on: March 16, 2015, 07:12:51 AM »
Fallout 4.
Wake me up when I'm 65.

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The Flood / Re: I went to the dentist today
« on: March 16, 2015, 07:11:12 AM »
Aww, I love you too.
<3

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Gaming / Re: Fallout 3 Or New Vegas?
« on: March 16, 2015, 07:08:19 AM »
New Vegas is better in every possible way

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The Flood / Re: Someone IM me on Skype.
« on: March 16, 2015, 07:06:38 AM »
You're mean.

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The Flood / Re: I went to the dentist today
« on: March 16, 2015, 07:05:29 AM »
The accident where you didn't brush for five years, right?

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The Flood / Re: WATCH OUT USA
« on: March 16, 2015, 07:04:44 AM »
This thread is dumb.
You are therefore dumb by extension.

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The Flood / Re: Someone IM me on Skype.
« on: March 16, 2015, 06:56:24 AM »
Will you send me timestamped pics of this appendage you claim to own?

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The Flood / Re: Do you sympathize with aspergers people?
« on: March 16, 2015, 06:54:22 AM »
My friend has Asperger's.
He can be a bit weird, but he's nice.

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The Flood / Re: I want you to think about something
« on: March 16, 2015, 06:52:50 AM »
tl;dr

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The Flood / Re: I went to the dentist today
« on: March 16, 2015, 06:52:03 AM »
Why do people not care for their teeth?

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The Flood / Re: TFW ALREADY ORDERED A GIANT MOTHERS DAY COOKIE
« on: March 16, 2015, 06:49:46 AM »
I did something similar, except I bought chocolates instead of flowers.
Bitches love chocolates.

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The Flood / Re: TFW ALREADY ORDERED A GIANT MOTHERS DAY COOKIE
« on: March 14, 2015, 09:32:44 AM »
I always forget when mothers day is... And fathers day... And my parents' birthdays... And a bunch of holidays...
you must lead a very fulfilling social life
What's a social life?
:3

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The Flood / Re: TFW ALREADY ORDERED A GIANT MOTHERS DAY COOKIE
« on: March 14, 2015, 08:58:20 AM »
I always forget when mothers day is... And fathers day... And my parents' birthdays... And a bunch of holidays...
you must lead a very fulfilling social life

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The Flood / Re: This thread is a box.
« on: March 13, 2015, 11:20:03 AM »

I like to sit in giant cardboard boxes and pretend that it's a fascist box tank.
Then you can help us subjugate Calgary.
only of we can turn it into an Aryan paradise after.
Okay, but just this one town. And we just force non-caucasians that don't resist us to immigrate to another principality.
And those who do resist get  blown up, right?
Indiscriminately, regardless of race, age or gender, yes.


But of course. Sympathizers are as bad as the untermensch themselves.
Untermensch is singular.
Plural is Untermenschen.

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The Flood / Re: This thread is a box.
« on: March 13, 2015, 09:37:21 AM »
Inside the box we can have any adventures that we want to have.


Do these adventures include going abroad to see cute boys?
Of course, anything you like. What will be your mode of transportation?
Aeroplane is best way of travelling to other countries.
Flying it is. Where do you want to go?


To Canada.
A boy I'm rather attached to lives there.
I need a specific destination lass!
Calgary in Alberta.
*the plane catches fire just over Alberta*

Grab your parachute!!


*takes both parachutes and jumps out without you*
Thanks for the ride.
Dude, I grabbed my chute and left before you did. Why are you trying to betray me? :(
Always betray the pilot. Bismillah. Allahu ackbar. Allahu ackbar. Allahu ackbar.
*sedates you with a throwing dart*
*Counters with a stick*
It looks like this is where we part ways then. You used me shamelessly but now I'm going to conquer your precious Calgary. So it all works out.
I for one welcome our new overlord.

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The Flood / Re: This thread is a box.
« on: March 13, 2015, 09:23:57 AM »
Inside the box we can have any adventures that we want to have.


Do these adventures include going abroad to see cute boys?
Of course, anything you like. What will be your mode of transportation?
Aeroplane is best way of travelling to other countries.
Flying it is. Where do you want to go?


To Canada.
A boy I'm rather attached to lives there.
I need a specific destination lass!
Calgary in Alberta.
*the plane catches fire just over Alberta*

Grab your parachute!!


*takes both parachutes and jumps out without you*
Thanks for the ride.
Dude, I grabbed my chute and left before you did. Why are you trying to betray me? :(
Always betray the pilot. Bismillah. Allahu ackbar. Allahu ackbar. Allahu ackbar.
*sedates you with a throwing dart*
*Counters with a stick*

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