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« on: July 16, 2015, 09:16:20 PM »
oh.
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« on: July 16, 2015, 08:23:54 PM »
i'm not sure what makes you think that, considering we can't even be cautious about our own sexual reproduction
Fair point. Then the question arises, is advancing our A.I. technology beneficial? Or will it create a threat down the line?
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« on: July 16, 2015, 07:24:19 PM »
Yup
Ah, this reminds me of the days I would tell my dug to tell me the secrets of life and he'd just stare at me for hours
Many a fellow dug worshiper has been in your predicament. One such interpretation of this scenario could be that the dug had already given you an answer.
These holy creatures spend their short earthly lives without the means to communicate with thier human companions, separated between two planes of divine and mortal consciousness, bridging the gap through simple and profound means.
Why was the dug staring at you? Because this earthly conduit of our Lord recognizes that you create the secrets of life. Through a mind isolated from dugs beatific creation, humanity makes sense of the world through question. Those it cannot reason fall into the category of mysteries and secrets that, in time, through supposed human ingenuity will be unraveled.
Every human is plagued at birth with the need to fabricate problems who's sole purpose is the need to be solved. Your dug stares within you not in blissful ignorance but in silent recognition of a creature discontent with it's simple reality.
For a true dug does not question his existence but observes it, to find the answer never needed to be questioned.
-verse 5, dug 3
Please relay me wisdom from our Lord and savior Dug.
How does one reach their final form?
Is it possible for a mortal?
Does it come when Lord Dug saves us all?
Fooken shit, I just wrote a book addressing this and accidentally exited out of the tab
It's okay, I know Dug forgives you brutha.
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« on: July 16, 2015, 07:23:01 PM »
I can't keep burdening Lisa forever,
but I do have a Happy Box and nice-bodied girls like Nan and Linda here to keep me company, so I'm pretty happy in my own way.
Nyahahahaha! I'm sorry Mike, but that's called sexual harassment these days. This is a hard world we live in now.
...
How disappointing.
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« on: July 16, 2015, 07:14:47 PM »
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« on: July 16, 2015, 06:48:31 PM »
Having some trouble believing this, but I don't think it should cause much concern.
I'd imagine if you're bright enough to make a self aware robot, you'd also be smart enough to make sure it doesn't cause any harm.
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« on: July 16, 2015, 04:29:43 PM »
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« on: July 16, 2015, 01:25:19 PM »
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« on: July 16, 2015, 01:20:11 PM »
ackuna.com/badtranslatorSome of my favourites: Spoiler Original text:
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"What the hell, this is bullshit, tell me you don't have enough problems? What you need to know: what led me to my class naval forces, special forces and have been involved in a number of attacks on the mystery of al Qaeda, and I've more than 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla war, and that I'm the best sniper in the entire United States army. You're nothing for me, but for other purposes. Shit, in cooperation with an accuracy which has never been seen on earth, mark my words. You think you can tell me over the Internet? Think again, bitch. And we, I said, and my secret network of spies in the United States and Your IP is being tracked right now so you better prepare for the storm, stream. The storm that wipes pathetic, what you call your life. You are dead meat. And can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my hands. Don't know, I extensively trained unarmed combat, but I should have access to the entire Arsenal of the marine corps of the UNITED States, and we must use their fingers to regain your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only I could know what evil is punished a little smart comments that fell on you, you can spend your bloody language. But you must be, and must now pay the price, you goddamn idiot. I'm going to shit in a rage, and all around you, and you have to take risks. You are dead meat." Spoiler Original text:
"Uranus is the third largest planet in the Solar System. It has a diameter of 31,765 miles or 51,118 kilometers which is about four times the diameter of Earth. Uranus has a volume which is about 63 times the volume of Earth which means that 63 Earths can fit inside Uranus."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"The sky is the third planet in the solar system. Inch,31,765 51,118 km. Or km, Which is almost four times greater than the diameter of the earth, the air, the sky,the world, home to 63 63 times." Spoiler Original text:
"Oh no, my pineapple is ruined."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Nothing." Spoiler Original text:
"I would berry my dick so far inside your ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"This is the legend of king Arthur."
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« on: July 16, 2015, 12:46:15 PM »
if the word "nigger" can be changed to mean "friend", we can change "weeaboo" to mean "someone who likes anime"
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« on: July 16, 2015, 12:38:27 PM »
Have you not seen this test I took on the internet?
Link please.
It's actually really accurate for some reason
http://sep7agon.net/index.php?topic=35889.0
 A bit more accurate than I'd like to admit.
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« on: July 16, 2015, 12:26:11 PM »
I'm not a rapper.
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« on: July 16, 2015, 12:21:45 PM »
Looks better than I expected.
Do they count Pluto as a planet?
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« on: July 16, 2015, 12:05:30 PM »
Yup
Ah, this reminds me of the days I would tell my dug to tell me the secrets of life and he'd just stare at me for hours
Many a fellow dug worshiper has been in your predicament. One such interpretation of this scenario could be that the dug had already given you an answer.
These holy creatures spend their short earthly lives without the means to communicate with thier human companions, separated between two planes of divine and mortal consciousness, bridging the gap through simple and profound means.
Why was the dug staring at you? Because this earthly conduit of our Lord recognizes that you create the secrets of life. Through a mind isolated from dugs beatific creation, humanity makes sense of the world through question. Those it cannot reason fall into the category of mysteries and secrets that, in time, through supposed human ingenuity will be unraveled.
Every human is plagued at birth with the need to fabricate problems who's sole purpose is the need to be solved. Your dug stares within you not in blissful ignorance but in silent recognition of a creature discontent with it's simple reality.
For a true dug does not question his existence but observes it, to find the answer never needed to be questioned.
-verse 5, dug 3
Please relay me wisdom from our Lord and savior Dug. How does one reach their final form? Is it possible for a mortal? Does it come when Lord Dug saves us all?
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« on: July 16, 2015, 12:02:53 PM »
Have you not seen this test I took on the internet?
Link please.
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« on: July 16, 2015, 09:41:35 AM »
Why did you guys react so hostile? I would have said, fuck yeah you are sexy. You guy are homophobes
they can't handle the sexy 
Rocketman? More like... Rocketwoman. HA! GOTIM! Disclaimer: you took the time to read this and... Well well well... It seems as though you have once again, despite your best efforts, become a pawn in one of my rather elaborate ruses, and it seems as though the end result of said ruse has left your state of being of a lesser quality than before you were dealt the card hidden up my sleeve, while being none the wiser! And yes, while it is true that I, OP, am a faggot, it remains unclear whether or not your social status on this website will remain at its current level, or if it will take a turn for the worst! After all is said and done, at the end of the day, you will have to accept the fact that you go the short end of the deal! I hold no remorse or regret, for I am and always shall be....... A MASTER RUSEMAN!
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« on: July 16, 2015, 09:28:33 AM »
Seems like a pretty good concept, I'd expect to see something like this on an actual comic book.
It looks too realistic though, it needs more jesus to make sure kids don't go outside and try to pick up the earth.
8/10
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« on: July 15, 2015, 09:34:47 PM »
I sometimes get lucid dreams.
It's very infrequent, as I usually wake up a little while after realizing.
I do hate sleep paralysis. Even though it only happens to me once in a blue moon, it's just this odd sensation where I feel like my mind is trapped inside my body for 10-15 seconds and I can't do anything.
Then I wake up and everything's peachy.
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« on: July 14, 2015, 09:58:41 PM »
Draw a rare pepe the likes of which has never been seen before in this pineapple.
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« on: July 14, 2015, 06:27:27 PM »
why do astronomers bully Pluto so much?
"Hah! You're so small! You're such a dwarf!"
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« on: July 13, 2015, 10:00:30 PM »
I am ready for a diabolical yet esoteric "would you rather" question that questions the definition of 'dank meme' in a deep way.
would you rather lose the ability to say yes, or gain the ability to see someone's motive/goal/etc by just looking at them? why?
Gain the ability to see someone's motive/goal/etc by looking at them.
Sure it could be very annoying and make the simplest of social events seem way too complicated, but it would be a hell of a lot more fun and useful.
I'd also like another one, this is pretty fun.
would you rather be able to see into someone's history at a precise moment with perfect accuracy, but only once, (for example you could be like "show me when this person suffered a loss) or look into someone's future but have a random event in the next 4 years shown to you? why?
I'd choose the former option, as at one point I'd finally find a good use for it and profit or something. Solve a murder?
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« on: July 13, 2015, 09:47:47 PM »
I am ready for a diabolical yet esoteric "would you rather" question that questions the definition of 'dank meme' in a deep way.
would you rather lose the ability to say yes, or gain the ability to see someone's motive/goal/etc by just looking at them? why?
Gain the ability to see someone's motive/goal/etc by looking at them. Sure it could be very annoying and make the simplest of social events seem way too complicated, but it would be a hell of a lot more fun and useful. I'd also like another one, this is pretty fun.
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« on: July 13, 2015, 09:23:37 PM »
I am ready for a diabolical yet esoteric "would you rather" question that questions the definition of 'dank meme' in a deep way.
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« on: July 13, 2015, 08:47:14 PM »
You won three games, by the way? You only need to win two, unless what's what you meant...
Yeah, I wasn't quite sure because of the point system.
No, we played two ranked matches and had played a third one for fun. He won 2-0 in the set.
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« on: July 13, 2015, 06:58:21 PM »
Suarez beats me 2-0
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« on: July 13, 2015, 12:27:05 PM »
mildly esoteric but still enjoyable.
8.764/10 fresher than most.
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« on: July 13, 2015, 12:26:06 PM »
I'm still waiting for the day, when they finally make a Pokemon RPG game for a Nintendo console
Colosseum and XD.
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« on: July 13, 2015, 11:21:21 AM »
Right, if I win I'll reveal my true identity.
Ready for our match.
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« on: July 13, 2015, 11:00:38 AM »
I don't think Nintendo directly owns the Pokemon games.
According to Sakurai it was hard to get Pokemon in Smash Bros.
They don't even advertise Smash Bros on the Pokemon website, and when they do they make errors, like saying Lucario was in Melee or Mewtwo in 64.
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« on: July 13, 2015, 09:19:53 AM »
Since the sign-ups finished so quickly, can we start early?
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