Stop time and rape people

Specifically to do that? Cause it's only really mundane if you can't stop time unless it's with the intent of the rape

The ability to make chairs move exactly 2 inches in any direction. Would be great fun.

David Cameron

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How do I get the Moonlight greatsword from Seath? I got him to down to almost dead by only damaging his rear tail, but it didn't break off. Do I have to be hitting the very tip or something?

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You have to be hitting the end of the middle tail. Seath has three tails, so make sure you're targeting the middle one. The easiest way to accomplish this is at the very start of the fight. Enter the boss arena and just run right past him to the crystal that needs to be destroyed before you can damage him. Wait there until Seath starts an attack of his own. As soon as he does, run for his back. His own attack will break the crystal and he'll temporarily be stunned because of it. If you high enough DPS output (I think the tail needs like 500 damage to come off) and attack the tip of the correct tail, you should be able to get it right there at the very start of the fight.

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Okay that sounds a lot better than running around all his wriggling haha, thanks.

I can give you a moonlight greatsword if you're on 360

Well I'm on xboner, but it's through backwards compatibility, so it'd still work. What level are you?

300

oh I'm only like level 80 something I think haha, that's well out of the summoning range isn't it. At least as far as I know, I'm not as knowledgeable on dark souls 1, only finished it just in time for 2

If you use the red soapstone I should be able to summon you no problem.

Alright I'll go get that then, don't have it on this character, haven't been in the painting yet

I can help you co op if you want. I can just drop you the sword that way, too.

Can you summon people on NG+?

I have no idea honestly, I've only beaten dark Souls 1 twice. I know you can on Scholar of the First sin, but the way they worded it sounded like they added it as a new feature, so maybe you can't in that case.

Well, I don't mind going to where you are and putting my sign down to at least try. If not, let me know when you get the red soapstone.

I'm going to the painted world after I kill Manus the Anus, so I'll probably have the red soapstone tomorrow

good luck

Yeah he's a lot worse than Artorias and Kalameet but I still want to beat him on my own. I have that pendant that deflects his magic at least. Found it by pure luck since I still had that spooky skeleton lamp from the catacombs on me when I read the message about light.

I killed Manus on my first attempt. Shit felt good.

This group has to be a meme right

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Well I have Challenger and DAS on there but that's only because their posts seem to tip me over the edge if I'm already having a shitty moment. They're ok most of the time. I usually unhide their posts anyway so it's cool.

Tip you over the edge what the lol

when I read your posts I piss myself and cry

Well I have Challenger and DAS on there but that's only because their posts seem to tip me over the edge if I'm already having a shitty moment. They're ok most of the time. I usually unhide their posts anyway so it's cool.

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It's pretty bizarre to read. Does being a hardcore gangsta in real life mean you have to type like one on the internet too?

YOOOOO

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Wew lad

Should have probably used the slots for those stars instead for the Team Dai-Gurren logo

I can still go back to it, I just needed the emblem to be done before the game started. I tried the flames and it looked terrible heh.

Wew lad

http://indy100.independent.co.uk/article/five-men-have-been-jailed-for-stealing-20000-worth-of-jammie-dodgers--ZyeBbnAGhlZ



Five men have received prison sentences of between 16 and 44 months for the theft of a trailer containing £20,000 worth of Jammie Dodgers.

The trailer was taken from Burton’s food factory in Torfaen on 17 June last year, after the gang had travelled from Liverpool to Gwent to carry out the theft, Cardiff Crown Court heard this week.

The thieves gained access to the factory in stolen vehicles, posing as DHL delivery staff.

Their trailer was later found in a lay-by on the M62 motorway, with all the contents emptied.

As the defendants left the dock, one was heard saying:

Does anyone want a biscuit?

We can't be sure, given the fluctuations in packaging and prices, but the theft, by our calculations, equates to roughly 240,000 Jammie Dodgers.

So they probably had a few spare.





I swear

This shit is gold


Jammie Dodgers aren't even that nice though

Nobody says Tee-Eye-Eee fighters

Even Battlefront called them At Ats at 7:04