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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 25, 2014, 11:31:49 PM »
3000, bowmen fire at Chinese soldiers. Many of them are lost before they even make it to the Japanese ships.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 25, 2014, 11:29:17 PM »
Bro I've got around 14,000 troops on these ships. You better back off.
China sends 10 ships to intercept Japanese boats, with 2,000 soldiers on each.
China finds it quite humorous that Japan believes it has any kind of naval advantage in the current situation.

The Japanese are skilled fighters. Not to mention you sent your commander of your naval forces onto my ship with only 200 men to protect him.
As are the Chinese, and we have the invention of steel on our side.

And please. I can find another admiral. Now, will you give the Chinese military ten simple katanas or not?

The Chinese ships move to surround Japan's boats.

And what will you give me in return hmmm? My god you suck at making deals. Once I get steel my katana will wreck your Chinese swords. Give us something and you can have your swords.
I will give you the privilege of existing in the same hemisphere as China. Now, I am getting quite impatient, and your puny island has caused the glorious Chinese empire enough problems as is. Fulfill the very reasonable deal of ten katanas, and we can put this entire matter behind us.

Anh. So by giving you the only chance I have in staying in par with others in this game you will allow me to continue playing? This is what I mean by you targeting me, every time I play this shit you come out of nowhere when I'm barely even ten pages into it and fuck up the game for me. There's no fucking point to it.
You overestimate the importance of your katana. They don't give you that much of a militaristic advantage, they're just cool swords. And I'm only "targeting" you because I was going to annex Japan before you came along and get katanas that way. So now you have a very simple choice on your hands. If that choice is "omg imma quit b/c there's conflict in a UN game!!", then so be it.
I'm not quitting over the conflict. Its just you do this shit every fucking time I play UN.
Then stop whining and play.

What is Japan's decision?

The ten swords are sent to china in a secure box. Chinese soldiers open the box, inside are ten
Shattered  katanas, completely destroyed.

Take the swords and shove it.
And if their just "cool swords" why the fuck did you want them so much.
Chinese soldiers reassemble katanas and begin to reverse-engineer them.

Admiral Jiang thanks the Japanese commander for his cooperation and turns to return to the homeland.

You can't reassemble twisted,warped, and twisted metal.. That's doesn't make shit sense. It was meant as an insult.
Great list you have there.

Admiral Jiang spins around and attacks the Japanese sailors, the rest swiftly supporting him. The 20,000 Chinese soldiers disembark their ships and begin to attack the 10,000 sailors with superior steel weaponry.
I fixed it. And bro, just fuck off already. And again, if you think of the katana as nothing but "cool swords" why the fuck do you want them so much?

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 25, 2014, 11:25:20 PM »
Bro I've got around 14,000 troops on these ships. You better back off.
China sends 10 ships to intercept Japanese boats, with 2,000 soldiers on each.
China finds it quite humorous that Japan believes it has any kind of naval advantage in the current situation.

The Japanese are skilled fighters. Not to mention you sent your commander of your naval forces onto my ship with only 200 men to protect him.
As are the Chinese, and we have the invention of steel on our side.

And please. I can find another admiral. Now, will you give the Chinese military ten simple katanas or not?

The Chinese ships move to surround Japan's boats.

And what will you give me in return hmmm? My god you suck at making deals. Once I get steel my katana will wreck your Chinese swords. Give us something and you can have your swords.
I will give you the privilege of existing in the same hemisphere as China. Now, I am getting quite impatient, and your puny island has caused the glorious Chinese empire enough problems as is. Fulfill the very reasonable deal of ten katanas, and we can put this entire matter behind us.

Anh. So by giving you the only chance I have in staying in par with others in this game you will allow me to continue playing? This is what I mean by you targeting me, every time I play this shit you come out of nowhere when I'm barely even ten pages into it and fuck up the game for me. There's no fucking point to it.
You overestimate the importance of your katana. They don't give you that much of a militaristic advantage, they're just cool swords. And I'm only "targeting" you because I was going to annex Japan before you came along and get katanas that way. So now you have a very simple choice on your hands. If that choice is "omg imma quit b/c there's conflict in a UN game!!", then so be it.
I'm not quitting over the conflict. Its just you do this shit every fucking time I play UN.
Then stop whining and play.

What is Japan's decision?

The ten swords are sent to china in a secure box. Chinese soldiers open the box, inside are ten
Shattered  katanas, completely destroyed.

Take the swords and shove it.
And if their just "cool swords" why the fuck did you want them so much.
Chinese soldiers reassemble katanas and begin to reverse-engineer them.

Admiral Jiang thanks the Japanese commander for his cooperation and turns to return to the homeland.

You can't reassemble twisted,warped, and broken metal.. That's doesn't make shit sense. It was meant as an insult.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 25, 2014, 11:23:57 PM »
Current army size, 54,000.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 25, 2014, 11:21:27 PM »
Bro I've got around 14,000 troops on these ships. You better back off.
China sends 10 ships to intercept Japanese boats, with 2,000 soldiers on each.
China finds it quite humorous that Japan believes it has any kind of naval advantage in the current situation.

The Japanese are skilled fighters. Not to mention you sent your commander of your naval forces onto my ship with only 200 men to protect him.
As are the Chinese, and we have the invention of steel on our side.

And please. I can find another admiral. Now, will you give the Chinese military ten simple katanas or not?

The Chinese ships move to surround Japan's boats.

And what will you give me in return hmmm? My god you suck at making deals. Once I get steel my katana will wreck your Chinese swords. Give us something and you can have your swords.
I will give you the privilege of existing in the same hemisphere as China. Now, I am getting quite impatient, and your puny island has caused the glorious Chinese empire enough problems as is. Fulfill the very reasonable deal of ten katanas, and we can put this entire matter behind us.

Anh. So by giving you the only chance I have in staying in par with others in this game you will allow me to continue playing? This is what I mean by you targeting me, every time I play this shit you come out of nowhere when I'm barely even ten pages into it and fuck up the game for me. There's no fucking point to it.
You overestimate the importance of your katana. They don't give you that much of a militaristic advantage, they're just cool swords. And I'm only "targeting" you because I was going to annex Japan before you came along and get katanas that way. So now you have a very simple choice on your hands. If that choice is "omg imma quit b/c there's conflict in a UN game!!", then so be it.
I'm not quitting over the conflict. Its just you do this shit every fucking time I play UN.
Then stop whining and play.

What is Japan's decision?

The ten swords are sent to china in a secure box. Chinese soldiers open the box, inside are ten
Shattered  katanas, completely destroyed.

Take the swords and shove it.
And if their just "cool swords" why the fuck did you want them so much.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 25, 2014, 11:18:05 PM »
Bro I've got around 14,000 troops on these ships. You better back off.
China sends 10 ships to intercept Japanese boats, with 2,000 soldiers on each.
China finds it quite humorous that Japan believes it has any kind of naval advantage in the current situation.

The Japanese are skilled fighters. Not to mention you sent your commander of your naval forces onto my ship with only 200 men to protect him.
As are the Chinese, and we have the invention of steel on our side.

And please. I can find another admiral. Now, will you give the Chinese military ten simple katanas or not?

The Chinese ships move to surround Japan's boats.

And what will you give me in return hmmm? My god you suck at making deals. Once I get steel my katana will wreck your Chinese swords. Give us something and you can have your swords.
I will give you the privilege of existing in the same hemisphere as China. Now, I am getting quite impatient, and your puny island has caused the glorious Chinese empire enough problems as is. Fulfill the very reasonable deal of ten katanas, and we can put this entire matter behind us.

Anh. So by giving you the only chance I have in staying in par with others in this game you will allow me to continue playing? This is what I mean by you targeting me, every time I play this shit you come out of nowhere when I'm barely even ten pages into it and fuck up the game for me. There's no fucking point to it.
You overestimate the importance of your katana. They don't give you that much of a militaristic advantage, they're just cool swords. And I'm only "targeting" you because I was going to annex Japan before you came along and get katanas that way. So now you have a very simple choice on your hands. If that choice is "omg imma quit b/c there's conflict in a UN game!!", then so be it.
I'm not quitting over the conflict. Its just you do this shit every fucking time I play UN.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 25, 2014, 11:12:24 PM »
Bro I've got around 14,000 troops on these ships. You better back off.
China sends 10 ships to intercept Japanese boats, with 2,000 soldiers on each.
China finds it quite humorous that Japan believes it has any kind of naval advantage in the current situation.

The Japanese are skilled fighters. Not to mention you sent your commander of your naval forces onto my ship with only 200 men to protect him.
As are the Chinese, and we have the invention of steel on our side.

And please. I can find another admiral. Now, will you give the Chinese military ten simple katanas or not?

The Chinese ships move to surround Japan's boats.

And what will you give me in return hmmm? My god you suck at making deals. Once I get steel my katana will wreck your Chinese swords. Give us something and you can have your swords.
I will give you the privilege of existing in the same hemisphere as China. Now, I am getting quite impatient, and your puny island has caused the glorious Chinese empire enough problems as is. Fulfill the very reasonable deal of ten katanas, and we can put this entire matter behind us.

Anh. So by giving you the only chance I have in staying in par with others in this game you will allow me to continue playing? This is what I mean by you targeting me, every time I play this shit you come out of nowhere when I'm barely even ten pages into it and fuck up the game for me. There's no fucking point to it.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 25, 2014, 11:06:41 PM »
Bro I've got around 14,000 troops on these ships. You better back off.
China sends 10 ships to intercept Japanese boats, with 2,000 soldiers on each.
China finds it quite humorous that Japan believes it has any kind of naval advantage in the current situation.

The Japanese are skilled fighters. Not to mention you sent your commander of your naval forces onto my ship with only 200 men to protect him.
As are the Chinese, and we have the invention of steel on our side.

And please. I can find another admiral. Now, will you give the Chinese military ten simple katanas or not?

The Chinese ships move to surround Japan's boats.

And what will you give me in return hmmm? My god you suck at making deals. Once I get steel my katana will wreck your Chinese swords. Give us something and you can have your swords.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 25, 2014, 11:03:19 PM »
Bro I've got around 14,000 troops on these ships. You better back off.
China sends 10 ships to intercept Japanese boats, with 2,000 soldiers on each.
China finds it quite humorous that Japan believes it has any kind of naval advantage in the current situation.

The Japanese are skilled fighters. Not to mention you sent the commander of your naval forces onto my ship with only 200 men to protect him.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 25, 2014, 11:01:37 PM »
King Icy I extends an invitation to the leaders of New Zealand, China, and Japan to discuss a possible coalition - pending the cease of any hostilities.

China wants our only military advantage forfree . Which is why these hostilities are still valid.
What if China sends you the secrets of steel and in return you forge steel katanas for China's army.

I am already about to start getting steel on page 20. I'm not just going to hand over the only advantage I have in the game  just like that.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 25, 2014, 11:00:06 PM »
Well first off. You're not even following shogun Neo's ship.
Second, there are no blueprints or schematics for a katana. The only people who know how to do it are my skilled sword smiths. So how about you back the fuck off before I order my sword smiths to commit seppuku and cause you to never obtain katana's?
First off, I never said I'm following his ship. I'm following the one that set sail for Africa, now the Philippines.

Second, I understand this. I just want ten individual swords.
Offended by Japan's blatant act of ignoring China, Chinese ships close in on the Japanese naval force and attempt to board without hostility.

Commander tshuchiko mifune and the soldiers stand ready.
Admiral Jiang of the first Chinese navy steps on board Japan's pilot ship with 200 soldiers and demands to speak to the Japanese commander.

Bro I've got around 14,000 troops on these ships. You better back off.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 25, 2014, 10:59:06 PM »
King Icy I extends an invitation to the leaders of New Zealand, China, and Japan to discuss a possible coalition - pending the cease of any hostilities.

China wants our only military advantage forfree . Which is why these hostilities are still valid.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 25, 2014, 10:56:59 PM »
Well first off. You're not even following shogun Neo's ship.
Second, there are no blueprints or schematics for a katana. The only people who know how to do it are my skilled sword smiths. So how about you back the fuck off before I order my sword smiths to commit seppuku and cause you to never obtain katana's?
First off, I never said I'm following his ship. I'm following the one that set sail for Africa, now the Philippines.

Second, I understand this. I just want ten individual swords.
Offended by Japan's blatant act of ignoring China, Chinese ships close in on the Japanese naval force and attempt to board without hostility.

Commander tshuchiko mifune and the soldiers stand ready.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 25, 2014, 10:53:53 PM »
What would Shogun Neo like to discuss.

Expansion plans. And a new name for our alliance.
I am part of many alliances and I won't choose one over the other. I hope that one day the countries of Asia and Oceania form one alliance. As for expansion I have no plans on expanding my country at the moment.

Any allies of yours(except the Chinese) are allies of mine. I think we should all form a coalition.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 25, 2014, 10:50:04 PM »
What would Shogun Neo like to discuss.

Expansion plans. And a new name for our alliance.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 25, 2014, 10:47:49 PM »
China lowers its request of 100 Japanese katanas to merely 10. If this demand is met, the interception of Japanese boats will be called off.
China awaits Japan's answer to this. Ten Chinese ships now trail the Japanese navy of five boats. Successful interception is pending Shogun Neo's response.

Cities:
Shenyang — 45%
Shanghai — 44%
Xi'an — 46%
Lhasa — 48%
Taiyuan — 47%
Well first off. You're not even following shogun Neo's ship.
Second, there are no blueprints or schematics for a katana. The only people who know how to do it are my skilled sword smiths. So how about you back the fuck off before I order my sword smiths to commit seppuku and cause you to never obtain katana's?

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 25, 2014, 10:45:25 PM »
For fucks sake....

Changing expedition AGAIN.
All troops and ships apply. Going to the Philippines. Expected by page 20.

Total troop count 45,000 soldiers

Shogun Neo arrives in New Zealand.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 25, 2014, 10:35:04 PM »
Fuck this shit. I'm done playing.

Why?

Because I'm always getting targeted by class everytime I start playing when I've only been in the game for a few pages. And have nothing to do, shits happened 3 times everytime I try to play UN. I'm not going to  waste my time trying to play when I have people on my ass right when I start.

Class, whether or not you are doing it intentionally, stop blatantly targeting Neo again. We are still early in this game, let's not cause drama. Either reduce the number of katana's you'd like, or debate a better deal.

Neo, let's be honest. We're looking at very early times - we aren't colonizing entire new continents at this point. Settle for something closer to Japan.


Africa isn't that far from Japan. Not to mention I had the expected time set at several years(about 6or7) that's plenty of time to get to Africa. Not to mention it would take a few more pages to even start getting land there. We have people that have taken over whole countries already.

You're looking at 8,500 miles. We are still in very early times - giving everyone leeway on colonizing as it's necessary for the game, but we are not going to begin sailing halfway around the world. There are islands and places closer to you to begin with.

So seven years to travel 8,500 miles? I'm pretty sure they could travel to farther places in less time.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 25, 2014, 10:34:00 PM »
Fuck this shit. I'm done playing.

Why?

Because I'm always getting targeted by class everytime I start playing when I've only been in the game for a few pages. And have nothing to do, shits happened 3 times everytime I try to play UN. I'm not going to  waste my time trying to play when I have people on my ass right when I start.

Class, whether or not you are doing it intentionally, stop blatantly targeting Neo again. We are still early in this game, let's not cause drama. Either reduce the number of katana's you'd like, or debate a better deal.

Neo, let's be honest. We're looking at very early times - we aren't colonizing entire new continents at this point. Settle for something closer to Japan.

I'm targeting Neo for the sole purpose that I want katanas and he's the only avenue to that.

You do this every time.
Only twice, actually.

Exactly, which is how many times I've played.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 25, 2014, 10:31:06 PM »
Fuck this shit. I'm done playing.

Why?

Because I'm always getting targeted by class everytime I start playing when I've only been in the game for a few pages. And have nothing to do, shits happened 3 times everytime I try to play UN. I'm not going to  waste my time trying to play when I have people on my ass right when I start.

Class, whether or not you are doing it intentionally, stop blatantly targeting Neo again. We are still early in this game, let's not cause drama. Either reduce the number of katana's you'd like, or debate a better deal.

Neo, let's be honest. We're looking at very early times - we aren't colonizing entire new continents at this point. Settle for something closer to Japan.

I'm targeting Neo for the sole purpose that I want katanas and he's the only avenue to that.

You do this every time.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 25, 2014, 10:30:22 PM »
Fuck this shit. I'm done playing.

Why?

Because I'm always getting targeted by class everytime I start playing when I've only been in the game for a few pages. And have nothing to do, shits happened 3 times everytime I try to play UN. I'm not going to  waste my time trying to play when I have people on my ass right when I start.

Class, whether or not you are doing it intentionally, stop blatantly targeting Neo again. We are still early in this game, let's not cause drama. Either reduce the number of katana's you'd like, or debate a better deal.

Neo, let's be honest. We're looking at very early times - we aren't colonizing entire new continents at this point. Settle for something closer to Japan.


Africa isn't that far from Japan. Not to mention I had the expected time set at several years(about 6or7) that's plenty of time to get to Africa. Not to mention it would take a few more pages to even start getting land there. We have people that have taken over whole countries already.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 25, 2014, 10:27:09 PM »
Fuck this shit. I'm done playing.

Why?

Because I'm always getting targeted by class everytime I start playing when I've only been in the game for a few pages. And have nothing to do, shits happened 3 times everytime I try to play UN. I'm not going to  waste my time trying to play when I have people on my ass right when I start.
It's more about you having very fast research times.

Lol what? I've only been in the game for about 6 pages. I dont ven have steel yet.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 25, 2014, 10:24:57 PM »
Fuck this shit. I'm done playing.

Why?

Because I'm always getting targeted by class everytime I start playing when I've only been in the game for a few pages. And have nothing to do, shits happened 3 times everytime I try to play UN. I'm not going to  waste my time trying to play when I have people on my ass right when I start.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 25, 2014, 10:22:15 PM »
Fuck this shit. I'm done playing.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 25, 2014, 09:06:24 PM »
Shogun Neo and his samurai bodyguard sail to New Zealand. Expected by page 16.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 25, 2014, 09:05:06 PM »
Meh. Already see how this game is going.
China offers to reinstate the mutual agreement with Japan in exchange for a small shipment of 100 katanas.

I'm not giving you my only military advantage for free.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 25, 2014, 09:03:29 PM »
A messenger bird is sent to the leader of New Zealand. Shogun Neo would like to visit you. And perhaps discuss plans on expanding.
President Septy accepts and awaits the arrival of Shogun Neo.

Shogun Neo reminds lord septy to bring the boos.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 25, 2014, 09:00:47 PM »
A messenger bird is sent to the leader of New Zealand. Shogun Neo would like to visit you. And perhaps discuss plans on expanding.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game VI
« on: September 25, 2014, 08:57:43 PM »
Voyage to Africa begins. Due by page 20,
(To see the amount of troops going on the expedition go look at the previous post about the carribean expedition,this is replacing that one)

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The Flood / Re: I have god like abilities
« on: September 25, 2014, 08:54:16 PM »
>Opens shitpost
>reads shitpost
>closes shitpost

*Kills you with lighting powers*

>is wearing rubber suit

gg,pleb

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