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Sep7agon. It didn't even last a week.

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The Flood / Re: Youtube WTF are you doing?
« on: March 25, 2018, 12:05:29 PM »
I still think FPSs will be next. Then violent music.

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: March 25, 2018, 11:56:11 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: March 25, 2018, 11:51:41 AM »


True love.

Congrats on the Marty Status

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: March 25, 2018, 11:48:55 AM »
I also don't like how 343 gave The Chief "depth." Bungie had it right with him being a blank slate.

This is the single most retarded, selfish, and sociopathic oppionion any one person could possibly have. Not to mention that said character depth already existed in the BUNGiE era with the books. Halo 4 only built on that, and did it incredibly well regardless of the less than perfect level design.

5 was still trash though.

The books aren't cannon you bastard.

Yes they are and they always have been you absolute dumbass.

Then why the fuck did The Fall of Reach get rewritten after Reach came out?

The books are no different from The Star Wars EU. Its not cannon. Not unless 343 says it is with the new ones, but the past ones don't count.

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39:30

Suck my dick

You've won this round CMD.

I will say this though. Halo 3 is the greatest Halo game ever created.

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: March 25, 2018, 11:30:43 AM »
I also don't like how 343 gave The Chief "depth." Bungie had it right with him being a blank slate.

This is the single most retarded, selfish, and sociopathic oppionion any one person could possibly have. Not to mention that said character depth already existed in the BUNGiE era with the books. Halo 4 only built on that, and did it incredibly well regardless of the less than perfect level design.

5 was still trash though.

The books aren't cannon you bastard.

Yes they are and they always have been you absolute dumbass.

Then why the fuck did The Fall of Reach get rewritten after Reach came out?

The books are no different from The Star Wars EU. Its not cannon. Not unless 343 says it is with the new ones, but the past ones don't count.

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: March 25, 2018, 11:24:26 AM »
I also don't like how 343 gave The Chief "depth." Bungie had it right with him being a blank slate.

This is the single most retarded, selfish, and sociopathic oppionion any one person could possibly have. Not to mention that said character depth already existed in the BUNGiE era with the books. Halo 4 only built on that, and did it incredibly well regardless of the less than perfect level design.

5 was still trash though.

The books aren't cannon you bastard.

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The Flood / Re: Not that I care much, but Howtobasic reveals his face
« on: March 25, 2018, 04:01:41 AM »
Wow.

I never would have guested it was him tbh. I'll be honest I'm really surprised.

Edit: Oh lol nevermind.

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: March 25, 2018, 03:18:55 AM »
That fight scene was just crap honestly. The way how The Chief is build and designed, Locke shouldn't even be alive to start with.

The dude killed a fuck load of ODSTs in a basic training exercise when he was a kid for crying out loud, though that was the old Fall of Reach and books aren't considered cannon. Unless you call the story on what happened to Buck's Squad..... which is fucked up that's cannon and not Original Fall of Reach.

Not only should he have been able to kill Locke, he should have been able to kill The Didact in Halo 4 the first time too. Unless the bomb he planted really did kill The Didact. I have a feeling 343's going to make that stupid decision to bring him back because that's the "lore" now.

In all honesty, even this would have been passable. You know your game's story sucks when a fan edit does a better job than what actually happened:

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The fact that it was in cinematic is bad too. It would have been better if you played as Chief throughout the game the whole time and Locke was the agonist you had to defeat yourself.

But no, 343 said fuck the fundamentals of what made Halo, Halo and let's make it Cock of Dookie 4 Modern Gay Fuck Stupid.
Honestly the most hilarious thing about that """"fight"""" wasn't the gross misrepresentation of a Spartan II or that B movie tier choreography but how the rest of Osiris just stood around like the completely useless sacks of meat they are. Chief should have flattened those two exposition dispensers too, can't remember their names they are that forgettable.

But obviously 343 did it the way they did because they need to make sure their precious Spartan IV's are BRO AWESOME and STRONG and don't look so pathetic compared to a walking war machine.

I couldn't agree more. I also don't like how 343 gave The Chief "depth." Bungie had it right with him being a blank slate. We identified with Master Chief as the player for over a decade and we made him out to be a complete badass, Clint Eastwood type, a force you don't wanna fuck with, and that whole "fight" sequence made The Chief look less of a bad ass then he really actually is.

This is why I don't consider Halo 4 and 5 Cannon.

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This also describes Halo 5 perfectly.

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: March 25, 2018, 02:49:02 AM »
Why didn't Locke get completely decked by Chief. I think it would have saved the Halo 5 campaign singlehandedly

That fight scene was just crap honestly. The way how The Chief is build and designed, Locke shouldn't even be alive to start with.

The dude killed a fuck load of ODSTs in a basic training exercise when he was a kid for crying out loud, though that was the old Fall of Reach and books aren't considered cannon. Unless you call the story on what happened to Buck's Squad..... which is fucked up that's cannon and not Original Fall of Reach.

Not only should he have been able to kill Locke, he should have been able to kill The Didact in Halo 4 the first time too. Unless the bomb he planted really did kill The Didact. I have a feeling 343's going to make that stupid decision to bring him back because that's the "lore" now.

In all honesty, even this would have been passable. You know your game's story sucks when a fan edit does a better job than what actually happened:

YouTube


The fact that it was in cinematic is bad too. It would have been better if you played as Chief throughout the game the whole time and Locke was the agonist you had to defeat yourself.

But no, 343 said fuck the fundamentals of what made Halo, Halo and let's make it Cock of Dookie 4 Modern Gay Fuck Stupid.

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The Flood / Re: Photography Thread
« on: March 25, 2018, 02:30:51 AM »
If I only scanned in the negatives of my and Ec Mrs Chalies travels. I did a ton of pretty good architectural shots and people. That’s one of my regrets. I didn’t keep my negatives.

What does Ex Mrs Charlie even look like anyway?

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The Flood / Re: Predictions for Infinity War?
« on: March 25, 2018, 12:09:59 AM »
they make black panthers sister make another what are those joke

I think that joke kind of worked tbh

Cheat please ban this faggot.

Denied. Sit the fuck down.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 2 Alpha Build from January 2004
« on: March 25, 2018, 12:08:45 AM »
I wish the BR had a single round burst
When you fire a single round its not a burst...its a shot.

WOW THAT'S SOME DOPE KNOWLEDGE YOU JUST DROPPED OMG IM FOREVER CHANGED AS A MAN BECAUSE OF THIS EXPERIENCE
Okay dude; calm down. Take a chill pill. If you don't have a chill pill, take one of those chill strips. You put it on your tongue, it dissolves, chill.

That reminds me. If I recall correctly during one of the beta builds of Halo 2. The BR had both single shot and burst. You'd just zoom in for the single shot to activate.

The BR in this build feels a lot like the pistol in Halo CE.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 2 Alpha Build from January 2004 (Download It)
« on: March 24, 2018, 11:36:50 PM »
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I still suck at Halo multiplayer, but I had fun playing this.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 2 Alpha Build from January 2004
« on: March 24, 2018, 10:54:37 PM »
I have one, but I don't really find it more fun than Halo 5 Warzone, so I don't play it.

You find Halo 5 Warzone more fun? Boy am I with the wrong group of people.

Cheat you haven't even played the Alpha. Its fun. Vaporware is fun to fuck with. I know the full game has been out for over a decade now but the fact that people get a chance to play another version of the game that was still in development phase at the time is amazing.

Seeing it is one thing, playing it is a completely different experience. Its System Link supported!

You can get Xlink Kai and start Tunneling with other people. I'm not the only person playing it.
Deci, modded Halo 2 online was fun back in 2006-2007 (at least in my experience).

If we could legit get a group together to play some Halo 2 on XBC (or MCC on XBONE) though, I would 100% be in.

I would like to inform you on some info.

XBC is dead. Xlink Kai is where its at if you wanna play Halo 2 now, and I mean the OG final product Halo 2.

I used XBC back in the day and when it shut down people (myself included) moved to Xlink Kai pre MCC days. Only until recently I recovered my Xlink Kai account after The Halo 2 Alpha was not only publicly released, but even playable on system link for that matter. System Link itself on the Alpha is a mod from what I hear, or at least its .xbe being unlocked is the mod, because the default.xbe wouldn't let you do anything aside from just looking at the menu offline.
Thx. Am informed now.

Mhm.

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Gaming / Re: I think Bungie is trying to kill itself at this point
« on: March 24, 2018, 10:50:44 PM »
just go play destiny you shit head lmao

Nah. I prefer Halo.

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Cringiest thing I've done is probably my reply to Verbatim.

But I don't care. I like to relate when I can.

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i never learned how to drive in high school, but my house was within a 10-minute walking distance anyway, so it wasn't really a big deal at the time—michigan weather wasn't always kind to me, though, so if i wasn't trudging through 10 inches of snow, i was probably freezing to death from the wind chill (and i was too cool to wear boots, snowpants, or a decent jacket)

i was also hyper introverted during my freshman and sophomore years, and the only friends i had were the friends i've always had since elementary school

i started coming out of my shell a little during junior year, though, and by senior year, it felt like i had made friends, or at least acquaintances, with almost everyone in my class, which was great (then that all came crashing down as soon as i graduated but hey, whatever, senior year is the happiest i remember being in the past four years)

that said, i was never great with girls, but only because i never really tried—so by the time i finally decided to ask someone out during senior year, i wasn't well-practiced at all and i still cringe about it to this day

i had a crush on this girl who i met in middle school—she was very quiet and to herself (like me), was a really good student (unlike me), and very pretty in a demure debutante kind of way (a rarity for girls of her disposition), and though she wasn't quite the salutatorian, she was definitely in the discussion

she was really really sweet, too—just the nicest girl you'd ever meet—but she also had this reputation of rejecting every guy who's ever asked her out, and anyone who ever ever tried was lambasted by everyone else for even thinking to corrupt such a pure, pristine, innocent girl

i never ever spoke to her in middle school, we only became somewhat acquainted in high school—we had a couple classes where we sat near each other, exchanging thoughts here and there, that type of thing, never a lengthy conversation

at some point during senior year, though, she got her license—and she would occasionally spot me on my way home from class, and for whatever reason, she just started offering me rides home

i would always accept, obviously, even though it made me incredibly anxious—this is a girl i've been crushing on for years, after all—but it would be very silly for me not to take her up

she would do this rather frequently, and sometimes she'd even drive me to school—i would never ask her, but she would always offer—and we'd always have a pretty good conversation on the way home, where i discovered that, while we may not be interested in a lot of the same things, she seemed genuinely interested in what i had to say, which i can tell, because she asked a lot of good questions

even though i liked and appreciated it, it still fucked with my head, because i couldn't tell if she was just doing it out of the kindness of her heart, or because was she into me, and this was her way of letting me know about it (because she never rode with anyone else)

eventually, i guess the hormonal horndog within me decided it very well may have been the latter—so, after taking me home one night for what must have been the fifth or sixth time, i made a snap decision to ask her out right then and there—but i've never asked anyone out before, and my anxiety through the roof, so i wound up fumbling the execution pretty badly

the way it played out was, she stopped at my door, we said our goodbyes, and i stepped out of the car—but then suddenly, i turned back around before closing the door, poked my head back in for a second, and i either said "uh, hey" or "uh, wait"

she looked at me again, and then i asked her something like, "do you think we could go out some time"

i didn't stutter, i said it confidently, but i instantly felt an explosion of regret well up inside my stomach as i braced myself for her response

the expression on her face was hard to read—she wasn't a very expressive person in general, so i honestly couldn't get a read on her reaction at all—but either way, she gave me a "hmm... maybe!" and drove off

i think "hmm, maybe, we'll see" was her exact response

which of course means "no"
which means she really was just trying to be nice the whole time

so that might be the cringiest thing i've ever done, because it was such a pitiful attempt, but i'm able to defend it because i GENUINELY felt that she was into me, because she was giving me every single indication

she was the only girl who ever shown me any interest whatsoever, and out of them all, she was my crush—so i felt like i had to seize the opportunity

so yeah, cringe—but no ragrats at the same time

another thing—we invited each other to our graduation parties that year, and i went to hers, but she didn't show up to mine—but the very next day, i receive a LONG facebook message from her, apologizing for not being there, and that she just couldn't make it, but she's so sorry, and all this stuff

so i dunno man, maybe she did like me after all, but was just as awkward as me about it, who knows

not that any of it matters now, she moved to the south and got married there last year

Dude. That's deep.

I'm sorry that things didn't work out man. You know, I don't think you and I are too different from each other. You at least have the balls to ask a girl out in real life.

Me? My social life pretty much died when I was 16 due to years of bullying and friends only using me because of the video games I had rather than treating me like a real friend. Its why I've turned to Bungie.net and the internet ever since then.

And now its rather socially fucked me over as an adult to an extent. Its also why I come to this B.old clone forum. To escape the reality I live in.

Despite having a full time job, things recently haven't been too well for me as of late, and when things don't go well for me, I tend to post here a lot more.

So, I know that feel man. Liking someone only for them to not even like you back. Or sending you mixed signals just to fuck with you.

I know you normally dislike me, and normally I wouldn't even give a second thought to what you have to say, but this really was a touching story. I mean that.

I may act retarded, but I do have a big heart. Again, I know that feel man. I know that feel. I at least hope you're content now.

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Serious / Re: Trump bans transgender people from serving in military
« on: March 24, 2018, 10:26:09 PM »
I think it's kind of funny since MTF folks still have to register for the draft...

...But, uh, you're not allowed if you get picked.

Honestly I think the whole thing is pretty stupid to start with.

The military should be a volunteering process. If you pass all the requirements and you're physically fit, then you should be good to go. Trans or not.

This country has enough propaganda to get people to enlist anyway.

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Serious / Re: Trump bans transgender people from serving in military
« on: March 24, 2018, 10:24:45 PM »
at least this gives me a pretty decent out if i'm ever drafted

Or you could just wait until you're 26. They won't draft a 26 year old.

Waiting until November of this year in my case. Let's even see if I'll live to 26.

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The Flood / Re: Bring back Kinder
« on: March 24, 2018, 10:21:44 PM »
Only if we bring back Camnator first.

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I feel so exposed...

Cheat exposed 2k18

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pirate kingdom come
So, are you saying "Pirate Kingdom Come" as in that's the title ...or are you telling me to pirate "Kingdom Come"?

pirate kingdom cum

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Gaming / Re: I think Bungie is trying to kill itself at this point
« on: March 24, 2018, 10:14:00 PM »
But seriously: Every time I think Bungie can't sink any lower, they still manage to find a new low. It's like they fell from a tree, hit every branch on the way down, and then fell into a pitfall trap when they hit the ground.
Yeah, but just think of the sense of pride and accomplishment they'll get when they work their way out of the pitfall trap.

Honestly I see this franchise shutting the entire studio down by the time Destiny 3 is close to its final stages of development.

That is if they keep this kind of shit up.

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Gaming / Re: Videogame screenshots V2
« on: March 24, 2018, 08:16:38 PM »

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Gaming / Re: Halo 2 Alpha Build from January 2004
« on: March 24, 2018, 08:12:14 PM »
I have one, but I don't really find it more fun than Halo 5 Warzone, so I don't play it.

You find Halo 5 Warzone more fun? Boy am I with the wrong group of people.

Cheat you haven't even played the Alpha. Its fun. Vaporware is fun to fuck with. I know the full game has been out for over a decade now but the fact that people get a chance to play another version of the game that was still in development phase at the time is amazing.

Seeing it is one thing, playing it is a completely different experience. Its System Link supported!

You can get Xlink Kai and start Tunneling with other people. I'm not the only person playing it.
Deci, modded Halo 2 online was fun back in 2006-2007 (at least in my experience).

If we could legit get a group together to play some Halo 2 on XBC (or MCC on XBONE) though, I would 100% be in.

I would like to inform you on some info.

XBC is dead. Xlink Kai is where its at if you wanna play Halo 2 now, and I mean the OG final product Halo 2.

I used XBC back in the day and when it shut down people (myself included) moved to Xlink Kai pre MCC days. Only until recently I recovered my Xlink Kai account after The Halo 2 Alpha was not only publicly released, but even playable on system link for that matter. System Link itself on the Alpha is a mod from what I hear, or at least its .xbe being unlocked is the mod, because the default.xbe wouldn't let you do anything aside from just looking at the menu offline.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 2 Alpha Build from January 2004
« on: March 24, 2018, 06:26:48 PM »
I have one, but I don't really find it more fun than Halo 5 Warzone, so I don't play it.

You find Halo 5 Warzone more fun? Boy am I with the wrong group of people.

Cheat you haven't even played the Alpha. Its fun. Vaporware is fun to fuck with. I know the full game has been out for over a decade now but the fact that people get a chance to play another version of the game that was still in development phase at the time is amazing.

Seeing it is one thing, playing it is a completely different experience. Its System Link supported!

You can get Xlink Kai and start Tunneling with other people. I'm not the only person playing it.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 2 Alpha Build from January 2004
« on: March 24, 2018, 05:32:30 PM »
We should plan another Halo game night...

Those were the days.

If you got a softmodded Xbox, get The Halo 2 Alpha, it runs on the stock hard drive just fine. Its also playable via Xlink Kai. Check out their Discord server too.

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Halo 2 Alpha: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1IkUTJjtES19f4IKIFgtIaE7X-qxxJ7Kt/view

Updated .xbe: https://mega.nz/#!gppxACKI!a_LWGSgPqU0hwiD-VllenQfHgHpc-X2toOFikfewk4Y

Requires softmodding your Original Xbox (easy to do, just YouTube it)

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