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The Flood / Re: I want to get a present for my sister
« on: March 29, 2015, 12:50:36 AM »
Hey, that's what I got my mom

Fuck I really am obsolete these days. An artificial Decimator is actually replacing me. :(

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The Flood / Re: Chat Thread (Wednesday — Whenever)
« on: March 28, 2015, 09:09:01 PM »

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The Flood / Re: I want to get a present for my sister
« on: March 28, 2015, 09:08:25 PM »

OK guys is this 1 better??

http://www.amazon.com/Master-Series-Annihilator-Dildo-Black/dp/B00B2R17K2
yeah I think she'll love it.
rly?? OK awsum  :D

There is no way in hell I can take any of this seriously. Cheat.... WTF are you on?

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Congrats. So does everyone else.

Thank you. Do you have a question to ask me or are you just going to stand there?

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The Flood / Re: I want to get a present for my sister
« on: March 28, 2015, 09:05:14 PM »
Dammit.

This thread is actually making me want to masturbate to girls masturbating with that toy.

Must.... fucking..... control.... myself.... must...... resist urge!

That's just fucking weird.

So?
u want 2 use it?? like stick it up ur bum?? i thot that wuz 4 girls

Apparently you both missed the point. I want to see a woman actually use that thing in action.

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The Flood / Re: I want to get a present for my sister
« on: March 28, 2015, 08:48:29 PM »
Lol
wats so funny??

Very funny Cheat. I know what you're trying to do here. You want me to sleep with your sister eh?
wait rly the admin dude has a sister??

You tell me. You're the admin Cheat. Come on we know it's you, this thread is another joke thread I know it.
no i rly want to know if you think this is a gud present 4 my sister

What girl doesn't want to pleasure herself? However it maybe kinda awkward coming from a sibling or any family member. I'm not even sure how I'd react if I got a fleshlight from anyone in my family.
wel i think shes rly pretty

O_o

Uhhhhh..... dude? You're not in love with your own sister, are you? Because that's just some weird incest shit.
wel i asked b4 if it was ok and people said 2 go 4 it


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The Flood / Re: I want to get a present for my sister
« on: March 28, 2015, 08:47:36 PM »
Dammit.

This thread is actually making me want to masturbate to girls masturbating with that toy.

Must.... fucking..... control.... myself.... must...... resist urge!

That's just fucking weird.

So?

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The Flood / Re: I want to get a present for my sister
« on: March 28, 2015, 08:45:06 PM »
Lol
wats so funny??

Very funny Cheat. I know what you're trying to do here. You want me to sleep with your sister eh?
wait rly the admin dude has a sister??

You tell me. You're the admin Cheat. Come on we know it's you, this thread is another joke thread I know it.
no i rly want to know if you think this is a gud present 4 my sister

What girl doesn't want to pleasure herself? However it maybe kinda awkward coming from a sibling or any family member. I'm not even sure how I'd react if I got a fleshlight from anyone in my family.
wel i think shes rly pretty

O_o

Uhhhhh..... dude? You're not in love with your own sister, are you? Because that's just some weird incest shit.

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The Flood / Re: I want to get a present for my sister
« on: March 28, 2015, 08:40:51 PM »
Dammit.

This thread is actually making me want to masturbate to girls masturbating with that toy.

Must.... fucking..... control.... myself.... must...... resist urge!

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The Flood / Re: I want to get a present for my sister
« on: March 28, 2015, 08:39:36 PM »
Lol
wats so funny??

Very funny Cheat. I know what you're trying to do here. You want me to sleep with your sister eh?
wait rly the admin dude has a sister??

You tell me. You're the admin Cheat. Come on we know it's you, this thread is another joke thread I know it.
no i rly want to know if you think this is a gud present 4 my sister

What girl doesn't want to pleasure herself? However it maybe kinda awkward coming from a sibling or any family member. I'm not even sure how I'd react if I got a fleshlight from anyone in my family.

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The Flood / Re: I want to get a present for my sister
« on: March 28, 2015, 08:37:26 PM »
God i miss that australian incest dude...
What the fuck? We had one of those?

*sips tea*

*nods head*
o_e

What was his name?

*sips tea*

 Too be honest I really don't remember the name, but I think he was also on Bungie at one point. He made a thread on there once about fucking his sister.

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The Flood / Re: I want to get a present for my sister
« on: March 28, 2015, 08:35:13 PM »
God i miss that australian incest dude...
What the fuck? We had one of those?

*sips tea*

*nods head*

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The Flood / Re: I want to get a present for my sister
« on: March 28, 2015, 08:34:53 PM »
I think I'm going to get one for myself.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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The Flood / Re: I want to get a present for my sister
« on: March 28, 2015, 08:34:04 PM »
Lol
wats so funny??

Very funny Cheat. I know what you're trying to do here. You want me to sleep with your sister eh?
wait rly the admin dude has a sister??

You tell me. You're the admin Cheat. Come on we know it's you, this thread is another joke thread I know it.

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The Flood / Re: I want to get a present for my sister
« on: March 28, 2015, 08:33:13 PM »
You hear that ladies?

The Decimator can easily be taken apart for cleaning and sanitizing and like all other premium electrodes from E-Stim, it features a manufacturer’s lifetime guarantee.

The Decimator is a made to order product so expect to wait between two to three weeks for delivery.  ;)

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The Flood / Re: I want to get a present for my sister
« on: March 28, 2015, 08:31:05 PM »
Lol
wats so funny??

Very funny Cheat. I know what you're trying to do here. You want me to sleep with your sister eh?

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The Flood / Re: I want to get a present for my sister
« on: March 28, 2015, 08:30:25 PM »
Well.... This is awkward.

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lemme see...

what was the last thing you bought? what was it for?

Bought the Impossible Game on Steam, it has a level editor on the PC version so I saw it fit.

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how's the weather where you live? it's been hot for a few days here in so cal

I'm also in SoCal and I agree with you on that. Fuck the weather.

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howre you doing financially?

Stable. Just paid of my credit card bill fully recently.

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do you have plans for April? how do you think that month will go?

I don't even want to think about April. I'm going to have my fucking wisdom teeth removed. I've never been under anesthesia for any reason whatsoever in my life so it will be the first time I get knocked out.

I am not fucking excited about it at all.

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Everyone in town could learn your first name.

Who doesn't know already?

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Applying for a job to be a mailman?

I just did yeah. I found out that they are looking for people to work at the post office.

Delivering or an auxillary job?

Auxillary. I don't even have a license to drive yet. I should really take care of that shit too.

You should! Driving is fun haha

I hope you get the job mate

I'll be really lucky if I even do. My work experience isn't even enough, but eh. Worth a shot.

Plus it's like $13-$15 an hour, that's good money.

Around $550-$600 a week isn't bad for an early job

Let's hope you get it

That would be nice honestly.

Even $10 an hour is pretty decent for an early one.

Is it your first job?

If I get the job, Nope. it would be my 4th. All my jobs so far have been seasonal minimum wage jobs, that resulted me in getting laid off. Never got fired. I know how to behave professionally, it's not hard.

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Applying for a job to be a mailman?

I just did yeah. I found out that they are looking for people to work at the post office.

Delivering or an auxillary job?

Auxillary. I don't even have a license to drive yet. I should really take care of that shit too.

You should! Driving is fun haha

I hope you get the job mate

I'll be really lucky if I even do. My work experience isn't even enough, but eh. Worth a shot.

Plus it's like $13-$15 an hour, that's good money.

Around $550-$600 a week isn't bad for an early job

Let's hope you get it

That would be nice honestly.

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The Flood / Re: Kids Choice Awards is a joke.
« on: March 28, 2015, 08:14:45 PM »
I've always known.

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Applying for a job to be a mailman?

I just did yeah. I found out that they are looking for people to work at the post office.

Delivering or an auxillary job?

Auxillary. I don't even have a license to drive yet. I should really take care of that shit too.

You should! Driving is fun haha

I hope you get the job mate

I'll be really lucky if I even do. My work experience isn't even enough, but eh. Worth a shot.

Plus it's like $13-$15 an hour, that's good money.

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YouTube


Living life on the edge

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Applying for a job to be a mailman?

I just did yeah. I found out that they are looking for people to work at the post office.

Delivering or an auxillary job?

Auxillary. I don't even have a license to drive yet. I should really take care of that shit too.

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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Provide proof.

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Applying for a job to be a mailman?

I just did yeah. I found out that they are looking for people to work at the post office.

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Gaming / Re: Why do normal people play with flaming heads?
« on: March 28, 2015, 07:58:51 PM »
Blue used to be for Bungie Employees only, then it got given away. Orange is if you either pre-ordered or bought the Legendary edition.

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Just to add, Aus post have just under 40,000 employed.

*sips tea*

Most go to the delivery services, because it takes less them a dozen people to run a general sized store, 10 at the most. But then again, I havent been to the big ones in the capitals...yet

I see.
>.>

I have ambitions on getting high up in this company

<.<

You heard nothing

*sips tea*

Good luck.

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