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The Flood / Re: My guide to dating women
« on: July 15, 2017, 11:56:05 AM »
I'm just gonna quote this entire thing.

Why? This isn't an explosion thread, this isn't copypasta either.

Like do you get pleasure from this shit? Do you jack off to my posts dude? Is that why you quote them?

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When are you gonna man up Deci

I'm legit gonna use aimbot if I have to 1v1 you. What makes you think I'm gonna play fair? Lol fuck that.

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The Flood / Re: Been having sex in some pretty weird places lately
« on: July 15, 2017, 11:53:37 AM »
My head hurts from the stupidity of your post.

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The Flood / Re: My guide to dating women
« on: July 15, 2017, 11:52:43 AM »
are you guys literally retatded, see my post above

he's playing himself up

I'm not.

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The Flood / Re: My guide to dating women
« on: July 15, 2017, 11:52:20 AM »
16 replies later... and you guys think the OP is a joke.

I didn't copy and paste shit. All of it is a real guide. I'd like to see you morons do better tbh.

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The Flood / NSFW My guide to dating women
« on: July 15, 2017, 04:02:12 AM »
First and for most, this probably would have been a thread to help Roman at the time, but I didn't want to create a thread like this for someone who was just so eager and desperate to fuck, I mean yeah he got some pussy, but look what happened to his dick afterwards. Quality over quantity gents. Now I'm well aware that this place is classless tasteless and downright rundown into shit, this thread is for any of the few remaining classy individuals left, and if you're just looking for something on how to fuck as many women as possible, then this is not the thread for you.

Anyway on with the thread.

Long distance (online) vs Real Life:

The only thing I can say is that as far as getting to a relationship long distance wise, and a good one mind you not a shitty one is that its like winning the lottery in terms of being your true other half. Its like winning the lottery to an extent. Regardless if you would be true to your date in real life, you should be true to anyone you date online as well, lying will always cause problems, what's more is that dishonestly will also fuck you right over. Trust is key to every relationship, if you can't trust someone that you genuinely love, you're not ready. What's more is that if they don't trust you, you're pretty much in trouble as it is. If this is the case it will evidently lead to a breakup. On top of that loving yourself is important, if you don't love yourself to start with, not even a little, you're not ready. You never will be ready until you do. It is also important for you to be yourself. Do not change who you are for someone else, if she doesn't like you for who you are, whether its online or in real life, then she's not for you. The right woman will come into your life, and when she does, you better do everything in your power to not screw it up, because if you do, you will deeply regret it.

Paying for dates

This is implying that you have a date in real life, or that you have finally met with the person that you were dating online and in real life and now you're going out on an actual real life date. I'm just going to be blunt with this. If she's completely worth it, practice chivalry. Hold the door open for her, pull the chair for her to sit down, pay for the dinner or movie is another thing to do if you are at that level. Dates do not have to cost money. You can have a picnic at a park. If the girl you are with does not like the idea a picnic at a park and doesn't find it romantic to start with, she's probably not a quality girl to be with, especially if she only wants paid dates and for you to pay for it every time as a result. There's a difference between treating her to dinner and getting taken advantage of by a stuck up bitch.

Going out on a date in general is what allows you to get to know her much more and gives you a chance to talk to her as well.

Misc.

If everything after the dating phase works out and you two pretty much become a couple, hopefully you have the right match. As far as things like sex go, if its your first time, wear a condom. If anything wear a condom the first few times until she can actually be trusted. Nothing is worse than doing it raw the first time, cumming inside her and then getting her knocked up as a result and having a child you didn't want to have, as well as making you the father pay for child support. You really need to be careful who you fuck, if a girl you are with hates condoms and won't even take the pill, fucking run. Nothing is worse than getting a woman pregnant early in the relationship  or getting an STD from her if she's not even clean. Also if she can be trusted and all as well when it comes to the bedroom, do everything you can to please her, she's not here to only pleasure you and she's not obligated to have sex with you. Do not force her or making her feel uncomfortable in any way about it.

Trust is key to a relationship, on top of that find out what you both like and enjoy it, and know that someone who has the same personality as you and has 98% of things in common, is a really good match, you shouldn't take that at face value.

Oh and another thing, stay faithful! If you cheat, to put it forth this way, you don't deserve someone special in your life. Ever.

Also yes you could have sex after dating right away, but its gonna depend on you and the girl honestly.

As far as age goes, date someone legal and within your age range, not out of it.

That's pretty much all there is to it, don't be too nervous, enjoy the time you have with whoever you're dating, be polite, be clean, and treat her well. Otherwise I don't even know why you read this thread.

And if you're not going to do either of these things and take chivalry into practice, then you don't really deserve anyone special in your life.

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The Flood / Re: Wtf happened to Sammy Sosa?
« on: July 15, 2017, 03:15:50 AM »
Never thought there would be a human that looks like a colorful cake tbh.

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You're all retarded ITT.

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how about we just nuke this thread

How about no? You made this thread popular boyo. Deal with it.

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coward

Weeaboo.
at least we're both stating the obvious here

I'd rather be a coward than a weeaboo.
Oh good, so you don't have to make any changes to your routine. The explosion is put off by another day.

Also doesn't change the fact that you're afraid to 1v1 in a video game

I don't want to lose to this jackass again. Is it not clear enough?

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The Flood / Re: cheat make me legendary boy
« on: July 14, 2017, 12:09:42 PM »
Cheat give me flaming Recon!

Oh wait I already have it.

CHEAT DELIVERED!

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The Flood / Re: No one has had a bad workday
« on: July 14, 2017, 12:06:19 PM »
I have.

Work was hell this week. It was so fucking hot and we were having major AC issues, my heartrate wouldn't stop going up and was feeling really lightheaded. I was close to passing out a few times.

Some of you are probably thinking "I wish you did and I wish you died too"

Daily reminder that if I die while I have my job, my mom gets $20,000

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FACE ME DECI YOU LITTLE BITCH

Or else what? You'll call me a coward like the pussy you are?

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Fuck it. This thread is now a Verbatim vs Chally thread on why Halo 3 is a shit game or not a shit game.

Let the discussion continue!

I'm out for the day. Later faggots.

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Oh my god...



SHUT THE FUCK UP! BOTH OF YOU! FUCK AND MAKE UP ALREADY!

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You really think I'm gonna patch a .xex file to run aimbot just to make a video out of it? Doing what? Ruining matchmaking? Yeah no. That's too low, even for me.

In case you haven't looked at my YouTube recently, I did say that I'm going to use my RGH offline mainly for playing around with mods and my machinima series, which because of my fucking job I lack the free time to completely work on it, hence its taking longer than it should.

At least a script is in the works.
Can't you make an offline video using something similar in campaign, or having another controller plugged in for an offline game? Would be interesting to see the flying around and whatnot too.

Eh, I could try, but I'd really have to dig for an aimbot patch let alone a .xex that has aimbot enabled and swap them in this case because I don't want to lose my current .xex

XboxChaos doesn't condone that kind of modding so that's out of the question. Se7ensins would probably have it if the links aren't dead.

What I did in my case was basically this

YouTube


It unlocks all the Spartan and Elite armor by default, including for temporary profiles, and the campaign levels are all unlocked as well as all the skulls. No achievements though, just all the TSA checks are disabled, hence why Recon and Bungie are accessible as well.
Oh, I see.

Yeah. My favorite so far as to be removing the blue from the Halo 3 menu tbh. I'll have a video of that shortly sometime.

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ok deci
have you read your posts in this thread

you're the deci here
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You only make yourself look dumb by cutting out the rest of my post where I explain that both our personal opinions on which weapon is fun doesn't really matter when it comes to game mechanics and balance.
my opinion is based on the fact that the game has shit mechanics and shit balance

because it has shit mechanics and shit balance
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You're an idiot, basically.
then why am i destroying you

Hey! I appreciate not using my name as an insult. I may have my flaws but I know I'm not that retarded!

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Holy shit, both of you fuck and makeup already!

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You really think I'm gonna patch a .xex file to run aimbot just to make a video out of it? Doing what? Ruining matchmaking? Yeah no. That's too low, even for me.

In case you haven't looked at my YouTube recently, I did say that I'm going to use my RGH offline mainly for playing around with mods and my machinima series, which because of my fucking job I lack the free time to completely work on it, hence its taking longer than it should.

At least a script is in the works.
Can't you make an offline video using something similar in campaign, or having another controller plugged in for an offline game? Would be interesting to see the flying around and whatnot too.

Eh, I could try, but I'd really have to dig for an aimbot patch let alone a .xex that has aimbot enabled and swap them in this case because I don't want to lose my current .xex

XboxChaos doesn't condone that kind of modding so that's out of the question. Se7ensins would probably have it if the links aren't dead.

What I did in my case was basically this

YouTube


It unlocks all the Spartan and Elite armor by default, including for temporary profiles, and the campaign levels are all unlocked as well as all the skulls. No achievements though, just all the TSA checks are disabled, hence why Recon and Bungie are accessible as well.

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Deci 1v1 me in road rash 64

Bad game. All of the Road Rash games are garbage.

Have you managed to get those cheats working Deci? If so, you should do a youtube video on it.

You really think I'm gonna patch a .xex file to run aimbot just to make a video out of it? Doing what? Ruining matchmaking? Yeah no. That's too low, even for me.

In case you haven't looked at my YouTube recently, I did say that I'm going to use my RGH offline mainly for playing around with mods and my machinima series, which because of my fucking job I lack the free time to completely work on it, hence its taking longer than it should.

At least a script is in the works.

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The Flood / Re: My dog passed away
« on: July 09, 2017, 09:47:56 AM »
I'm sorry man. That sucks.

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Nah but fr tho if it wasn't for the way online was focused in a kind of laid back competitive way Halo 3 wouldn't have succeeded. The movement is floaty and sandbox revolves around like, 4 core weapons (inb4 Azu). It's unfun trying to solo queue matchmaking now with poor connections and netcode, an unbalanced sandbox and floaty movement.

The real drive behind Halo's popularity and the nostalgia for "good old halo" has always been its community.

I completely agree.

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Gaming / Re: what kind of gamer are you
« on: July 09, 2017, 09:37:52 AM »

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You know I normally don't agree with Verbatim on a lot of things, but he's right in this case in this thread.

I feel weird for liking and agreeing with his posts, but I honestly do.

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ddeci baby


stop

Request a lock then, because the Deci train ain't stoppin!

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