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The Flood / Re: What's the difference between a good shitposter and a bad one?« on: August 15, 2014, 01:51:55 PM »
If it's funny or has wit behind it then that's a good shitpost, mindlessly spamming is the lowest tier of shitposting.
Baiting, Snafu'ing, Drinking the sun or ASCII can all be funny if done well for example. Take Onion Beetle, he's a god tier shitposter. Take a desticle trying to be funny in Offtopic - Shit tier shitpost. Of course all of this is subjective <.< 16923
Serious / Re: Reasons why the UK sucks« on: August 15, 2014, 12:59:55 PM »In the 5 days I was in London I saw two people get hit by cars (one of which died) and I was almost hit myself about 15 times while walking on a green light crosswalk. The red light is merely a suggestion to those people. Jesus ._. That seems a bit excessive even by London's standards, were they cyclists? (They aren't really people to drivers you see, just floating 20 point signs) As for the red lights, that's about right. Londonistan is a pretty shitty place outside of the museums. Walking down the pavements you'll see people just smash through each other, the heaviest bugger wins the momentum war ._. 16924
Serious / Re: Immigration is good; it's pretty fucking awesome, in fact« on: August 15, 2014, 12:56:29 PM »
ye but then all the poor ppls and evul muslamics will take er jerbs.
/BNPtards >at least half the population of poor countries would need to move to rich countries. I'm not entirely sure of this, emptying all the third world countries to provide a labour boom for the west... nothing could possibly go wrong with this at all right? 16925
Gaming / Re: Battlefield: Hardline 12 minute footage« on: August 15, 2014, 12:54:10 PM »Well DICE isn't making Hardline so yeah >.> I do know that <.< I meant that BF4 is all I'll need in terms of online FPS stuff for a long time - Assuming that the next couple of patches/TUs bring out the diamonds in the rough-. DICE LA is working on patching up BF4's MP and hopefully they'll finish doing a good job <.< 16926
Gaming / Re: What is the best WRPG ever and why is it morrowind« on: August 15, 2014, 12:52:32 PM »
Fallout > TES
And just for you door, Fallout 3 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything you love in life. 16927
The Flood / Re: What book(s) are you reading at the moment?« on: August 15, 2014, 12:45:03 PM »16928
The Flood / Re: What book(s) are you reading at the moment?« on: August 15, 2014, 10:08:49 AM »You're learning Japanese? Finishing learning/building on what I did at GCSE. I already know a decent amount but I never got the hang of Kanji in school, so now I'm making an effort to finish learning that because then I should finally be able to speak/read/write it at a level higher than a 10 year old <.< I'm hoping maybe 12 years, possibly 13 <.< 16929
The Flood / Re: What book(s) are you reading at the moment?« on: August 15, 2014, 09:53:41 AM »
Only three at the moment, which is quite low <.<
The Armour of Contempt (Gaunt's Ghosts) The Manor of Death (Crowner John series) and Basic Kanji Vol.1 16930
Serious / Re: How long before the shitty rebellion in Donetsk/Lugansk finally wears out.« on: August 15, 2014, 09:47:55 AM »
It depends if Putin cuts ties with them, which wouldn't be too surprising after they made him look like an utter pillock by shooting down that passenger jet.
He's in a bind over that whole thing, he's either powerless to control the rebels or he's indirectly behind it. He can't win and I think the rebels are going to be left out to dry soon. 16931
Serious / Re: Reasons why the UK sucks« on: August 15, 2014, 09:11:59 AM »I don't know a lot myself, but the Basel Accords essentially said that mortgages were a safe kind of debt which caused financial institutions to shift their focus. Ah so it's that they made a really stupid mistake rather than simply blind greed that led to it <.< 16932
Serious / Re: Reasons why the UK sucks« on: August 15, 2014, 08:48:12 AM »Central Bank caused the recession. Can you give a summary of the Basel accords? <.< I don't know a whole lot about Economics/Banking and all that. 16933
Serious / Re: Reasons why the UK sucks« on: August 15, 2014, 08:06:35 AM »Poor people obviously for choosing to stay on welfare and refusing to get a job. THOSE BASTARDS! 16934
Serious / Re: Reasons why the UK sucks« on: August 15, 2014, 08:04:51 AM »> People blaming the recession on bankers Who's fault is it then? *lowers lynching rope and pitchfork* 16935
Serious / Re: Reasons why the UK sucks« on: August 14, 2014, 09:01:48 PM »
>tfw you'll never be free enough to be ignored by the mental health system completely
>tfw you'll never be free enough to be able to buy groceries and assault rifles in the same supermarket >tfw you'll never be free enough to be able to shoot all the popular kids because you have some screws loose in your head >tfw you'll never be free enough to die prematurely of heart disease, diabeetus and falling down a small flight of stairs >tfw you'll never be free enough to ride a rascal everywhere because you are registered disabled for being 400lbs >tfw you'll never be free enough to shoot people from your porch because they were on your lawn >tfw you'll never be free enough to deny healthcare to a terminally ill patient because he's poor Feels good mang. 16936
The Flood / Re: Official Clusterfuck Thread: Yutaka Needs to Post Stuff with Blood Edition« on: August 14, 2014, 06:21:01 PM »
BLOOD FOR THE-
I mean, Praise the Emperor. There is no Heresy here. >.> <.< Ahem. Here is a gif 16937
The Flood / Re: Got my A-level results back today« on: August 14, 2014, 10:09:54 AM »66% is still a merit for a soft degree and a 2-2/2-1 for a honours.Yeah, it wasn't too bad. And this module is only worth about a 1/6(ish) of the overall degree, I've got another similar module next year and then the following two years make up the final 2/3rds of the degree. Let alone the fact that it was Social Sciences in general rather than actual Psychology for the most part >.> 16938
Serious / Re: What do you predict to happen to Africa in the future?« on: August 14, 2014, 08:39:31 AM »16939
Serious / Re: Every movement has it's cult; the left have Karl Marx« on: August 14, 2014, 08:29:15 AM »
Marx is indirectly responsible for millions of deaths, if he'd never been born then all those people would still be alive.
That and he's a god damn communist .-. 16940
Gaming / Re: Battlefield: Hardline 12 minute footage« on: August 14, 2014, 08:27:57 AM »
I'm a bit interested, but I don't know if I'll actually get it.
Assuming that DICE finishes getting their shit together on BF4 (It's only taken them a year *rolls eyes*) then that will be my Shooter fix for the next few years <.< 16941
The Flood / Re: Got my A-level results back today« on: August 14, 2014, 08:25:41 AM »
It's somewhat better than my A levels <.<
They don't exist. I got about halfway into them and everything else went to shit around me so it was game ogre, lights out. But, I'm still doing a degree now so it's not all that bad. I got the results for my first year not too long ago, 88% on the Exam and 66% overall for the module assessments (Dragged down by two shitty pieces of coursework). If I can get the overall up to parity with the exam then I should be passing with flying colours <.< 16942
The Flood / Re: Twitter is now a legit reason for suicides« on: August 12, 2014, 10:46:10 AM »fkn rekt m80 The anti quote pyramid thing makes that look a bit strange <.< 16943
The Flood / Re: Twitter is now a legit reason for suicides« on: August 12, 2014, 10:15:27 AM »
And I quote
Quote Lol, this is just getting fucking stupid now Someone starts showing signs of Psychosis or Schizophrenia and one of the things that factored into that was spambots on twitter. It's not 'omg twittur causes suicides' and 'guiz i went crazy cuz of muh playstashun' and it's not a cause for sarcasm or facetiousness. 16944
The Flood / Re: Korra and Gasai vs WWII Russia and Baman with prep« on: August 12, 2014, 06:56:38 AM »
Avatar and plot armoured psychopath > Hordes of peasants and a mentally ill billionaire.
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The Flood / Re: Twitter is now a legit reason for suicides« on: August 11, 2014, 09:21:24 PM »Quote So, contrary to the headlines telling you that Twitter will induce psychosis, this is clearly a rare case and only relevant for the most vulnerable individuals who might find such secret messages in their ordinary lives, in other offline ways. Did you even read the article that you linked? 16946
Serious / Re: Sunni vs Shiite Islam: Do You Know the Difference?« on: August 11, 2014, 05:23:59 PM »
74% but I made two particularly stupid mistakes.
The one about Assad (He who cannot be Mossaded) and the other was the one about Apostates. I confused Apostate with Heretic <.< 16947
Serious / Re: Create a timeline of the development of your political beliefs« on: August 11, 2014, 05:19:06 PM »
0-10 Mildly Conservative.
10-16 Milder Conservative. 16-18 Centrist. 19- More and more apathetically centrist. 16948
The Flood / Re: Is the JIDF a real threat?« on: August 11, 2014, 09:22:31 AM »DeeJ wants to remove #Offtopic. He even said so himself. By making sure the place becomes an irreparable shit hole he can finally convince the web team that it's more trouble than it's worth and he can have the place nuked. *sigh* Yeah... I hope Density flops hard enough that he loses his job. 16949
The Flood / Re: Is the JIDF a real threat?« on: August 11, 2014, 09:15:07 AM »Kinder surprise posted a picture in his thread called tunnel snakes rule with a picture of you guessed it, tunnel snakes railing Amata. The thread stayed up for about 20 hours before the mods removed it. Yeah I saw that, I was laughing every time that I saw the thread. It was only after it got edited into Density that it went down. There are strange things afoot on B.net <.< 16950
Gaming / Re: Any games you're 'godly' at? Ever made a montage?« on: August 11, 2014, 09:12:40 AM »
When BF4 first released I was in the top 400 players globally, but more recently when I checked it I was in the top 700. After a brief flick through the first few pages (Rank 1 through to 150 ish) I'd say about half of them were just plain boosters, or people with an hour of playtime. I can't be bothered to filter out all the false rankings, mostly because I don't care <.<
But I'm one of those Colonel 100 Shitbuckets, and a particularly good one at that <.< Take for example last night, I was playing Rush on Shanghai - defending. My team were just the typical cannon fodder idiots and the germans that I had been playing with had left, so it was me and mungos vs the enemy team who were fairly evenly balanced for once <.< I really wish I could save and keep gameplay like that because I was whirlwinding around the multistory carpark and killing everyone. I'd gotten 19 kills and only died at the end when I defused the M-COM to win the round for the team. Stuff like that happens pretty often for me, I never record it though because my internet is shite :l And I'm not a huge fan of montages, it would just be to keep on my PC to view privately later and smile at <.< |