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16651
« on: August 24, 2014, 07:51:23 PM »
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I'll send it to you via the buick if you like <.< Although you might have to wait until tomorrow, I have one last long reply left in my arms and it's going to vien first >.>
16652
« on: August 24, 2014, 07:50:29 PM »
I simply want to see what you know from experience with me.
Alrighty, I'll need a little bit to rest my arms before typing another detailed reply. It's inbound though >.>
16653
« on: August 24, 2014, 07:49:51 PM »
The real world. You know what, you know what I really really want kill next? Do you know?
It's me isn't it ._.
16654
« on: August 24, 2014, 07:48:42 PM »
Just curious, what would be the Occam's Razor view of all this?
And generally, most people disagree with me, yeah. I guess that does explain it, I just didn't know if there was any underlying thing or something like that.
Well the ideas that came to mind as being the most straightforward explanation (ORs) would be along these lines. An only child has no source of mild conflict (Sibling rivalry) other than with their parents, a typically strong authority figure. This can sometimes lead to backfiring and rebellious behaviours or a combative attitude when it comes to beliefs as they have gone unchallenged for the majority of your early life. It would seem neither of those apply here though. The parental one ties into that, warring with a parent leads to obvious behavioural quirks but just not getting along well doesn't really fall under that <.< With a friend it's more of just rounding off the bases, if there is a good strong bond i.e blood brothers then that won't be the cause of it. If however, as you've said you frequently run into people with opposing views especially in school then it will lead to a defensive attitude being learned from constantly dealing with people who attack your views. That sounds the more likely option but it could be wrong of course <.< Ultimately, as long as it doesn't escalate into physical aggression when encountering an opposing belief (IRL) then it's more of a trait than an issue. Online aggression isn't really a straightforward one because of the effects of disinhibition. I hope that makes sense >.> If you want me to elaborate on anything then just ask <.<
16655
« on: August 24, 2014, 07:40:53 PM »
I enjoy it, gives me an adrenaline rush for some reason.
Now eez thees in won ov yore veedee O gaems? Or eez thees in ze real vurld?
16656
« on: August 24, 2014, 07:37:58 PM »
Just a penis joke, Doc.
Oh right <.< I tend to filter out innuendos, so that might be why >.>
16657
« on: August 24, 2014, 07:35:49 PM »
I kill people, can you help me out?
Hmm, vy do you keel zem luke?
16658
« on: August 24, 2014, 07:35:31 PM »
Try me.
Can you do a brief selection from the questionnaire or should I just make something up? >.>
16659
« on: August 24, 2014, 07:34:24 PM »
1.) Nope, two siblings (though I am the oldest)
2.) We're blood brothers, I love him more than any member of my family. We'd legit die for each other.
3.) My mom can be a total bitch, but she's thankfully pretty chill, not uptight at all. My dad is more reasonable, but he's a total prude. They're divorced, but I'm probably closer to my mom.
Hmm, well that rules out the occam's razor line of thinking then. Whilst I generally know your views on things, what do the people at your school think of them? Not so much friends but more aquaintances/classmates and the like. Just in general, not specific listing of individuals. It might be fairly obvious or it might not, but this line of questioning is basically to figure out if you frequently run into ideological conflict with those around you. If you do, then getting defensive and irritable when someone with an incorrect belief (subjectively or objectively) is encountered, would be expected/reasonable. If it's nothing along those lines then I'll have to think it over some more <.<
16660
« on: August 24, 2014, 07:29:41 PM »
Is it true that aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969?
This isn't an AMA me anything <.< But yes they did.
16661
« on: August 24, 2014, 07:27:45 PM »
Type of diagnosis
Select one
[Horseshit/Psychobabble]
List your MBTI typing - SWAGE
Second option
You can either list some symptoms or I can pull a diagnosis out of my mental shrektum based on your posts/online personality. Select one.
[Shrektum]
List your symptoms here if you selected #1.
*puts on bullshit glasses* Right zen, let us began. Your over reliance on #memes is most likely linked to an early childhood trauma involving a heavily deformed man shrieking 'Art thou infuriated brother?' whilst beating you with a stick. I suspect that this incident led to you strangling your muzzer with cheese wire and drawing this face (´･ω･`) in herr blut. The only course of treatment is a frontal lobotomy which will be performed by a baby with a fist saying 'teh flud maed a m3m3' repeatedly. Since you are a US patient, that'll be $500,000 for this session und I vill see you next veekend.
16662
« on: August 24, 2014, 07:24:00 PM »
16663
« on: August 24, 2014, 07:23:33 PM »
Things with my girlfriend are improving, and I'm adjusting well to my new workout routine, but right now things seem utterly bleak and all I want is to escape.
A serious answer? <.< Or a joke one? >.>
16664
« on: August 24, 2014, 07:21:28 PM »
Oh. I'll try that. Also, what's "dog food lid", spelled backwards?
No™
16665
« on: August 24, 2014, 07:20:43 PM »
The most accurate one you can possibly think of.
Hmm alright <.< Let's give this a shot. I'll need a few questions answered before I can give a decent attempt >.> Are you an only child? How would you describe your relationship with your best friend IRL? (briefly) and also with your parents. (Father in particular)
16666
« on: August 24, 2014, 07:16:46 PM »
Noelle discussed safe sex with me. Should I consider wearing my armour when we commence the mating ritual?
... ;_; I need a shrink now.
16667
« on: August 24, 2014, 07:15:57 PM »
I keep dying.
What do?
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
16668
« on: August 24, 2014, 07:15:29 PM »
I tend to get irritated easily when people disagree with me, even when I know my opinions are right. Don't know if that's like a specific thing, but it's the only thing wrong with me that I can think of.
What kind of answer would you like? I can possibly even do a half serious one <.<
16669
« on: August 24, 2014, 07:14:39 PM »
I'll have the double cheese burger WITH bacon please.
 Enjoy your lowres meal.
16670
« on: August 24, 2014, 06:57:37 PM »
 A while ago I made a joke thread on B.notquitesoshityet where I offered bullshit psychiatric advice and diagnosis for free <.< Welp, I'm bored so here is Mark II. The Regressioning. Making the same thread again would be boring so I'm adding some options for what type and dose of bullshittery you'd like. So let's get this started. Here is a short questionnaire/options list for you to chose from <.< Type of diagnosis
Select one
[Freudian] [Super Serious] [Horseshit/Psychobabble] [Random]
List your MBTI typing - (Don't know it, then select a random one from here)
Second option
You can either list some symptoms or I can pull a diagnosis out of my mental shrektum based on your posts/online personality. Select one.
[Symptoms] [Shrektum]
List your symptoms here if you selected #1.
The 'doctor'™ will be with you shortly.
16671
« on: August 24, 2014, 06:43:23 PM »
How about that JurassicP? I hear it's gonna be big.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Am I missing some sort of joke here or do you not like Jurassic Park? .___.
16672
« on: August 24, 2014, 06:39:57 PM »
There was some weird Dino-Hunan hybrid thing floating around a while ago, but there's a real JP4 in development currently.
Yeah, that's the one I was thinking of. Kiyo just linked a pic of it, so I'm going to go and look at this and then hype train for a while >.>
16673
« on: August 24, 2014, 06:38:42 PM »
Someone's been living in an Afghan cave the past 13 months...
Well fuck me. And it's actually a pakistani penthouse with a swimming pool. Apparently they don't look for you in a fancy compound :^)
16674
« on: August 24, 2014, 06:35:17 PM »
GUYS STOP SAYING JP
GUYS
HELLO?
*sigh* Fine ._. Jurassic Park.
16675
« on: August 24, 2014, 06:32:11 PM »
The new JP movies won't be the same without him.
They are making more? I thought that JP4 was just a hoax drawn up a while ago... >.>
16676
« on: August 24, 2014, 05:40:14 PM »
Well he was 90.
True :l It still sucks though, I liked him a lot.
16677
« on: August 24, 2014, 05:39:25 PM »
Great ._.
I wondered why I wasn't online earlier, ah well. I have TLOU to rage at now <.<
16678
« on: August 24, 2014, 05:33:08 PM »
All the 'Who?'s are annoying me <.<
He's the older brother of David Attenborough and a famous actor/director. He was in Jurassic Park as John Hammond and he directed Gandhi (iirc).
16679
« on: August 24, 2014, 05:30:54 PM »
You better watch your mouth. Cause Kinder's probably writing a report right now. :(
If anyone actually bans Meta for that but lets Kinder's relentless stupidity-posting go unchecked, that would be nothing short of ridiculous.
16680
« on: August 24, 2014, 05:20:06 PM »
Guys... We have to protect Clint Eastwood and Harrison Ford.
I think it would be best for everyone if we just kidnapped them and put them in cryostasis <.<
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