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The Flood / Re: Psychiatric Help 5¢ [The Regressioning]
« on: August 25, 2014, 09:01:18 AM »
I'm having feelings of wanting to live! Halp!

D:

Zis iz very zerious.

Ve must operate immediately.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: My honest opinion of you
« on: August 25, 2014, 09:00:21 AM »
This could be interesting >.>

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The Flood / Re: Is your online personality the same as irl?
« on: August 25, 2014, 08:58:14 AM »
Mostly, I'm a bit more laid back online than off.
And I'm a bit quieter too <.<

Other than that, there isn't a huge difference between my digital and physical personality.

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The Flood / Re: Sometimes, I click on the ads.
« on: August 24, 2014, 09:34:33 PM »
Yes because Google is going to give you viruses. They have such a bad reputation.

Google doesn't, but the shitty spamware/malware ads that crop up under google ads will.

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Serious / Re: Your political opinions which make people rage
« on: August 24, 2014, 09:16:26 PM »
I think I left one out...

> Anti-SJW

Sold.

:D

But still, I don't agree with all of them <.<

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The Flood / Re: Sometimes, I click on the ads.
« on: August 24, 2014, 09:09:40 PM »

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Serious / Re: British opinion poll
« on: August 24, 2014, 09:08:55 PM »
> Labour is retarded
> Cameron's conservatives don't understand the meaning of the word "centre-right"
> Lib-dem's are literal cancer who'll give us a depression if they got the legal system they wanted in the last election
> Britain first/BNP are left wing fascists
> mfw UKIP are called a joke

Ukippers being a joke doesn't necessarily mean the others are any better.
Labour is also a joke, The libdems aren't even worth laughing at, I have no idea what the Tories are on at the moment but it seems to be a good old dose of piss everyone off and blame the poor for being poor. NeoNazis don't count as politicians and that leaves Nigel.

._.

I'm just lucky to have an independent who isn't a fuckwit for my area.

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The Flood / Re: Sometimes, I click on the ads.
« on: August 24, 2014, 09:04:09 PM »
You madman ._.

How do you get your avatar to rotate btw? <.<
Is it a Gif or an Album?

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The Flood / Re: An accurate depiction of a day in an american's life
« on: August 24, 2014, 09:03:11 PM »
Rip Hitler-senpai.

;_;7

A beacon of hope and tolerance in these troubling times.

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Serious / Re: Your political opinions which make people rage
« on: August 24, 2014, 09:02:07 PM »
- Anti-EU
- Anti-UN (in it's current form)
- Pro-NATO (this was controversial with all the hippies that want to see us get invaded lol)
- Pro-federalised military of the British commonwealth (fuck you sjw faggots and your white guilt)
- Pro-lower, flatter tax rate
- Pro-abolishment of the welfare state
- Pro-less government interference in business
- Pro-private parties right to discriminate
- Pro-fucking free speech and the abolishment of our current basis for thought crime laws.
- Anti-Anglo/Amero special relationship (they only seem to want us to do stuff that hurts the power of the British nation without equal compensation)
- Pro-nukes
- Pro-nuclear power
- Pro-military
- Pro-commonwealth and British legacy (again, go fuck yourselves sjw)

I can't think of anymore right now.

I don't necessarily agree with all of those, but I like the overall tone of it >.>

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The Flood / Re: An accurate depiction of a day in an american's life
« on: August 24, 2014, 09:00:22 PM »
YouTube


Jelly yet eurofags?

Pizza Police is best police.

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The Flood / Re: Times you've nearly gotten into trouble thread
« on: August 24, 2014, 08:58:27 PM »
The worst that's happened is that I almost got a detention in high school when my teacher decided that being ill and absent on the day it was set wasn't a good enough reason to not know about it. Despite only coming back on the day that I had that lesson ._.

So to cut a long story short, I pulled a few strings and twisted a few arms and ended up with him in front of a disciplinary hearing for an unrelated issue. He got a bollocking for it, forgot about my homework and detention and my record remained spotless <.<

A silver tongue goes a long way when dealing with people >.>

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The Flood / Re: Should I switch usernames?
« on: August 24, 2014, 08:55:47 PM »
Same, but Statefarm has kind of died for me. I only use it on forums now and the old joke it sprung from has died. I want an actual name ya' know? Not one stolen from an insurance company. I wouldn't bother switching it here, I'd just let it die everywhere else.

Well it's fair enough <.<
I'll just remember it from the Project Terra days, before that all died :l

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The Flood / Re: Psychiatric Help 5¢ [The Regressioning]
« on: August 24, 2014, 08:54:23 PM »
Less tiredness, more boredom, maybe.
>be driving through the mountains
>cliff face up ahead, road turns left
>maybe I should just not turn
>accelerate
>get to corner
>"wait, that's fucking stupid"
>autopilot through the corner as usual

.__.

Well I think you should be fine as long as you still have the voice in your head that says not to do it ._.
I would advise against accelerating towards cliff edges though, that would be an unwise course of action.

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The Flood / Re: Should I switch usernames?
« on: August 24, 2014, 08:50:08 PM »
I don't like username changes >.>

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The Flood / Re: Psychiatric Help 5¢ [The Regressioning]
« on: August 24, 2014, 08:46:23 PM »
I'm worried that I sometimes try and unconsciously kill myself on long drives. What do?

*doc is in*

<.<

Is it simply tiredness causing that? Or something else?
Can you give some examples?

>.>

*doc is 'out'*

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The Flood / Re: Psychiatric Help 5¢ [The Regressioning]
« on: August 24, 2014, 08:36:04 PM »
It's 2 am in Britbongistan right? Why are you still up?

Mostly because the small hours of the morning are the only time I get any peace and quiet in this house ._.
Although insomnia helps lol, I'm off to bed now though <.<

and by that I mean sitting in bed watching netflix for an hour or so >.>

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The Flood / Re: Psychiatric Help 5¢ [The Regressioning]
« on: August 24, 2014, 08:33:25 PM »
Ze doc is clocking out for tonight.

If you are still awaiting treatment, it is on the way via skype and buick respectively.
If you wish to be treated, post and I'll get to ya tomorrow <.<

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The Flood / Re: Psychiatric Help 5¢ [The Regressioning]
« on: August 24, 2014, 08:31:09 PM »
In your professional opinion are antisocial introvert tendencies unhealthy?

Well I'm not a professional but anyway <.<

Not necessarily, I think it can be unhelpful but it's not really unhealthy. It depends to what extent of course, it can harm relationships with other people which in the long run can of course lead to problems. If we are talking along the lines of avoiding talking to people a lot, which is something I'm generally guilty of, then as long as you still talk to people now and then it doesn't cause too many issues. If it's more along the lines of insulting people, stealing things and more aggressive antisocial behaviours then yes, I would say that's unhealthy.

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Serious / Re: Yay military spending!!!!
« on: August 24, 2014, 08:27:38 PM »
I'm not derailing anything. I simply commented on the OP in regards to the part of about school lunches and what I have to think about it. Want to talk about derailment? Talk about the following users and their comments:

Comms: Literally nobody mentioned that. Why are you even here?

Sentra: Seriously? Fuck off. Your autism is too much for some people here.

Before these two bumbfucks with shit shoved up their asses, the thread was going fine. I was even having a respectful discussion with Mad Max on the issue.

Quote
>healthy school lunches

top fucking lel. Nothing healthy or filling about some government-produced protein nuggets and milk. Wouldn't feed the shit they serve in public schools to my own dog

'Respectful discussion'

Lol.

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The Flood / Re: Psychiatric Help 1¢ [The Swagening]
« on: August 24, 2014, 08:25:45 PM »
You're a cool guy for the most part. But you're too clouded by doing the "right thing" and will act on the "right" thing without looking at the long-term consequences. So if I ever became supreme Dictator of Earth, you'd either be excluded entirely from my power circle or I'd have you executed since you'd be too blinded by goodness to play my game.

To most people that wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing ._.

But it's a fair enough point, especially when considering the example you are not referring to.

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The Flood / Re: Psychiatric Help 5¢ [The Regressioning]
« on: August 24, 2014, 08:24:27 PM »
Is it unhealthy for me to hold Vien's leash everywhere he goes? He listens and is well trained, but I feel like I am restricting his freedom.

;_;

Why?

And yes, it's probably quite unhealthy ._.

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The Flood / Re: Psychiatric Help 5¢ [The Regressioning]
« on: August 24, 2014, 08:23:45 PM »
I simply want to see what you know from experience with me.

Alrighty *cracks knuckles*
ow.

Let's give this shit a shot <.<

Now since you tend to be vien rather than the person behind the persona, it's going to just be spitballing and speculation but I shall try...

You are certainly a laid back guy, and then some ._.
The example that comes to mind is of your dad monitoring your screen/internet and how he found out about your... drawings... You told me about it several months ago and from what you explained that didn't bother you a whole lot. And the thing that was strange (to me) was that your dad didn't seem overtly perturbed by it. (Again only going by the information you gave a while back)

Then there is the area that I tend to run into walls and blanks on, which can loosely be described as the freudian side of things. To put it bluntly, I'm pretty shit at working out people's 'kinks' and the like. Mostly because the whole area unnerves me a fair bit for whatever reason, but it's hard to map it out like I can for other things. So yeah, I'm at a loss as to why you have the whole... elite thing... going... ._. I'm sure a better and actual shrink could maybe give you an explanation though <.<
Or you could actually give one yourself and enlighten me as to what makes your vienus tick. I'd rather you didn't, but information is information <.<

You have a fairly warped sense of humour but that's fairly common on the net, although yours does seem to be a little more unusual - Linked to the elites and the like ._.

But yeah, that's my shitty 2am spitballing on the matter >.>


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The Flood / Re: Psychiatric Help 1¢ [The Swagening]
« on: August 24, 2014, 08:12:23 PM »
Type of diagnosis
Select one
[Super Serious]

List your MBTI typing - INTJ

Second option
You can either list some symptoms or I can pull a diagnosis out of my mental shrektum based on your posts/online personality. Select one.

[Symptoms]

List your symptoms here if you selected #1.
>tfw you have no more memes.

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The Flood / Re: Psychiatric Help 5¢ [The Regressioning]
« on: August 24, 2014, 08:11:24 PM »
*sticks knife to your throat*

Yeah....if I, if i find out you're fucking lying to me....

I'm as honest as a snake, snakes don't tell lies because they can't talk :^)

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The Flood / Re: Imagine if megalodon sharks still existed
« on: August 24, 2014, 08:00:15 PM »
lol

You should probably be more afraid of contamination than sharks.

>Pacificfomans

>Atlantic mustard rice

But seriously, I just hate water. Simple as that.

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The Flood / Re: Psychiatric Help 5¢ [The Regressioning]
« on: August 24, 2014, 07:57:09 PM »
It's them damn psychologists. You don't happen to know any do you?

*laughs manically*

Oh phew, thankfully I don't <.<

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The Flood / Re: Psychiatric Help 5¢ [The Regressioning]
« on: August 24, 2014, 07:55:10 PM »
From the conversations we've had on Skype how would you judge me in terms of my overall character?

I'll reply on skype soon >.>

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The Flood / Re: Psychiatric Help 5¢ [The Regressioning]
« on: August 24, 2014, 07:54:48 PM »
Getting sick and tired of Kinder's autism and PSU's blatant stupidity.

I'm afraid I can't help on that front, Kinder should be given an MRI to check for brain damage and PSU is just a shit tier troll.

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