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16591
« on: August 25, 2014, 04:11:01 PM »
I'll read it while I drink my tea <.<
16592
« on: August 25, 2014, 04:09:37 PM »
GIVE ME A DIAGNOSIS BASED ON MY POSTS. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK IS WRONG WITH ME.
Well the thing is, I don't think there is anything particularly wrong with you. I think you have some rough edges that could be ironed out but that's literally just something that happens over time and it's nothing that could really be helped. If I speak frankly, I think most of those rough edges come from being homeschooled so unfortunately that's not really something that can be changed. However, when you are old enough to get out and about, get a job and that kind of thing - the social interaction should increase which will certainly make things better for you >.>
16593
« on: August 25, 2014, 04:01:25 PM »
What?
Ever hear of Lend-Lease? We sent your country $31.4 billion worth of goods to fight. How about before hand when we sent more than 50 obsolete destroyers, in exchange for 99-year leases to territory in Newfoundland and the Caribbean?
Derail yet another thread. Make a new one in Serious if you want to argue nitpicking over WW2 and the war effort.
16594
« on: August 25, 2014, 03:50:30 PM »
Kinder, just don't.
16595
« on: August 25, 2014, 03:47:34 PM »
Only half relevant but I've been looking for an excuse to post this for ages <.< The opportunity arose on B.shit but with all the sticks people seem to have up their arses it would likely end up with me being banned/warned. Fucking desticles. Anyway
16596
« on: August 25, 2014, 03:44:46 PM »
I never asked you to. I'd be interested to know which ones you disagree with though.
Of course not, that would be silly. Hmm let's see. - Anti-EU ^This one, but if it's replaced with a federal commonwealth... I could live with that. - Anti-UN (in it's current form) ^Needs more elaboration really, I'd like to see a stronger UN rather than a weaker one.hite guilt) - Pro-abolishment of the welfare state ^Needs more elaboration, I don't think pulling the crutch out from under the disabled is very fair but as for spawning children to get CSA each month... yeah that's fair enough. - Pro-less government interference in business Depends, some things do need to be regulated. - Pro-private parties right to discriminate Don't really agree with this one but that's more of an ideological problem than a practicality issue. Those are really the only ones that stand out to me as disagreeable but it's more of a discussion disagreement than a 'you are just plain wrong'.
16597
« on: August 25, 2014, 03:36:17 PM »
As much as I detest SJWism and all that bollocks, I'm just too amused by the idea of Leddit and 4Chan vaguely working together on something ._______. Or at least agreeing.
16598
« on: August 25, 2014, 03:34:32 PM »
Tea.
16599
« on: August 25, 2014, 03:33:34 PM »
Aside from medication, lolno.
16600
« on: August 25, 2014, 03:17:41 PM »
If there wasn't a "commemorating the destruction of your capital" tweet attached to it I would have thought it was a celebration of ending of the the last conflict between the UK and US and the friendship that has persisted since then.
Pretty much it comes off as a "we're celebrating the fact that we destroyed your cities and killed your people" which really is in bad taste. Not butthurt or frazzled by it, but I think it's really stupid of them to do that.
Yeah, I suppose it is in poor taste in that regard. It's just a mildly amusing faux pas though <.<
16601
« on: August 25, 2014, 03:17:12 PM »
Don't worry, we saved your asses back in WWII
*sigh* This crap again? Lol.
16602
« on: August 25, 2014, 01:50:04 PM »
To commemorate the day we torched the whitehouse... This is what's known as politically shitting the bed. But of course, yanks are known for their tolerant sense of humour. One user questioned: "Is this suppose [sic] to be funny"?
Another wrote: "I think this is in extremely POOR TASTE." Nice and butthurt over events that happened two centuries ago. :^)
16603
« on: August 25, 2014, 01:42:42 PM »
More? That I had to stop reading halfway because I was just laughing too hard. That was perfect.
Oh gut  It's reassuring to know my suffering wasn't in vain ._.
16604
« on: August 25, 2014, 01:40:10 PM »
>tfw you never have to go back to that place again >tfw you realise that you actually miss it, even maths lessons.
16605
« on: August 25, 2014, 01:37:10 PM »
Herr Doktor, can I get a Freudian shrektum as an INTJ?
Since this is the first freudian shrektum, I do have to point out that this is going to be 99% bullshit. I'm sure you won't but don't take it seriously. Alrighty zen, let uz began. GAH I Can't do it ._. I hate freudian stuff. Please note that this hurts me physically to type out ;_; Anyvay... I suspect your enthusiasm for ze mekanikal stems from a robot complex, which in turn stems from an issue vith your fahzer und true to freudian form, it's because you vere attrakted to your muzzer. How ze robotik complex is related to you fahzer is as spurious as ze story of poor little hans. On a side note, zat little child grew up to become Engrapadora. Robotika haz ze moving parts und ze PISTONS and everywan knose zat PISTONS are clearly related to COKENS. Zey move up and down and ach mein gott I hate ziz krappen. You also have ein affection for ze animated drawings created by ze friends of ze fatherland, grorious nippon. Ziz also stems from your muzzer because ve all know zat is the cause of everyzing in die wulrd. My horrendous butchery of die krautspreken aside (I zink zis might make komms offizier cry) you zeem to be a person enjoying life but you should take ze care ven doing ze long distance driving. It vould be bad for your health if you drove off ze cliff ._. Blargh. (I'm sorry if you expected more freudian smut but I really can't do that without vomiting)
16606
« on: August 25, 2014, 01:09:04 PM »
 There has been a problem with processing your order. The horseman started killing people so while we clean up the blood splatter please enjoy this video.
16607
« on: August 25, 2014, 12:59:20 PM »
Brah, FFL is the one cool thing about France.
The only soldiers they have that don't run away, and they are poached from other countries ;^(
16608
« on: August 25, 2014, 12:46:48 PM »
No way in hell I'm serving in the Frog Foreign Legion. That's seriously low.
No, not that one. There are some mixed nationality battallions iirc, mostly Frogs and Germans but I can't remember the name. Google french-german military cooperation units, it's something like that.
16609
« on: August 25, 2014, 12:43:37 PM »
Too bad I'll never be able to wear it. I wanted to join up for the longest time, but in the end, I realized that my desire to live in Europe was stronger than my desire to serve in the US Army. :/
Thankfully, I could still join the Greek Army if I wanted to. But that's probably not gonna happen. And I'd love to serve in the Bundeswehr, but they only accept German citizens. Not even EU citizens can join. So Military time may never happen for me. T_T
What about one of the Euro battalions? Might be Kraut/Frog only though <.<
16610
« on: August 25, 2014, 12:33:37 PM »
were r mai thing doctor dolan? :^(
Please respond.
Also on the way <.<
16611
« on: August 25, 2014, 12:24:54 PM »
Herr Doktor, can I get a Freudian shrektum as an INTJ?
Is on the way <.< I have a backlog to sort first though ._. But I'm on it nao so ze doktor vill be vith you shortly.
16612
« on: August 25, 2014, 09:56:53 AM »
When you transplant nearly all of the interesting members and good shitposters out of it, what do you think is left?
A Desticle Wasteland.
It's basically a Colony of Density now, I'd still be posting on there if half of my screen wasn't permanently blocked by this glitched out popup on their eternally shit site.
16613
« on: August 25, 2014, 09:55:03 AM »
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16614
« on: August 25, 2014, 09:26:03 AM »
>still hasn't received analysis
You are next mein freund, it shall arrive on the buick soon.
16615
« on: August 25, 2014, 09:25:26 AM »
Now I've had the official treatment, I'll opt for that too^
*hands over cash to support the shitty, crumbling education system*
Unfortunately this is still the NHS so money won't get you to the front of the queue <.< You have to kill someone to do that, but I don't recommend it >.> I have... 1, 2, 3 more patients to see and then I can see you properly >.>
16616
« on: August 25, 2014, 09:24:07 AM »
Did you put your usb drive into its usb port?
.______. No. I'm not a Slaanpriest, Kiyo had a funny picture of one the other day >.>
16617
« on: August 25, 2014, 09:21:47 AM »
So you are really a techpriest!?
<.< Let me put it like this, when my laptop BSODs I light some incense and sacrifice a servitor to the Omnissiah. Then it works again. >.> Sadly I don't have the robes, or the augmentics. Yet. But soon. Soon. >: D
16618
« on: August 25, 2014, 09:18:22 AM »
I'M WAITING
Do you expect any better from the NHS?
16619
« on: August 25, 2014, 09:17:31 AM »
Super serious.
INTJ.
Shrektum.
>sprdprsrs >shrektum (I couldn't find a 3 second video so just close it after a few >.>) Right zen, let us began. *super duper serious glasses go on* Spoiler Just so you know, super serious is just as much of a joke as Freudian but with less focus on how it all links back to you wanting to fuck your mother.
If you want genuine serious then you'll have to state so >.> I suspect your lack of empathy and consideration towards others is not rooted in psychopathy but is instead rooted in a series of complexes and conditions. I shall list zem now. Little Hans syndrome, Oepdipussy complex, Edgyallenpoefaceditis, Small dog syndrome und a fervent admiration for ze fatherland. I think that of these, the biggest problem you face is overcoming edgyallenpoefaceditis, a terrible affliction that renders the patient so serious and edgy that they have to be handled with asbestos gloves. A common cause of edgyallenpoefaceditis or EAPF is an early childhood trauma involving a tree branch. (Refer to Longface et al. A study into verbatim's childhood.) There are two options for treatment, one is invasive exploratory surgery performed by this doctor and the other involves lying on a couch for a few hours each week whilst I feed off your wallet and time. Alternatively, you can remove ze fadora and use it to strike down an SJW. Bathe in their blood and post pics on tumblr. After the ensuing shitstorm you should be so entertained by all the drama that you are cured of EAPF. Since you are a UK patient, you'll not be charged but now you have to wait 18 months for your next appointment. *ding* Next!
16620
« on: August 25, 2014, 09:06:52 AM »
Serious
ISTJ
Without sounding edgy, I honestly have a hard time feeling positive or most emotions. Probably due to past things, any ideas? What do?
Alrighty, let's give it a shot <.< So serious advice then? >.> Here ve go. A few questions and the like to get a better idea of the problem. You can take this to PMs or Skype if you'd like, just reply on there >.> Do you have any pets? Do you have any siblings? The past troubles, were they involving your parents? (Mum specifically) Approximately how long did they go on for, or are they still going on? And what would you describe your relationship with your father as? (I know some of it sounds cliche but it's cliche for a reason >.>)
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