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The Flood / Re: Jews versus Gooks
« on: August 26, 2014, 10:02:19 PM »

16532
The Flood / Re: Jews versus Gooks
« on: August 26, 2014, 09:59:44 PM »
Sir James Maximilian Moorensworth van Arthur McBritbong

Oh bladdy ell, they're onto me I say!

To the limeymobile!

16533
The Flood / Re: Jews versus Gooks
« on: August 26, 2014, 09:57:50 PM »
I'm totally making into one now.

I hate you.

*Your're™ memes a shit.

16534
The Flood / Re: Jews versus Gooks
« on: August 26, 2014, 09:55:35 PM »
Would you like the next letter in Mr Psychologist's real name?

This isn't a game of hangman you know ._.

16535
The Flood / Re: Jews versus Gooks
« on: August 26, 2014, 09:54:57 PM »

16536
The Flood / Re: ITT its the year 2000
« on: August 26, 2014, 09:53:34 PM »
Shouldn't it be the year 3000? or am I missing the point?

OR am I just trying to make sense of a shitpost at 4am ._.

I'm going to bed either way.

16537
The Flood / Re: Are people boring?
« on: August 26, 2014, 09:46:48 PM »
Why do that when you can be bored though?

I don't like being bored though.

16538
The Flood / Re: Are people boring?
« on: August 26, 2014, 09:44:01 PM »
[subjectivity intensifies]

To me, no. Even the boring ones <.<

There is always something interesting about a person, you just have to find what it is >.>
Of course, finding out what it is is part of what makes people interesting.

16539
I think there are a few cases where it is justifiable, I can't elaborate at half three in the morning but remind me tomorrow and I'll go over the ones that come to mind.

It is of course something that shouldn't be done lightly and when I mean a few cases I mean literally a handful not as a generalising scheme.

(i.e. Not sterilising all the black people like they used to in parts of the good ol' USA, but some individuals should be sterilised for their own wellbeing.)

16540
>implying you don't want your robot overlords waging wars over their waifus and making technological progress for the sake of dick unity

It would certainly be amusing <.<

But it would leave a terrible legacy >.>
Hmm, this must be how the cogboys decided to set up on mars.

The Waifu wars ._.

16541
Why do I keep thinking about that show "Revolution" when I enter this thread?

Is that the one where all the electricity vanishes?

I accidentally spoiled the show for myself before watching it on imbd and then I was fairly pissed off at the reason why the lights went out. So I skipped over it a little >.>

16542
Hentai game general.

Oh god-emperor ._.

There is no hope for robotkind unless we wipe out the humans first. This must be the first step on the crazy line of thinking that leads to supervillains >.>

But it must be done.

16543
No

I want it to learn the ways of humans from /a/ and /hgg/.

/hgg/ ?

16544
That's sick.

I can't wait for it to be finished, although I'm happy to wait <.<
Something of that quality deserves all the time in the world.

16545
>4chan
>furries

Pick one and only one.

Like I said in the OP, my coherence tonight is pretty low <.<

The furries are from Deviantart, it's just a good idea to keep the robot hivemind away from places like /pol/ because it would not lead to anything good at all. And leddit because an MRA robot would be the stuff of nightmares. And tumblr... an SJW skynet.

Jesus, this is a bad idea all round ._.

16546
YouTube


Inject this into my veins ;o;

16547
The Flood / Re: Would you want the internet to suddenly disappear?
« on: August 26, 2014, 08:42:24 PM »
God no, I'd probably die.

That's not exaggerating a whole lot either <.<

16548
We must summon the bawldest, brightest and most fewlish to aid us in this fight.

+++Establishing stronghold of vanity+++

YouTube

16549
I might post POMF for old times sake...

>.>

Spoiler
Nah. Don't want to give you an anneurism.

It's already in my head ;_;

I must use the Tipsy one to cancel it out >.>

16550
+++Deploying the Alfa Legion+++
YouTube

16551
Purge thread?
YouTube


It is the only way to fight the animu horde.

+++Deploying tactical Diomedes Baneblade+++
YouTube

16552
For the glory of the Emperor and His SPHEEESSSS MHARINNNESSS!!!

THERE IS NO TIEM TO BE LAWST.

YouTube

16553
Answer me this: Is the internet a thing in Warhammer?

If not, now you know.

Sort of...

The Techpriests have their own telepathic version of dial-up but it's not really touched upon in the general universe <.<

16554
But we must teach the robot of our Lord and Savior, Kaname Madoka! SHE DIED FOR OUR SINS!

The Emperor > Witches.

It's time to get all Malleus up in this shit .-.


16555
Oh now that would be hilarious.

*MUST MAKE WAY FOR FURRED OVERLORDS.*
*PARASITIC SUBSPECIES KNOWN AS 'HOOMAN' WILL BE ERADICATED!*


;_;

The internet ruins everything. Even the future robot race ;_;

16556
Quick! Spam the robot with animu gifs!

;_;

I swear I'll kill someone if the first thing that this oracle teaches to another robot is to do with Pomf related material.

16557
Inb4 it becomes a furry.

._.

We must keep this oracle away from Deviantart. And 4chan. And leddit. And just about every shithole on the internet ._.

Or it's going to go rampant within a few weeks.

16558
The Flood / Re: I think I'm in love AMA
« on: August 26, 2014, 08:15:47 PM »
Well good luck with that.

16559
I, for one, welcome our new machine overlords.

That's the (machine) spirit! :D

Hell, even if they wipe out the human race, we will have created a superior species as our legacy. Flesh is weak and rots away, but the machine is stronk.

16560
Ave Deus Mechanicus

For those who don't worship the machine god, I'll put it simply.

This little robot is learning from the internet rather than from what programmers teach it directly, sure it opens up a lot of avenues for bullshit and I expect we'll see some funny things arise from this <.<
But it's really quite impressive that it's now teaching itself, and then supposedly being able to pass on that knowledge to other robots, from the internet.

Maybe that joke of there being a functional AI by 2018 won't be such a joke after all >.>

[Article]
Spoiler
A super-intelligent robotic "brain" that can learn new skills by browsing millions of web pages has been developed by US researchers.

Robo Brain is designed to acquire a vast range of skills and knowledge from publicly available information sources such as YouTube.

The information it learns can then be accessed by robots around the world, helping them to perform everyday tasks.

A similar project is already being developed in Europe.

RoboEarth, described as a world wide web for robots, was demonstrated by researchers at Eindhoven University in the Netherlands in January.

Like Robo Brain, it aims to become a global repository for information that can be accessed by other robots.

But unlike RoboEarth, Robo Brain is able to build up its own understanding from the information it gets from the internet, rather than being programmed by humans.
Microwaves and umbrellas

The project is the result of a collaboration between the US universities of Cornell, Brown, Stanford and California, and has support from companies including Google and Microsoft.

Robo Brain began digesting information from the internet last month.

The researchers say it is sifting through about a billion images, 120,000 YouTube videos and 100 million how-to documents and appliance manuals.

A website for the project has been set up, detailing some of the knowledge it has acquired.
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    If a robot encounters a situation it hasn't seen before, it can query Robo Brain in the cloud”

Ashutosh Saxena Assistant professor of computer science, Cornell University

This includes the ability to recognise chairs, and understand how items such as microwaves and umbrellas are used.

The researchers say Robo Brain is not just capable of recognising objects, but of understanding how they are used, as well as more complex concepts - including human language and behaviour.

For example, it can recognise objects such as mugs, and understand what a mug is used for and how it is carried.

It is also able to recognise when someone is watching television, and knows not to get in the way.

Ashutosh Saxena, of Cornell University, one of the researchers behind the project, said the idea was to create a huge repository of information that robots could call on to perform tasks around the house or at work.

"If a robot encounters a situation it hasn't seen before, it can query Robo Brain in the cloud," he said.

Experts believe robots may be available in homes within 10 years, with robot vacuum cleaners and lawnmowers among the devices already available.

More humanoid robots, able to assist disabled or elderly people, are now being developed.

Researchers are increasingly looking to develop central repository stores of information to power these robots.

Apologies for this being one of my lower quality posts in terms of coherent grammar but it's 2am in britbongistan and I've had a long day >.>

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