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Gaming / Re: New Vegas
« on: August 31, 2014, 10:00:52 PM »
I hate wasting time on him so I just find an amusing way to repay him for shooting me in the head.

Molotovs, Psychotic Prankster'd, stacking up hundreds of frag mines in the room and throwing a frag. Console Commands are also fun/necessary for the frag pile stuff.

If there was a race warp command for FNV like there is for skyrim, I'd die laughing/screaming.

Never. EVER. Make Jarl Baalgruuf a female kahjiit. Or a Dark Elf. And don't turn argonians into nords.

*vomits*

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The Flood / Re: I have a job interview tomorrow
« on: August 31, 2014, 09:56:22 PM »
Now you're just talking like one of those filthy sub-human Northerners.

FOOKIN LANDAN IS WOT M8

And the scourge of the Badger-Humans is no laughing matter <.<

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The Flood / Re: I have a job interview tomorrow
« on: August 31, 2014, 09:53:51 PM »
I can feel the britbong from this

ye fookin wot m8?

u wanna av yer ed fookin bashed in?
Havin a cheeky fookin giggle is wot.

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I'm not entirely sure, to be honest. There could be an insurance system, although more than likely it's privately-provided but tax-funded.

The hospitals over there charge you a small fee for use, though. That might be Sweden, though.

lolfuckoff

Not to you of course, but that kind of shit just makes me laugh. Oh your house is on fire? Whip out your credit card first m8. You need a defibrillator, cash or credit?

I'm being faecetious but you get the point <.<

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The Flood / Re: Zoe Quinn is going to attack again.(possibly)
« on: August 31, 2014, 09:49:50 PM »
Hopefully the windmill splatters the back of her head and rids the world of her stupid degeneracy.

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The Flood / Re: oh yeah last night i watched iron sky
« on: August 31, 2014, 09:47:42 PM »
It was the first Bluray that I ever got <.<

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The Flood / Re: Clint Eastwood
« on: August 31, 2014, 08:56:43 PM »
What exactly happened to Camnator?  All I know about him is that he was an idiot who constantly posted about Nutella, booty and marijuana.

The IRS.

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The Flood / Re: I have a job interview tomorrow
« on: August 31, 2014, 08:55:23 PM »
Hue.

It's only "trolley duty" for eight hours on a Sunday. I don't know how trolleys are supposed to keep me occupied for eight hours but for £30.32 I don't give a fuck.

Ooh sounds fun, you'll be wandering around the carpark all day then. Putting trolleys back at the entrance from the bays <.<

You just have to watch out for mouthbreathers that will try to run you over .____.

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The Flood / Re: I have a job interview tomorrow
« on: August 31, 2014, 08:07:30 PM »
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Yes, I'm happy about earning minimum wage. Shut your fucking whining up you entitled liberal queens.

uwotm8?

Supermarket jobs are always shit pay, but it's just trog work so nobody expects a lot for it ._.
Tell them you want money to buy fedoras and memes and they hire you on the spot.

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Please don't tell me they charge you for putting out your house fires or taking you to hospital ._.

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They are both appropriate, but I think the outcry persuaded 343 to change their minds.

Hell, either way I don't give a shit. Halo is circling the drain and unless Halp 5 is a god tier game, it might as well have ended with Reach.

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>Thinking Cortana is dead

>Having the reading comprehension of a 5 year old.

What part of non-death is confusing?
They 'killed' her off for shock value and then they'll Deus Ex some bullshit to bring her back.

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Serious / Re: 1,400 Child Rape Cases in One Town over 12 Years
« on: August 31, 2014, 05:37:37 PM »
That'll be the incompetent Northerners being shit at their job and not having completed the proper ethnic training, which would have given them the confidence to single out certain ethnic groups. Which would've dealt with the crime

You wot m8?

Ethnic training is irrelevant here, it was a paedophile ring and the authorities were too cowardly to act. Then they try to make up excuses to divert attention from the fact that if you cut them open, their livers would be yellower than an egg yolk.

Singling out an ethnic group as Paedophiles is just flat out racism/discrimination.

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The Flood / Re: So, uh, I need help with ISIS
« on: August 31, 2014, 05:05:13 PM »
"got them fly ass nigga drones" is still one of the greatest verses in any song ever

Rucka Rucka Ali is a god among men.

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The Flood / Re: I agree, get in plug.dj
« on: August 31, 2014, 05:03:00 PM »
Yeaaaah but that login page just puts me off everytime.

It's changed, I'll reconsider it >.>

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The Flood / Re: So, uh, I need help with ISIS
« on: August 31, 2014, 05:01:02 PM »
"anyone who's startin' shit is getting hit with rocket ships"
-Rucka Rucka Ali - I'm Obama

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What, what?

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John Marston's death was way too melodramatic. It'd would've been much better had he, say, been shot once and then just fell to the floor.

Not stumbling full of 50 fucking holes and bleeding like sliced umbilical cord.

'Murikan police in a nutshell.

Time changes nothing.

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Cortana had such a shitty non-death.

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Serious / Re: What is neo-Monetarism?
« on: August 31, 2014, 02:28:44 PM »

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The Flood / Re: The Official Space Jam goes with everything thread
« on: August 31, 2014, 01:49:07 PM »
Doctor Whoops, Slammin through time and space.
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The Flood / Re: The Official Space Jam goes with everything thread
« on: August 31, 2014, 01:47:26 PM »
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I can't believe this one hasn't been posted yet.

How the hell could I forget this...

._.

A shamefurl dispray.

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The Flood / Re: The Official Space Jam goes with everything thread
« on: August 31, 2014, 01:45:44 PM »
It's time to slam dunk some kaiju.
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The Flood / Re: The Official Space Jam goes with everything thread
« on: August 31, 2014, 01:44:06 PM »
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Kira's Slam and L's Jam.

Spoiler
This is why we need subthreads. Death Note sort of spoilers, but I don't think anyone fucking cares about the ending anymore <.<

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Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: The Official Space Jam goes with everything thread
« on: August 31, 2014, 01:38:38 PM »

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The Flood / Re: The Official Space Jam goes with everything thread
« on: August 31, 2014, 01:36:21 PM »
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Konode tochibona ond yorrope.

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The Flood / Re: The Official Space Jam goes with everything thread
« on: August 31, 2014, 01:35:06 PM »
You beat me to it >:(

No matter how I slam it, it's not my jam.

But luckily I have some up my sleeve <.<

The bane of Alphy.
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The Flood / Re: The Official Space Jam goes with everything thread
« on: August 31, 2014, 01:07:14 PM »
Inb4 Mr Psy

Spoiler
Hey you, watcha' gonna do?

Damn you <.<

I'll see if I can recover the thread on Bungie and git those links back >.>

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The Flood / Re: First world problems >: (
« on: August 31, 2014, 12:16:31 PM »
I fixed and replaced most of the fried elctronics after a big thunderstorm that rolled through a few weeks ago. All the lights, got a freezer working again, and glorious internet overlords even sent a dude over who fixed our modem. Only to discover that our router was fried as well. And then he promptly left as that wasn't his jurisdiction.

And then our sandvich board died.

Mah non functioning fridge! Mah barely functioning internet! MAH DEBIT MACHINE STILL NOT FUNCTIONING! Oh woe is me whatever shall I do?

I'd say that kind of shit is a bit beyond first world problems ._.

Whilst they are technically first world problems since I doubt they have Modems and fridges in subsaharan africa, it's more of a life shitting on you thing .__.

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By the way, American foreign policy is probably driven more by pro-Israeli sentiments than the petrodollar. That'll be tested fairly soon anyway, since the petrodollar just died.

Good lord, the comments on that article are nothing short of the habbeding.

It's amusing to see the US get dethroned on that though <.<
Moskow is best kow.

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Gaming / Re: Battlefield: Bad Company 2 gamenight?
« on: August 31, 2014, 09:47:59 AM »

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