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The Flood / Re: Mental disorders you'd rather kill yourself than have
« on: September 01, 2014, 05:36:18 PM »
lol I remember you got pissy at this thread when I made it on Bnet

Yeah... It's pretty much the only thing that manages to wind me up <.<

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The Flood / Re: Mental disorders you'd rather kill yourself than have
« on: September 01, 2014, 05:31:02 PM »

[Deja vu intensifies]

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The Flood / Re: Help me write my personal statement for university
« on: September 01, 2014, 05:29:44 PM »
Personal Statements are probably the worst part for applying to a University.

You almost always sound like a pretentious twat who's lifelong ambition has been to do the same thing as thousands of other applicants. It was almost tempting to just put a blunt and bullshit free one in but in the end I didn't have to do one anyway lol.

Reading some of the medical application ones made me laugh.

There is literally no way in hell they are genuine, these people make themselves out to be gods in human form who are able to not only complete all teh GCSEs and 12 A Levels before finishing Middle school but are also able to have built a school in nepal, cured a disease and climbed everest while they were solving world hunger.

/Bitter about the whole thing.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game: Fallout Edition
« on: September 01, 2014, 04:10:10 PM »
Hey!
No backdoor dealings. We haven't started yet!

Damn >.>

<.<

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The Flood / Re: UN Game: Fallout Edition
« on: September 01, 2014, 04:08:05 PM »
I am calling Big MT motherfuckers. I will science the fucking shit out of you niggers.

*licks mechanical replacement for lips*

All that juicy science you have... But since I'd rather not do a McNamara and run the BoS into the ground, how about a technological alliance? <.<

Your spoiler broke my robotic blood pump.

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Gaming / Re: Would you play a game that you lose?
« on: September 01, 2014, 04:05:52 PM »
I know I lose every time I try to beat that part where the damn chopper is chasing you through the tower...

Hehe <.<

It's still a fun Babby's first warcrime simulator though >.>

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Gaming / Re: Would you play a game that you lose?
« on: September 01, 2014, 04:04:53 PM »
So not like Shogun 2 where you can put a hundred hours into a campaign and still lose because realm divide and the computer is a bastard, but a game where the final level is scripted to end in failure?

FUCK YEAH! I love stories that end like that.

Fucking realm divide ._.

Luckily for me, I already had the entire of southern Nippon under my Shimazu/Satsuma boots so it was just a matter of advancing forwards and blockading two chokepoints with massive fleets <.<

FOTS is a bitch though, every fucker starts rebelling the minute you build them a factory farm to stop them from starving ._______________.

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The Flood / Re: UN Game: Fallout Edition
« on: September 01, 2014, 04:01:07 PM »
I call BoS!!

I sniped you by literally 20 seconds <.<
Sorry about that >.>

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The Flood / Re: UN Game: Fallout Edition
« on: September 01, 2014, 04:00:09 PM »
DIBS ON BROTHERHOOD OF STEEL

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The Flood / Re: muss uber die schekel
« on: September 01, 2014, 02:59:58 PM »
are jew >implying zat mein deutsch isn't absolut perfekt

Ja, Ich >implying dat your;*re*** dutch ist bad ja.

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Gaming / Would you play a game that you lose?
« on: September 01, 2014, 02:55:59 PM »
I'm not talking about dying and respawning or losing in game cash and items, but a game where you can just flat out lose at the end.

Some strategy games are like that, where you can just end up wiped out by the AI but I mean more along the lines of a story driven game.

Take Halo for example, for an alternate timeline that would never happen, Chief fails to stop the rings from firing and wiping out all life in the galaxy. Everybody dies and it's game ogre. The only similar game I can think of, that would allow you to 'lose' is Mass Effect. If you choose anything other than Synthesis, you lose. But it's not so much of a defeat as a pyrrhic victory, I think it would be interesting if there was another ending where the Reapers wipe everyone out completely, but that's more of an optional ending caused by you sucking shit at the game. (I don't think it's really possible to lose properly) But say that the canon ending for a game, like Halo, ended with a complete failure for humanity.

Rambling aside, if there was a game that you know you lose in, would you still play it? Or would you avoid it?
(Alternatively, can you think of any games that end like that?)

I can vaguely think of Spec Ops: The Line, which is certainly a game that you lose just by playing it <.<


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Gaming / Re: New Vegas
« on: September 01, 2014, 02:48:47 PM »
I helped Yes Man my first playthrough, then Mr House, then the NCR every time after. I have never done Caesar though, I cannot bring myself to do it when I see people being crucified and see slaves hauling stuff around his stupid fort. I have to go kill that bitch immediately.

I struggle with that too <.<

Whilst crucifixions are fine by me, the whole slavery thing isn't exactly something I tolerate.
My first playthrough was for the Legion because Vulpes is one cool cat, but apart from any moral qualms, the game is really heavily biased towards the NCR. So many of the quests, vendors, companions and areas and loot becomes unavailable by siding with the legion :l

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Gaming / Re: New Vegas
« on: September 01, 2014, 02:25:43 PM »

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The Flood / Re: >tfw job interview goes well
« on: September 01, 2014, 02:23:47 PM »
Just had a job interview for the local supermarket. Nice guy, had a laugh alongside a candlelit dinner.

That's not a job interview, that's a grape in the making.

RIP Meta's shrektum.

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The Flood / Re: >tfw job interview goes well
« on: September 01, 2014, 02:23:07 PM »
Who the fuck are you?

The poster formerly known as Korra ._.

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The Flood / Re: muss uber die schekel
« on: September 01, 2014, 02:22:15 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Spam Thread
« on: September 01, 2014, 02:19:49 PM »
This thread needs more cool.


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The Flood / Re: muss uber die schekel
« on: September 01, 2014, 02:17:48 PM »
Ja me spreken ze deutschen

nich juden allowen hier.

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Gaming / Re: New Vegas
« on: September 01, 2014, 02:16:25 PM »
....

What happened to Korra? .__.

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Serious / Re: If you had to pick one label for yourself, what would it be?
« on: September 01, 2014, 02:09:10 PM »

Passing along a message here <.<

'Could you just reply to Dustin saying I've never made below a C in college and he's never seen my grades. That's all. He's just lying for no reason.'

I think it's obvious who it's from >.>

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Serious / Re: Israel takes 400 hectares from West bank, Palestine.
« on: September 01, 2014, 01:40:56 PM »
Oh look at that, Israel proving it's innocence yet again.

A ceasefire is finally implemented, they do a good old fashioned land grab which will no doubt start Hamas off again and then they get to carry on butchering the Gaza strip. GG.

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The Flood / Re: Zoe Quinn is going to attack again.(possibly)
« on: September 01, 2014, 01:09:48 PM »
Again, I'd prefer not to because I'd rather my opinion not be swayed by cool motion and sound effects. From what I've heard about the Youtuber, he has a conservative bias, and that doesn't fly with me. If you want more people to care about the issue, then just tell me what you know and how you know. If you don't care about my opinion then don't bother replying. I won't be offended either way.

I wouldn't say a conservative bias, but he's more right leaning than left. He's no Teabagger though <.<
Give the videos a watch, it's not just some flashy transitions and vitriol to stir up shit for the sake of it.

It's screencaps of tweets, articles on news sites and the like rather than just obscure 4chon screenshots.

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The Flood / Armagayddon, the end is nigh.
« on: September 01, 2014, 12:16:41 PM »
YouTube


Spoiler

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Serious / Re: This is what a supporter of Scottish Independence looks like
« on: September 01, 2014, 11:35:38 AM »

lol. I used to go to school with this pube.

[Flag waving intensifies]

Is there a term for certain scots like there is one for Americlaps?

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Serious / Re: This is what a supporter of Scottish Independence looks like
« on: September 01, 2014, 11:34:52 AM »

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Serious / Re: Holy shit, why is this the first time I've heard about this?
« on: September 01, 2014, 10:43:43 AM »
I'd heard of the name but I'd never really looked into it.

It would appear that Mister Hoover was quite a piece of work.

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But Halo 4 is basically Reach re-skinned with better graphics. It still had loadouts, and stuff and no bloom.

Not quite, it's similar but it's the annoying things that they changed that made it boring to play.

The DMR spam was unbearable, you literally only needed one gun to kill vehicles and players with contemptuous ease ._. Custom maps were dead because forge was utter shit, custom games were also dead because they were nerfed to hell and made so bland that it was just TDM with or without a flag ._.
There were a lot of good things and a lot of fun things but the annoying shit just dragged the game down into the dirt for me.

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The Flood / Re: About SecondClass and Kiyo
« on: August 31, 2014, 11:43:28 PM »
Don't remind me.


That gif is glitching out, is it supposed to have a flashing black bar in the lower section?

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Reach wasn't that good.

From what I've seen from Halo 4, it looked better.

<.<

For you maybe, but Reach was literally perfection (for me). I'd have still been playing the shit out of it if 343 didn't do that bloody TU. [axe to grind intensifies] Halp 4 was meh, not bad but just ehhhhh. As much as I begrudge them for ruining my favourite game, they did shove me out of Halo and into Battlefield and for that I am somewhat grateful >.>

Now I'm the Colonel incarnate, complete with game defying immunity to things that should just plain kill me .-.
Although I chalk the ability to bounce tank rounds off my sternum down to DICE's shitty netcode lol.

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The Flood / Re: I have a job interview tomorrow
« on: August 31, 2014, 10:03:15 PM »
oy, ya fooking heard me mush..... ya wanna take this out bck and I merk ur skull in?

Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob.

ur so fukin ded m89

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