Now rather than nuke this thread with a million ebin funnay maymays, I'm just going to do a couple of gargantuan posts in spoilers <.<

Don't click the spoilers on mobile unless your device can handle the memes.

le ebin bro xDDD i r8 it 9/9gags

Are we doing this? I have the Snafus at the ready <.<

I know you're just trying to be nice but just stop

Well, I have told him that it's going to be pointless to relay any more so that should really be the end of it. But who knows <.<

It would certainly be best for him if he could move on >.>

Has the Eastern chapter contacted the Core Region yet?

I'm not entirely sure <.<

I've set up BoS High Command in Texas and begun to move the west coast chapters back there via Big MT.
The DC division is working with the Talon Company to cleanse the region and work on heading to Florida with Liberty Prime. Because of the confusion with the mapping earlier, I just glossed over the Core Regions but I expect I'll move them south to Texas or east to the coast >.>

EDIT: I thought the core region was literal and meant the centre of the USA lol <.<
The Core Region being the Hidden Valley and Lost Hills chapters, they are the ones moving to Texas via the Big Empty <.<

EDIT 2: Oh dear <.<
It would appear that Lost Hills was the Command Centre of the BoS before I up and moved them all to Big MT lol. Hmm, well I've been focussing on Texas and the East Coast for a reason <.<
>.>

It's going to be a while before I get Density lol

lolw0t

speaker of the house?

He never bans anyone though, just tells them to shut up now and then <.<

PMQs are unbearable.

It's like a fucking forum argument with no mods ._.

And then the SPACE MARINES came and slaughtered all the heathens!

Then to make sure that no heretics on that god forsaken world were left exterminatus was enacted upon it!

Cogdammit. I was in the middle of reclaiming this place for the Mechanicum >.>

*sigh*

ISIS are scum, plain and simple. Wiping them out completely should be the priority for all nations with any interest in stability in the middle east.

And not trying to turn it into a meatgrinder to wear down people we don't like by prolonging the war either. Just a good old fashioned surgical strike to behead the beheaders, so to speak.

Sadly pigs will fly before the Spetznaz and Delta Farce are fighting side by side.

Ouch, one of the kids in my class had that. It looked like someone had just punched a hole in his ribcage ._.

Good luck, hope it goes well for ya.

He was unbanned a few days ago. If I'm not mistaken he is in New York or something and that's why he hasn't returned. Meta would know.

That would explain why my facebook has remained spam free for a while then, alrighty thanks <.<

The bans handed out last night, are they just one day sort of bans? (Thinking about the forum game having a few players knocked out somewhat throws a spanner into it lol)

Fucking sacks of shit. It looked interesting to watch. (This video is not available in your country)

I have a neat little proxy/VPN add on for chrome that circumvents all the annoying shit like that <.<

Nobody ever blocks the swiss >.>

+++BoS Update+++

DC
+ Liberty Prime is now operational, commencing march to northern Florida alongside Lyon's Pride, three detachments of Paladins, two Knight squads and two scribe congregations- one archivist and one mechanic group respectively.
+ DC Ruins have been successfully purged of Super Mutants, contact with scientists from Rivet City has been made and plans for Project Purity to be restarted are made.
+ Crates of Tea have arrived from Boston, the elder is delighted and dispatches a small crate as a diplomatic gift to the Talon Company.
+ T45-d reverse engineering complete, manufacture of T45-d MkII is underway in the citadel. The Pitt has been contacted to supply steel for the production of the suits.
+ Trade with the TC of technology has resulted in a boon for both factions.

RnD
+After ridding Big MT of the lobotomites, the Elders were gifted with schematics and data by the Think Tank. These have been dispatched by courier in encrypted form to Texas High Command.
+A series of deals with the Think Tank results in large quantities of weaponry being obtained from the Big MT, Proton weapons, robotic scorpions and LAERs are prepared for dispatch to Texas. This will require crossing legion territory so envoys are sent to Caesar to request peaceful passage.
+Special implants are discovered in one of the research facilities allowing for greater effectiveness in combat by supercharging the combatant's adrenal glands to slow their perception of time. Preliminary testing is underway on willing recruits.

Texas
+ Second Battalion, Auxiliary Company graduates and is dispatched along with First Battalion under the command of Magos Klank, an advanced AI construct designed for combat strategy. They are accompanied by a division of Paladins and heavy support troopers, they set up camp on the outskirts of southern florida awaiting the go ahead from BoSHC to commence the purging of Florida.
+Prototype aircraft are launched with mixed degrees of success, the most promising is a form of Helicopter that is able to mount miniguns on the side doors and has a grenade launcher attached to the front. Two prototypes are dispatched to join up with Magos Klank's force.
+Scouts report large ghoul activity on the southern border with Mexico, BoSHC orders the construction of a large wall to keep them out.

This is also my going to bed post, BOSHC is offline from now on. Diplomacy is in stasis and no declarations of war may be enacted as per the standard rules <.<
I will however go over any new replies ITT before I go to bed lol.

Talon Company would be willing to lend a company of 1,000 soldiers to help purge the area in exchange for an alliance with BoS and all Floridian territory south of Tampa.

These terms are acceptable and most agreeable <.<

The BoS must mention that it intends to recover all seaworthy vessels and salvage those that are potentially useful, provided that you don't take issue with this then the terms are agreed and it's settled.

The purge will take place upon the succesful graduation of the 2nd Auxiliary battalion, depending on the progress of the Air support this may also be available. Approximately 4-8 months is the timeframe, if you'd like to commence the logistical operation of moving your force to the outskirts of northern eastern florida, the BoS will send several teams of Paladins and potentially some heavy support from the Citadel, as well as massing the Texan Divisions on the southern border of Florida.

In terms of loot share, it's whatever you grab you keep. Although I expect a lot will just be tribal effigies and the like <.<

+++Documentation of Floridian Mutant class: Screamer complete+++


Scrawny human based mutant, definitely the cause of rampant inbreeding. Dies easily as they shun armour and any weaponry beyond powder based weapons. Designated screamers for their 'battle cry' of SOOOOEEEEEEE and grunts. Seems to be the primary source of food for larger mutant freaks, unintelligent and breeding quickly as shown by a spawning ground, Images were deleted as they are not suitable for dissemination. Needless to say it was disgusting.

Threat level: Low, but in larger numbers can result in attempted sodomy. T45-d is proof enough but caution is advised.

+++Message ends+++