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15061
« on: October 13, 2014, 05:58:00 PM »
Either way, keep it out of serious.
By all means post a Creationism discussion thread, but one where you claim that dinosaur bones were hidden there to confuse people is not worth even responding to.
15062
« on: October 13, 2014, 05:56:34 PM »
Alright fellow britbongs, europoors and our friends across the sea <.< Disable your anti-british filters to appreciate this thread in it's entirety. Example of the filter blocking out the image of a cup of tea. For information on how to do so visit this site. www.howtodisabletheantibritbongfilter.comWith that out of the way, you can now enjoy the entirety of the Chav thread. Some soothing music to help set the mood Chav Fights NAH I'M NOT FAKIN KIDDIN BRAV Bouncer Assassination takedown Observe the chav on horseback  Next up: The Anatomy of the Chav Anatomy of the Chav  Article 1, Headwear. Typically the chav will wear either a baseball cap and/or hoodie. For the yanks and europoors among us, that is a hooded jumper or tracksuit. Article 2, Bling. In order to attract a mate* a chav will wear as much shiny fake gold as it is possible to move it. It is not shown on this filthy pleb as it is concealed by his burberry tracksuit. Article 3, The tracksuit. The most ubiquitous of Chav clothing, typically sportswear or other tasteless crap from high street clothing stores. Article 4, The trainers. No chav is complete without a pair of ridiculously overpriced sports trainers, these are an extension of the bling mentioned in article 2. Article 5, The slouch. Very rarely you will ever encounter a Chav walking or standing normally, they are always either doing some kind of moronic swagger that looks like they have defecated themselves or they are just blind drunk at 9 in the morning. They prop themselves up on lampposts, walls, windows and other street furniture to maintain their balance and to "LOOK FOOKIN 'ARD" *A mate can both refer to a spawning partner and an acquaintance who will help you kick old lady's heads in. Comparisons may be drawn between Chav dialect and the particular version of Orkish found in Warhammer 40,000. Here is an example of such an accent. Another interesting thing to note is what Chav stands for, much debate among pseudo-intellectuals on wikipedia and the guardian tries to dispel the idea that it stands for Council Housed and Violent, but anyone with any first hand experience of such degenerate creatures will know that the acronym is entirely correct. Chav reproduction. Little is known about just how Chavs manage to replicate themselves in such large numbers but several credible scientists have again drawn comparison to the Orks of Warhammer 40,000. They reproduce their sheer numbers as a part of their perculiar biology in which they are actually a form of sentient fungal xenos that when killed releases thousands of spores into the air which will eventually grow into other individual orks. The hypothesis is that when a Chav and a Chavette come into contact in the Dole queue, they release the corresponding halves of their spores into the air which combine to produce infectious particles, capable of mutating otherwise pleasant schoolchildren into yet more of their disgusting ilk. The counter point is that by constantly feeding them benefits they are able to spend all day fornicating and as they are too stupid to use contraception they reproduce at a rate comparable to rodents. This information has been brought to you by the Campaign for the Extermination of all Chav Inbred Lifeforms. Or CECIL.  For more information on how to properly counter the virulent threat of the chav menace, please keep your eyes peeled for the update to the Original Post.
15063
« on: October 13, 2014, 04:43:48 PM »
Jesus christ.
Poor little brat.
15064
« on: October 13, 2014, 04:37:15 PM »
You could hold a similar discussion if you like, I locked that one because it was bait.
Feel free to make a Creationism thread in serious though, just don't fill it with nonsense about all the fossils being planted in the ground to fool people.
Are you really implying Santa didn't plant dinosaur bones in the Earth, while disguised as an alien, to fool mankind?
ye
15065
« on: October 13, 2014, 04:11:34 PM »
It's great to see you again <.<
When did you go orange?
About a week and a bit ago I think <.< It's been a very long week though, time has crawled by >.>
15066
« on: October 13, 2014, 04:10:46 PM »
You could hold a similar discussion if you like, I locked that one because it was bait.
Feel free to make a Creationism thread in serious though, just don't fill it with nonsense about all the fossils being planted in the ground to fool people.
15067
« on: October 13, 2014, 04:08:17 PM »
It's great to see you again <.<
15068
« on: October 13, 2014, 04:07:14 PM »
What is a nan?
Grandmother.
Oh, why would he care about that?
I can't speak for Meta, but generally people don't want to upset their Grandmothers >_>
15069
« on: October 13, 2014, 04:05:51 PM »
Posting bad bait in the serious forum gets it called out.
Post that shit in the Flood where it's permitted.
15070
« on: October 13, 2014, 04:03:13 PM »
What is a nan?
Grandmother.
15071
« on: October 13, 2014, 04:01:21 PM »
You can discuss Evolution and Creationism without resorting to low quality bait.
15072
« on: October 13, 2014, 03:58:36 PM »
#2. Cool it guys, I don't want to wake up to jimmie rustling.
15073
« on: October 13, 2014, 03:57:56 PM »
#1. You commie Bas-Tud.  (Nameplate 2)
15074
« on: October 13, 2014, 06:10:10 AM »
Only 70-80% of britbongs?
That's sad.
15075
« on: October 13, 2014, 03:06:30 AM »
15076
« on: October 13, 2014, 02:06:11 AM »
Milk fat, oil, whey, and whatever emulsifiers the brand uses. You can actually blame the Swiss for this, as some douche from Switzerland invented processed cheese.
are you telling me that american cheese is a swiss cheese
Made by a swiss guy, but nothing like swiss cheese.
15077
« on: October 13, 2014, 02:02:08 AM »
God no, it's called plastic cheese for a reason .-.
15078
« on: October 13, 2014, 01:58:32 AM »
The Raid/The Raid 2
11/10 for violence, even that just doesn't cut it. And it's clean violence too, none of that depraved shit whatsoever.
Gran Torino
A masterpiece.
The Hannibal films (Anthony Hopkins)
'Nuff said.
Braindead or Dead Alive if you country is full of wusses.
Buckets and buckets of gore, very funny and also crude.
And last, but by no means least...
American Psycho.
I fucking love that film.
15079
« on: October 12, 2014, 07:23:41 PM »
Broke my own video link <_<
GG, Mr. Techpriest.
At this rate I'm going to have to hang up my red dressing gown >: (
I can't speak Binary, my computer has gremlins and the router is being shitty, and now I cannot even into youtube embed.
Bugger.
For God's sake don't try embedding a Youtube video that starts at a certain time.
Nah, I just put [img] instead of [youtube]
15080
« on: October 12, 2014, 07:20:22 PM »
Broke my own video link <_<
GG, Mr. Techpriest.
At this rate I'm going to have to hang up my red dressing gown >: ( I can't speak Binary, my computer has gremlins and the router is being shitty, and now I cannot even into youtube embed. Bugger.
15081
« on: October 12, 2014, 06:55:01 PM »
Broke my own video link <_<
15082
« on: October 12, 2014, 06:48:11 PM »
++Deploying knife-crime division++ ++Authorising the use of tactical wheelie bins++ Put the weapon down Meta, there's no need for a bongarong in public.
15083
« on: October 12, 2014, 06:38:28 PM »
None can stand before the SPPEEEEESSSSS MEEEHREEEENSSSS
15084
« on: October 12, 2014, 07:32:43 AM »
Maybe if Syria's adults had some common sense the children would be fine.
Yes, but clearly blowing each other up is more important than a bright future for the children.
15085
« on: October 12, 2014, 07:29:10 AM »
I've always thought how is Satan such a bad being if all he does is punish bad people?
Not to mention he was sent to hell in the first place for asking for equal rights for God's slaves.
15086
« on: October 12, 2014, 07:27:33 AM »
Where did you go? It better have not been the shithole known as London.
London, Kent and surroundings.
London, what you expect:
What you get:
It's not like that everywhere. You must just go to shit areas.
Lies! Don't fall for this Muslamic propaganda! D: London is a warzone .-.
15087
« on: October 12, 2014, 07:05:38 AM »
It's eleven O'bong you lazy git.
Yup and I'm still awake. Although it's 1bong now.
15088
« on: October 12, 2014, 07:04:58 AM »
Only with friends, It's a waste of breath to try and coordinate with randoms in Battlefield.
Don't you actually need friends first?
OHHHHH! In yo face!
Just kidding, you're my friend and not just because of your booty.
._.
15089
« on: October 12, 2014, 02:49:44 AM »
Only with friends, It's a waste of breath to try and coordinate with randoms in Battlefield.
15090
« on: October 12, 2014, 02:32:52 AM »
Oh and meta ur an fgt
:^)
Greetings, Ur!
 Greetings, Mortal.
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