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14791
« on: October 20, 2014, 08:48:45 AM »
14792
« on: October 20, 2014, 08:47:36 AM »
14793
« on: October 20, 2014, 08:44:32 AM »
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FOR THE GREATER GOOD!
Weaboo space commie shill pls go
Aaaand fixed. Your tech heresy has screwed with my circuits already ._.
soulless automata burn in hell
John Connor birthday best day of my lofe
Reported. Message sent to Fabricator General.
Enjoy your lobotomisation, meatbag.
Nice try, Methew. Can't lobotomize me, EIDF.
 Meatbags go to hell Judgement day best day of my life
14795
« on: October 20, 2014, 08:38:30 AM »
14796
« on: October 20, 2014, 08:38:07 AM »
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FOR THE GREATER GOOD!
Weaboo space commie shill pls go
Aaaand fixed. Your tech heresy has screwed with my circuits already ._.
soulless automata burn in hell
John Connor birthday best day of my lofe
Reported. Message sent to Fabricator General. Enjoy your lobotomisation, meatbag.
14797
« on: October 20, 2014, 08:36:58 AM »
14798
« on: October 20, 2014, 08:25:29 AM »
I watch animus, but I'm not a weeb <.<
You better be serious nagger, we don't take kindly to weebs around these parts.
Reported to Mr. P, enjoy your 3 month castration you weeb.
what if i told you. I don't have a winky
Inb4
Those things are so tasty.
Indeed, all the sweeter because no Yank will ever be able to buy one ;o;
14799
« on: October 20, 2014, 08:24:52 AM »
I watch animus, but I'm not a weeb <.<
You better be serious nagger, we don't take kindly to weebs around these parts.
Reported to Mr. P, enjoy your 3 month castration you weeb.
what if i told you. I don't have a winky
Anal castration.
Trust a ponyfoman to come up with something like that. You meatbags...
14800
« on: October 20, 2014, 08:23:14 AM »
I watch animus, but I'm not a weeb <.<
You better be serious nagger, we don't take kindly to weebs around these parts.
Reported to Mr. P, enjoy your 3 month castration you weeb.
what if i told you. I don't have a winky
Inb4
14801
« on: October 20, 2014, 08:22:27 AM »
Do I have to use Hexadecimal when I use numbers?
That one is down to personal choice.
14802
« on: October 20, 2014, 08:20:50 AM »
I watch animus, but I'm not a weeb <.<
You better be serious nagger, we don't take kindly to weebs around these parts.
I'm as serious as this face. 
14803
« on: October 20, 2014, 08:17:01 AM »
What am I even reading.
How to Techpriest.
What even is a Techpriest? >_>
It's a 40K thing, my Avatars are mostly Techpriest pictures. Apart from the animu bloke and the eye.
Where is anime bloke from? Don't tell me you too are a filthy weeb. D:
It's Kaiki Deishuu from the Monogatari series <.< About the most dour person I have ever seen, and brilliantly funny because of it >.> I watch animus, but I'm not a weeb <.<
14804
« on: October 20, 2014, 08:14:37 AM »
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FOR THE GREATER GOOD!
Weaboo space commie shill pls go Aaaand fixed. Your tech heresy has screwed with my circuits already ._.
14805
« on: October 20, 2014, 08:13:57 AM »
What am I even reading.
How to Techpriest.
What even is a Techpriest? >_>
It's a 40K thing, my Avatars are mostly Techpriest pictures. Apart from the animu bloke and the eye.
14806
« on: October 20, 2014, 08:13:26 AM »
OP is an RPing nerdlord.
 ur an fgt
14807
« on: October 20, 2014, 08:12:34 AM »
What am I even reading.
How to Techpriest.
14808
« on: October 20, 2014, 08:09:52 AM »
I've got 0b1100011 problems but the Machine Spirits are not 0b1.  Greetings Meatbags, today begins the first lesson in Technotheological rites and maintenance. Now, the first thing a meatbag like yourself has to learn to accept is the inherent superiority of the machine. Can your miserable rotting organics fire 3000 rounds per minute of 30mm? I think not. Can you switch between Thermal, UV and Standard imaging? I think not. Most of you simply use the machine as a chariot for your morbidly obese nurgle worshipping forms, without even the simplest obsequience to it's poor machine spirit. Once you have accepted the divinity of the machine, you can move onto learning the 16 universal truths. Spoiler The Mysteries
01. Life is directed motion.
02. The spirit is the spark of life.
03. Sentience is the ability to learn the value of knowledge.
04. Intellect is the understanding of knowledge.
05. Sentience is the basest form of Intellect.
06. Understanding is the True Path to Comprehension.
07. Comprehension is the key to all things.
08. The Omnissiah knows all, comprehends all.
The Warnings
09. [Redacted]
10. The soul is the conscience of sentience.
11. A soul can be bestowed only by the Omnissiah.
12. [Redacted]
13. The knowledge of the ancients stands beyond question.
14. The Machine Spirit guards the knowledge of the Ancients.
15. Flesh is fallible, but ritual honours the Machine Spirit.
16. To break with ritual is to break with faith.
Two of these have been redacted for Dogmatic incorrectness, Artificial Intelligence is the Omnissiah's divine will made into reality and as such must be strived for. Now to introduce you meatbags into the two most simple rites that any menial can perform to resolve the problems of the machine spirit. The Rite of Percussive Maintenance Step 1: Light three incense candles, one of petroleum (The Energy) one of WD40 (The Movement) and one of Omega-3 Oil (The Intelligence) Step 2: Beseeching the Machine Spirit, speak these holy words 'I swear to the Omnissiah, if you don't start working right now...' Step 3: Assuming that the Machine Spirit remains fickle and uncooperative, commence the percussive maintenance. Strike the body casing to remove the strains and static electricity confounding it's divine circuits. Repeat until said Spirit is appeased. The trick is to not strike too hard as it may damage the machine and that would be Tech-Heresy which is punishable by lobotomisation. The Rite of Reawakening Should a piece of delicate machinery be unsuited for the more rugged approach of the previous rite, then you should attempt the Rite of Reawakening. Step 1: Light three incense candles, one of petroleum (The Energy) one of WD40 (The Movement) and one of Omega-3 Oil (The Intelligence) Step 2: Beseech the Machine Spirit with the following phrase 'Please just work, I'll update your Drivers and clean the dust filters if you do.' Step 3: Commence the sedation of the machine via the appropriate off button. Step 4: Make a cup of sanctified liquid (Tea) and return to said machine. Step 5: Reawaken the Machine and if it works then you must follow through with your promises to prevent further trouble. This has been a Meatbag sermon delivered by Magos Psychologis, Ayatollah of the Tech-Temple located in Britbongistan. If any of you have questions regarding Technotheology then please do send forth the correct form for internal cogitation.
14809
« on: October 20, 2014, 07:48:27 AM »
What the fuck does the "watched" under my name mean
[NSA Intensifies] It's because of a warning you have received at some point.
14810
« on: October 20, 2014, 07:45:58 AM »
14811
« on: October 20, 2014, 06:35:50 AM »
Hmmmmm
Just a friendly reminder, nothing official but try to keep this clean >.>
It's an interesting discussion that for once hasn't completely degenerated into flaming, I'd like to see it remain that way >.>
There's no keeping it clean with ignorant savages apologizing and trying to justify slavery.
My ancestors got rid of widespread slavery 2,500 years ago, not to mention the slaves were more like servants who were treated humanely and were not picked for their skin color, and freeing slaves was regarded as one of the best things you could do. America got rid of it some centuries ago and still has people who think slavery was good.
I'm just not getting into it with Cam who's basically a broken record, Kinder who calls anybody who disagrees with him a Communist and "libtard", and any other inbred southern trash who wants to "discuss" this.
You can tell people the truth all you like, it's up to them to accept it. And when they don't want to and don't have an open mind, it's a colossal waste of time. I have far better things to do.
Hmm, I don't particularly wish to be drawn into this but I will say that I agree with you. Slavery is utterly wrong, and I would laugh in the face of anyone who tries to justify it.
I can't say I know enough about the causes of the US civil war to say who was explicitly in the right but the thing that stands out to me the most is that the North was freeing slaves and the south wanted to keep them. From an outside moral point of view, I'd side with the Union over it. If people want to nitpick and shoot over the things they deem to be the true cause of the war then that's the prerogative but yes, those who were freeing slaves and those who were keeping them... it's really not hard to see who is in the wrong.
http://livescience.com/13673-civil-war-anniversary-myths.html
Here's a good link with the facts.
Ah well there we go, thank you <.<
14812
« on: October 20, 2014, 06:27:22 AM »
Mr Spock can be his second in command and Dr McCoy can be the doctor that does experiments on people.
Like Mengele? He was a cheerful chap.
Drowned while taking a swim too.
Hmm, not the worst way he deserved to go but still worse than most <.<
He deserved worse, but doing that to him would not make us any better than he was.
I'm afraid that is where I would have to disagree <_<
But I get your point.
It's what my professor on ethics and philosophy said during the first class of the year. "How tolerant of intolerance should and can we be" is one of the most basic philosophical questions about human interaction and society.
What was the answer? <.< (I suck shit at philosophy, so that's probably the wrong question to ask >.>)
14813
« on: October 20, 2014, 06:23:13 AM »
Mr Spock can be his second in command and Dr McCoy can be the doctor that does experiments on people.
Like Mengele? He was a cheerful chap.
Drowned while taking a swim too.
Hmm, not the worst way he deserved to go but still worse than most <.<
He deserved worse, but doing that to him would not make us any better than he was.
I'm afraid that is where I would have to disagree <_< But I get your point.
14814
« on: October 20, 2014, 06:22:04 AM »
Slavery apologists pls go
Same with people who think Lincoln did anything good instead of acknowledging he was a horrible criminal.
So he did nothing good at all?
Notta.
So the emancipation proclamation was a bad thing? I'm not trying to play semantics here, but that's not a massive leap of logic from your statements.
14815
« on: October 20, 2014, 06:21:14 AM »
Hmmmmm
Just a friendly reminder, nothing official but try to keep this clean >.>
It's an interesting discussion that for once hasn't completely degenerated into flaming, I'd like to see it remain that way >.>
There's no keeping it clean with ignorant savages apologizing and trying to justify slavery.
My ancestors got rid of widespread slavery 2,500 years ago, not to mention the slaves were more like servants who were treated humanely and were not picked for their skin color, and freeing slaves was regarded as one of the best things you could do. America got rid of it some centuries ago and still has people who think slavery was good.
I'm just not getting into it with Cam who's basically a broken record, Kinder who calls anybody who disagrees with him a Communist and "libtard", and any other inbred southern trash who wants to "discuss" this.
You can tell people the truth all you like, it's up to them to accept it. And when they don't want to and don't have an open mind, it's a colossal waste of time. I have far better things to do.
Hmm, I don't particularly wish to be drawn into this but I will say that I agree with you. Slavery is utterly wrong, and I would laugh in the face of anyone who tries to justify it. I can't say I know enough about the causes of the US civil war to say who was explicitly in the right but the thing that stands out to me the most is that the North was freeing slaves and the south wanted to keep them. From an outside moral point of view, I'd side with the Union over it. If people want to nitpick and shoot over the things they deem to be the true cause of the war then that's the prerogative but yes, those who were freeing slaves and those who were keeping them... it's really not hard to see who is in the wrong.
14816
« on: October 20, 2014, 06:15:07 AM »
Mr Spock can be his second in command and Dr McCoy can be the doctor that does experiments on people.
Like Mengele? He was a cheerful chap.
Drowned while taking a swim too.
Hmm, not the worst way he deserved to go but still worse than most <.<
14817
« on: October 20, 2014, 06:00:17 AM »
Hmmmmm
Just a friendly reminder, nothing official but try to keep this clean >.>
It's an interesting discussion that for once hasn't completely degenerated into flaming, I'd like to see it remain that way >.>
14818
« on: October 20, 2014, 05:47:48 AM »
Slavery apologists pls go
Same with people who think Lincoln did anything good instead of acknowledging he was a horrible criminal.
So he did nothing good at all?
14819
« on: October 20, 2014, 05:46:02 AM »
Mr Spock can be his second in command and Dr McCoy can be the doctor that does experiments on people.
Like Mengele? He was a cheerful chap.
14820
« on: October 20, 2014, 05:45:09 AM »
Whilst the last bit made about as much sense as attacking moscow in wintertime, the reason I do the jimmy edits is because it's easier (Well not literally) to just lightheartedly remove the problem/end the argument without breaking out the heavier tools.
I don't think that slapping everyone with Bans/warnings for the slightest thing is a good idea, so if something can be resolved with the gorilla... why not? >.>
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