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The Flood / Re: Look what I found!
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:28:27 AM »
Fuck a duck, this entire thread needs the Gorilla apparently.

.-.

Then again, I laughed a fair bit and as long as nobody seems to be slicing and dicing themselves up over this I'll count it as banter <.<

If you disagree and would like to see the Space Gorilla deployed, please post the navy seal copypasta below.
Considering RC foams at the mouth with autism induced down-syndrome, I say take him out back and out him out of his misery

You know, in civilised Europe we don't shoot our sick and vulnerable. We give them free healthcare.
Except RC isn't even human

Same goes for animals you know.
There's simply no fixing stupid

But going Ol' yeller on everyone who isn't an Ubermenschen isn't the way to solve it .-.
And RC isn't an idiot, he just shitposts incessantly.

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The Flood / Re: Look what I found!
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:26:17 AM »
Fuck a duck, this entire thread needs the Gorilla apparently.

.-.

Then again, I laughed a fair bit and as long as nobody seems to be slicing and dicing themselves up over this I'll count it as banter <.<

If you disagree and would like to see the Space Gorilla deployed, please post the navy seal copypasta below.


Hahaha what the fuck?
Is that shopped? .-.

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The Flood / Re: Look what I found!
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:25:47 AM »
Fuck a duck, this entire thread needs the Gorilla apparently.

.-.

Then again, I laughed a fair bit and as long as nobody seems to be slicing and dicing themselves up over this I'll count it as banter <.<

If you disagree and would like to see the Space Gorilla deployed, please post the navy seal copypasta below.
Considering RC foams at the mouth with autism induced down-syndrome, I say take him out back and out him out of his misery

You know, in civilised Europe we don't shoot our sick and vulnerable. We give them free healthcare.
Except RC isn't even human

Same goes for animals you know.

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The Flood / Re: So, uh, bad night I guess
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:22:18 AM »
Damn, really sorry to hear that :l

You did the right thing though, you gave it, or at least tried to give it, a quick and clean death.
It didn't work out perfectly, but you did the right thing.

Try not to beat yourself up over it too much, I know that it's going to eat away at you but you were doing it a kindness.

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The Flood / Re: Look what I found!
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:20:32 AM »
Fuck a duck, this entire thread needs the Gorilla apparently.

.-.

Then again, I laughed a fair bit and as long as nobody seems to be slicing and dicing themselves up over this I'll count it as banter <.<

If you disagree and would like to see the Space Gorilla deployed, please post the navy seal copypasta below.
Considering RC foams at the mouth with autism induced down-syndrome, I say take him out back and out him out of his misery

You know, in civilised Europe we don't shoot our sick and vulnerable. We give them free healthcare.

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The Flood / Re: Look what I found!
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:18:51 AM »
Oh and Kinder is from a different herd of Horsemen by the way.



Note the distinction in attire patterns, one typical of a yank and the other of a well dressed britbong.

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The Flood / Re: Look what I found!
« on: October 25, 2014, 09:16:50 AM »
Fuck a duck, this entire thread needs the Gorilla apparently.

.-.

Then again, I laughed a fair bit and as long as nobody seems to be slicing and dicing themselves up over this I'll count it as banter <.<

If you disagree and would like to see the Space Gorilla deployed, please post the navy seal copypasta below.

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YouTube


Place your speakers against the wall, and play this <_<

Or go with Rick Roll, everybody loves a Rick Roll.

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The Flood / Re: What would your post count be if....
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:32:28 AM »
It's probably close to 10,000 but I'm not sure really.

I post on here roughly as much as I did on B.net and possibly more, and I was only really active for a year and a half on there after lurking and occasionally posting. So 10,000 would be a generous estimate <.<

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Serious / Re: It's happening: AI Edition.
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:27:22 AM »
Now Google needs to invent holograms so the A.I can have physical avatars.
i think i should inform you that volumetric holograms already exist

Wait really? o.O
Tupac hologram?

I thought that was just a 2D one though <.<
The Tupac and Vocaloid holograms, whilst really fracking impressive, are still just images projected onto a gigantic screen of glass iirc >.>
If you take 2 bowls(w/ one having a hole cut out on top) that have a mirrored surface, and you put an object in the center, you will get a hologram of that object(provided you're at the right distance/angle). Put a circular/multifaced screen, then refine this and I don't see why you shouldn't be able to have a hologram that isn't projected onto a surface.

If this works and someone copyrights it, I will kill them.

I actually have one of those <.<
It's a little UFO shaped dish with a coloured ball inside that produces a mirage hologram effect in the centre of the hole >.>

It's just not quite like an AI hologram yet lol.

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Septagon / Re: PSA - How moderation, warnings, reports and bans work
« on: October 25, 2014, 08:25:34 AM »
Seems pretty obvious, but in the light of recent events probably not obvious enough.

Indeed, I thought that this was all fairly obvious and self explanatory but apparently a few members either simply want something to moan about or didn't understand it <.<
Problem is that those who have to read this probably won't.

Indeed, but then I can just link them to it and save myself the bother of explaning it to them for the fifteenth time in a row .-.

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The Flood / Re: Senior Quote
« on: October 24, 2014, 08:57:21 PM »
'The last one of you alive will find out where the treasure is buried.'

That could provide some amusement >_>

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever tried freezing fruit?
« on: October 24, 2014, 08:45:50 PM »
No... I do however, soak fruit in grain and refrigerate it.

Grain?
It's essentially ethanol

Good lord .-.
That shit isn't much weaker than hospital soap .-.

Please for the love of allah, shrek and the omnissiah tell me that people don't drink that stuff. Ever.
Back in my high school days, one of my friends would drink that stuff all the time.

Does he suffer from any blindness, liver failure or brain damage? .-.

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Serious / Re: In other news, the UK will now be leaving the EU.
« on: October 24, 2014, 08:45:10 PM »
Doesn't the Fourth Reich just suck all of the tax dollars out of it's member states? Can't say I blame people in the UK for wanting to leave.

Not quite, the UK pays something like £54 Million a day to the EU but as a proportion of the overall GDP of the UK that's pittance (About $3 trillion GDP)

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Serious / Re: In other news, the UK will now be leaving the EU.
« on: October 24, 2014, 08:43:09 PM »
I'm sure that paying it won't be any trouble for the UK, but it will certainly leave a dent in the budget.

Aren't we still in some sort of deficit? That's sure to cut the UK some slack.

Not to mention the bailing out of lesser-EU states (not to say they're any worse of course, but Greece and the PI_S don't have a strong economy). It seems that EU is just getting grumpy because we voted "No" for something a year or so ago and got demoted to some sort of lower status in one of the many unknown but important EU councils we have.

(My memory has failed me terribly as to what it was all about; I blame how dull the EU political stuff is sometimes)

Sort of, but as I understand it most economies function in a deficit <.<
Meta would know more though <.<

And that's quite likely, I do remember the UK saying 'lol no' to something and them throwing a hissy fit <.<

But it certainly does seem unfair that we go through all the austerity measures and finally get the country growing again and France does fuck all to improve things and they are the ones getting a rebate.

*grinds teeth*

*sigh*

The EU could have been quite something, but instead it's just a bureaucratic nightmare ._.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever tried freezing fruit?
« on: October 24, 2014, 08:26:23 PM »
No... I do however, soak fruit in grain and refrigerate it.

Grain?
It's essentially ethanol

Good lord .-.
That shit isn't much weaker than hospital soap .-.

Please for the love of allah, shrek and the omnissiah tell me that people don't drink that stuff. Ever.
I usually just use it to stiffen up some of my weaker (but damn tasty) attic made, rather insane, unorthodox mixed drinks... but... people are known to occasionally drink it straight.

Good lord .-.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever tried freezing fruit?
« on: October 24, 2014, 08:23:53 PM »
No... I do however, soak fruit in grain and refrigerate it.

Grain?
It's essentially ethanol

Good lord .-.
That shit isn't much weaker than hospital soap .-.

Please for the love of allah, shrek and the omnissiah tell me that people don't drink that stuff. Ever.

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Serious / Re: In other news, the UK will now be leaving the EU.
« on: October 24, 2014, 08:22:48 PM »
News just in, David Cameron says he ain't paying the tab.

No, seriously.

This should be interesting.

They can't really threaten Britain with much.

"Oh, you're going to kick us out of the EU? We were totally gonna do that anyway"

Yeah, it really does seem like quite the 'No frack you' situation. If they go for sanctions then the UK will have even more reason to leave. I've been quite the pro-EU chap for a long time, but they really have some incompetent feckers running the show.

Even though this surcharge isn't anything out of the ordinary, and the UK has previously had rebates through the same system, the sheer tactlessness of the timing staggering.
It would make more sense if they allowed them to pay in installments at the very least, but no, gotta scrounge it all up by December.

Hell, I'm not certain my Uni funding will entirely last me to then. How the hell is D.C. gonna pull 1.7bn out of his arse in that time?

I'm sure that paying it won't be any trouble for the UK, but it will certainly leave a dent in the budget.

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The Flood / Re: Cannabis is Superior to Alcohol
« on: October 24, 2014, 08:18:54 PM »
Ah there is no need now <.<

My faith in medicine paid off and a short course of Vitamin D giga-dose boosters and then a longer course of supplements has resolved most of my joint problems <.<

The moral of the story is that if you ever end up housebound, you should still sit outside as much as you can lol >.>

A glass of beer high in hops is good for the bones, and yes sun is a very good thing. Helps vitamin D absorption. Do you drink whole milk every day?

Ah well alcohol is another thing that is haram, I say that jokingly of course but I won't be drinking that ever either. It really doesn't react well with my prescription either, people tend to have the unfortunate habit of being hospitalized that way <.<

Indeed <.<
Semi-Skimmed, Whole is too creamlike for me and it doesn't work so well with Tea >.>
Skimmed is disgusting though, it's like sour water ._.

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever tried freezing fruit?
« on: October 24, 2014, 08:16:29 PM »
No... I do however, soak fruit in grain and refrigerate it.

Grain?

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The Flood / Re: Have you ever tried freezing fruit?
« on: October 24, 2014, 08:16:10 PM »
So what... Do you chew the frozen fruit or something? Because that's not good for your teeth.

Pretty much <.<

It's really quite nice with berries, they aren't crunchy they just burst and melt in your gob >.>
Like I said though, apples did not work well <.<

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Serious / Re: In other news, the UK will now be leaving the EU.
« on: October 24, 2014, 08:10:54 PM »
News just in, David Cameron says he ain't paying the tab.

No, seriously.

This should be interesting.

They can't really threaten Britain with much.

"Oh, you're going to kick us out of the EU? We were totally gonna do that anyway"

Yeah, it really does seem like quite the 'No fuck you' situation. If they go for sanctions then the UK will have even more reason to leave. I've been quite the pro-EU chap for a long time, but they really have some incompetent feckers running the show.

Even though this surcharge isn't anything out of the ordinary, and the UK has previously had rebates through the same system, the sheer tactlessness of the timing staggering.

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The Flood / Re: Cannabis is Superior to Alcohol
« on: October 24, 2014, 08:08:28 PM »

Have you ever tried cannabis before?

Nope and I never will. I'm not opposed to others using it, within reason, but it's not for me.

I hope you try it once. It might be really beneficial for you.

Ah there is no need now <.<

My faith in medicine paid off and a short course of Vitamin D giga-dose boosters and then a longer course of supplements has resolved most of my joint problems <.<

The moral of the story is that if you ever end up housebound, you should still sit outside as much as you can lol >.>

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The Flood / Re: Cannabis is Superior to Alcohol
« on: October 24, 2014, 08:01:52 PM »

Have you ever tried cannabis before?

Nope and I never will. I'm not opposed to others using it, within reason, but it's not for me.

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Serious / Re: In other news, the UK will now be leaving the EU.
« on: October 24, 2014, 07:58:50 PM »
News just in, David Cameron says he ain't paying the tab.

No, seriously.

This should be interesting.

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The Flood / Re: Are sales jobs even worth it?
« on: October 24, 2014, 07:56:39 PM »
Every job is worth it if you're unemployed.

I get your point... but... Insurance. Salesman.

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The Flood / Re: Are sales jobs even worth it?
« on: October 24, 2014, 07:55:02 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Cannabis is Superior to Alcohol
« on: October 24, 2014, 07:54:21 PM »
I'm quite happy with neither <.<

Do you use caffeine or any prescription drugs?

We have been down this road before, but yes.
I can't drink any strong caffeine though, because of the prescription. Nor alcohol or any other drug for that matter >.>

The tiny bit in tea is fine though.

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The Flood / Re: Are sales jobs even worth it?
« on: October 24, 2014, 07:52:14 PM »
There is desperate and then there is insurance sales.

I honestly would rather work in McDolans than try to sell people shit like that.

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The Flood / Have you ever tried freezing fruit?
« on: October 24, 2014, 07:47:04 PM »
And then eating it? >.>

I quite enjoy it, it works really well with blueberries and grapes too <.<
Apples... ehh, probably won't be doing that again.

And I would recommend having some bread nearby for if you ice your teeth too much >.>

Anyone ever tried doing this?

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