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13801
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:37:50 PM »
Jesus.
this thread is talking about meeting real people
*tips fedora*
He was real though.
i know i'm only rusing :^)
oic lol
13802
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:37:31 PM »
One time I had a dream where I was in an endless black void, and some guy was getting fucking beat to death by some guy/thing with a tomahawk/axe. A bunch of water and some blood gushed out of his face at the end when the axe got embedded into his face when he was on the ground.
I have had my intestines ripped out and eaten by goblins and one time I yelled at my mom and sister for arguing while I was trying to sleep as a kid and they came in and did the same to me, good times.
My dad also used to eat me sometimes.
The world would sometimes fold and curve into the sky dumping me into the lake where I'd be eaten by sharks. Sometimes I would be driving and crash into the lake and be eaten by sharks.
I once had to fight in a boxing ring against some giant furry blue monster in my bedroom.
Normally there'd be a monster under my bed making it impossible for me to leave the room, although a few times I jumped through the door and far enough into the hallway to safety.
One time I got to meet 3 dudes that claimed they were the basis for all the monsters I've ever faced in my nightmares. Enlightening and weird.
Disembodied heads in my blankets. Not for a second.
Darth Maul was outside in the garden once. I don't remember it, but my mom professes I cried to her about it for a day.
Darth Vader and his Stormtroopers would also commonly invade my school or house.
I also was killed by a Necromorph stabbing me through the heart, then time rewinded and I punched the shit out of it. I was then being chased by a couple hundred regular ones and some 60 feet tall ones. Very good
There was some Omen like shit a couple months back I can't remember too well now, but in the dream I remembered the hotel/building I was in for some reason.
Airsoft guns don't work as well as real guns, I learned this the hard way.
Having my friend spaze out on an elevator with no rails while lost in some facility, and he pulled me off and I got to experience what it feels like to fall to your death. I didn't like it.
A Xenomorph was in bedroom and tried to kill me, I ran outside and we became friends and he told me he'd use a machine to wake me up. Pretty cool guy.
Can remember being shot like 50 times by .22 rifles, was very disturbing.
Got to watch my dad murder my mom and run off with her body and my imaginary younger sister when I got out of the car to try and help he drove off. I then sat down on the pavement and cried horribly wondering what to do next. Then I woke up. That was really fucking awkward and traumatic. Please never again.
Ach mein gott .-.
You seem to have some... unpleasant dreams... to say the least .-.
I have some good ones, it's just the bad ones that are the most memorable and fun to tell. I've convinced my friends that if I could remember all the details from my dreams that I would be an artistic master and great at horror stories.
Indeed .-.
I can still vaguely remember all the amazingly beautiful alien fish that I'll never be able to remember detailed enough to draw. They were like nothing I've ever seen, but I can't really remember how.
Damn my dream consciousness for being better than my real-life consciousness in just about every way imaginable.
I really hate that :l When you can see such vivid and creative things in your sleep but as you wake up they slowly decay from memory. Well I couldn't draw them anyway lol but it's frustrating nonetheless.
13803
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:36:38 PM »
The most recent dream I remember, came out of a nightmare. Nightmare I had in the hospital while I was up and recovering. I remember extremely little about my dreams, and really, maybe once, or twice in a year, I remember one vividly. Anywho, this one was vivid enough that I used it as a location in one of my stories.
:l Well at least something good came of it then.
13804
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:34:06 PM »
Jesus.
this thread is talking about meeting real people
*tips fedora*
He was real though.
13805
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:31:48 PM »
One time I had a dream where I was in an endless black void, and some guy was getting fucking beat to death by some guy/thing with a tomahawk/axe. A bunch of water and some blood gushed out of his face at the end when the axe got embedded into his face when he was on the ground.
I have had my intestines ripped out and eaten by goblins and one time I yelled at my mom and sister for arguing while I was trying to sleep as a kid and they came in and did the same to me, good times.
My dad also used to eat me sometimes.
The world would sometimes fold and curve into the sky dumping me into the lake where I'd be eaten by sharks. Sometimes I would be driving and crash into the lake and be eaten by sharks.
I once had to fight in a boxing ring against some giant furry blue monster in my bedroom.
Normally there'd be a monster under my bed making it impossible for me to leave the room, although a few times I jumped through the door and far enough into the hallway to safety.
One time I got to meet 3 dudes that claimed they were the basis for all the monsters I've ever faced in my nightmares. Enlightening and weird.
Disembodied heads in my blankets. Not for a second.
Darth Maul was outside in the garden once. I don't remember it, but my mom professes I cried to her about it for a day.
Darth Vader and his Stormtroopers would also commonly invade my school or house.
I also was killed by a Necromorph stabbing me through the heart, then time rewinded and I punched the shit out of it. I was then being chased by a couple hundred regular ones and some 60 feet tall ones. Very good
There was some Omen like shit a couple months back I can't remember too well now, but in the dream I remembered the hotel/building I was in for some reason.
Airsoft guns don't work as well as real guns, I learned this the hard way.
Having my friend spaze out on an elevator with no rails while lost in some facility, and he pulled me off and I got to experience what it feels like to fall to your death. I didn't like it.
A Xenomorph was in bedroom and tried to kill me, I ran outside and we became friends and he told me he'd use a machine to wake me up. Pretty cool guy.
Can remember being shot like 50 times by .22 rifles, was very disturbing.
Got to watch my dad murder my mom and run off with her body and my imaginary younger sister when I got out of the car to try and help he drove off. I then sat down on the pavement and cried horribly wondering what to do next. Then I woke up. That was really fucking awkward and traumatic. Please never again.
Ach mein gott .-.
You seem to have some... unpleasant dreams... to say the least .-.
I have some good ones, it's just the bad ones that are the most memorable and fun to tell. I've convinced my friends that if I could remember all the details from my dreams that I would be an artistic master and great at horror stories.
Indeed .-.
13806
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:30:52 PM »
ろまじ わ-る いん ぜそ すれど
Romaji wa-ru in zeso suredo
inb4もおん ろおん
もおん ろおんもおん ろおんもおん ろおんもおん ろおんもおん ろおんもおん ろおんもおん ろおんもおん ろおん
Moon Rune! moon rune etc. etc.
ふく ゆ いふ ゆ ゆそ ぐ-がる とらんすれいと
Fuck you if you yuso gu-garu toransureito
Here you go fagets I made the letters into words I understand some things but I'm confused in the others like what the title is saying
Re: ねこ いと いす たいむ と づある
Sexy cat time to doaru?
Also I think he's saying in the end if your Yuno I think he called him a nigger I think it's true because Gaysai is a nigger
Kekkity
Alrighty it says
Neko, it is time to duel.
Romaji war in this thread
inb4Moonroons= Inb4 moon runes spam.
fuck you if you use google translate
あ そですか？ けく い あげれえ と でる よう い うぃる ぶりんぐ ぐれあて
ほの と ふぁもおれえ
おほ あ はいぶりど ぽすと えい？ ぶと い とらんすらてど いと えにわい です。 むちょ ほのる とお ふぁもれえ
13807
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:28:12 PM »
yup that's enough weeb for one day
13808
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:22:52 PM »
ろまじ わ-る いん ぜそ すれど
Romaji wa-ru in zeso suredo
inb4もおん ろおん
もおん ろおんもおん ろおんもおん ろおんもおん ろおんもおん ろおんもおん ろおんもおん ろおんもおん ろおん
Moon Rune! moon rune etc. etc.
ふく ゆ いふ ゆ ゆそ ぐ-がる とらんすれいと
Fuck you if you yuso gu-garu toransureito
Here you go fagets I made the letters into words I understand some things but I'm confused in the others like what the title is saying
Re: ねこ いと いす たいむ と づある
Sexy cat time to doaru?
Also I think he's saying in the end if your Yuno I think he called him a nigger I think it's true because Gaysai is a nigger
Kekkity Alrighty it says Neko, it is time to duel.
Romaji war in this thread
inb4Moonroons= Inb4 moon runes spam.
fuck you if you use google translate
13809
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:20:34 PM »
Romaji I - Ru In- ze its Suredo
inb4 Moon Roon
Moon Roonmoon Roonmoon Roonmoon Roonmoon Roonmoon Roonmoon Roonmoon Roon
Clothes boiled awe boiled Yuso fixture - want and trans Rei
And this ladies and gentlemen, is why I play this game. You can't translate it with google for love nor money 
13810
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:19:38 PM »
I'm going to have to translate this page soon enough.
The joke is that you can't actually translate this shit.
It's only if you can read Hiragana and understand Romaji that you can figure out what it says.
God dammit Psy, teach me your damn chinese runes.
but first you musto rearn some disciprine desu
What next?
Then you have to spend a few years learning it at school <_<
lol
Fack, I don't got time for that. Use Psybeam or something on me.
さいあいあいあいあいあいあいあいあいあいあいいあいあいあいあいあいあいいあいあいあいあいあいいあい あいあいあいあいあいあいあいあいあいいあいあいあいいあいづくづくづくづくづくづく
13811
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:18:04 PM »
One time I had a dream where I was in an endless black void, and some guy was getting fucking beat to death by some guy/thing with a tomahawk/axe. A bunch of water and some blood gushed out of his face at the end when the axe got embedded into his face when he was on the ground.
I have had my intestines ripped out and eaten by goblins and one time I yelled at my mom and sister for arguing while I was trying to sleep as a kid and they came in and did the same to me, good times.
My dad also used to eat me sometimes.
The world would sometimes fold and curve into the sky dumping me into the lake where I'd be eaten by sharks. Sometimes I would be driving and crash into the lake and be eaten by sharks.
I once had to fight in a boxing ring against some giant furry blue monster in my bedroom.
Normally there'd be a monster under my bed making it impossible for me to leave the room, although a few times I jumped through the door and far enough into the hallway to safety.
One time I got to meet 3 dudes that claimed they were the basis for all the monsters I've ever faced in my nightmares. Enlightening and weird.
Disembodied heads in my blankets. Not for a second.
Darth Maul was outside in the garden once. I don't remember it, but my mom professes I cried to her about it for a day.
Darth Vader and his Stormtroopers would also commonly invade my school or house.
I also was killed by a Necromorph stabbing me through the heart, then time rewinded and I punched the shit out of it. I was then being chased by a couple hundred regular ones and some 60 feet tall ones. Very good
There was some Omen like shit a couple months back I can't remember too well now, but in the dream I remembered the hotel/building I was in for some reason.
Airsoft guns don't work as well as real guns, I learned this the hard way.
Having my friend spaze out on an elevator with no rails while lost in some facility, and he pulled me off and I got to experience what it feels like to fall to your death. I didn't like it.
A Xenomorph was in bedroom and tried to kill me, I ran outside and we became friends and he told me he'd use a machine to wake me up. Pretty cool guy.
Can remember being shot like 50 times by .22 rifles, was very disturbing.
Got to watch my dad murder my mom and run off with her body and my imaginary younger sister when I got out of the car to try and help he drove off. I then sat down on the pavement and cried horribly wondering what to do next. Then I woke up. That was really fucking awkward and traumatic. Please never again.
Ach mein gott .-. You seem to have some... unpleasant dreams... to say the least .-.
13812
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:16:28 PM »
I'm going to have to translate this page soon enough.
The joke is that you can't actually translate this shit.
It's only if you can read Hiragana and understand Romaji that you can figure out what it says.
God dammit Psy, teach me your damn chinese runes.
but first you musto rearn some disciprine desu
What next?
Then you have to spend a few years learning it at school <_< lol
13813
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:15:43 PM »
Your botched lobotomy has driven your delusions to a transcended state of incoherence.
Booty
い あむ べこむ いんこひらんと です。 しとぽすた おふ ふお-らむす です。
13814
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:14:10 PM »
Wait what about me and chair?! ö.ô
Chair?
Google translate that shit son I thought you went and Google transalted all of this didn't know it was romaji as well
Hehe, the only bit with Translate was when I was talking to Ember >.>
13815
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:09:54 PM »
I'm going to have to translate this page soon enough.
The joke is that you can't actually translate this shit.
It's only if you can read Hiragana and understand Romaji that you can figure out what it says.
God dammit Psy, teach me your damn chinese runes.
but first you musto rearn some disciprine desu
13816
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:09:25 PM »
Wait what about me and chair?! ö.ô
Chair?
13817
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:08:56 PM »
MONGREL
Pls
QFF DESU
13818
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:08:38 PM »
I'm going to have to translate this page soon enough.
The joke is that you can't actually translate this shit. It's only if you can read Hiragana and understand Romaji that you can figure out what it says.
13819
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:05:39 PM »
ねこ げと ざ ふく いん へえあ
13820
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:04:46 PM »
たわごとポスト
けく です
アッラーフは偉大なり
決して忘れない
13821
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:03:24 PM »
13822
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:02:38 PM »
fucking weaboo faggot.
の です
13823
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:02:01 PM »
13824
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:00:53 PM »
one time i dreamed i was a judge and i convicted a guy guilty of having a weird fetish
Gee I wonder what could have inspired that dream <_<
13825
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:59:52 PM »
ろまじ わ-る いん ぜそ すれど
inb4もおん ろおん
もおん ろおんもおん ろおんもおん ろおんもおん ろおんもおん ろおんもおん ろおんもおん ろおんもおん ろおん
ふく ゆ いふ ゆ ゆそ ぐ-がる とらんすれいと
13826
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:53:38 PM »
13827
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:50:48 PM »
Alrighty flood, time for a dream thread.
Post your dreams/nightmares and any recurring themes for fun.
One thing I've noticed a lot about all of my dreams is that damn near every single one is related to school somehow <_<
Even the zombie apocalypse ones.
I had quite the odd one last night too; it was a mix of a skyrim dungeon, a scouts trip, a school fair and a formula 1 track that was running through the middle of everything.
.-.
13828
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:47:02 PM »
 Just as planned.
13829
« on: November 03, 2014, 09:16:25 PM »
This asshole.
What do I plan to do, you ask?
Upon arrival in Japan, he was immediately taken to Matsuzawa hospital, where examining psychologists all found him to be sane, stating that sexual perversion was the sole motivation for the murder Oh for fucks sake.
13830
« on: November 03, 2014, 08:58:35 PM »
I laughed when I saw the link, I laughed more when I clicked it.
Wot the fuck.
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