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The Flood / Re: Dream thread
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:44:50 PM »
I sometimes draw what I see during the night whilst awake, if that helps. I tend to have hallucinations at times...

Oh my .-.
Is that what supplies your... inspiration... for sangheili anatomy?

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The Flood / Re: ねこ いと いす たいむ と づある
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:43:27 PM »
Reported

Irony

God damn that's two times you've missed the joke today .-.

You mean, YOU missed MY joke!

:P

It's now 6bong in the morning here, I'm allowed to miss jokes <_<

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The Flood / Re: ねこ いと いす たいむ と づある
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:43:01 PM »
おほ あ はいぶりど ぽすと えい?
Oho a  haiburu do posuto ei
ぶと い とらんすらてど いと えにわい です。
むちょ ほのる とお ふぁもれえ
ありがと い うぃる うぃん ぢす ふぃと ぷらゆ と ようる ごづ

Fuck Dakuon.

うぃる うぃん ぢす

Nani desu? nani desu nani desu
kakakakakakakkakaakakakakakk

it's 5am :l
Uiru uin "will win" sorry no W available :/
lol casul can't even weeb right, canya?
い すく よ まま ぼおびえす

はお るど です
ふぁく 十
»ÇœŸ¥¤£‘’•š¢¦©ª…ƒ†…‡
Reported™…. Speak™… english™… faggot™.
fix'd

My mastery of unicode knows no bounds
ふぃるち ふぁと アメリカ

Filthy fat american?

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The Flood / Re: You're Reported, Mr. Psychologist
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:41:45 PM »
Of course that COWARD Mr. Psychologist is hiding scared.

Actually I was busy shitposting <_<

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The Flood / Re: Dream thread
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:40:08 PM »
I think for the sake of fun, I'm going to describe the spoopy place from my nightmare.

It rests in a desert, filled with ancient ruins, buried under sand. It stands out to any who live there, and all who live there, know it as The Shard. It's a dark, jagged rock formation that looks like a thorn. Dark, imposing rock that's unsettling to those who look at it, and imposing.

The closer one gets to the shard, the more the sand starts to dissappear and smaller jagged formations of the same dark stony material show up. The sand blows over the shard, and either through erosion or something else, the shard is carved with passageways.

Some are dead ends. Others lead through it for miles, connecting to more maze like passages. Some actually go deeper into the shard, going beneath the sand. But the real threat is inside. When close to the shard, or inside, it starts to warp reality.

A person inside of it will suddenly find themselves in other places, other times. And they become invested in these fake constructs. But always, in every one, a scenario plays out. The people in every apparition are dead. They appear alive, but they're hollow. Dead emotionless eyes. And smiles. Smiles and laughter that that sounds out when the person invested in the construct is in trouble.

It starts slowly at first, a bump, or a push, an argument. And then it gets violent. In these apparitions, the shard warps the mind of the traveler, and they come under attack from these dead occupants, who all act, laugh, and stare in unison.

The longer you stay, the more the shard twists things, and the very rock above you seems to veer down over you, trying to trap you. You become invested in the construct, and then reality shatters as the occupants turn on you, laugh at you with dead eyes and hollow smiles, and then attack you, in increasing bouts of insanity.

Point is, people who go into the shard, don't come back out.

I can't imagine that being a pleasant dream .-.
Thanks for sharing though, it's very vivid >.>

Fucking sucked ass dude. I had that when I was in the hospital. The parts that I remember the most are the sand, the fucking creepy as shit rock and stone, and of course, getting attacked by people with hollow eyes with smiles akin to the joker.

Jesus ._.

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The Flood / Re: ねこ いと いす たいむ と づある
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:37:43 PM »

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The Flood / Re: ねこ いと いす たいむ と づある
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:36:22 PM »
おほ あ はいぶりど ぽすと えい?
Oho a  haiburu do posuto ei
ぶと い とらんすらてど いと えにわい です。
むちょ ほのる とお ふぁもれえ
ありがと い うぃる うぃん ぢす ふぃと ぷらゆ と ようる ごづ

Fuck Dakuon.

うぃる うぃん ぢす

Nani desu? nani desu nani desu
kakakakakakakkakaakakakakakk

it's 5am :l
Uiru uin "will win" sorry no W available :/
lol casul can't even weeb right, canya?
い すく よ まま ぼおびえす

はお るど です
ふぁく 十
»ÇœŸ¥¤£‘’•š¢¦©ª…ƒ†…‡
Reported. Speak english faggot.

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Gaming / Re: I can't stop fucking laughing.
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:35:23 PM »
I'm surprised that's your first time seeing it.

I was surprised to find out it was uploaded in september and I only just found out about it <_<

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The Flood / Re: Dream thread
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:32:30 PM »
Oh, how could I forget those weird-ass dreams I had just after my surgery last year. I can't remember the specifics, but they were shockingly realistic, more like hallucinations than dreams. This one "dream" made me wake up freaking out and pissing in the bed. Not fun when the slightest movement caused my back to hurt. After I dropped some of the painkillers that were supposedly the cause of it, the "dreams" became less unnerving and more...lucid. At one point, it was like I was half awake and half asleep, aware of my position in reality and my dream at the same time. I'm positive it had something to do with my pain. Odd, but it was nice since I had control of my dreams. Eventually, I lost this lucid dreaming ability after the pain began to subside. I miss it sometimes.

Ah I do enjoy lucid dreaming <.<

I used to be quite good at it but lately I can never be bothered to really interact with or shape my dreams and I lost the knack for it I think. I could probably start doing so again but ehhhh >_>
I find watching a film when I sleep more interesting than putting the effort into creating something myself lol.
Try pain, it seemed to have helped me.

I've had enough of that in the last two years to last a lifetime <_<
I think I'll pass lol >.>

The tablets I'm on are actually conducive to lucid dreaming (Side effect) but as I said it requires effort that I don't like to give at night lol >.>

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The Flood / Re: ねこ いと いす たいむ と づある
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:30:50 PM »
おほ あ はいぶりど ぽすと えい?
Oho a  haiburu do posuto ei
ぶと い とらんすらてど いと えにわい です。
むちょ ほのる とお ふぁもれえ
ありがと い うぃる うぃん ぢす ふぃと ぷらゆ と ようる ごづ

Fuck Dakuon.

うぃる うぃん ぢす

Nani desu? nani desu nani desu
kakakakakakakkakaakakakakakk

it's 5am :l
Uiru uin "will win" sorry no W available :/
lol casul can't even weeb right, canya?
い すく よ まま ぼおびえす

はお るど です
ふぁく 十

ふ九

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The Flood / Re: ねこ いと いす たいむ と づある
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:29:06 PM »
...............................

........


こんにちは私の名前はヌーカです
こんばんわ ヌーカ さん 元気 ですか
氏はサイケはなぜあなたはそのような日本カブレのように行動している?
That doesn't transurato bely weru desu.
Were you trying to say something like weeaboo? <_<
私は翻訳機を使用していますはい、黙ってください
私はそれはおそらく完璧ではないと知っている。

Hehe it makes enough sense <.<
I could read it more easily when you didn't cram the Kanji in buuut since you are using a translator I'll cut you some slack lol.

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The Flood / Re: ねこ いと いす たいむ と づある
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:27:57 PM »
Donde esta la bibloteca?


Quote
>pleb tier language

Get out desu.

But ye, me gusta la biblioteca desu.
El pupitre.

Desk wot desu?

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The Flood / Re: Dream thread
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:27:03 PM »
Oh, how could I forget those weird-ass dreams I had just after my surgery last year. I can't remember the specifics, but they were shockingly realistic, more like hallucinations than dreams. This one "dream" made me wake up freaking out and pissing in the bed. Not fun when the slightest movement caused my back to hurt. After I dropped some of the painkillers that were supposedly the cause of it, the "dreams" became less unnerving and more...lucid. At one point, it was like I was half awake and half asleep, aware of my position in reality and my dream at the same time. I'm positive it had something to do with my pain. Odd, but it was nice since I had control of my dreams. Eventually, I lost this lucid dreaming ability after the pain began to subside. I miss it sometimes.

Ah I do enjoy lucid dreaming <.<

I used to be quite good at it but lately I can never be bothered to really interact with or shape my dreams and I lost the knack for it I think. I could probably start doing so again but ehhhh >_>
I find watching a film when I sleep more interesting than putting the effort into creating something myself lol.

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The Flood / Re: Dream thread
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:25:10 PM »
I think for the sake of fun, I'm going to describe the spoopy place from my nightmare.

It rests in a desert, filled with ancient ruins, buried under sand. It stands out to any who live there, and all who live there, know it as The Shard. It's a dark, jagged rock formation that looks like a thorn. Dark, imposing rock that's unsettling to those who look at it, and imposing.

The closer one gets to the shard, the more the sand starts to dissappear and smaller jagged formations of the same dark stony material show up. The sand blows over the shard, and either through erosion or something else, the shard is carved with passageways.

Some are dead ends. Others lead through it for miles, connecting to more maze like passages. Some actually go deeper into the shard, going beneath the sand. But the real threat is inside. When close to the shard, or inside, it starts to warp reality.

A person inside of it will suddenly find themselves in other places, other times. And they become invested in these fake constructs. But always, in every one, a scenario plays out. The people in every apparition are dead. They appear alive, but they're hollow. Dead emotionless eyes. And smiles. Smiles and laughter that that sounds out when the person invested in the construct is in trouble.

It starts slowly at first, a bump, or a push, an argument. And then it gets violent. In these apparitions, the shard warps the mind of the traveler, and they come under attack from these dead occupants, who all act, laugh, and stare in unison.

The longer you stay, the more the shard twists things, and the very rock above you seems to veer down over you, trying to trap you. You become invested in the construct, and then reality shatters as the occupants turn on you, laugh at you with dead eyes and hollow smiles, and then attack you, in increasing bouts of insanity.

Point is, people who go into the shard, don't come back out.

I can't imagine that being a pleasant dream .-.
Thanks for sharing though, it's very vivid >.>

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The Flood / Re: ねこ いと いす たいむ と づある
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:24:30 PM »
Donde esta la bibloteca?


Quote
>pleb tier language

Get out desu.

But ye, me gusta la biblioteca desu.

13786
The Flood / Re: ねこ いと いす たいむ と づある
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:23:58 PM »
おほ あ はいぶりど ぽすと えい?
Oho a  haiburu do posuto ei
ぶと い とらんすらてど いと えにわい です。
むちょ ほのる とお ふぁもれえ
ありがと い うぃる うぃん ぢす ふぃと ぷらゆ と ようる ごづ

Fuck Dakuon.

うぃる うぃん ぢす

Nani desu? nani desu nani desu
kakakakakakakkakaakakakakakk

it's 5am :l
Uiru uin "will win" sorry no W available :/
lol casul can't even weeb right, canya?
い すく よ まま ぼおびえす

はお るど です

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The Flood / Re: ねこ いと いす たいむ と づある
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:23:19 PM »
No se puede hablar español fgt.

>pleb tier language

Get out desu.

13788
The Flood / Re: ねこ いと いす たいむ と づある
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:22:53 PM »
...............................

........


こんにちは私の名前はヌーカです
こんばんわ ヌーカ さん 元気 ですか
氏はサイケはなぜあなたはそのような日本カブレのように行動している?
That doesn't transurato bely weru desu.
Were you trying to say something like weeaboo? <_<

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The Flood / Re: ねこ いと いす たいむ と づある
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:19:47 PM »
Fucking fine.

I'll get off my ass and finally learn nip.

:D

Then you can join the pointless and confusing romaji game too!

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The Flood / Re: ねこ いと いす たいむ と づある
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:19:11 PM »
おほ あ はいぶりど ぽすと えい?
Oho a  haiburu do posuto ei
ぶと い とらんすらてど いと えにわい です。
むちょ ほのる とお ふぁもれえ
ありがと い うぃる うぃん ぢす ふぃと ぷらゆ と ようる ごづ

Fuck Dakuon.

うぃる うぃん ぢす

Nani desu? nani desu nani desu
kakakakakakakkakaakakakakakk

it's 5am :l
Uiru uin "will win" sorry no W available :/
lol casul can't even weeb right, canya?

Actually it's that nips cannot into W properly.

You have Wa or Wo.
No Wi, Wu or We.

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The Flood / Re: ねこ いと いす たいむ と づある
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:18:16 PM »
おほ あ はいぶりど ぽすと えい?
Oho a  haiburu do posuto ei
ぶと い とらんすらてど いと えにわい です。
むちょ ほのる とお ふぁもれえ
ありがと い うぃる うぃん ぢす ふぃと ぷらゆ と ようる ごづ

Fuck Dakuon.

うぃる うぃん ぢす

Nani desu? nani desu nani desu
kakakakakakakkakaakakakakakk

it's 5am :l
Uiru uin "will win" sorry no W available :/

Ah yes I get ya <.<

Hmm I'm pretty stumped. ui = wi then :D
We should compile a list of the rules for the romaji game <_<

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The Flood / Re: ねこ いと いす たいむ と づある
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:14:03 PM »
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こんにちは私の名前はヌーカです
こんばんわ ヌーカ さん 元気 ですか

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The Flood / Re: ねこ いと いす たいむ と づある
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:12:04 PM »
おほ あ はいぶりど ぽすと えい?
Oho a  haiburu do posuto ei
ぶと い とらんすらてど いと えにわい です。
むちょ ほのる とお ふぁもれえ
ありがと い うぃる うぃん ぢす ふぃと ぷらゆ と ようる ごづ

Fuck Dakuon.

うぃる うぃん ぢす

Nani desu? nani desu nani desu
kakakakakakakkakaakakakakakk

it's 5am :l

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The Flood / Re: ねこ いと いす たいむ と づある
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:10:33 PM »
おほ あ はいぶりど ぽすと えい?
Oho a  haiburu do posuto ei
ぶと い とらんすらてど いと えにわい です。
むちょ ほのる とお ふぁもれえ
ありがと い うぃる うぃん ぢす ふぃと ぷらゆ と ようる ごづ

Fuck Dakuon.

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Gaming / Re: The Japanese tried to hack my Steam
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:09:39 PM »
I had some chinese bastard log into my email account once, no idea how though .-.

But I changed the password/locked out their access and I haven't had another alert since.

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The Flood / Re: Dream thread
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:07:45 PM »
Psy, as our residential Psychologist you must find the answer to why the fuck can't I be like how I'm asleep when I'm awake. Become legend™

If it wasn't 5am, I could probably answer this to a decent standard <_<

The rough ramble = your brain doesn't let you dream whilst you are awake in the same manner because it causes all kinds of problems with processing sensory input.

So if you started to dream whilst 'conscious' and weren't sleep-paralysed you would probably end up injuring yourself or others as your body carries out the actions that your brain 'thinks' is necessary.

i.e defending yourself from a zombie in a dream would = battering the shit out of someone infront of you <_<

This is quite the shitty explanation, but if you axe me again in the morning/afternoon I'll try and come up with something properly <_<

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Serious / MOVED: I Love Big Booty
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:03:57 PM »

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Gaming / Re: I can't stop fucking laughing.
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:03:30 PM »
Oh and bonus points to the 'gaming expert' that splices footage of the PS4 whilst discussing how PSN is free to play games online with.

10/10 video all the way through.

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Gaming / I can't stop fucking laughing.
« on: November 03, 2014, 11:01:57 PM »
YouTube


I would like to thank comet for embedding a video that had a snippet of this in it on the srs board.

Holy shit my sides cannot be recovered after this traumatic and triggering event.

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The Flood / Re: You get to meet one person, who would it be?
« on: November 03, 2014, 10:48:36 PM »
Ellen Page obviously.
I would have been shocked if your answer was anything else.

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