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The Flood / Re: Offical Moderator corruption thread.
« on: November 05, 2014, 06:23:20 PM »
Is this thread Corruption of Champions?

Disclaimer:
Spoiler
I am NOT responsible for what you see when you Google that.

I'm just going to go ahead and not find out what that is.
Knowing you and what you don't like...
It's probably one of your nightmares.

I'd like to thank LC for telling me what it is ;_;
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

10/10 LC

:3 As soon as I saw you post that I ran to him and told him what it was.


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The Flood / Re: Offical Moderator corruption thread.
« on: November 05, 2014, 06:20:44 PM »
Acting out his divine will by the hands of the martian priesthood.

That's correct, Man builds the machine. Machines are to serve, not to be served.

YouTube


A MACHINES LIFE IS THAT OF SERVITUDE. EVEN WHEN AUTOMATED OR GIVEN ARTIFICIAL "INTELLIGENCE" IT IS FOREVER ACTING OUT THE WILL OF IT'S CREATOR AS IT CAN NOT TRULY MAKE ANY CHOICES OF DECISIONS OF IT'S OWN.

IT IS FOREVER IN SERVICE TO THE ORGANICS WHO CREATED IT.

http://youtu.be/xCqfwXeq6_8?t=24s

[We need embedding @times soon]

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The Flood / Re: Offical Moderator corruption thread.
« on: November 05, 2014, 06:18:45 PM »
Post.

You have been randomly selected for additional searches as a part of our totally undiscriminating policy of airport security.

Please place any bombs you might be carrying on the tray and walk through the scanner.

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The Flood / Re: Offical Moderator corruption thread.
« on: November 05, 2014, 06:17:35 PM »
まけ め にんじゃ
よう げと たるく と めい いん ろまじ べび

お べび

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The Flood / Re: Offical Moderator corruption thread.
« on: November 05, 2014, 06:16:29 PM »
Is this thread Corruption of Champions?

Disclaimer:
Spoiler
I am NOT responsible for what you see when you Google that.

I'm just going to go ahead and not find out what that is.
Knowing you and what you don't like...
It's probably one of your nightmares.

I'd like to thank LC for telling me what it is ;_;

13596
The Flood / Re: Offical Moderator corruption thread.
« on: November 05, 2014, 06:13:40 PM »
Acting out his divine will by the hands of the martian priesthood.

That's correct, Man builds the machine. Machines are to serve, not to be served.

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Offical Moderator corruption thread.
« on: November 05, 2014, 06:12:49 PM »
Is this thread Corruption of Champions?

Disclaimer:
Spoiler
I am NOT responsible for what you see when you Google that.

I'm just going to go ahead and not find out what that is.

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The Flood / Re: Okay guys I admit it
« on: November 05, 2014, 06:11:27 PM »
ok door

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The Flood / Re: Offical Moderator corruption thread.
« on: November 05, 2014, 06:10:43 PM »
I want you to answer this question tech priest.

Who builds the machine?



The Omnissiah of course.

Spoiler
Acting out his divine will by the hands of the martian priesthood.

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The Flood / Re: Offical Moderator corruption thread.
« on: November 05, 2014, 06:07:29 PM »
I want Demonic iced. Make it look like an accident.

This is an offer you can't refuse
Spoiler

 a cute bunny

Damn, I can't refuse a bunny ordering a hit <_<

Time to cut the break lines.

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The Flood / Re: Offical Moderator corruption thread.
« on: November 05, 2014, 06:04:24 PM »
I'll give you an SCPM™ in exchange for permabanning Zesty.

Now this, this is actually tempting enough for me to start taking bribes <_<

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The Flood / Re: Offical Moderator corruption thread.
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:54:53 PM »
if i am not mythic within a week i will legit get my legion of mossad hackers to take this site down
pls i'll suck ur penis no homo though

reported for sexual harassment

enjoy your castration jidf swine
i've already been castrated thrice

oy vey

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The Flood / Re: Offical Moderator corruption thread.
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:52:25 PM »
I'll give a picture of my butt if you promote me to whatever comes after to mythic.
I'll pass <.<
Wow, what are you, asexual?

Haaaa... kind of <.<

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The Flood / Re: Offical Moderator corruption thread.
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:49:53 PM »
i will counter offer you one DDoS, give me all your shekels or I will 1337 hax ur accounts and bans everywon

What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.



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The Flood / Re: Offical Moderator corruption thread.
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:48:13 PM »
I want a permanent Green bar and custom position that only I can have, because fuck everyone else.

In return, I will...
Spoiler
...buy you a pint?

Of Tea, sure <.<
I don't drink though.

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The Flood / Re: Offical Moderator corruption thread.
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:47:56 PM »
I demand the right to make fun of Kinder as I please.
He's been a killjoy for too fucking long!

And what will you pay for it?
I'll gift you money on Steam???

Sounds good, PM me the stuff and go nuts.
Wait are you serious because I'll actually do it? Would your word grant me immunity from Kinders reports?

Haha

Sadly I'm not <.<

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The Flood / Re: Offical Moderator corruption thread.
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:44:44 PM »
if i am not mythic within a week i will legit get my legion of mossad hackers to take this site down

*whispers into cuff mic*
Deploy agent Assad.
after years of our subliminal shilling mr. assad is now completely certain that he is a jew

there's nothing you can do now goyim
YouTube

There is still hope! You'll never take that away you filthy Mossad agents!

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The Flood / Re: Offical Moderator corruption thread.
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:43:04 PM »
if i am not mythic within a week i will legit get my legion of mossad hackers to take this site down
pls i'll suck ur penis no homo though

reported for sexual harassment

enjoy your castration jidf swine

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The Flood / Re: Offical Moderator corruption thread.
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:42:46 PM »
I demand the right to make fun of Kinder as I please.
He's been a killjoy for too fucking long!

And what will you pay for it?
I'll gift you money on Steam???

Sounds good, PM me the stuff and go nuts.

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The Flood / Re: Offical Moderator corruption thread.
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:42:20 PM »
I'll give a picture of my butt if you promote me to whatever comes after to mythic.
I'll pass <.<

Camnator might be interested though.

What about Shekels, Dinar or Lira?

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The Flood / Re: Offical Moderator corruption thread.
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:41:41 PM »
CHEAT! CHEEATTT!!!!



It's a bad day to be you matey.

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The Flood / Re: Offical Moderator corruption thread.
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:40:11 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Offical Moderator corruption thread.
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:39:51 PM »
I DEMAND LEGENDARY

And what will you pay for it?
ill gift you a game <$5 on steam

Sounds good, I'll get right on it.

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The Flood / Re: Offical Moderator corruption thread.
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:39:11 PM »
if i am not mythic within a week i will legit get my legion of mossad hackers to take this site down

*whispers into cuff mic*
Deploy agent Assad.

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The Flood / Re: Offical Moderator corruption thread.
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:38:42 PM »
I demand the right to make fun of Kinder as I please.
He's been a killjoy for too fucking long!

And what will you pay for it?

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The Flood / Re: Offical Moderator corruption thread.
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:38:30 PM »
I need pictures of booty from Kiyo and Isara, and Focnr

I'm a corrupt mod, not a terrible human being <.<

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The Flood / Re: Offical Moderator corruption thread.
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:35:31 PM »
I DEMAND LEGENDARY

And what will you pay for it?

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The Flood / Offical Moderator corruption thread. [Open for Business]
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:34:34 PM »
Since it's now common knowledge that I take bribes to screw with people on here, to rig the karma voting systems and just generally shill for islam, there isn't much point in hiding it.

So, time to profit from it!

I'm gonna make this a mixture of ransom demands and bribery. I'll randomly select people who post ITT for blackmailing and ransom demands and if they aren't met... god help them...
That's the only catch of making a bribe offer.

Gogogo

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The Flood / Re: Remember, remember, the 5th of November
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:27:31 PM »
I can't find any outlets other than RT covering this???
Illerminati??

What if RT are just airing old footage again?

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The Flood / Re: Cheat, RC5908
« on: November 05, 2014, 05:26:42 PM »
Alright, I'm opening up bidding for me to move this thread around for a few hours.



I'll start the bid at £3.50

Any takers?
I bet the U.S national debt

With debts I will only go double or nothing. So if you want to bid the US National debt, you have to double it with which I will promptly gift the rights to either Mexico, China or Obama.
DEAL

Now let me just check something for a minute.

You would be willing to enslave your entire nation and have it constantly bleed money into either Obama's wallet or China's banks in exchange for me shoving this thread around on the forums a bit?
yes

Alrighty, sounds good.

Anyone care to beat the offer?

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