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« on: November 14, 2014, 06:42:48 PM »
They are adding a bipod-knife ;-; And a bow! 
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« on: November 13, 2014, 09:32:03 PM »
 So there was this chap in the 1800s, trying to make a dishonest living (Like the degenerate poorfag that he was) by stealing from the righteous and effluent, I mean affluent, merchants (The 1%) He worked day and night to make enough money for his family, but that just simply wasn't enough. He lacked the key factor for success. The thing that allows all great and rich folk to succeed above the unwashed masses. He lacked Bootstraps. So Mister William Turner Sr. decided that one day he would try to save up enough money to buy a pair of bootstraps, with which to haul himself up the ladder of success. After many years of sailing across the seas at the behest of a rum-addled lunatic, they stumbled across the sought after goal of all working class scum. Money. With this stash of gold, Mister Turner purchased himself a fine pair of bootstraps with which to raise himself up from working class to at least middle class. But then, the villainous lower class scum saw someone trying to make a success of himself. They tied his boots to a cannon and kicked him overboard whilst the 1%er in charge of the ship laughed heartily. But the bootstraps saved his life, he was able to pull himself out of the bottom of the ocean with 2 tonnes of cast iron indebted to his ankles by the sheer drive to use his bootstraps. He then made a fine success of himself with a small business and lived happily ever after.  Oh wait... no he didn't. He died at the bottom of the fucking ocean because it's not a fairy tale and magical fucking bootstraps don't exist. The end.
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« on: November 13, 2014, 10:53:33 AM »
So flood, do you hate cyrillic spam more than moonrune walls? Or is it about the same?
удалить наводнение!
であす と ざ がいじん!
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« on: November 12, 2014, 05:27:25 PM »
No you cannot just post fucking meatspin and get away with it .-.
I make one joke and apparently yanks cannot into humour, so ya. Stop posting it or you'll get bannanad.
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« on: November 12, 2014, 03:24:26 PM »
PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH ALLAH AKBAR ALLAH AKBAR ALLAH AKBAR Enjoy. Oh and now I have access to my arsenal of haramity, so y'all better check yourselves before you shrek yourselves >_>
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« on: November 10, 2014, 09:12:38 PM »
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« on: November 09, 2014, 12:27:56 PM »
Once again my internet has gone to absolute shit, 0.1mbps down and up.
I can't use skype, it took ages for this to load so that I can try and let people know. So basicuree until I finish sacrificing this idiotic engineer that I've kidnapped and praying to the omnissiah I'm going to be unable to get online on most things.
If anyone has any suggestions as to how to fix this shit, short of me actually doing a blood ritual, I'd appreciate that <_<
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« on: November 09, 2014, 10:56:43 AM »
In bongistan, most places are only allowed to be open from 10am-4pm (approx) and some businesses aren't altogether <.<
How does it work in clapistan?
Do you think they should be allowed to open/trade as usual on a sunday?
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« on: November 08, 2014, 12:08:35 AM »
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« on: November 07, 2014, 05:39:07 PM »
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« on: November 06, 2014, 11:36:46 PM »
I have obtained density at long last, it was a gift from a friend (Generous eh? ) and the plan is to play through the story together. I've just got a quick question that I'd rather not throw at the desticles on bungie. How long until you can play co-op? Is the tutorial just as slow and stupid as it was in the beta? And how long until I can get my paws on a sniper rifle? kthanx
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« on: November 06, 2014, 06:20:46 PM »
http://ptos.moderntoss.com/The Periodic Table of Swearing. It doesn't get much more britbong than this, so for the wayward colonial children I gift this link to you. Enjoy learning to swear like a britbong.
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« on: November 05, 2014, 08:38:31 PM »
 As Ayatollah Psychologi of Britbongistan, I hereby declare a fatwa against the user BioSmiley for crimes against haramity. The fatwa has now ended. God is both great and merciful, I hope you see that now BioSmiley.
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« on: November 05, 2014, 05:34:34 PM »
Since it's now common knowledge that I take bribes to screw with people on here, to rig the karma voting systems and just generally shill for islam, there isn't much point in hiding it.
So, time to profit from it!
I'm gonna make this a mixture of ransom demands and bribery. I'll randomly select people who post ITT for blackmailing and ransom demands and if they aren't met... god help them...
That's the only catch of making a bribe offer.
Gogogo
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« on: November 05, 2014, 01:26:00 AM »
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« on: November 03, 2014, 11:01:57 PM »
I would like to thank comet for embedding a video that had a snippet of this in it on the srs board. Holy shit my sides cannot be recovered after this traumatic and triggering event.
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« on: November 03, 2014, 09:59:52 PM »
ろまじ わ-る いん ぜそ すれど
inb4もおん ろおん
もおん ろおんもおん ろおんもおん ろおんもおん ろおんもおん ろおんもおん ろおんもおん ろおんもおん ろおん
ふく ゆ いふ ゆ ゆそ ぐ-がる とらんすれいと
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« on: November 03, 2014, 09:50:48 PM »
Alrighty flood, time for a dream thread.
Post your dreams/nightmares and any recurring themes for fun.
One thing I've noticed a lot about all of my dreams is that damn near every single one is related to school somehow <_<
Even the zombie apocalypse ones.
I had quite the odd one last night too; it was a mix of a skyrim dungeon, a scouts trip, a school fair and a formula 1 track that was running through the middle of everything.
.-.
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« on: November 03, 2014, 07:55:19 PM »
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« on: November 03, 2014, 02:10:40 PM »
They have to be alive unfortunately, and anything you do will have real life consequences.
I.e hurr assassinate ze prezident = You get shot to shit by the secret service before you leave your chair.
So rather than wasting your wish on going Allah Akbar, who would you like to meet?
It could be a famous scientist, musician you like, world leader or a celebrity. Really anyone you want to, but as I said if you do anything stupid/illegal you get the consequences of trying to do so <.<
That being said, if you wanted to meet Justin Bieber just to kick him reaaaally hard in the nuts so you can say that you have kicked him in the nuts, I could see why you'd want to do that >_>
I'd really like to meet Paul Ekman (Psychologist) or maybe the Queen <.<
What about you?
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« on: November 03, 2014, 11:18:40 AM »
I used this font every day for 10 years and never saw the problem with it, now the default is always set to Calibri or something rounded, soft and liberal. Disgraceful.
What's everyone's problem with it?
I would also like to thank Cheat for including it on this site under the font options.
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