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The Flood / Re: Anyone ever gotten a professional massage?
« on: January 18, 2018, 08:20:32 PM »
So did you get the happy ending?

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Gaming / Re: Difficulty levels in videogames
« on: January 18, 2018, 08:15:51 PM »
I think difficulty should apply to enemies as well. STALKER and Metro for example.
This. Three shots to the face and he ain't dead, one shot to my pinky toe and Im six feet under? Garbage

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 18, 2018, 07:52:24 PM »
Say can we make a Giant Dad Squad on DS1 Switch?

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 18, 2018, 06:07:28 PM »

This fucking monster

Make sure you use it two handed though because of the overhead chop. That shit is beastly at closing distance.

It's pretty useless 1-handing it unless there's multiple dudes in front of you that you can clear in one sweep.
Never intend to one hand. Only will ever be for shields and  parry shenanigans then back to 2H

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 18, 2018, 06:04:31 PM »
ive never once been playing dark souls and thought to myself

"man, yknow what i need? i huge lumbering clumsy sword twice my size that takes 10 years to swing. thatll enhance my experience."
Its surprisingly quick. Does a fuck tonne of damage to boot

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: January 18, 2018, 03:12:25 AM »
The sad part is that there are people who are unironically defending Nintendo trying to sell $80 fucking cardboard with some shovelware thrown in.
It feels like they were coming up with April Fools jokes and unironically thought one of them was a good idea.
When is April in Japan?
August 6

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: January 18, 2018, 12:40:43 AM »
The sad part is that there are people who are unironically defending Nintendo trying to sell $80 fucking cardboard with some shovelware thrown in.
It feels like they were coming up with April Fools jokes and unironically thought one of them was a good idea.

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> Food analogies

Cmon guys.

Spoiler
Havent been a taxi driver, but usually I know if theyve done a good job or not

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 17, 2018, 11:23:13 PM »

This fucking monster

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 17, 2018, 11:11:59 PM »
Alright, fought through the castle in the Forest of Giants.  Decided to equip a shield for when I have to deal with 3-4 enemies. Dodging is fine if hitboxes arent fucked, and those Hollow Knights are destination fucked.

Dealt with the Last Giant with reletive ease. Smack the feet, Dont ever block and basically dodge roll into him when he attacks.

Now the Pursuer. I wasnt going to cheese this. BUT THOSE FUCKING HITBOXES. I tired parrying him and landing a few hits only to get destroyed in one blow. So I saved myself the effort and turn on my casul. Entered the fog gate, parried the fucker in front of one of the ballisters, and fire away. Managed to stun lock him and in 5 seconds he was dead.

Next stop would have been the tower of flame. But I needed something first. Went to the Shaded Woods and reunited with those wonderful shaded cunts that you cant lock on to. Met with Only Head Fred (Vangarl) and got my Glorious Ultra Great Sword. Will post picks soon. But fuck it Im Cloud Strife now yo.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 17, 2018, 02:01:54 AM »
i for one love the pursuers phantom sword that can hit you even though you're like 20 miles away from his swing

Nah son. The best part is when he uses his Noble Phantasm

Gae Bull
Straight Sword that Pierces Game Design

Clasification: Anti-Hitbox
Rank: D



It reverses causality and grabs you with his sword when he clearly missed and drains your humanity AND deals a metric fuckton of damage AND potential toss you off the map.
Speaking of which, lets fuck him up (get fucked up countless times)

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The Flood / Re: Who do you save
« on: January 17, 2018, 01:51:01 AM »
Offer them both as tribute to bring Bowie back

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 16, 2018, 09:22:03 PM »
So made it right before the Pursuer in DS2....fuck this game

I like how DS1 is, alright theres a few enemies, take em out.

DS2 is hey heres a few enemies, get to the top of a ramp and 3 more spawn behind you, theres 4 archers shooting at you where you cant reach and one tanky enemy that one shots you and you have to pick at it for ages to even scratch.


This is gunna be a slog.

Also running no shield shitter. Just dodging...and mind you Im finding out how bad some of these hitboxes are.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 16, 2018, 06:41:06 AM »
I'm putting faith in your recommendation Chally.

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The Flood / Re: job interview today
« on: January 16, 2018, 03:59:32 AM »
To add to this, they never ask "and why do you want this job"

Its a stupid question and everyone knows it.

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The Flood / Re: job interview today
« on: January 16, 2018, 03:07:27 AM »
What do they ask for in the job interview for a fast food restaurant? Your general traits and stuff?
Usually availability and team skills. First few shifts usually seeing how quick theu work, they try to weed out dordlers.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 16, 2018, 02:32:57 AM »
Fellow gamer here, just stopping buy to recommend that you all buy Nioh Complete Edition on Steam :)
Tempted, but Ive heard it does a DS2 and looses a lot of steam half way through. Any truth to that?

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 15, 2018, 08:41:56 PM »
STATUS UPDATE:

Have made my way to the first bell with relative ease, under 10 deaths so far. Decided that only 1 plunge attack would suffice for the Taurus Demon, and my rusty ass nearly got myself killed right near the end. That thin wall is the only thing that makes the fight have anything remotely resembling a challenge, it's easy to get stuck on a bit of rubble or roll right into it.

Grabbed the Claymore as soon as I could, and began pumping all of my souls into improving it with Andre. Got my shit handed to me multiple times by that asshole with the UGS up on the tower before I called it quits. I'll return to kick his ass later. Managed to backstab the boar twice in a row, lucky me.

The +4 Claymore absolutely demolished everyone in the Undead Parish. 2-shotting Balder Knights is always good, and the Gargoyles didn't fare much better either. I picked up Havel's ring after getting to Darkroot, so know I'm rocking the full Elite Knight set with the Grass Crest shield. I'm pretty much sorted for the rest of the game now, I think. Next stop is Pinwheel.
Does the game feel like a challenge any more? I love it to bits but I know the game inside and out. Just feels each time I boot it up I just write out a shopping list and then we're good.


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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 15, 2018, 08:35:05 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: January 15, 2018, 05:34:32 PM »

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 15, 2018, 05:31:12 PM »
Yo Im gunna start up DS2 again and document my experience, shall I make a new thread about it or stick em in here. Also I need build ideas. Might see if I can do a no shield run.

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The Flood / Re: job interview today
« on: January 15, 2018, 05:28:40 PM »
Pretty confident you got it fam. Time to earn some grease bucks

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: January 15, 2018, 07:39:51 AM »
YouTube

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 15, 2018, 06:06:03 AM »
And all those cunts wearing Havels and the poise ring waving around their magic sticks and you cant even make them budge

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 15, 2018, 05:57:09 AM »
Alright, so none of us go magic. So in DS1

Favourite armor set and weapon loadout

And none of that going nude shit, put some clothes on you filthy animal

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The Flood / Re: job interview tomorrow
« on: January 15, 2018, 02:09:33 AM »
Whats the industry fam?

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 15, 2018, 01:12:29 AM »
Might actually fire up DS2 and try and finish that, couldnt finish that or DS3.

Where are you exactly?
I dont remember names but

DS2: That Castle with the heavy rain and level up bae is outside
DS3: After that bossfight with the tree and the ground falls beneath you. Which honestly Im not that far in.

Mind you I found Dark Souls and Bloodborne much more interesting and finished those both, but I really like DS2 but lost interest at that point, gunna see if I can light that spark again, and DS3 I just got burnt out and thought it was a clunky Bloodborne, the enemies are just far too mobile for what the player can actually do...usually making dodging the better option to guarding, but the player is given a much worse dodge to that in Bloodborne.

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The Flood / Re: whats been up fellas?
« on: January 15, 2018, 01:00:03 AM »
sup

ive only been in school for a week and i already have a speech on tuesday. im terrible at public speaking
Just imagine the girls naked, a public boner makes you look like a confident chad

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 15, 2018, 12:58:59 AM »
Might actually fire up DS2 and try and finish that, couldnt finish that or DS3.

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Gaming / Re: Dark Souls Remastered
« on: January 14, 2018, 09:23:57 PM »
i'm planning to beat the game beforehand, but for the switch playthrough, i wouldn't be against playing it online for the sake of contrast
Plus there will probably be more then a few children buying this cause "durr its hard" meme, so you can live your fantasy of fucking their shit up.

Do it Verb, there's a special place in the Dark Root Basin just waiting for you

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