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Messages - Dogruk
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« on: October 01, 2015, 03:37:00 PM »
Dogruk has no partner. Dogruk always alone.
I'll be your partner. I'll spank that calloused, dirty ass of yours.
This pleases Dogruk.
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« on: October 01, 2015, 03:33:47 PM »
Dogruk has no partner. Dogruk always alone.
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« on: September 17, 2015, 09:18:38 AM »
Dogruk needs to eat shit and die.
Penis-Eater Man also mean.
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« on: September 17, 2015, 09:12:57 AM »
Shut the fuck up
Frog man mean.
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« on: September 17, 2015, 09:12:37 AM »
 Dogruk make this.
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« on: September 17, 2015, 09:10:09 AM »
Mother ogre far away from Dogruk. Long time.
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« on: September 17, 2015, 09:09:14 AM »
Dogruk adventure sometimes.
Dogruk! You're just in time! On the other side of these hills is a cave, sacred to the local people, where a delicious type of cheese is made. But not at the moment, because the cave has been taken over by robots! If we liberate the cave then surely the rewards will be handsome... *elegiac continues to speak as they set out into the hills* ...but we have to careful, because the robots can look like just about anything to disguise themselves, and they know that the call has been put out for heroes. So keep an eye out for suspicious behaviour in the general... environment.
What... is robots, talking fox?
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« on: September 17, 2015, 08:15:24 AM »
Mother ogre gave Dogruk name.
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« on: September 17, 2015, 08:14:06 AM »
That fish small. Dogruk has seen bigger.
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« on: September 17, 2015, 08:12:39 AM »
Pinkfaces don't trust Dogruk. Pinkfaces always suspicious.
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« on: September 17, 2015, 08:11:31 AM »
Dogruk adventure sometimes.
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« on: September 10, 2015, 02:22:20 PM »
Dogruk club wild goats.
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« on: September 10, 2015, 02:18:11 PM »
Cat-dog make tasty food?
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« on: September 10, 2015, 02:17:10 PM »
Dogruk born many pinkface years ago.
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« on: September 10, 2015, 02:15:10 PM »
Potato in sheep stomach good.
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« on: September 10, 2015, 02:13:22 PM »
Mother ogre medicine best medicine.
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« on: September 10, 2015, 02:12:20 PM »
Dogruk snip pinkface cattle.
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« on: June 18, 2015, 01:48:16 AM »
Other ogres tell Dogruk gnomes explode tunnels.
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« on: June 18, 2015, 01:38:08 AM »
Dogruk know snake people. Very fast with sabers. 
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« on: April 27, 2015, 04:51:16 PM »
*dugruk
Pinkface wrong. Dogruk name Dogruk.
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« on: April 27, 2015, 02:50:23 PM »
I like Dogruk
Dogruk like talking fox.
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« on: April 27, 2015, 02:49:42 PM »
Dogruk don't like heroes. Hero pinkfaces come and hurt and burn.
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« on: April 27, 2015, 02:47:48 PM »
Pinkfaces wear bands. 
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« on: April 27, 2015, 02:44:59 PM »
This ogre fake. Ogres strong and big. This ogre short and fat.
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« on: April 27, 2015, 02:43:07 PM »
Dogruk almost caught in bear trap once.
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« on: April 27, 2015, 02:42:06 PM »
This test of strength? Dogruk like fighting friends. Know friend better.
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« on: April 27, 2015, 02:40:19 PM »
Dogruk leave on jorney, travel far.
Dogruk see far places.
Many places, different.
Pinkfaces still good?
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« on: February 18, 2015, 02:39:33 AM »
Dogruk ate whole cow once.
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« on: February 12, 2015, 05:44:06 AM »
I like Dogruk, you guys are fucked
Dogruk like talking fox.
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« on: February 12, 2015, 05:33:59 AM »
Dogruk see no water here.
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