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The Flood / Re: You Can Decide To Trust God, Or You Can Remain Miserable.
« on: December 22, 2014, 07:02:51 PM »
If you didn't know who the Atheists of the forum were, you do now.
Excuse you.
I'm agnostic.
>implying there's a difference
relevant
Spoiler
I can deal with this.

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The Flood / Re: You Can Decide To Trust God, Or You Can Remain Miserable.
« on: December 22, 2014, 06:44:36 PM »
Remember when killing the gays was celebrated?
When was this?
About the same time as slavery.

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The Flood / Re: You Can Decide To Trust God, Or You Can Remain Miserable.
« on: December 22, 2014, 06:39:00 PM »
Remember when killing the gays was celebrated?

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The Flood / Re: New Kid AMA
« on: December 22, 2014, 06:36:25 PM »
How big is your penis?
And can you prove it?
Not until Anarchy.

inb4 dick thread 2.0
Can you mods go one day without being such fags? Just let the OP post a pic of his dick in his own topic you fucking forum Nazi.
Again my penis is staying off the internet.

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The Flood / Re: New Kid AMA
« on: December 22, 2014, 06:36:02 PM »
on a scale of 1 to 10, how much of a faggot are you?
About a 4.5

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The Flood / Re: Let's post some celebrity crushes ITT
« on: December 22, 2014, 06:32:38 PM »
Emma Stone is easily my number one:
Spoiler

Yes pls.

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The Flood / Re: I just broke up with my ex girl, here's her number.
« on: December 22, 2014, 06:31:45 PM »
Odd that he skedaddled right away. Fucking daft.

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The Flood / Re: You Can Decide To Trust God, Or You Can Remain Miserable.
« on: December 22, 2014, 06:15:07 PM »
It is for me. The thought that my life is, in actuality, infinite? The idea that I can see the people I love again, and be with them forever? The idea that I can be eternally happy, and never feel any kind of pain again? The fact that I can remember that I got here because I always tried to do right by other people, and just wanted to help them when I could?

I don't know, I like that idea. I like it a lot more than just dying.
Congratulations, you've just discovered the use of religion as a coping mechanism for the fear of the unknown or death.
Well of course it is Das Butt.

If that's all it is for me, that's fine. If I die and there's nothing there, I'm obviously not going to be complaining about it on an internet forum.

But for now, it gives me comfort to believe in what I do, and it's what makes the most sense to me.
Literally just too scared of death to accept it. That's your way of doing things. Don't make a stupid bait post telling other people they're all worthless if they don't do the same.
yeah it was a bait-post.  I admit that.

Still something I actually believe. And oh thanks for putting words in my mouth because I never said  people are worthless if they don't believe the way I do.

In fact I made it clear about 2-3 times that I don't care what you believe and I don't think God does either.

BUT I'M THE BIG SCARY THEISTIC BOOGYMAN COMING TO TAKE YOUR FREEDOM AWAY, BETTER TREAT ME LIKE AN ENEMY BOOOOOO
You basically said life is worthless without god.

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The Flood / Re: I just broke up with my ex girl, here's her number.
« on: December 22, 2014, 06:13:20 PM »
Daft you faggot go back home.

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The Flood / Re: You Can Decide To Trust God, Or You Can Remain Miserable.
« on: December 22, 2014, 06:07:43 PM »
It is for me. The thought that my life is, in actuality, infinite? The idea that I can see the people I love again, and be with them forever? The idea that I can be eternally happy, and never feel any kind of pain again? The fact that I can remember that I got here because I always tried to do right by other people, and just wanted to help them when I could?

I don't know, I like that idea. I like it a lot more than just dying.
Congratulations, you've just discovered the use of religion as a coping mechanism for the fear of the unknown or death.
Well of course it is Das Butt.

If that's all it is for me, that's fine. If I die and there's nothing there, I'm obviously not going to be complaining about it on an internet forum.

But for now, it gives me comfort to believe in what I do, and it's what makes the most sense to me.
Literally just too scared of death to accept it. That's your way of doing things. Don't make a stupid bait post telling other people they're all worthless if they don't do the same.

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The Flood / Re: what should I eat?
« on: December 22, 2014, 06:01:08 PM »
I don't like when people decide to become vegan to "stop animals from suffering." You aren't stopping shit. There's always going to be people who eat meat. Humans have always eaten meat. We've always hunted wildlife or raised cattle. It's just how we get food. If you're gonna be a vegan do it for a good reason.
of course I'm not stopping anything but at least they're not being hurt for my sake.
Okay... I don't really see why you should care about cattle... They exist to be eaten. There's nothing inherently wrong with eating them. They provide us with nutrients.. You're just making it harder on yourself to get certain nutrients. But I mean if it helps you sleep at night.
they're like us, they have no purpose. we choose to eat them because they taste good.
I personally don't see a problem with eating tasty things. I guess that's just me though.

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The Flood / Re: You Can Decide To Trust God, Or You Can Remain Miserable.
« on: December 22, 2014, 05:59:18 PM »
This thread will end well.
I can't wait.

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The Flood / Re: You Can Decide To Trust God, Or You Can Remain Miserable.
« on: December 22, 2014, 05:57:24 PM »
You can make up a meaning, but you'll forget about it later so that's stupid.
Umm, no. People don't magically forget their own set life goals you pillock.
Your goal is what you make it to be, thus giving your life meaning.

A God is in no way required to give your life meaning.
You're saying that if a brain shuts off and dies, you don't forget your whole life?

L

O

L
That's not what I'm saying, you fuckstick.
"Umm, no. People don't magically forget their own set life goals you pillock."

when you die you will forget everything unless there is something keeping your memories intact.
Okay but how will I give a shit if I'm fucking dead?
I'm not saying you will, I'm saying it was pointless to even suffer through life in the first place.

My only point is that it makes life meaningless. It would make more sense just to kill yourself and get it over with. Life isn't worth it if that's the case.
If that's the case why haven't you already ended your life? I mean that will to live comes from somewhere. That somewhere isn't a space wizard either.

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The Flood / Re: what should I eat?
« on: December 22, 2014, 05:56:02 PM »
I don't like when people decide to become vegan to "stop animals from suffering." You aren't stopping shit. There's always going to be people who eat meat. Humans have always eaten meat. We've always hunted wildlife or raised cattle. It's just how we get food. If you're gonna be a vegan do it for a good reason.
of course I'm not stopping anything but at least they're not being hurt for my sake.
Okay... I don't really see why you should care about cattle... They exist to be eaten. There's nothing inherently wrong with eating them. They provide us with nutrients.. You're just making it harder on yourself to get certain nutrients. But I mean if it helps you sleep at night.

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The Flood / Re: what should I eat?
« on: December 22, 2014, 05:54:00 PM »
I don't know, have some crumpets? what the hell do britbongs eat anyway?
I fucking would but we have none, it's too late now im having breakfast biscuits and honey yoghurt
>buying organic "food"
my sister bought it, i just found it in the fridge
my sister is a vegan now :(
good, I plan on becoming  vegan too. animals shouldn't suffer for my pleasure.

OK NO MORE YOGHURT GUYS, JSUT THIS CAKE I GOT FROM ASDA

you're such a fucking faggot
im not the one sticking dildos up my ass
joke's on you, i dont own any dildos
sure. i bet you've got a big black dildo and you use it to tear your ass up on the daily
Nah. He just has a boyfriend.

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The Flood / Re: You Can Decide To Trust God, Or You Can Remain Miserable.
« on: December 22, 2014, 05:52:37 PM »
You can make up a meaning, but you'll forget about it later so that's stupid.
Umm, no. People don't magically forget their own set life goals you pillock.
Your goal is what you make it to be, thus giving your life meaning.

A God is in no way required to give your life meaning.
You're saying that if a brain shuts off and dies, you don't forget your whole life?

L

O

L
That's not what I'm saying, you fuckstick.
"Umm, no. People don't magically forget their own set life goals you pillock."

when you die you will forget everything unless there is something keeping your memories intact.
Okay but how will I give a shit if I'm fucking dead?

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The Flood / Re: what should I eat?
« on: December 22, 2014, 05:51:19 PM »
I don't like when people decide to become vegan to "stop animals from suffering." You aren't stopping shit. There's always going to be people who eat meat. Humans have always eaten meat. We've always hunted wildlife or raised cattle. It's just how we get food. If you're gonna be a vegan do it for a good reason.

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The Flood / Re: You Can Decide To Trust God, Or You Can Remain Miserable.
« on: December 22, 2014, 05:48:11 PM »
"You are a worthless human being if you don't believe in my religion."

      -Jimcantation 2014

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The Flood / Re: You Can Decide To Trust God, Or You Can Remain Miserable.
« on: December 22, 2014, 05:45:00 PM »
This is actually something I believe.

Maybe not miserable, but your life has no meaning without a god.
wow
LOL are you saying your life has meaning?
Are you saying your life has more meaning just because you believe in some Almighty being that probably doesn't exist?

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The Flood / Re: You Can Decide To Trust God, Or You Can Remain Miserable.
« on: December 22, 2014, 05:17:17 PM »
I sin so often that being devout would just make me suicidal.

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The Flood / Re: No sinning here (Yutaka would understand)
« on: December 22, 2014, 05:15:20 PM »
I'm neither Mexican nor a resident of a city that is neighbors with Mexico. So for me they're impossible to find.

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The Flood / Re: Asian thread
« on: December 22, 2014, 05:11:58 PM »
herro i do you math work you get mi white girl pusey

Thanks for the nightmares.

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The Flood / Re: rate my secret santa gift
« on: December 22, 2014, 05:05:31 PM »
Old lady/10
she's like 35
Would bang/10

Then again my age limit for women older than me has pretty much reached the point of at least younger than my mother.
I definitely do lean to older women, I don't know what it is. Maybe I have mummy issues and this is how I'm trying to fix them
Maybe you subconsciously know that they're a better fuck.
Women are not objects you misogynistic pig
No but they love sex as much as men.

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The Flood / Re: ok guys, time for an update
« on: December 22, 2014, 05:04:28 PM »
Image not relevant anymore.

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The Flood / Re: rate my secret santa gift
« on: December 22, 2014, 05:02:38 PM »
Old lady/10
she's like 35
Would bang/10

Then again my age limit for women older than me has pretty much reached the point of at least younger than my mother.
I definitely do lean to older women, I don't know what it is. Maybe I have mummy issues and this is how I'm trying to fix them
Maybe you subconsciously know that they're a better fuck.

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The Flood / Re: rate my secret santa gift
« on: December 22, 2014, 05:01:56 PM »
Old lady/10
she's like 35
once you hit 25, you might as well just fucking kill yourself
Okay. What should I do with the 2 years I have left to live?

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The Flood / Re: rate my secret santa gift
« on: December 22, 2014, 05:00:07 PM »
Old lady/10
she's like 35
Would bang/10

Then again my age limit for women older than me has pretty much reached the point of at least younger than my mother.

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The Flood / Re: No sinning here (Yutaka would understand)
« on: December 22, 2014, 04:58:13 PM »
Are those Legit street tacos?
Those are traditional Mexican tacos, the real deal.
Aw yis. That shit is hard to find in murica.

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The Flood / Re: >The year 1960+54 of Zombie Jesus
« on: December 22, 2014, 04:54:17 PM »
> baiting this poorly
Forgive him for he knows not what he does.

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