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The Flood / Re: Flee, can you cheat on your girlfriend with me?
« on: March 09, 2015, 04:06:23 AM »
right sorry, but i have to ask.


WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Once Comms Officer nuked himself along with the proboards, then came Weed Commando. Then Weed Commando committed suicide, and Caesar Jihadius rose out of his grave. And Caesar Jihadius decided to become GethKhilafah after playing some Mass Effect.

Speaking of which, where did that LordCommissar guy go?
LOL That's LC.
Edit:

FUCK
LC has always been a weeb.
Well, 50% of the users here are fucking weebs, so that's no surprise.

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The Flood / Re: Flee, can you cheat on your girlfriend with me?
« on: March 09, 2015, 04:05:12 AM »
right sorry, but i have to ask.


WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Once Comms Officer nuked himself along with the proboards, then came Weed Commando. Then Weed Commando committed suicide, and Caesar Jihadius rose out of his grave. And Caesar Jihadius decided to become GethKhilafah after playing some Mass Effect.

Speaking of which, where did that LordCommissar guy go?
LOL That's LC.
Edit:

FUCK

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The Flood / Re: Flee, can you cheat on your girlfriend with me?
« on: March 09, 2015, 04:04:40 AM »
right sorry, but i have to ask.


WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Once Comms Officer nuked himself along with the proboards, then came Weed Commando. Then Weed Commando committed suicide, and Caesar Jihadius rose out of his grave. And Caesar Jihadius decided to become GethKhilafah after playing some Mass Effect.
oh....
Spoiler
BY NAME OF ALL THAT IS HALAL, YOU SHALL BE BURNT BY THE FLAMES OF MERCIFUL ALLAH!!!

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The Flood / Re: Flee, can you cheat on your girlfriend with me?
« on: March 09, 2015, 04:02:55 AM »
right sorry, but i have to ask.


WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
Once Comms Officer nuked himself along with the proboards, then came Weed Commando. Then Weed Commando committed suicide, and Caesar Jihadius rose out of his grave. And Caesar Jihadius decided to become GethKhilafah after playing some Mass Effect.

Speaking of which, where did that LordCommissar guy go?

4355
The Flood / Re: Flee, can you cheat on your girlfriend with me?
« on: March 09, 2015, 03:59:30 AM »
Tempting offer, but I think I must pass.
Flee can your girlfriend cheat on you with me?
That leaves Flee open for me, so this is a good deal.

win-win

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The Flood / Re: Oh shiet
« on: March 09, 2015, 03:55:51 AM »
Which forum is this? Sep7agon with a different theme?

Where the fuck are the different themes?

Wait, no. Some Zetaboards crap instead.

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The Flood / Re: Flee, can you cheat on your girlfriend with me?
« on: March 09, 2015, 03:54:20 AM »
nooooooooooooo!!!

We can do 3-way with her if you're so worried about leaving her out and making her feel bad!

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I am only 20, please don't put these thoughts into my young and innocent head!!!!

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The Flood / Flee, can you cheat on your girlfriend with me?
« on: March 09, 2015, 03:46:45 AM »
Please, I love you Flee. <3

Who needs girlfriends when you have Khilafah?

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The Flood / Re: rate my route for my spring break road trip
« on: March 09, 2015, 03:45:09 AM »
>not touring a superior continent
/thread

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The Flood / Re: I created the final Anarchy thread ever.
« on: March 09, 2015, 02:23:15 AM »
You know this place seems really dead now that anarchy isn't around.
I've been noticing as well. Yeah, the maximum amount of members who were online today is about 55% of the members who were online 2 months ago.

And not to mention that the Serious board is nowhere near as active as it used to be.

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The Flood / Re: rate my route for my spring break road trip
« on: March 09, 2015, 01:57:10 AM »
wait there's a new mexico
There's also a New Zealand, New England, New Hampshire, New York,
You sure since New England should be included in there, cause that's not really a political entity. It's just a name for all of the northeastern states in the US.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_England

It has its own Wikipedia page
Which states that it's just a region rather than a political entity.

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The Flood / Re: Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh.
« on: March 09, 2015, 01:56:25 AM »

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The Flood / Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh.
« on: March 09, 2015, 01:40:44 AM »
Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. You touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am Sovereign. Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. Your lives are measured in years and decades. You wither, and die. We are eternal. The pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us, you are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything. Your civilization is based on the technology of the mass relays, our technology. By using it, your society develops along the paths we desire. We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it. We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite. Millions of years after your civilization has been eradicated and forgotten, we will endure. We are legion. The time of our return is coming. Our numbers will darken the sky of every world. You cannot escape your doom. Your words are as empty as your future. I am the vanguard of your destruction. This exchange is over.

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The Flood / Re: rate my route for my spring break road trip
« on: March 09, 2015, 01:36:58 AM »
wait there's a new mexico
There's also a New Zealand, New England, New Hampshire, New York,
You sure since New England should be included in there, cause that's not really a political entity. It's just a name for all of the northeastern states in the US.

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"t4r"


So much autism in his last post.
I see Challenger was wiping the floor with him as usual.

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...and holy shit, did he take the retard dial, and turn it to 11? His last posts were more fucking autistic than ever.

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The Flood / Re: rate my route for my spring break road trip
« on: March 09, 2015, 01:00:05 AM »
0/10
you're not even a real person
Prove it.
You prove it
Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. You touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am Sovereign. Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. Your lives are measured in years and decades. You wither, and die. We are eternal. The pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us, you are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything. Your civilization is based on the technology of the mass relays, our technology. By using it, your society develops along the paths we desire. We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it. We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite. Millions of years after your civilization has been eradicated and forgotten, we will endure. We are legion. The time of our return is coming. Our numbers will darken the sky of every world. You cannot escape your doom. Your words are as empty as your future. I am the vanguard of your destruction. This exchange is over.

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The Flood / Re: rate my route for my spring break road trip
« on: March 09, 2015, 12:50:04 AM »
0/10

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The Flood / Re: I created the final Anarchy thread ever.
« on: March 09, 2015, 12:08:55 AM »
You actually didn't. My Batch hate thread slipped in right before it closed.
I saw your Batch hate thread, and that was 40 seconds before my thread.
You have that reversed.
If you're not convinced, then look at the picture. I was locked out once I tried to interact with the forum immediately after I posted.

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The Flood / Re: I created the final Anarchy thread ever.
« on: March 09, 2015, 12:06:41 AM »
You actually didn't. My Batch hate thread slipped in right before it closed.
I saw your Batch hate thread, and that was 40 seconds before my (second) thread.

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The Flood / Re: I created the final Anarchy thread ever.
« on: March 09, 2015, 12:03:57 AM »
>implying anarchy won't return again
>implying

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The Flood / I created the final Anarchy thread ever.
« on: March 09, 2015, 12:01:54 AM »


(22:00:31)

Clicked on the Anarchy board button an instant later, and I was locked out.

Fitting since it was my idea as well...

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The Flood / Re: post your homescreen lads
« on: March 08, 2015, 11:57:26 PM »
>no smartphone or iPood

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The Flood / Re: THE EARTH DOES NOT ROTATE PROOF
« on: March 08, 2015, 10:35:29 PM »
NO, SAUDI ARABIA ARE NOT REAL MUSLIMS. THEY ARE WESTERN PUPPETS. THEY ARE HARAM!! DEATH TO SAUDI ARABIA!!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!


HOW IN THE NAME OF MOHAMMAD'S DIVINE FECAL MATTER DID YOU SEND ME THIS MESSAGE IN REAL TIME IF THE EARTH DOES NOT ROTATE?

WHAT YOU ARE PROPOSING IS APOSTASY. APOSTASY UNDER THE GREAT LAW OF SHARIA IN THE ISLAMIC KHILAFAH IS 69420 DEATH SENTENCES TO BE CARRIED THROUGH DICK-SLICING. YOU SHALL NOW DIE IN THE NAME OF ALLAH!

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The Flood / Re: THE EARTH DOES NOT ROTATE PROOF
« on: March 08, 2015, 10:29:44 PM »
NO, SAUDI ARABIA ARE NOT REAL MUSLIMS. THEY ARE WESTERN PUPPETS. THEY ARE HARAM!! DEATH TO SAUDI ARABIA!!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!

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The Flood / Re: Dear Self.
« on: March 08, 2015, 10:14:35 PM »
#edge/10

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The Flood / Re: 'Villains' that did literally nothing wrong
« on: March 08, 2015, 08:27:53 PM »





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The Flood / Re: RE: Your social skills
« on: March 08, 2015, 06:24:18 PM »
I'll always be a loner

*swings massive sword over his shoulder, turns around and slow walks away to the sound of Linkin Park music
CRAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

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