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The Flood / Re: Proof that Germany is better than the US.
« on: March 11, 2015, 07:58:51 PM »

Yeah, we all know that's a picture of the US.

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The Flood / Proof that Germany is better than the US.
« on: March 11, 2015, 07:57:33 PM »
In the United States, my major (Political Science) is regarded as a liberal art, so I'd just be a liberal arts major.

In Germany, Political Science is regarded as a science, so I'll be a scientist. :3

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The Flood / Re: I want a tech job
« on: March 11, 2015, 07:55:30 PM »
Which liberal arts degree did you get?

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The Flood / Re: why is dusting soooo mean?
« on: March 11, 2015, 07:53:36 PM »
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The Flood / Re: There's no more incentive to post here
« on: March 11, 2015, 07:52:04 PM »
Wait, tell me about these things you did. I wasn't here then so I never heard of them. Except for the third one.
Challenger was depressed one day and he was posting in Anarchy about how he didn't see the point in life and how we wanted to end it all. I fucking hate challenger, but I had enough conscious (at the time) to not call him out on being a loser (I would later learn that that conscious was my weakness). But challenger just kept digging himself a deeper hole in this thread. Eventually it got to the point where he said he wasn't just going to take himself out, but that he would take others with him. At that point I was prompted to notify the FBI and have him put on a watch list. I don't allow myself to have any sympathy; challenger is a cunt and he deserves it.

Nuka was exploiting this forum's pity box, and writing about how hard he it and how miserable he was. No one had the balls to say anything about, but he was dragging the entire forum down with this depressing bullshit. We all have our problems and we don't need to hear more from a self-concerned douche bag. So I took initiative. I traveled to Bungie.net where I saw a thread about a donation fund a white knight had set up for him (he had to get someone else to do it for him so he didn't look like a beggar). And so I did what I do best. I logged onto my army of alts and one by one I forged unique messages warning users that the donation fun was a scam. And I wasn't lying about that. Nuka chooses not to have a job and he chooses to live in an expensive city (Los Angeles I think). I was also using my alts to mass report the thread, thus hiding it from view from the forum. The mods had to unlock the thread twice before they finally gave in and decided to ban the thread. I successfully cut hundreds of potential dollars from his fund.
Uh.

Yeah.

Challenger really doesn't seem like the muder/suicide type, and unemployment often isn't really a choice. Seemed like a royal waste of time on your behalf.

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The Flood / Re: There's no more incentive to post here
« on: March 11, 2015, 07:48:24 PM »
Civility, please and thank you. :)
Cheat, I agree with this post. Does this mean you can finally make me into a moderator since we have so much in common?

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The Flood / Re: flood, help me pick up chicks on tinder
« on: March 11, 2015, 07:44:48 PM »
That's perfectly fine, you can call me daddy instead.
let's see where this goes
Spoiler
inb4restrainingorder

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The Flood / Re: There's no more incentive to post here
« on: March 11, 2015, 07:34:20 PM »
My time here will end with a whimper, not a bang.

What a fucking little bitch thing to say.
I've had enough 'bangs' on this forum, and I've done well enough to direct them at the people who deserved it.

Calling the police on Challenger's homicide/suicide post and getting him put on a government watch list, getting people to think Nuka's donation fund was a scam and moving him further down the poverty line, getting Sandtrap to have an aneurysm and suffer severe mental trauma, etc.

It's time to move on from here... to Reddit...
Wait, tell me about these things you did. I wasn't here then so I never heard of them. Except for the third one.

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Serious / Re: Time for that iSideWith quiz again
« on: March 11, 2015, 07:33:24 PM »


The irony of this is that if I were old enough i'd vote for the Tories in the upcoming election.
You don't side with yourself on any major issues? That's kinda sad, dude. You need more confidence.
No, not that. Whilst I have my own ideologies I also understand reality; the reality is that the only party I trust not to totally fuck everything up is the Conservatives. INTJ, both an ultimate optimist and pessimist-some of the things I say can be confusing.
Forer effect 2 da max

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Here's the problem.. How can you know their motives if they never say or spew bullshit that sounds legit? "No, the person was driving too fast. I am not giving him a ticket for revenue, I am giving him a ticket for breaking the law"  Driver only drives 5 miles over... *Rolls eyes*
Speed limits as a whole are bullshit scam to generate more revenue for cops and should be abolished or replaced with advisory speed limits which you can't be ticketed for violating.
Interstate and highway speed limits are more of an EPA-esque state level gasoline usage reduction scheme.
And in most of the interstate systems, cops generally tolerate people going up to 80-85. (which is a perfectly safe and sensible speed)

It's just the handful of asshole cops who fuck things up.
There simply aren't enough cops to ticket everybody who speeds. They're not 'assholes' for doing their job, either.
Well, while they're out lining their pockets with speeding ticket money, there are actual serious crimes going on. For example, the city I live in has only 750 policemen to manage 1,000,000 people. Focusing on speeding tickets is a sad waste of time. Especially when it's for people who are just going 10-15 miles above the limit.

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The Flood / Re: There's no more incentive to post here
« on: March 11, 2015, 07:27:31 PM »
Okay then. Bye.

You act as though anyone here even cares if you leave, and the real reason you're leaving is because it's finally gotten through to you that nobody falls for your shitty recycled bait and trolling.
I never said I was leaving, I said this forum is full of unintelligent, uninteresting people and there's little reason to continue posting here.
stop being so mean honey
Stop being a fat, ugly cunt who has to have unwanted, gay flirtations online because he's a loser.
you're just grumpy because you had to wake up early this morning
I had a good day today. These posts are art. I can say them to you people because this community sucks. I'm not sitting here with a frown on my face and my fist clenched with rage.
whatever you say baby poo
confirmed mad

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The Flood / Re: There's no more incentive to post here
« on: March 11, 2015, 07:17:55 PM »
So you gonna continue talking about leaving the forum or are you actually gonna leave the forum already? This is looking more like an attention-whoring stunt by the hour.


On the other hand, you are pissing all the other forum-goers off.... So lol.

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This is a Turkish news source.

These are the Turks, not Arabs. And the Turks have been going crazy since Erdogan took power.

ITT: Politically illiterate people

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The Flood / Re: My TV has ads built into it
« on: March 11, 2015, 06:52:52 PM »
'MURICA

Welcome to the land where you cannot escape the consumerism!!!

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Here's the problem.. How can you know their motives if they never say or spew bullshit that sounds legit? "No, the person was driving too fast. I am not giving him a ticket for revenue, I am giving him a ticket for breaking the law"  Driver only drives 5 miles over... *Rolls eyes*
Speed limits as a whole are bullshit scam to generate more revenue for cops and should be abolished or replaced with advisory speed limits which you can't be ticketed for violating.
Interstate and highway speed limits are more of an EPA-esque state level gasoline usage reduction scheme.
And in most of the interstate systems, cops generally tolerate people going up to 80-85. (which is a perfectly safe and sensible speed)

It's just the handful of asshole cops who fuck things up.

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Here's the problem.. How can you know their motives if they never say or spew bullshit that sounds legit? "No, the person was driving too fast. I am not giving him a ticket for revenue, I am giving him a ticket for breaking the law"  Driver only drives 5 miles over... *Rolls eyes*
Speed limits as a whole are bullshit scam to generate more revenue for cops and should be abolished or replaced with advisory speed limits which you can't be ticketed for violating.
Problem with that is you'll have people that will be driving too slow, causing people to get pissed and drive to fast and end up hitting something.

That, or you'll have people racing on the highways
Both of those things already happen on a regular basis.
Perhaps, but multiply that by four and that's how much more often it'll occur if w can choose how fast/slow we want to go on the road.
No, it won't. Most people go as fast as they want to go regardless of there being an enforceable speed limit.

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Here's the problem.. How can you know their motives if they never say or spew bullshit that sounds legit? "No, the person was driving too fast. I am not giving him a ticket for revenue, I am giving him a ticket for breaking the law"  Driver only drives 5 miles over... *Rolls eyes*
Speed limits as a whole are bullshit scam to generate more revenue for cops and should be abolished or replaced with advisory speed limits which you can't be ticketed for violating.
Great idea. Lets have people going 60 in residential areas or going around blind curves. Also most of a road systems are not designed to be going that fast.
Cause everybody follows the speed limits!!

On many roads I go on, people often for 40 on 30 roads. 50 on 40 roads. 80 on Freeways (65mph is the limit), and 30-35 in residential areas.

My way saves people just going 10mph over the limit from drowning in undeserved tickets. And the current speed limits are designed to be so low, that you'll end up speeding and receiving a ticket.

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The Flood / Clint Eastwood died today....
« on: March 11, 2015, 06:09:52 PM »
Yeah, shit fucking sucks. It's everywhere on the news right now.

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Here's the problem.. How can you know their motives if they never say or spew bullshit that sounds legit? "No, the person was driving too fast. I am not giving him a ticket for revenue, I am giving him a ticket for breaking the law"  Driver only drives 5 miles over... *Rolls eyes*
Speed limits as a whole are bullshit scam to generate more revenue for cops and should be abolished or replaced with advisory speed limits which you can't be ticketed for violating.
Problem with that is you'll have people that will be driving too slow, causing people to get pissed and drive to fast and end up hitting something.

That, or you'll have people racing on the highways
Both of those things already happen on a regular basis.

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Here's the problem.. How can you know their motives if they never say or spew bullshit that sounds legit? "No, the person was driving too fast. I am not giving him a ticket for revenue, I am giving him a ticket for breaking the law"  Driver only drives 5 miles over... *Rolls eyes*
Speed limits as a whole are bullshit scam to generate more revenue for cops and should be abolished or replaced with advisory speed limits which you can't be ticketed for violating.

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The Flood / Re: Just Occurred to me that this forum.....
« on: March 11, 2015, 05:30:49 PM »
Is essentially the equivalent of my morning middle table of old guys.

Get off my lawn, young'un, 'fore I call the cops on ya.
If you don't got an M1, then I ain't scared of you.

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The Flood / Re: Let's get something fucking straight.
« on: March 11, 2015, 05:28:21 PM »
Pomegranates are Middle Eastern. Therefore, the Middle East must be the best region on Earth.
Iran*
Iran is best land.

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Well, saying that anti-Semitism is still a huge problem even today, it'd be a horrible idea to stop teaching and remembering this.
Yes, good goy. Believe the oppression is real.

Donate food to Israel please.
Anti-Semitism doesn't exist which is why large amounts of Jews in Western Europe are moving back to Israel. Which is why Synagogues are attacked, vandalized, and shot at on a regular basis. Which is why pro-Russian rebels in Donbass often refer to the government in Kiev as "dirty Jews".

Saying that anti-Semitism isn't a major problem today is as stupid as saying that the Earth is flat or that humans didn't come out of Africa.
But comms

The earth is flat.

dun dun dun

Damn lizard people got me again!!

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The Flood / Re: Let's get something fucking straight.
« on: March 11, 2015, 04:55:08 PM »
Pomegranates are Middle Eastern. Therefore, the Middle East must be the best region on Earth.

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Serious / Re: Don't nobody give speeches like Obama.
« on: March 11, 2015, 04:54:18 PM »
Na,h I think that Angela Merkel gives better speeches..... :)

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Well, saying that anti-Semitism is still a huge problem even today, it'd be a horrible idea to stop teaching and remembering this.
Yes, good goy. Believe the oppression is real.

Donate food to Israel please.
Anti-Semitism doesn't exist which is why large amounts of Jews in Western Europe are moving back to Israel. Which is why Synagogues are attacked, vandalized, and shot at on a regular basis. Which is why pro-Russian rebels in Donbass often refer to the government in Kiev as "dirty Jews".

Saying that anti-Semitism isn't a major problem today is as stupid as saying that the Earth is flat or that humans didn't come out of Africa.

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Well, saying that anti-Semitism is still a huge problem even today, it'd be a horrible idea to stop teaching and remembering this.

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The Flood / Re: >americans have added sugar with their milk
« on: March 11, 2015, 03:58:25 PM »
Allow me to check the produce in my fridge and pantry and see how many of them have sugars...

Okay....

The half and half (it's like dairy creamer, if you Britbongs don't know what I'm talking about) has sugar.
The bread has sugar.
The frozen peas have sugar.
The chips have sugar.
The chili mix has sugar.
The pistachios have sugar.

And most of these foods were from an "Organic" foodstore. There's no escaping from the sugar here. FML
Now are these naturally occuring or added sugars?
Hmm....

With the dairy product, it's most likely natural.
With the bread and pistachios, it's plausible that they're natural sugars.
The chips, chili, and peas, there is not a chance in fucking hell they were natural.

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Serious / Re: Boehner's invite to Netanyahu is unconstitutional
« on: March 11, 2015, 03:56:12 PM »
The US gov't really should be trying to win over the Iranians.

It can only be good for the US if the Shia nations and Sunni nations are competing for support. Play them against each other to get the best results for America.
I'm sorry, when did you start to believe that fundamentalist Muslims are rational actors?

Iran is a rogue state.
Iran is no less rational than the Saudis, and the US government is always happy to keep it's mouth shut whenever their human rights violatians cause international outcry.

I'm with you on not trusting crazy theocrats, but there's only like two countries in the region NOT run by crazy theocrats, one of which is a monarchy.
One of which the US is already allied with, so why fuck that alliance over just to try appeasing a total wild card?

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Serious / Re: What do you think of your representative?
« on: March 11, 2015, 03:54:51 PM »
She's (Anna Eshoo) pretty alright. Obviously a Democrat. Though she was able to get my family a tour of the White House and Congress last Summer, so there's that.

inb4nonAmericans

inb4nonBritbongs

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