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The Flood / Peto kills Paul.
« on: March 19, 2015, 01:01:32 AM »
Peto is just a map submitter in /r/syriancivilwar and elsewhere, whose maps are consistently used by every pro-Syrian Government website because they're very biased in their favor.



In other news, I have no idea why I posted this here.


*sigh*

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The Flood / Re: Bored as fuck AMA me anything.
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:58:17 AM »
Favorite meme?
Memes are for kufar.

Bored of memes now. My new gimmick for the next 6 months is the Islamic State.

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The Flood / Re: Bored as fuck AMA me anything.
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:56:40 AM »
pls memespond

(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)

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The Flood / Re: I'm going to sleep AMA me something if you want to idc
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:55:00 AM »
y r u gey

3785
The Flood / Re: Drunk ama me anything
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:52:25 AM »

This is your cousin, right?
No, that is me! How did you uncover my superior body with superior consumption abilities as well as superior intellect!!!

:OOO

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The Flood / Re: Who needs sex..
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:51:39 AM »
Who are you anyway?
Caliph Ibrahim.

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The Flood / Bored as fuck AMA me anything.
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:50:43 AM »
board

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The Flood / Re: Who needs sex..
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:49:44 AM »
Kid, quit embarrassing yourself and just get laid already.

We don't care about your shit.
This pleb's intellect has been determined to be so lacking, that he forgot what the meaning of Msacras even means!!! xDDDD
I don't know what that means, but I'm going to assume it means you're a vegetarian and therefore inferior.
I am a meat eating machine, you dirty troll! How dare you insult my superiorest intellect! You shall pay once I conjure up my Level 6 acid fireball!

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The Flood / Re: Drunk ama me anything
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:47:33 AM »
Intellectually inferior to lord Caliph Ibrahim.

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The Flood / Re: Who needs sex..
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:46:15 AM »
Kid, quit embarrassing yourself and just get laid already.

We don't care about your shit.
This pleb's intellect has been determined to be so lacking, that he forgot what the meaning of Msacras even means!!! xDDDD

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The Flood / Re: Who needs sex..
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:45:36 AM »
Who needs sex when you have a waifu and an onahole?
With a response such as that, your intellect should be about 40.72930545% as strong as mine.

INCREDIBLE!!!

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The Flood / Re: Who needs sex..
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:44:00 AM »
Calm down, Verbatim.
>is confirmed mad because lacking an immensely awe-inspiring and power intellect such as myself

3793
The Flood / Who needs sex..
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:41:44 AM »
...when you have a vastly superiorer intellect compared to every other pleb on Earth?

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Allahu Akbar.


GODDAMMIT, was that really the first thing to come to mind!?

FUCK!

I need to stop following this hugeass war going on in the Middle East right now..

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The Flood / Re: Most Disgusting Things Humans Deal With
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:31:17 AM »
I think Liberalism is the most disgusting thing humans have to deal with
Oh my god!!

People want to have equal rights!?

Oh, the tragedy!!
Liberals are not for equal right. Most are feminists that want everything to go the woman's way. Others want to take guns away, others want the children locked in-doors, etc


>the end result of watching too much FOX News.

Tragic, is it not?

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The Flood / Re: tfw
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:30:05 AM »
tfw you live in the age of dank memes, and not universal exploration.
tfw your memes are too sophisticated for those of inferior intellect
>Memes
>Sophistication
The struggle is real.

But only those with fedoras that have the ability to tip such as mine, will know that feel.

For in this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phoney God's blessings. But because, I am enlightened by my own intelligence.

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The Flood / Re: tfw
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:25:34 AM »
tfw you live in the age of dank memes, and not universal exploration.
tfw your memes are too sophisticated for those of inferior intellect

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The Flood / Re: tfw
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:21:35 AM »
Then get on a boat.
It's happening next year.

Though I want this year to be done already so I can finally go to the right side of the Atlantic (pun not intended)
Then go over to the East with the rest of your commies and let us keep on 'murica'n.
Yaaaaay

I will love my future Commie friends. :)

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The Flood / Re: tfw
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:20:00 AM »
Then get on a boat.
It's happening next year.

Though I want this year to be done already so I can finally go to the right side of the Atlantic (pun not intended)

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The Flood / tfw
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:16:57 AM »
you are living on the wrong side of the Atlantic. Boo hoo...

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The Flood / Re: Most Disgusting Things Humans Deal With
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:13:11 AM »
Hello again, it's been awhile.
Oi. From the hiatus of blessed Homestuck I have been honing my sense of metairony, meditating on the intricacies of sarcasm and plumbing the depths of memes for spiritual clarity.
I've been doing fuck all, essentially. Sometimes I just like to disappear.

I was wondering where you were off too. I thought I missed a goodbye thread of something
If I left for good I probably wouldn't tell anyone, that way you get the expectant dog effect where people wait for you to come home and PSYCHE, you don't.
This or making a cryptic suicide thread. Whatever I'm in the mood for, I suppose.
Did I miss anything?

Nope.

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The Flood / Re: Describe your first sexual experience
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:10:39 AM »
So many betas


First "sexual" experience was a hand job while watching titanic my sophomore year

Since then I've done a lot. Like a lot of different shit....

A lot
Eww, you're into shit.

Didn't think we had a scatophile in this forum...
I'm not a scatophile but I've eaten ass before right after a shower... No scat involved pls
Better than doing it before she had a shower..... >__>

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The Flood / Re: Describe your first sexual experience
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:07:06 AM »
So many betas


First "sexual" experience was a hand job while watching titanic my sophomore year

Since then I've done a lot. Like a lot of different shit....

A lot
Eww, you're into shit.

Didn't think we had a scatophile in this forum...

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Serious / Re: The habbedabenings of Russia
« on: March 19, 2015, 12:02:58 AM »
I think Russia is more or less isolated from the rest of the western world. If you were hated by others then wouldn't you just keep reminding them that you are a power, and therefore not to be trifled with militarily? The EU also lacks an unified military power, so I really doubt anyone wants a war.

It just feels like living this century's Cold War. Or maybe it's just the beginning to an all-out nuclear war! Finally my bottle cap collection will be worth something.
I have more than you.

Then I'll buy a Gatling Laser and kill you to steal all of your caps.

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The Flood / Re: yo wtf happened to door?
« on: March 18, 2015, 11:55:27 PM »
Pretty sure he became Arm The Mob.

3806
The Flood / Re: When I was young, 5, 6 or 7, my parents..
« on: March 18, 2015, 11:52:30 PM »
Who seriously leaves shit unlocked anymore? The criminal would break in the same way and fuck them up instead if I did not take his ass down with a gun
Now you're making this into an issue of playing hero and saving the neighborhood rather than self-defense cause the intruder would already be at another house.

Quote
Getting into a car wreck is a random chance too. Even if you are a careful driver, you can still get into a wreck because of the OTHER driver's mistake or criminal activity. Just like you are getting wrecked right now
That's not what you said 5 minutes ago. Texting and driving means that YOU aren't looking at the road or being a careful driver, and YOU are putting yourself and other people in danger. Which I guess could be an accurate comparison to pulling a gun out at an armed intruder.
What I'm trying to get at, is that being defenceless is reckless and foolish. Why else do we wear seat belts? Why else do we have a fire extinguisher or fire hydrant. To be prepared for the unexpected
I won't debate the purpose of seatbelts or fire extinguishers, since those are designed for the purpose of saving or protecting people. Guns however, are designed specifically to kill or injure people. Even in a self-defense scenario, you will still have to kill or injure that person who has the gun pulled on you, and he will be well aware of that and will panic, either shooting you or fleeing. But is it really worth gambling your life over how an armed intruder will react your pulling a gun on him?
YES! Die on your knees or fight on your feet, which do you risk?
Neither.

I won't need to pick any of the above if I hide. :)
Criminal finds you, dead. Well sir, great debate we are having. Criminals love to search houses that they think are empty of people.
Unless his aim was to simply rob your possessions.

And looky here, now our debate has come full circle, and we're repeating what we said before.
This just goes to show you, debates are pointless Obama
I don't care for any US political parties, believe me. US politics are fucking retarded.
Well, the way you are arguing, Obama and his party would love you.
The love would only be one way then, and I'll have to friendzone them. :/
They could still rape you in the friendzone. Hence why self-defense is important
They can't rape me in a country where they have no jurisdiction.
Or really? Who is the global leading currency. America! What we do, could and probably will affect you.
Of course it would. The world is very interconnected. Just in the same way that outside events can, have, and will affect the US.
Yep. The terrorist walk down our streets and gun down people... wait, how can that happen when they get shot by random citizens who are carrying?
I'm not talking about that sort of stuff. But tell me how many shootings have been stopped by random citizens who were carrying. Because I have yet to hear of one. All of them end with their suicide or when the SWAT team comes.

And most shootings end up with 1 or 2 deaths, if any. And the ones where more people have died, the attacker made preparations for dealing with carrying citizens.
The Media is one sided!! You have to find the positive news online for this stuff..
I had the NRA facebook page liked for like 2 years, and I didn't hear anything about it despite the fact that they crawled all over every positive gun story ever.
Most NRA news outlets are just cancerous OBUMMER'S GONNA TAKE YER GUNS stuff...
I hate their phone calls, but at least they don't want to restrict things. They advocate freedom to protect yourself
As well as the freedom to get yourself needlessly killed.
And that's my choice and no one has the right to force me to do otherwise
Which is true, and I was just informing you of other options.

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The Flood / Re: When I was young, 5, 6 or 7, my parents..
« on: March 18, 2015, 11:33:26 PM »
Who seriously leaves shit unlocked anymore? The criminal would break in the same way and fuck them up instead if I did not take his ass down with a gun
Now you're making this into an issue of playing hero and saving the neighborhood rather than self-defense cause the intruder would already be at another house.

Quote
Getting into a car wreck is a random chance too. Even if you are a careful driver, you can still get into a wreck because of the OTHER driver's mistake or criminal activity. Just like you are getting wrecked right now
That's not what you said 5 minutes ago. Texting and driving means that YOU aren't looking at the road or being a careful driver, and YOU are putting yourself and other people in danger. Which I guess could be an accurate comparison to pulling a gun out at an armed intruder.
What I'm trying to get at, is that being defenceless is reckless and foolish. Why else do we wear seat belts? Why else do we have a fire extinguisher or fire hydrant. To be prepared for the unexpected
I won't debate the purpose of seatbelts or fire extinguishers, since those are designed for the purpose of saving or protecting people. Guns however, are designed specifically to kill or injure people. Even in a self-defense scenario, you will still have to kill or injure that person who has the gun pulled on you, and he will be well aware of that and will panic, either shooting you or fleeing. But is it really worth gambling your life over how an armed intruder will react your pulling a gun on him?
YES! Die on your knees or fight on your feet, which do you risk?
Neither.

I won't need to pick any of the above if I hide. :)
Criminal finds you, dead. Well sir, great debate we are having. Criminals love to search houses that they think are empty of people.
Unless his aim was to simply rob your possessions.

And looky here, now our debate has come full circle, and we're repeating what we said before.
This just goes to show you, debates are pointless Obama
I don't care for any US political parties, believe me. US politics are fucking retarded.
Well, the way you are arguing, Obama and his party would love you.
The love would only be one way then, and I'll have to friendzone them. :/
They could still rape you in the friendzone. Hence why self-defense is important
They can't rape me in a country where they have no jurisdiction.
Or really? Who is the global leading currency. America! What we do, could and probably will affect you.
Of course it would. The world is very interconnected. Just in the same way that outside events can, have, and will affect the US.
Yep. The terrorist walk down our streets and gun down people... wait, how can that happen when they get shot by random citizens who are carrying?
I'm not talking about that sort of stuff. But tell me how many shootings have been stopped by random citizens who were carrying. Because I have yet to hear of one. All of them end with their suicide or when the SWAT team comes.

And most shootings end up with 1 or 2 deaths, if any. And the ones where more people have died, the attacker made preparations for dealing with carrying citizens.
The Media is one sided!! You have to find the positive news online for this stuff..
I had the NRA facebook page liked for like 2 years, and I didn't hear anything about it despite the fact that they crawled all over every positive gun story ever.
Most NRA news outlets are just cancerous OBUMMER'S GONNA TAKE YER GUNS stuff...
I hate their phone calls, but at least they don't want to restrict things. They advocate freedom to protect yourself
As well as the freedom to get yourself needlessly killed.

3808
The Flood / Re: Most Disgusting Things Humans Deal With
« on: March 18, 2015, 11:25:39 PM »
I think Liberalism is the most disgusting thing humans have to deal with
Oh my god!!

People want to have equal rights!?

Oh, the tragedy!!
Liberals are not for equal right. Most are feminists that want everything to go the woman's way. Others want to take guns away, others want the children locked in-doors, etc
You watch way too much biased media....

Sure, there are a couple of crazy ones who want things that way, but those aren't the majority.

Just in the same way how most conservatives aren't racist, corporate boogeymen.

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The Flood / Re: When I was young, 5, 6 or 7, my parents..
« on: March 18, 2015, 11:15:51 PM »
Who seriously leaves shit unlocked anymore? The criminal would break in the same way and fuck them up instead if I did not take his ass down with a gun
Now you're making this into an issue of playing hero and saving the neighborhood rather than self-defense cause the intruder would already be at another house.

Quote
Getting into a car wreck is a random chance too. Even if you are a careful driver, you can still get into a wreck because of the OTHER driver's mistake or criminal activity. Just like you are getting wrecked right now
That's not what you said 5 minutes ago. Texting and driving means that YOU aren't looking at the road or being a careful driver, and YOU are putting yourself and other people in danger. Which I guess could be an accurate comparison to pulling a gun out at an armed intruder.
What I'm trying to get at, is that being defenceless is reckless and foolish. Why else do we wear seat belts? Why else do we have a fire extinguisher or fire hydrant. To be prepared for the unexpected
I won't debate the purpose of seatbelts or fire extinguishers, since those are designed for the purpose of saving or protecting people. Guns however, are designed specifically to kill or injure people. Even in a self-defense scenario, you will still have to kill or injure that person who has the gun pulled on you, and he will be well aware of that and will panic, either shooting you or fleeing. But is it really worth gambling your life over how an armed intruder will react your pulling a gun on him?
YES! Die on your knees or fight on your feet, which do you risk?
Neither.

I won't need to pick any of the above if I hide. :)
Criminal finds you, dead. Well sir, great debate we are having. Criminals love to search houses that they think are empty of people.
Unless his aim was to simply rob your possessions.

And looky here, now our debate has come full circle, and we're repeating what we said before.
This just goes to show you, debates are pointless Obama
I don't care for any US political parties, believe me. US politics are fucking retarded.
Well, the way you are arguing, Obama and his party would love you.
The love would only be one way then, and I'll have to friendzone them. :/
They could still rape you in the friendzone. Hence why self-defense is important
They can't rape me in a country where they have no jurisdiction.
Or really? Who is the global leading currency. America! What we do, could and probably will affect you.
Of course it would. The world is very interconnected. Just in the same way that outside events can, have, and will affect the US.
Yep. The terrorist walk down our streets and gun down people... wait, how can that happen when they get shot by random citizens who are carrying?
I'm not talking about that sort of stuff. But tell me how many shootings have been stopped by random citizens who were carrying. Because I have yet to hear of one. All of them end with their suicide or when the SWAT team comes.

And most shootings end up with 1 or 2 deaths, if any. And the ones where more people have died, the attacker made preparations for dealing with carrying citizens.
The Media is one sided!! You have to find the positive news online for this stuff..
I had the NRA facebook page liked for like 2 years, and I didn't hear anything about it despite the fact that they crawled all over every positive gun story ever.

3810
The Flood / Re: Most Disgusting Things Humans Deal With
« on: March 18, 2015, 11:15:07 PM »
I think Liberalism is the most disgusting thing humans have to deal with
Oh my god!!

People want to have equal rights!?

Oh, the tragedy!!

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