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The Flood / Re: Taco Bell is the best Mexican authentic food.
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:52:05 AM »
Since I am a mod I'm just going to lock this thread
So this weekend is impossible for you right?
Yup working both days am-pm
:'(

I don't think I can make Monday
I'm actually heading down to London next month funny enough.
yeah im busy that month
I was lying to try to get Challenger excited.

Though I wish I weren't lying though. :^(
wait what i thought you were being srs

:c
I wish I were srs tho..... :c

It's so nice...

Next time I come down to London (which would probably be 2 years, yeah big drag, I know), you better be there.

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Serious / Re: Antarctica hits highest ever recorded temperature
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:50:56 AM »
HOW DOES ANTARCTICA REACH 60 FREAKING DEGREES?
The northern peninsular parts of the continent are pretty temperate (by Antarctican standards). Not the entire continent is Vostok Station.

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The Flood / Re: Taco Bell is the best Mexican authentic food.
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:50:01 AM »
Since I am a mod I'm just going to lock this thread
So this weekend is impossible for you right?
Yup working both days am-pm
:'(

I don't think I can make Monday
I'm actually heading down to London next month funny enough.
yeah im busy that month
I was lying to try to get Challenger excited.

Though I wish I weren't lying though. :^(

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The Flood / Re: ALLAHU AKBAR
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:19:07 AM »

>TV is haram in the land of Khilafah

No, the sharīʿah gives those in the land of Khilafah ultimate freedom.

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The Flood / Re: ALLAHU AKBAR
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:14:57 AM »

>TV is haram in the land of Khilafah

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The Flood / Re: ALLAHU AKBAR
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:13:53 AM »
Are you a martyr or a fucking jalfrezi?
You are a dog of Rome. In the name of Allāh, your blood will turn the Euphrates red.

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The Flood / ALLAHU AKBAR
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:06:50 AM »
APRIL FOOLS IS HARAM AND IS A HOLIDAY OF THE LANDS OF ROME

THE DOGS OF ROME SHALL BE SLAUGHTERED BY THE MUJAHIDEEN

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The Flood / Re: Mmm mmmmmm, Tara Reid in a bikini.
« on: April 01, 2015, 02:05:23 AM »
Reminder that she was the hottest girl The Asylum could find to star in Sharknado.

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The Flood / I'm the one who DDOS'd the site.
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:44:46 AM »
Cause there aren't any rules forbidding it.

Come at me bro.

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The Flood / FAGS BURN IN HELL!!
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:39:00 AM »
April Fools!!

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The Flood / Re: "I don't need feminism"
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:38:29 AM »
*tips fedora*

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The Flood / Re: A relative of mine went to join IS.
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:30:17 AM »
You really think you guys will be affected by this family member's decision?
كذبة نيسان Translates to April Fools.
Huh? No. I wrote down my relative's name there. That's a mistranslation.

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The Flood / Re: A relative of mine went to join IS.
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:26:33 AM »
You really think you guys will be affected by this family member's decision?
I don't know. We're honestly really shocked right now from the news, and we don't really know what to expect from the NSA.

I mean, he is a relative who grew up with my mom for a little bit. So we're worried that she'll get picked up and interrogated.

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The Flood / Re: I was the one who DDoS'd the site
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:25:06 AM »
It's still not April in California.

Cheat, Arrest this motherfucker.
I arrested him.

Spoiler
April Fools!
HUR HUR SO FUNEH

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The Flood / A relative of mine went to join IS. AMA me anything.
« on: April 01, 2015, 01:22:54 AM »
This thread is actually serious.

So I may have mentioned this long, lost relative of mine (on my mom's side) who is living in Bahrain and with whom we haven't communicated in like.... forever.

So the other day, we finally decided to attempt contacting him, but the phone call instead went to his wife who we had no idea even existed until that day. We explain to her how we're trying to contact said long lost relative, and she tells us that he went to join Da'esh. And, well. This isn't anything which I expected would actually happen. Like, this could be one of the most life-changing things to happen in my life.

So as a result, my family and I will probably leave the country soon because we don't want the NSA stalking us for the rest of our lives.

So AMA me anything since these are my final days of ever being in the US.

كذبة نيسان -

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Serious / Re: Antarctica hits highest ever recorded temperature
« on: March 31, 2015, 11:01:13 PM »
Yeah, only a couple of days ago, it was record high temperature here for March. Which can get pretty freaking hot since I'm living in California.
I'm so looking forward to it cooling off here.
Oh come on, we both know that'll never happen here. California's like a goddamn furnace any season of the year.
Oh come on, no it isn't.

I live in the god damn desert and it's not even close to hot. Even summer isn't that hot. Want to bitch about hot? Spend a week at the River in July.

You low-landers don't know what Hot is.
The fuck is the River?

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The Flood / YO CHALLENGER
« on: March 31, 2015, 10:36:27 PM »
What's it like living in the capital of the Caliphate?

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The Flood / Re: Taco Bell is the best Mexican authentic food.
« on: March 31, 2015, 10:34:58 PM »
Since I am a mod I'm just going to lock this thread
So this weekend is impossible for you right?
Yup working both days am-pm
:'(

I don't think I can make Monday
I'm actually heading down to London next month funny enough.

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Serious / Re: Serious personal question to LGBT users
« on: March 31, 2015, 10:05:12 PM »
You should stick it in her pooper.

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Serious / Re: Trans Pacific Partnership
« on: March 31, 2015, 07:53:28 PM »
Somebody should make a thread about TTIP.

Which is sort of similar to TPP, but it's fucking terrible.

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Yay, we're on the same side now in terms of UKIP!!

But yeah, anti-Immigration platforms are 100% bullshit.

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The Flood / Picture thread.
« on: March 31, 2015, 03:38:31 AM »
ANGERANGERANGERANGERANGERANGERANGERANGERANGERANGERANGERANGERANGERANGERANGERANGERANGERANGERANGER

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Serious / Re: Antarctica hits highest ever recorded temperature
« on: March 31, 2015, 03:32:59 AM »
Climate change isn't real. It's a Muslim/Jewish conspiracy headed by Obama and his new world order.

I wouldn't be surprised if you actually believed that
FUCKING LOL YOUR AVATAR
i made it lol so its actualy mai avtar xDD

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The Flood / Re: Why did you pick your avatar(s)?
« on: March 31, 2015, 03:24:58 AM »
I feel like it's the truest expression of myself there is

Nobody understands me like my avatar does
OMG I'M EASILY IMPRESSED
Lol, you're so mad right now.

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The Flood / Re: Why did you pick your avatar(s)?
« on: March 31, 2015, 03:23:23 AM »
What better than my own image could represent me?
Something even edgier.

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The Flood / Re: Why did you pick your avatar(s)?
« on: March 31, 2015, 03:23:00 AM »
I feel like it's the truest expression of myself there is

Nobody understands me like my avatar does
OH MY GOD LOL

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The Flood / Who is the new forum chew toy?
« on: March 31, 2015, 02:04:42 AM »
Like, who in your opinion would best fit the role of forum chew toy?

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It's confirmed, we're getting closer to the Fallout world. We're going to die from a thermonuclear war by 2077 while we drive our nuclear-powered cars.
>implying that this article wasn't propaganda made from the Illuminati

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Mods are stupid, though.
Play the game as it was meant to be played, how about?

*runs*
Shut the fuck up Verbatim.

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The Flood / Re: Why did you pick your avatar(s)?
« on: March 31, 2015, 01:35:18 AM »


only the best character ever
But who is that character?

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