A MEATCALL!!!!!!!!!!!

Quote from: Not Comms Officer on April 15, 2015, 01:44:48 AM

Quote from: Isara on April 15, 2015, 01:39:50 AM

Challenge them to a duel. God will decide who is righteous.

A final duel, that is.

I would win solely due to my experience in final duels.

That feeling when you're a dropout.

wut hapened? :^(

Who will win this final duel?

So is there any reason you linked to a blog instead of the actual story?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Quote from: Not Comms Officer on April 14, 2015, 11:57:04 PM

>Jim posting 20-something year old women

wut


(she's gonna be like 40 or something, I just know it)

They're both in their 30's

>Jim posting 20-something year old women

wut


(she's gonna be like 40 or something, I just know it)

Quote from: Not Comms Officer on April 14, 2015, 11:04:34 PM

Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on April 14, 2015, 10:54:29 PM

Quote from: Not Comms Officer on April 14, 2015, 10:49:47 PM

Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on April 14, 2015, 10:48:41 PM

Literally everyone in this thread is retarded. All you have to do is put the baby back in the microwave for -5 seconds.

There's no - button on the microwave though!!!

Just mail the baby to me and I'll do it. My microwave has one.

Spoiler

It actually does though.

I don't have time! They're coming to the door right now!

What if you put the baby back in and change the clock back to before you originally microwaved him? I think that should work.

It didn't work. I'm just gonna make a run for it!

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I love America. Unfortunately, our population has become an army of drones, unwilling to think independently.

3edgy

But seriously though, I overheard some women talking about this today at work (Florida) and they were saying they agree with the nurse and that they "have a right to not treat the student". People are stupid.

I know, right? It's so fucking retarded.

Especially since the nurse wasn't even affected directly by the student refusing to participate in the stupid pledge.

There have been about 10 final duels already

59 final duels*

And the nurse also refused to help the student because she refused to say the Pledge of Allegiance. This is seriously so fucking stupid. Why is bullshit like this even allowed here?

Oh, but in the US, there's no such thing as Nationalism since the US is better than everyone else!!!! *facenuke*


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/steve-siebold/pledge-of-allegiance-inci_b_7064400.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592

Literally everyone in this thread is retarded. All you have to do is put the baby back in the microwave for -5 seconds.

There's no - button on the microwave though!!!

Put in in for another minute or two. He probs just fell asleep from all the comfort.

Oh my god, I put him in for 2 minutes, and he's still not moving! I think that he might actually be sick!!!!!!

DDDDD:

So he was like 3 months old, and he was looking pretty cold. So I thought to put him in the microwave and just turn it on for a few seconds to heat him up. After about a minute, I open up the microwave and the baby's not moving. It's just totally limp and not reacting to anything I'm doing.

Please help me, this is urgent. I think that the baby might be sick, so I need somewhere to put him inside of until he gets better.

I'm scared. I still want my 15 dollars an hour, but I'm worried that I won't get paid if the baby's sick. :^(

The fanatically religious jihadists allegedly waiting right in the house right across the road from you.
We have dismissed that claim