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The Flood / Re: USA #1
« on: April 16, 2015, 03:26:51 AM »
So in other words America is average? If most of the countries in the world are above average then that brings into question the validity of the study.
America is below average. The average is 5.5 inches.

If by 5.5 you mean approximately 5.17 (+- .65) inches.
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The Flood / Re: USA #1
« on: April 16, 2015, 03:14:34 AM »
So in other words America is average? If most of the countries in the world are above average then that brings into question the validity of the study.
America is below average. The average is 5.5 inches.

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The Flood / Re: Accidentally stepped in my dog's shit AMA
« on: April 16, 2015, 03:11:24 AM »
What size dog is this?
Pomeranian.
Then I don't see how that's a problem. You just gotta splash some water on your foot given that Pomeranians are rat-sized pretty much.
For his size he takes some big shits sometimes.
And I thought my Yorkie was small...

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The Flood / Re: Accidentally stepped in my dog's shit AMA
« on: April 16, 2015, 03:09:04 AM »
What size dog is this?
Pomeranian.
Then I don't see how that's a problem. You just gotta splash some water on your foot given that Pomeranians are rat-sized pretty much.

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The Flood / Re: Accidentally stepped in my dog's shit AMA
« on: April 16, 2015, 03:06:05 AM »
What size dog is this?

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The Flood / Re: USA #1
« on: April 16, 2015, 03:03:30 AM »
>Click bait

Kill yourself
Flee's country has the biggest dicks in Western Europe.  8)

But isn't it funny how tiny American dicks are? I guess that's the price of freedom.

Not my problem, I got a 7+ inch super cock, so I'm good.
Not my problem either, but for every person with a large dick, there's someone in this country who's small enough to bring the average down to a paltry 5 inches.

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The Flood / Re: USA #1
« on: April 16, 2015, 02:58:48 AM »
>Click bait

Kill yourself
Flee's country has the biggest dicks in Western Europe.  8)

But isn't it funny how tiny American dicks are? I guess that's the price of freedom.

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The Flood / USA #1
« on: April 16, 2015, 02:30:43 AM »
Well, it's more like #96 in terms of penis size at a disappointing 5.08 inches. :/

http://klaq.com/worldwide-penis-survey-heres-the-chart-were-talking-about-this-a-m/

This is pretty funny though. #96 LOL

Discuss your penis size if you're not a pansy.

EDIT: This is out of 116 countries, so this puts the US in the bottom 20th percentile.

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The Flood / Re: Where on Earth should I live?
« on: April 16, 2015, 12:37:06 AM »
I got Kenya.
The questions on that are bullshit anyway.
I tried to find a better one of these things, but almost all of them only told you which places in the US you should live in rather than other parts of the world.

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The Flood / Where on Earth should I live?
« on: April 16, 2015, 12:24:21 AM »
Yes, it's one of these quiz things again. It only has 19 questions though.

So just take it and then post which country you got.

http://www.arealme.com/country/en/

I got Turkey.

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The Flood / Re: I have terrible news...
« on: April 15, 2015, 11:58:43 PM »
>reminder that the actor for John Connor in Terminator 2 is a complete loser now

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The Flood / Re: Is Rocketman a mod?
« on: April 15, 2015, 11:57:10 PM »
Is Comms our worst new poster?
Spoiler
yes, yes he is
>implying that I haven't been here longer than you have

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The Flood / Re: Is Rocketman a mod?
« on: April 15, 2015, 11:55:42 PM »
Comms, stop copying threads. please.
I'm not copying threads. These are my own original thread ideas. You have some serious nerve accusing me of plagiarism.

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The Flood / Re: Is Comms a meme?
« on: April 15, 2015, 11:51:49 PM »
#COMMSFORMEME2015

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The Flood / Re: Is Comms a meme?
« on: April 15, 2015, 11:51:32 PM »
nope
>just jealous that I'm a meme and you're not even a mod

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The Flood / Is Rocketman a mod?
« on: April 15, 2015, 11:47:24 PM »
Who will win this final duel?

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Communist scum!
What can we say? Canada is superior.
It's not too different from the US honestly spoken other than its more progressive politics and colder weather.
ehhhh I've heard a lot of Canada's politics wouldn't work well in America partly due to the fact that your population is like ten times the size of ours. So yeah things are different but we're still a lot alike. (:
It's more attributed to the different attitudes towards Government between Canada and the US. Americans tend to be far more skeptical of big Government than other Western countries.

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Serious / Re: California's Water Rationing
« on: April 15, 2015, 11:42:27 PM »
ALL YOUR WATER ARE BELONG TO US

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Communist scum!
What can we say? Canada is superior.
It's not too different from the US honestly spoken other than its more progressive politics and colder weather.

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you like coca cola? youre welcome

#georgiatrufax
Redneck as fuck.

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Pennsylvania is poor and ugly.
Redneck as fuck.

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i have no trufax for georgia.
redneck as fuck.

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California is better than all the other US states. Lol.

Everywhere else is either expensive as fuck, rural as fuck, or redneck as fuck.

I'm serious. Pick a state, and I can put it in one of those 3 categories.

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The Flood / Re: so is weather a meme now
« on: April 15, 2015, 11:19:21 PM »
no this forum is fucking retarded
we like to use the term autistic here
we like to use the term mentally slow here

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The Flood / Is weather a meme now?
« on: April 15, 2015, 11:18:48 PM »
Who will win this final duel?

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The Flood / Do you need to turn on the heaters in California?
« on: April 15, 2015, 11:14:18 PM »
 Who will win this final duel between California and the Reapers?

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