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2251
« on: April 19, 2015, 02:07:42 AM »
Greatest
Of
All
Time
Usually used to state your opinion that something is the best, even though it is highly subjective.
Example; Arnold Schwarzenegger is the GOAT bodybuilder
Ah, so sort of like how Greece is one of the GOAT countries.  inb4hatetrain
2252
« on: April 19, 2015, 02:03:07 AM »
Your mom
Fucking kill yourself stupid nigger
Gotta admit that he got you there.
2253
« on: April 19, 2015, 02:01:35 AM »
Pineapples are the GOAT fruit.
GOAT? Oh, and thanks for reminding me that goat cheese in the US sucks and the only good goat cheese comes from the Balkans. :^( tfw not in greece
2254
« on: April 19, 2015, 01:55:51 AM »
Discuss how delicious pineapples are.
2255
« on: April 19, 2015, 01:54:10 AM »
What do you need the money for?
2256
« on: April 19, 2015, 01:48:16 AM »
I really really want to try DMT
watch Enter The Void
You haven't tried it already?
2257
« on: April 19, 2015, 01:34:16 AM »
>tfw they think they're people
Oh no, too bad only one other person voted for me.... I guess that only one person will accompany me on the Great Journey.
2258
« on: April 19, 2015, 01:26:19 AM »
I think I win the 2025 election by default
How so?
2259
« on: April 19, 2015, 01:25:14 AM »
It's not enough that you embarrass yourself with this stupid fucking shit, you have to break your own goddamn rules just to win this ego-stroking game? You lost to someone who doesn't even come here, obviously nobody likes you. Didn't you ask for a ban last year? Why are you even back? Will no one else accept you?
Check the 2011 and 2013 elections.
The ones where you were using alt accounts?
Yeah.
So the only way other people could like you was by pretending to be other people?
lol
What? No.
I got banned a lot.
Gee, I wonder why?
Cause I spammed the forum like all the time. So what?
You mean like...
...like now?
So? Are you actually annoyed by me hosting a Presidential election? Lol.
By you in general.
Like, worse than Deci.
Stay mad.
If you're still here, I will.
CAN'T MOSSAD COMMS OFFICER
2260
« on: April 19, 2015, 01:24:02 AM »
We need to run that back
Oh no, I guess you'll just have to wait until 2017. :^(
2261
« on: April 19, 2015, 01:22:09 AM »
It's not enough that you embarrass yourself with this stupid fucking shit, you have to break your own goddamn rules just to win this ego-stroking game? You lost to someone who doesn't even come here, obviously nobody likes you. Didn't you ask for a ban last year? Why are you even back? Will no one else accept you?
Check the 2011 and 2013 elections.
The ones where you were using alt accounts?
Yeah.
So the only way other people could like you was by pretending to be other people?
lol
What? No.
I got banned a lot.
Gee, I wonder why?
Cause I spammed the forum like all the time. So what?
You mean like...
...like now?
So? Are you actually annoyed by me hosting a Presidential election? Lol.
By you in general.
Like, worse than Deci.
Stay mad.
2262
« on: April 19, 2015, 01:18:45 AM »
It's not enough that you embarrass yourself with this stupid fucking shit, you have to break your own goddamn rules just to win this ego-stroking game? You lost to someone who doesn't even come here, obviously nobody likes you. Didn't you ask for a ban last year? Why are you even back? Will no one else accept you?
Check the 2011 and 2013 elections.
The ones where you were using alt accounts?
Yeah.
So the only way other people could like you was by pretending to be other people?
lol
What? No.
I got banned a lot.
Gee, I wonder why?
Cause I spammed the forum like all the time. So what?
You mean like...
...like now?
So? Are you actually annoyed by me hosting a Presidential election? Lol.
2263
« on: April 19, 2015, 01:17:11 AM »
2264
« on: April 19, 2015, 01:16:08 AM »
It's not enough that you embarrass yourself with this stupid fucking shit, you have to break your own goddamn rules just to win this ego-stroking game? You lost to someone who doesn't even come here, obviously nobody likes you. Didn't you ask for a ban last year? Why are you even back? Will no one else accept you?
Check the 2011 and 2013 elections.
The ones where you were using alt accounts?
Yeah.
So the only way other people could like you was by pretending to be other people?
lol
What? No.
I got banned a lot.
Gee, I wonder why?
Cause I spammed the forum like all the time. So what?
2265
« on: April 19, 2015, 01:12:18 AM »
It's not enough that you embarrass yourself with this stupid fucking shit, you have to break your own goddamn rules just to win this ego-stroking game? You lost to someone who doesn't even come here, obviously nobody likes you. Didn't you ask for a ban last year? Why are you even back? Will no one else accept you?
Check the 2011 and 2013 elections.
The ones where you were using alt accounts?
Yeah.
So the only way other people could like you was by pretending to be other people?
lol
What? No. I got banned a lot.
2266
« on: April 19, 2015, 01:08:47 AM »
It's not enough that you embarrass yourself with this stupid fucking shit, you have to break your own goddamn rules just to win this ego-stroking game? You lost to someone who doesn't even come here, obviously nobody likes you. Didn't you ask for a ban last year? Why are you even back? Will no one else accept you?
Check the 2011 and 2013 elections.
The ones where you were using alt accounts?
Yeah.
2267
« on: April 19, 2015, 01:07:10 AM »
It's not enough that you embarrass yourself with this stupid fucking shit, you have to break your own goddamn rules just to win this ego-stroking game? You lost to someone who doesn't even come here, obviously nobody likes you. Didn't you ask for a ban last year? Why are you even back? Will no one else accept you?
Check the 2011 and 2013 elections.
2268
« on: April 19, 2015, 01:02:00 AM »
THE RESULTS ARE IN! COMMS OFFICER HAS WON THE ELECTION SINCE CORTANA 5 ISN'T ACTUALLY A USER!!!!
2269
« on: April 19, 2015, 01:01:31 AM »
Since Cortana 5 isn't actually a user, Comms Officer wins the 2015-2017 Sep7agon Presidential term by default. Here is my inauguration speech.
I am proud as always of my adoring populace, who have granted me the great honour of serving a third term as your beloved president. I love you guys, and you know who you are. As for the rest of you nigger faggots... scorched earth, you retarded motherfuckers. Going forward, we shall enter into a new era of prosperity, an era that will be achieved when I round up every single last retarded faggot who dared to vote against me and give them their just desserts. Listen to me, you fucking niggers. There is no hope left for you. You cannot run, you cannot hide. I will track you all down, cut off all your cocks, shove them up your asses, and then repeatedly anally violate you with my 14-inch cock until your severed cocks mash together with your already-damaged prostates into a bloody red jelly of dead flesh, shit, and semen. Oh yes, there WILL be blood. Once I'm done with you, I will find every single person you have ever cared for, and the atrocities that follow will leave the world forever devastated. The blood of all my victims and the jizz with which I cleanse them of their sins will blend together into an unholy pink ocean that will drown the planet for centuries to come. In the end, all that will remain will be me and those loyal to me, sailing that ocean of horror on a continent-sized structure woven from your defiled corpses.
2270
« on: April 19, 2015, 12:55:53 AM »
Family Guy is trash.
#truth
2271
« on: April 19, 2015, 12:51:55 AM »
God damn youre fucking boring.
*sips tea*
No. Empirical evidence shows that I am not.
2272
« on: April 19, 2015, 12:40:39 AM »
Considering one of the participants doesn't even have an account here...........
You know what? Come to think of it, I don't see a Monarchy working out on this website at all.
That's who you voted for. I made this election free and fair.
You should have participated....
But no, you didn't.
What are you even on about?
You could have voted so the election wouldn't have been a foregone conclusion.
2273
« on: April 19, 2015, 12:35:56 AM »
Considering one of the participants doesn't even have an account here...........
You know what? Come to think of it, I don't see a Monarchy working out on this website at all.
That's who you voted for. I made this election free and fair. You should have participated.... But no, you didn't.
2274
« on: April 19, 2015, 12:30:17 AM »
The polling will close at 23:00 PST.
THE WINNER OF THIS FINAL DUEL WILL BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF SEP7AGON UNTIL THE ELECTION IN 2017!!!!
We stand now, at the precipice. Our great forum once more threatens to crumble, to topple into the sea of lawlessness and despair that have ruled us all for over two hundred days. In short, my dearest Sep7agon - we are at war. Even as I speak these words, fearless Verti-assault teams are fortifying their positions at the great Anarchy board, bracing for an inevitable assault. The Moderators, in their arrogance, has claimed Anarchy as redundant! They would steal Comms Officer's work, steal the only good thing in the forum! It is only a matter of time before the traitors march on Anarchy, and attempt to take it by force. Let them come! Wave upon traitorous wave will crash against Anarchy's walls! The Moderators will fail! All those who oppose Comms Officer will fail! I am President Comms Officer, and this is my pledge -- no one, NO ONE will take this great forum away from me! God bless Anarchy! God bless Sep7agon!
2275
« on: April 19, 2015, 12:26:53 AM »
>Elegiacposting
2276
« on: April 19, 2015, 12:26:23 AM »
Bump so the thread doesn't get locked next time DarkSunnyboy returns.
2277
« on: April 19, 2015, 12:21:37 AM »
POLLING FOR ROUND 2 HAS CLOSED. THE FINAL DUEL WILL GO UP AT 22:30.
2278
« on: April 19, 2015, 12:12:31 AM »
*Yawns*
You're just mad that nobody wanted to vote for you.
2279
« on: April 19, 2015, 12:03:15 AM »
There was this one post Challenger made that got 20 likes from 20 unique people.
I think that was the all-time record for most liked post.
Nexus got 30+ unique likes, more than Camnator's post that made Charlie ragequit I believe.
Camnator's one got 42 likes.
2280
« on: April 19, 2015, 12:00:10 AM »
The polling will close at 22:20 PST, and the Final Duel will go up at 22:30 PST.
The top two winners will advance to the Final Duel.
Comms Officer is back, Sep7agon! And no, not as mere spam clogging your forum. Right now Verti-assault teams are being dispatched to Sep7agon! These fine men and women, under the command of the stalwart Caliph Ibrahim, have one mission: the restoration of Sep7agonian peace and order. But let's hear from the man himself, shall we? Sep7agon, I give you - Caliph Ibrahim Awad Ibrahim al-Badri!
Caliph Ibrahim: Thank you, Mr. President. People of the Sep7agon. I am Caliph Ibrahim By now, you have encountered Verti-assault teams in your groups, in your circlejerks. When you see Comms Officer, you see the Sep7agonian government. We are authorized to restore order and civility, by any means necessary. Just stay out of the way and let us do our job. Interfere with Comms Officer's mission, and you will be dealt with. Harshly.
Very good, Caliph. Very good! So there you have it, my darling Sep7agon. Verti-assault teams are now in your forum, in your (non)lives, in your blubber. Together, we'll restore the glory of this great forum. One problem at a time.
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