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2101
« on: April 20, 2015, 07:49:33 PM »
2102
« on: April 20, 2015, 07:44:53 PM »
The soggy mass, aka your mum.
*sips tea*
A toxic nerve gas comes out of it, and you are killed after a painful few minutes of having the gas melt deeper and deeper into your body.
2103
« on: April 20, 2015, 07:43:49 PM »
Open the condom. It has the most protein.
You go on a protein overload, and get enough energy to climb out of the vagin- *coughs* mysterious pit on your strength alone.
2104
« on: April 20, 2015, 07:43:02 PM »
The flesh
It sucks your arms in, and you starve to death as a result of not being able to get out.
2105
« on: April 20, 2015, 07:33:56 PM »
Flesh
A toxic liquid starts oozing out of it, and it does not stop oozing out of it. You drown in the toxic liquid. RIP in peace.
2106
« on: April 20, 2015, 07:33:02 PM »
Tru opens the used condom
As you grab it, the condom flies out of the hole, taking you with and you are now free.
2107
« on: April 20, 2015, 07:30:03 PM »
Who the fuck actually voted for the first option!? LOOOL
2108
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:54:07 PM »
It's probably because there isn't anything new going on in the world, more Jihad in the middle east and russia swinging it's chinchin around.
But ceasefire in Ukraine though...
If there were more Ukraine shit going down, I'd make some threads about that, but that conflict is pretty stagnant currently.
Even that has grown stale, the clangers were interesting but then it just went into another messy eastern european clusterfuck.
What we need is another war!
Haven't had custard like this since the last one.
I'm just waiting for the Serbs to start removing kebab again
Serbia is less than 100 miles from Greece....
2109
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:53:14 PM »
Wait people actually support that?
Mentally retarded people do, yes.
2110
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:52:07 PM »
It's probably because there isn't anything new going on in the world, more Jihad in the middle east and russia swinging it's chinchin around.
But ceasefire in Ukraine though...
If there were more Ukraine shit going down, I'd make some threads about that, but that conflict is pretty stagnant currently.
Even that has grown stale, the clangers were interesting but then it just went into another messy eastern european clusterfuck.
What we need is another war!
Haven't had custard like this since the last one.
2111
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:50:03 PM »
What do you think about people who believe in authoritarianism?
On account of the fact that 95% of these people preaching authoritarianism have never actually lived in any sort of authoritarian state, they have no idea what they're talking about whatsoever.
2112
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:47:02 PM »
Open the baby.
A satanic demon comes out of it and brutally tears your throat out with its teeth
Blood for the Blood God.
And then your skull is used as a tribute for the skull throne.
2113
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:46:23 PM »
It's probably because there isn't anything new going on in the world, more Jihad in the middle east and russia swinging it's chinchin around.
But ceasefire in Ukraine though... If there were more Ukraine shit going down, I'd make some threads about that, but that conflict is pretty stagnant currently.
2114
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:45:45 PM »
Wut
I love foreign policy. Not so hot on the present topic of the Middle East because its honestly just very boring. Talk to me about Cold War, WWI, or WWII foreign policy, I studied the shit out of that.
I like Cold War and wwII foreign policy a lot and I studied them a lot.
2115
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:45:13 PM »
Soggy mass.
It sucks you inside of it, and you suffocate to death.
2116
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:44:12 PM »
Open the baby.
A satanic demon comes out of it and brutally tears your throat out with its teeth
2117
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:42:59 PM »
You're inside a small, red-colored fleshy circular place. The walls seem to stretch impossibly high, and there's no ceiling visible to you, only a soft, foggy light in its place. Everything inside the place is dark yet humid at the same time.
On the floor before you are: an unborn baby, a used condom, and a soggy mass of flesh on the wall.
You can only open one
What do you do?
2118
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:38:09 PM »
I rest my case.
It's stupid how other people don't post foreign policy issues though. It's always the same Economics and Social issues.
2119
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:37:22 PM »
>the only monitor/mod other than Kiyo who failed so hard at their job that they were let go of their position
2120
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:36:26 PM »
Muslims killing each other is boring.
>implying that Muslims killing eachother is the only foreign policy that exists
It's the only one you post about.
Touche. And kill yourself.
2121
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:35:57 PM »
inb4Flee
FLEE IS A COMMUNIST SHILL
2122
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:34:43 PM »
Muslims killing each other is boring.
>implying that Muslims killing eachother is the only foreign policy that exists
2123
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:29:08 PM »
im a communist
That's all I got from you, sorry. :/
2124
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:27:56 PM »
WHYYYYYYYYYYY!!
But I'm serious. It's as if nobody wants to discuss foreign policy here. :^(
inb4lock
2125
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:17:57 PM »
English is the last in the Germanic languages, simplified and spliced with French. Hence why we dumb-down every single word. Fjord becomes Ford, fischer becomes fisher, even 'England' literally means Angle Land (land of the Anglos).
I guess Dutch is higher up the simplicity (complexity) chain.
By higher up, you probably mean top. Like, at the top by far. Unless you're counting the Scandinavian ones, but only 5 people speak those ones so they don't count. Like, in terms of complexity from bottom to top: English.....German............................... ..................................Dutch (not exaggerated at all)
2126
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:11:38 PM »
Rehabilitory imprisonment with a possibility of an indefinite sentence, similar to that Norwegian guy.
But then again, America really isn't into that rehab thing, so life imprisonment is prefferable in reality.
Eh, I'm just a bit skeptical on the rehabilitation part. I mean, he did kill 3 people and maim about 200. That crosses a lot of lines for rehabilitation. >_____>
2127
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:10:39 PM »
What should it be: fucking death.
What will it be: life in prison. Because people are fucking pussies
inb4PSUsaysdeathpenalty
You just activated my trap card!
2128
« on: April 20, 2015, 06:09:57 PM »
Who will win this final duel?
2129
« on: April 20, 2015, 03:18:23 PM »
Yeah the spelling doesn't seem all that weird and I can't speak Dutch <.<
Sure you have some different letter groupings to make the same sounds but apart from that it's not really that bad <.<
It's different when you're so used to German spelling and want to write them like they're German words rather than Dutch....
2130
« on: April 20, 2015, 03:11:19 PM »
You're going to have to do a clean install. This is what you get for looking at porn or downloading shady programs or cracks.
>implying that this isn't some cheap knockoff thread
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