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1621
« on: April 25, 2015, 09:49:51 PM »
Okay more like a tactical meme grenade, but w/e.
3 votes yes,
2 votes no.
LOOKS LIKE I'M IMMUNE TO MONDERATION NOW!!!
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All official polls require a minimum of 24 hours of up-time before they are concluded.
24 HOURS UNTIL #COMMS IS #IMMUNE FROM #MODERATION
1622
« on: April 25, 2015, 09:49:10 PM »
What happens if I vote 'No'?
YOU WILL BE ANALLY RAPED BY MY 14-INCH COCK UNTIL YOUR MOTHERFUCKING NIGGER FAGGOT PROSTATE IS A GOOEY MESS NIGGERS GONNA DIE NIGGERS GONNA DIE! NIGGERS GONNA DIE NIGGERS GONNA DIE! NIGGERS GONNA DIE NIGGERS GONNA DIE! NIGGERS GONNA DIE NIGGERS GONNA DIE! NIGGERS GONNA DIE NIGGERS GONNA DIE! NIGGERS GONNA DIE NIGGERS GONNA DIE! NIGGERS GONNA DIE NIGGERS GONNA DIE!
What.
The.
Fuck?
Spoiler What, did you nigger faggots really think you were rid of me? Well, you better believe I'm back, motherfuckers, and I brought a little friend with me. His name is MY FUCKING 14-INCH COCK, you retarded faggots, and he's going to be staying in your assholes for a while. Better make some room, you fucking nigger faggots, cuz he's gonna need a lot of living space. I'll fucking jam the uncut tip of my forearm-length dick straight through your fucking faggot anus without any lube and thrust it straight upwards. Then I'll rape your bowels again and again until I shatter both of your kidneys into sloppy chunks of liquefied meat that'll flow out your nigger faggot asshole like water through a firehose the instant that I pull my gigantic cock all the way out. I'll use your fucking liquefied kidneys as lube for my second pass as I thrust upwards even higher, shattering your fucking faggot spine into bonemeal. Finally, I'll release a massive load in your violated abdominal cavity, which'll mix with the fucking powdered remains of your spine into an unholy stinking concrete that'll flow out your now dinner-plate-sized anus and harden on your crippled, useless legs, fusing them to the ground. Your horror at the gushing, gooey mess on the floor that used to be your internal organs will only get worse when you realize that you can't even drag yourself away. Since your asshole has now been violated to the point of complete uselessness, I'll bypass the middleman and plunge my cock straight through your skin, ripping a hole in your lower back as I go to work on the rest of your guts. I'll jam my cock in there and then pull it straight out, hooking your intestines with the massive hood of my cock and tearing them free. I'll fucking whip you with your torn, shit-filled intestines until your skin lies on the floor in soiled scraps, which I'll fucking stitch together with sinews ripped from your limbs into a very smart three-piece suit. I'll cut your fucking faggot dick off and turn it into a tie, and I'll fold your scrotum into a decorative flower that I'll pin to my lapel. I'll then jizz all over your barely-living skinless body so that you spend your last moments of life burning in pain as it seeps into your raw nerves and flesh. But it won't stop there, oh no. With my already-superhuman strength amplified by my continued arousal, I'll tear your lifeless head free of your corpse, pulling out with it the last cracked remnants of your violated spine. I'll pull those bits of spine free, and then I'll stick my cock straight into the gaping hole in the back of your skull. I will literally skull-fuck your brain so hard that my unstoppable member will break straight through to the other side. The raw power of my cock thrusting through your brain will spark synapses, causing you to come alive for a brief moment, just long enough to feel me raping a three-inch hole in the vessel for your nigger faggot consciousness. I'll fucking feed the gooey mess that used to be your mortal shell to pigs and then I'll start in on your family and friends. Surrender all hope, motherfucker.
1623
« on: April 25, 2015, 09:48:13 PM »
Regardless of why you came here, how did you stumble upon this backwater forum?
I actually found it on tapachat I was looking for a forum with somewhat intelligent life form, and I guess you could say I found that here. I find most of the conversations amusing even if I don't post to the thread.
Huh. . well ftr this site was born as a result of members of the Bungie.net community being displeased or estranged from the current state of the forums there and ergo finding a new place to 'call home' so expect to see various references to that site and the people there as well as some drama that likes come carry itself back and forth between the here and there. (Some peeps do like to take the internet too seriously around here.)
Kitsune, what he's trying to say is that he's a nigger. And everyone else here is a nigger.
Except for me.
Ahh I see. Well I'm a descendent of a plantation owner in the south, so watch out. <3
So will you kill all of the fucking fucktarded nigger faggots infesting this forum?
1624
« on: April 25, 2015, 09:47:23 PM »
Okay more like a tactical meme grenade, but w/e.
3 votes yes, 2 votes no. LOOKS LIKE I'M IMMUNE TO MONDERATION NOW!!! TIME TO SPAMSPAMSPAM SPAMSPAMSPAM SPAMSPAMSPAM SPAMSPAMSPAM SPAMSPAMSPAM SPAMSPAMSPAM SPAMSPAMSPAM SPAMSPAMSPAM SPAMSPAMSPAM SPAMSPAMSPAM SPAMSPAMSPAM SPAMSPAMSPAM SPAMSPAMSPAM SPAMSPAMSPAM SPAMSPAMSPAM SPAMSPAMSPAM SPAMSPAMSPAM
1625
« on: April 25, 2015, 09:46:22 PM »
That thing is epic
And a 1.5 trillion Dollar waste of money.
It's probably old and historical. Americans are all down for historical old shit.
The F-35? Fuck no. It's a state-of-the-art jet and barely any of that 1.5 trillion dollars has been paid now. The other trillion or so dollars is gonna happen over the next 20-30 years.
That looks like an F22, bruh.
F22 is another gigantic waste of money tho.
Hm, looks like I'm getting rusty on identifying jets. Meh.
F22 is fucking awesome, shut your goddamn heathen mouth, heretic.
>700 billion dollar "defense" spending while having the highest wealth inequality out of all Western countries 
1626
« on: April 25, 2015, 09:45:19 PM »
What happens if I vote 'No'?
YOU WILL BE ANALLY RAPED BY MY 14-INCH COCK UNTIL YOUR MOTHERFUCKING NIGGER FAGGOT PROSTATE IS A GOOEY MESS NIGGERS GONNA DIE NIGGERS GONNA DIE! NIGGERS GONNA DIE NIGGERS GONNA DIE! NIGGERS GONNA DIE NIGGERS GONNA DIE! NIGGERS GONNA DIE NIGGERS GONNA DIE! NIGGERS GONNA DIE NIGGERS GONNA DIE! NIGGERS GONNA DIE NIGGERS GONNA DIE! NIGGERS GONNA DIE NIGGERS GONNA DIE!
1627
« on: April 25, 2015, 09:44:29 PM »
That thing is epic
And a 1.5 trillion Dollar waste of money.
It's probably old and historical. Americans are all down for historical old shit.
The F-35? Fuck no. It's a state-of-the-art jet and barely any of that 1.5 trillion dollars has been paid now. The other trillion or so dollars is gonna happen over the next 20-30 years.
That looks like an F22, bruh.
F22 is another gigantic waste of money tho. Hm, looks like I'm getting rusty on identifying jets. Meh.
1628
« on: April 25, 2015, 09:43:56 PM »
#BanS\ash2k15
1629
« on: April 25, 2015, 09:41:37 PM »
So many final duels.
Which one is actually the final?
The one in Dabiq.
1630
« on: April 25, 2015, 09:41:12 PM »
Regardless of why you came here, how did you stumble upon this backwater forum?
I actually found it on tapachat I was looking for a forum with somewhat intelligent life form, and I guess you could say I found that here. I find most of the conversations amusing even if I don't post to the thread.
Huh. . well ftr this site was born as a result of members of the Bungie.net community being displeased or estranged from the current state of the forums there and ergo finding a new place to 'call home' so expect to see various references to that site and the people there as well as some drama that likes come carry itself back and forth between the here and there. (Some peeps do like to take the internet too seriously around here.)
Kitsune, what he's trying to say is that he's a nigger. And everyone else here is a nigger. Except for me.
1631
« on: April 25, 2015, 09:39:20 PM »
Petition to make Comms Officer immune to moderation
Who will win this final duel?
Super Yes
Yes
No
1632
« on: April 25, 2015, 09:37:11 PM »
Those countries can afford food?
Better than crappy-ass 'Murican "food".
At least you don't need to steal it or kill Elephants to afford it.
There aren't even any elephants in South Africa. LOOOOL dat ignorance tho
1633
« on: April 25, 2015, 09:33:55 PM »
That thing is epic
And a 1.5 trillion Dollar waste of money.
It's probably old and historical. Americans are all down for historical old shit.
The F-35? Fuck no. It's a state-of-the-art jet and barely any of that 1.5 trillion dollars has been paid now. The other trillion or so dollars is gonna happen over the next 20-30 years.
1634
« on: April 25, 2015, 09:32:00 PM »
That thing is epic
And a 1.5 trillion Dollar waste of money.
1635
« on: April 25, 2015, 09:27:11 PM »
Which state do you live in?
Australida
A state that's flatter than my own arse.
Nebraska?
Florida.
Funny. I actually had a hunch that you lived in Florida.
How so?
Also, a plane had an emergency landing and had to crash onto a strip of road. As a result, it collided with a boat on someone's yard and exploded. Thankfully, the pilot survived. However, the back end of the boat is fucked.
I just had a feeling in my gut about it.
1636
« on: April 25, 2015, 09:25:35 PM »
Those countries can afford food?
Better than crappy-ass 'Murican "food".
1637
« on: April 25, 2015, 09:24:33 PM »
North Carolina. The state of tobacco farms and marines.
I thought that was South Carolina.
Nope, but I used to live there too actually.
For Marines, yes, it's South Carolina.
Nah man Camp Lejeune, the largest marine base on the east coast is about an hour away from me in Jacksonville NC.
Oh, I thought you were talking about that MCRD in South Carolina. Whoops. 
1638
« on: April 25, 2015, 09:23:45 PM »
Florida is the Australia of America.
Ah, so that's what you meant earlier.
Carcodiles are pretty fucking mean.
*wild redneck crashes into your living room with a pickup truck filled with dead alligators*
>Just Southern things
My life consists of tourists/northerners/SnowBirds raping the local highways with their awful driving.
Too slow or too fast?
1639
« on: April 25, 2015, 09:21:23 PM »
Don't South Africans eat cat food, like in that one documentary?
Uh....? Fuck no. Imagine Dutch and Indian with indigenous aspects.
1640
« on: April 25, 2015, 09:20:20 PM »
North Carolina. The state of tobacco farms and marines.
I thought that was South Carolina.
Nope, but I used to live there too actually.
For Marines, yes, it's South Carolina.
1641
« on: April 25, 2015, 09:19:35 PM »
Florida is the Australia of America.
Ah, so that's what you meant earlier.
Carcodiles are pretty fucking mean.
*wild redneck crashes into your living room with a pickup truck filled with dead alligators* >Just Southern things
1642
« on: April 25, 2015, 09:17:24 PM »
i like dolmas man
I know, they're SOOOO fucking good...
Too bad the Turks technically get real credit for making them. But it's not like Turks are even people, so Greek people really made them. :^)
mhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
fuck her right in the dolmas
#NukeTurkey2k15
1643
« on: April 25, 2015, 09:16:45 PM »
North Carolina. The state of tobacco farms and marines.
I thought that was South Carolina.
1644
« on: April 25, 2015, 09:16:19 PM »
Florida is the Australia of America.
Ah, so that's what you meant earlier.
1645
« on: April 25, 2015, 09:14:21 PM »
Exactly! I usually work until 11pm or midnight depending on the day so I'm usually asleep during the day, or I survive off of four hour of sleep lol
At least you've got an excuse. My being a jobless deadbeat isn't much of one.
I guess I can just blame technology.
Not even going to school?
1646
« on: April 25, 2015, 09:13:18 PM »
compton, CA
GTFO Challenger
1647
« on: April 25, 2015, 09:12:06 PM »
i like dolmas man
I know, they're SOOOO fucking good... Too bad the Turks technically get real credit for making them. But it's not like Turks are even people, so Greek people really made them. :^)
1648
« on: April 25, 2015, 09:09:54 PM »
Claiming that any food other than Greek or South African is the best food is objectively wrong.
1649
« on: April 25, 2015, 08:59:26 PM »
Which state do you live in?
Australida
A state that's flatter than my own arse.
Nebraska?
Florida.
Funny. I actually had a hunch that you lived in Florida.
1650
« on: April 25, 2015, 08:57:40 PM »
Secret option 53, America sucks
That's the option I'd pick. But I'm living here right now and I wouldn't want to be a liar. Adding option 53 now though.
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