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They rapidly advanced in the Iraqi front, and now they are holding a third of Baghdad. Most reputable sources are saying it will fall within a few days. Looks like IS had more tricks up their sleeves than we thought....

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Tee for argh.

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Septagon / Petition to make Comms Officer into a moderator.
« on: March 13, 2015, 07:10:17 PM »
I promise that I will ban all the users and nuke the forum if I'm made into a moderator.

Not.

See? I won't destroy the forum if I'm made into a moderator!!! MAKE ME INTO ONE NOW PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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Serious / Should I make a Syria thread to end all Syria threads?
« on: March 13, 2015, 06:11:15 PM »
Assuming yes, then I'll convert this thread to the Syria thread to end all Syria threads. Though it'd be more of a Syria/Iraq/Levant thread than anything else. I'll try to make updates and make analyses on interesting events that happen, and so on and so forth. It'll be fun, I promise!!!

Assuming you're like me and you're more addicted to Middle East news than heroin that is.

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So I dispatched a verti-assault team to his location.

AMA me anything

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Serious / So much EU/Europe hate in this forum....
« on: March 13, 2015, 12:22:07 AM »
Like, god damn....

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Serious / Boko Haram officially becomes part of IS.
« on: March 12, 2015, 08:14:53 PM »
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-31862992

So now the IS Caliphate has expanded to Nigeria....

Whoopee.

Though this may give the reason for the US to intervene in favor of the Nigerian Government, which they'd probably welcome since the Nigerian Army can't fight Boko Haram for shit.

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The Flood / Women belong in kitchens exclusively.
« on: March 12, 2015, 12:58:03 AM »
I mean, women can give birth in kitchens, and you can have sex with women in kitchens, so....

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The Flood / Proof that Germany is better than the US.
« on: March 11, 2015, 07:57:33 PM »
In the United States, my major (Political Science) is regarded as a liberal art, so I'd just be a liberal arts major.

In Germany, Political Science is regarded as a science, so I'll be a scientist. :3

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The Flood / Clint Eastwood died today....
« on: March 11, 2015, 06:09:52 PM »
Yeah, shit fucking sucks. It's everywhere on the news right now.

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The Flood / Do you ever like touring cities on Google Earth?
« on: March 11, 2015, 02:07:58 AM »
Touring Athens right now on Google Earth for the millionth time thinking about how jealous I am of my mom since she's there right now, and I'm stuck here....

Athens is an incredible city by the way. Athens, Greece that is. Not Athens, Georgia which is probably a fucking shithole.

But anyways, it's pretty enjoyable touring cities on Google Earth. I've seen a lot of the different and diverse communities in the US, and many parts of Europe.

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Serious / Can Americans living abroad vote in US elections.
« on: March 10, 2015, 08:15:18 PM »
Just a bit of curiosity.

Since Congressional and Presidential elections are based on you voting in/for the area/person that represents you. And if you were living abroad, you wouldn't be living in any state or county which could be represented by a Congressman or by Electoral votes. So I imagine that Americans living abroad can't vote in US elections, unless someone could prove me otherwise...?

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The Flood / Who will win the US Presidential Election 2016?
« on: March 10, 2015, 07:47:49 PM »
Who will win this final 2016 US Presidential Election?

#truestory

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...on account of his skin color.


Who shall we make the new site owner?

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Serious / Dear people who are economically literate:
« on: March 10, 2015, 03:24:11 AM »
Please tell me why inflation is a good thing.

Please enlighten my ignorant mind with your blessings.

Love,
Comms Officer

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The Flood / How to get a job correctly.
« on: March 10, 2015, 12:31:10 AM »
Introduce yourself as an affiliate of Boko Haram. It works 100% of the time. Trust me.

#truestory

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The Flood / Relieve me from my boredom.
« on: March 09, 2015, 11:14:58 PM »
I am so bored right now.....

I want something to dooooooo.............

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The Flood / I'm bored and I want purpose here.
« on: March 09, 2015, 09:37:16 PM »
I happen to know quite a lot about the Middle Eastern conflicts going on right now, so if you want, I can make a big fatass analysis thread on the Serious board, and I'll try to make it an interesting read. Just something for me to do, y'know.

In other news, doesn't it feel great when 95% of people don't share your interests, hoooooray!!!!! Go Political Science!

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The Flood / hurrrr i kno how too be a god and patirotic amurican
« on: March 09, 2015, 09:25:04 PM »
im more good and paritotic amurican then any of you comies cumbined! try to proov that im not patictac amurican.

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Iraq has more of the civilian population to recruit from, and Syria has more of the active fighters deployed, and makes for a better holdout given its instability..

This is hypothetical by the way. Not happening right now.


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The Flood / Vote for the President of Sep7agon!!!!
« on: March 09, 2015, 09:04:56 PM »
Who shall it be?

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The Flood / Dear Isara.
« on: March 09, 2015, 09:03:32 PM »
How rich would you be?

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If you say false, you better have a pretty good reason to back that up.

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The Flood / Flee, can you cheat on your girlfriend with me?
« on: March 09, 2015, 03:46:45 AM »
Please, I love you Flee. <3

Who needs girlfriends when you have Khilafah?

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The Flood / Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh.
« on: March 09, 2015, 01:40:44 AM »
Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. You touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am Sovereign. Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. Your lives are measured in years and decades. You wither, and die. We are eternal. The pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us, you are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything. Your civilization is based on the technology of the mass relays, our technology. By using it, your society develops along the paths we desire. We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it. We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite. Millions of years after your civilization has been eradicated and forgotten, we will endure. We are legion. The time of our return is coming. Our numbers will darken the sky of every world. You cannot escape your doom. Your words are as empty as your future. I am the vanguard of your destruction. This exchange is over.

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...and holy shit, did he take the retard dial, and turn it to 11? His last posts were more fucking autistic than ever.

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The Flood / I created the final Anarchy thread ever.
« on: March 09, 2015, 12:01:54 AM »


(22:00:31)

Clicked on the Anarchy board button an instant later, and I was locked out.

Fitting since it was my idea as well...

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So, given that this site has existed for about 7 months now, and has no relation whatsoever to Bungie.net, and whose members seem very unlikely if at all to leave, should we consider this its own unique forum? Or should this forum still be considered a separatist offshoot of Bungie.net since its userbase is almost entirely from Bungie.net?

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