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The Flood / AMA me anything thread
« on: April 17, 2015, 12:47:51 AM »
So yeah. Kind of bored right now. AMA me anything.

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The Flood / I've found the Central Core of Sep7agon!!
« on: April 16, 2015, 11:12:30 PM »
*arms grenade*

So here's how it's gonna work.

Either you make me into a moderator, or I lob this grenade into the Central Core, and the whole fucking site gets blown to hell as well as whatever sites are based in 200 miles from this one.

What shall it be?

It is time to decide the fate of your website, Cheat.

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The Flood / What is your favorite book?
« on: April 16, 2015, 06:58:46 PM »
What is your favorite book?

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The Flood / WOTS UR MAJOR
« on: April 16, 2015, 06:03:33 PM »
WOTS UR MAJOR YOU FUCKING FUCKTARDED NIGGER FAGGOTS



Mine is Political Science.

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The Flood / tfw
« on: April 16, 2015, 05:57:33 PM »
You have wet dreams about being in a Communist country.

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The Flood / I need rehab.
« on: April 16, 2015, 11:19:46 AM »
I'm addicted to making parody threads. :^(

Please help me. What do I do?

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The Flood / Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh.
« on: April 16, 2015, 03:30:00 AM »
YouTube


You touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding. There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am Sovereign. Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. Your lives are measured in years and decades. You wither, and die. We are eternal. The pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us, you are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything. Your civilization is based on the technology of the mass relays, our technology. By using it, your society develops along the paths we desire. We impose order on the chaos of organic evolution. You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it. We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite. Millions of years after your civilization has been eradicated and forgotten, we will endure. We are legion. The time of our return is coming. Our numbers will darken the sky of every world. You cannot escape your doom. Your words are as empty as your future. I am the vanguard of your destruction. This exchange is over.

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The Flood / USA #1
« on: April 16, 2015, 02:30:43 AM »
Well, it's more like #96 in terms of penis size at a disappointing 5.08 inches. :/

http://klaq.com/worldwide-penis-survey-heres-the-chart-were-talking-about-this-a-m/

This is pretty funny though. #96 LOL

Discuss your penis size if you're not a pansy.

EDIT: This is out of 116 countries, so this puts the US in the bottom 20th percentile.

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The Flood / Where on Earth should I live?
« on: April 16, 2015, 12:24:21 AM »
Yes, it's one of these quiz things again. It only has 19 questions though.

So just take it and then post which country you got.

http://www.arealme.com/country/en/

I got Turkey.

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The Flood / Is Rocketman a mod?
« on: April 15, 2015, 11:47:24 PM »
Who will win this final duel?

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The Flood / Is weather a meme now?
« on: April 15, 2015, 11:18:48 PM »
Who will win this final duel?

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The Flood / Do you need to turn on the heaters in California?
« on: April 15, 2015, 11:14:18 PM »
 Who will win this final duel between California and the Reapers?

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The Flood / Is it ever dry in Central Africa?
« on: April 15, 2015, 11:11:23 PM »
Who will win this final duel between Central Africa and the Reapers?

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The Flood / Is there ever sunshine in London?
« on: April 15, 2015, 11:09:21 PM »
Who will win this final duel?

London or the Reapers?

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The Flood / Does it rain in the Sahara desert?
« on: April 15, 2015, 11:07:11 PM »
Who will win this final duel?

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The Flood / Hey ChallengerX, I found some new fapping material for you.
« on: April 15, 2015, 07:58:56 PM »
You've mostly likely fapped to this before already, but here you go anyways.

NSFW

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The Flood / 3,000,000,000,000 people used to live on Earth.
« on: April 15, 2015, 06:42:01 PM »
And now there are only 7,000,000,000.

WHAT HAPPENED!??!

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Serious / Is nationalism bullshit?
« on: April 15, 2015, 04:39:06 PM »
All it seems to have ever done is cause war and conflict between people, so why do some people think that nationalism is a good thing?

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The Flood / Who do you think the shittiest moderator is?
« on: April 15, 2015, 04:33:18 PM »
Who will win this final duel?

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The Flood / KILL 'EM ALL!!!
« on: April 15, 2015, 03:29:33 AM »
YouTube

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The Flood / IT'S TIME FOR...
« on: April 15, 2015, 02:48:09 AM »
...A MEATCALL!!!

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The Flood / Petition to make Kiyo into a moderator again
« on: April 15, 2015, 01:48:05 AM »
We should make Kiyo into a moderator again. I'm serious.

She wasn't that bad of a moderator.

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The Flood / This is the final duel.
« on: April 15, 2015, 01:46:22 AM »
Who will win this final duel?

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The Flood / When will the final duel happen?
« on: April 14, 2015, 10:58:16 PM »
When will the final duel happen!?

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Serious / Student banished from classroom for not doing Pledge of Allegiance.
« on: April 14, 2015, 10:55:30 PM »
And the nurse also refused to help the student because she refused to say the Pledge of Allegiance. This is seriously so fucking stupid. Why is bullshit like this even allowed here?

Oh, but in the US, there's no such thing as Nationalism since the US is better than everyone else!!!! *facenuke*


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/steve-siebold/pledge-of-allegiance-inci_b_7064400.html?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000592

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The Flood / I just microwaved the baby I'm supposed to be babysitting.
« on: April 14, 2015, 10:26:00 PM »
So he was like 3 months old, and he was looking pretty cold. So I thought to put him in the microwave and just turn it on for a few seconds to heat him up. After about a minute, I open up the microwave and the baby's not moving. It's just totally limp and not reacting to anything I'm doing.

Please help me, this is urgent. I think that the baby might be sick, so I need somewhere to put him inside of until he gets better.

I'm scared. I still want my 15 dollars an hour, but I'm worried that I won't get paid if the baby's sick. :^(

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The Flood / Ah yes, "the Mujahideen"
« on: April 14, 2015, 10:20:03 PM »
The fanatically religious jihadists allegedly waiting right in the house right across the road from you.
We have dismissed that claim

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The Flood / LOLOL IM DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEWRITOS
« on: April 14, 2015, 10:17:44 PM »
Discuss Halo: Reach Pepsi drink ITT


Spoiler
PM me if you want a pirated copy of Halo 3 for PC. ;)

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The Flood / Which user has generated the most Sep7amemes?
« on: April 14, 2015, 10:08:38 PM »
I'd say that Comms Officer has generated the most Sep7amemes.

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The Flood / Since my previous thread was locked....
« on: April 14, 2015, 10:03:18 PM »
..I'll add discussion value.



What do you think of this image of the solar system I "found on the internet"?

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