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« on: June 10, 2015, 12:32:50 AM »
AMA me anything before I go on a permanent vacation.
Rejoice or mourn. Whatever. I don't care.
However, it would be totally dank if I could get any sort of contact info with SgtMaj1 before I leave.
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« on: June 10, 2015, 12:24:15 AM »
Who will win this final duel? The winner of this final duel will win a cookie. And it's in Dabiq.  4realzies This is the final duel. Whoever has the most votes 1 hour after this thread's creation is the winner of the final duel.
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« on: May 26, 2015, 12:02:18 AM »
 Can't beat that. Book ends. Again.
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« on: May 25, 2015, 01:41:00 AM »
With the exception of Cypriot. Irish, and Maltese residents of the UK.I obviously don't support this move, since I have relatives in the UK who are only Greek and French citizens. This decision is extremely unfair for people who already have the right to permanently live in the UK, but haven't chosen to acquire UK citizenship (which is totally useless if you're already an EU citizen).
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« on: May 24, 2015, 08:21:05 PM »
I just wanna know who in this forum is bilingual. I know that Goots, SgtMaj1, Flee, Deci, and myself each know more than one language. But I wanna know if there's anyone else who knows more than one language.
Ah, and knowing 10 words in a language doesn't count. I'm talking about actually being able to speak it in most settings. And if you are bilingual, then just state which languages you know.
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« on: May 23, 2015, 09:50:48 PM »
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« on: May 23, 2015, 08:22:16 PM »
And as what position?
Ah, and if you want to, say your pay per hour as well.
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« on: May 23, 2015, 06:08:22 PM »
Help me decide which place I should eat at, you fucking faggots.
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« on: May 23, 2015, 02:01:22 AM »
Who will win this final duel?
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« on: May 23, 2015, 01:43:19 AM »
So on account of the fact that IS recently took a hotly-contested Iraqi city (Ramadi) of 500,000 people and a strategic Syrian city (Tadmur) with 200,000 people as well as tons of oil-production facilities surrounding it, I think it's safe to say that America's anti-IS strategy isn't working. So what should the US do differently? The Kurds are too small and too local to make a decisive difference and the Iraqi (sorry gatsby, it's completely true) and Syrian Armies have proven to be completely fucking useless in combat again and again. The best idea I can think of right now would be to allow special forces raids against IS leadership. Nobody on the ground fighting IS is competent or trustworthy enough to rely on, so I think that the idea of deploying soldiers alongside local forces and especially by themselves should be abandoned. Spoiler No SgtMaj, giving arms to the Syrian Rebels won't do shit against IS because the only area they're facing IS in force is at a strategically valueless front to them which they've abandoned in all but name by now.
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« on: May 22, 2015, 11:26:06 PM »
So this past month has been absolutely horrible for the Syrian Government, and Islamic State has seen a major resurgence. So for the Syrian Government, they've faced this nightmare of a battle where they've lost several urban areas, and Assad as well as his best general were essentially humiliated, as they both personally promised to relieve a major Syrian Arab Army garrison besieged in a nearby hospital, but that Hospital fell to Rebel forces just today. The SAA garrison fled, but well over half of them didn't make the ~5km journey back to SAA lines. Even worse for the Syrian Government (and far more strategically devastating) was this major offensive from IS. Along with taking a major urban area (~200,000) from the SAA, they took most of the Syrian Government's remaining oil fields, so their capability to deploy and utilize armor and aircraft which were pretty much what was keeping them in the war will be seriously hampered in the near-future. There's a lot more background behind these massive defeats, but I'd rather not write a 30-page essay on it. tl;dr: Assad dun goofed hardcore and IS is resurgent after 7 months of taking massive losses
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« on: May 22, 2015, 11:12:28 PM »
And it's a well--respected educational center on top of that. I got into a manager position without having to go through any interviews or even submitting a resume. And this is my first real job on top of it all. $10/hr, so the pay's not too bad saying that I'm barely 20. Lol. #truestorybro Spoiler Obviously there's a lot more context to this than just what I said, but it's still pretty funny. For the sake of discussion value, discuss some crazy shit that happened to you whether it's positive or negative.
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« on: May 19, 2015, 01:45:37 AM »
Who will win this final duel?
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« on: May 19, 2015, 01:44:15 AM »
Are you one? Cause I'm not. 
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« on: May 18, 2015, 11:21:39 PM »
On the first weekend of June (5th-8th). An official announcement will be made within the next couple of days.
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« on: May 18, 2015, 09:09:02 PM »
Here's a quick infomercial explaining that the Democratic Republic of the Congo has higher living standards than the USA.
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« on: May 18, 2015, 07:46:27 PM »
How many memes does the Qu'ran have?
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« on: May 18, 2015, 06:26:34 PM »
How would you react if this were true?
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« on: May 18, 2015, 06:02:30 AM »
It's called "le wavy Islamic State flag gif" and it looks like this. Anyone who posts this meme without my consent is a fucking faggot.
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« on: May 18, 2015, 12:16:14 AM »
...for my Political Science class. It's going to be about how Iran is using the establish a hegemony in the Middle East through a mix of NGOs and terrorist organizations along with several case examples of them employing such methods successfully.
Would any of you want me to copy-paste my essay onto here once I'm finished with it so you could read it? It's 30-page double-spaced.
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« on: May 17, 2015, 07:24:25 PM »
Le linky xddddBut I swear to fucking god, this shit happens like literally every day. 9 people dead, and 16 injured this time around, and nobody will ever learn.
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« on: May 17, 2015, 05:14:51 AM »
You have shed our blood. By the Qu'ran, you should be dead already. But ḵalīfatu ʾibrāhīm, the Caliph of Caliphs, has ordered you be given leave to flee and spread the message of our coming. If you walk away now, you can tell your children that you saw the the Meme Army before our caliphate conquers the entire forum. You think Cheat and his Jews are impressive? They are pitiful. ḵalīfatu ʾibrāhīm will destroy them!
Flee will make me into a moderator, and the Meme Army will spread across Sep7agon in a sea of spam! You understand nothing! You have not seen the piles of spam threads that were never unlocked! The spammers were wronged! We will make it right, and then we will have our revenge! We have the spammers, and we have Flee! When our army numbers in the dozens, we will not need support. When I become a moderator, ḵalīfatu ʾibrāhīm will rule all spammers! The Meme Army will become the Islamic Army!
The surviving members will frighten their children with tales of what the Meme Army did to Cheat! Demonic Chronic will scream as his stash of drugs plunges into the sun! We will keep Isara as a slave, and treat her boobs as a delicacy! If you lack the wisdom to Flee, then you will be the first of hundreds to be crushed beneath our might!
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« on: May 17, 2015, 03:37:06 AM »
So now we all have the right to spam loli all over Sep7agon and we have always had the right to do so. Cheat has been lying to us!!!
Discuss what you think about this.
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« on: May 17, 2015, 02:16:50 AM »
  ALLAHU AKBAR
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« on: May 16, 2015, 04:42:52 AM »
I will decide after 15 minutes.
It's an online midterm that I can take at anytime, but I sort of want to get it out of my way sooner. On the other hand, procrastination and memes.
Discuss your current grades right now. I currently have 1 A- and 3 As. And the midterm is for the subject I have an A- in right now.
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« on: May 16, 2015, 03:52:17 AM »
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« on: May 16, 2015, 01:25:19 AM »
So I was thinking about things I like and dislike about Door, and I thought "Hey, why not make a thread about it!?". So here I am!!
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« on: May 16, 2015, 12:49:24 AM »
what do i do now?
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« on: May 15, 2015, 11:10:22 PM »
I'm serious. Just fucking takbir yourself already.
*BOOM!*
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« on: May 15, 2015, 03:14:37 PM »
What the fuck? Now he's just gonna have a quick and painless execution rather than having to rot in a prison for 60 years. The hell is wrong with the jury?
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