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The Flood / Re: Be Insulted. For Free!*
« on: September 30, 2015, 07:53:32 PM »SEASON 2 WHEN?Three years later when everybody assumes that it's never coming. No worries my friend, it'll be handled by DEEN's B-Team.
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The Flood / Re: Be Insulted. For Free!*« on: September 30, 2015, 07:53:32 PM »SEASON 2 WHEN?Three years later when everybody assumes that it's never coming. No worries my friend, it'll be handled by DEEN's B-Team. 7352
The Flood / Re: Be Insulted. For Free!*« on: September 30, 2015, 07:51:32 PM »I made this thread for my amusement, not yours.This will be the last one for the night, I'll start back up again sometime tomorrow afternoon.boooooooooooooooo 7353
The Flood / Re: Be Insulted. For Free!*« on: September 30, 2015, 07:46:02 PM »
This will be the last one for the night, I'll start back up again sometime tomorrow afternoon.
Wow, someone who's easier to describe than Das: you're like click-bait, but at least click-bait involves a monetary incentive on the perpetrator's behalf. You just have an insatiable need for approval (knowing whether your parents beat you or you just don't have anything else to do eludes me). In the case of Sep7agon, that involves being the biggest meme-spouter on the site. You're like-bait, which is apparently even sadder when it happens outside of FaceBook; at least that validation doesn't necessarily come from complete and total strangers. 7354
The Flood / Re: Be Insulted. For Free!*« on: September 30, 2015, 07:36:31 PM »too much now, not enough past. 6/10 - IGN.Should be a 5.8/10 for not pandering to the Tumblr crowd. 7355
The Flood / Re: Be Insulted. For Free!*« on: September 30, 2015, 07:32:41 PM »
Using a paragraph implies that you can't be described in much simpler terms: you're washed up (which goes without saying, your talent is playing the bass), you're a drunk, you're in a dead-end job, the pinnacle of your humor entails racist jokes and pedophilia, and you'll likely spend the remainder of your short existence alone. You're like the result of someone failing every QTE in Heavy Rain, but it isn't funny to watch. Just sad.
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The Flood / Re: Be Insulted. For Free!*« on: September 30, 2015, 07:25:15 PM »i think ya meant michigan j. frog there, arNo, comparing him to that lad in any way would be a compliment. No, he's the frog's Parkinson-laden younger brother. 7357
The Flood / Re: Be Insulted. For Free!*« on: September 30, 2015, 07:23:05 PM »
Try again when you become a someone, champ.
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The Flood / Re: Be Insulted. For Free!*« on: September 30, 2015, 07:19:24 PM »
You are known for being thickheaded and generally brown nosing whatever could be considered the left end of the spectrum. Your only saving grace from the fate of Slash (who is your contemporary in that you both froth at the mouth whenever something even seemingly objectionable to your views comes along) is that you have the awful habit of ironically shitposting every time someone questions your stances. If you can't win with facts, then the next best thing is to try and make everyone else laugh at the subject. Really, you'd make the best politician out of anyone on this website. You know how to drag out a topic long past the point that any reasonable person would be tired of it, you know how to keep yourself in the limelight, and most importantly you make up for whatever lack of insight you have with insults and finger pointing. The only thing holding you back from office would be your incredibly hip sense of humor, which entails shitposting to the point that you could give Cam a run for his money. You're like Michael J. Frog in that you're an ugly person with a hidden talent, and that talent is being able to miraculously hide your ineptitude between LOLs and LMAOs.
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The Flood / Re: Be Insulted. For Free!*« on: September 30, 2015, 07:05:30 PM »Also I'm a libertarian god dammitSorry, I probably wasn't listening. 7360
The Flood / Re: Be Insulted. For Free!*« on: September 30, 2015, 06:59:55 PM »
The hard-ass Republican arrives! It's actually funny that you have the opposite situation of Kitsunekun, but the same result: it's hard to give you the lip-service required of an insult because of how meaningless you are as a person. You always respond in one of two ways: neutrally, or like a conservative man from the Deep South who, quite frankly, can't even spell "conservative". The former bares no worth in mentioning, except for a reminder that you aren't always a disagreeable caricature of a human being. The latter helps explain how you have the result of our genki-girl forum monitor: you're so radically right-minded that it becomes quite hard not to tune you out. Your "wrath" doesn't even have merit, because you can do less than nothing about what anything. I could keep going on, but I'd only end up repeating myself: your bigoted being is your one and only claim to any relevance in any kind of discussion, and PSU does that better. So really, I should be asking you why you even try to speak when you're outshone in every way by a guy who brags about being an anti-vaxer.
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The Flood / Re: Be Insulted. For Free!*« on: September 30, 2015, 06:46:31 PM »
Ah, you've managed to reach that lofty rank of forum monitor. Not that being a monitor really says anything besides that fact that you're a ray of sunshine to deal with, and that the staff has the level of trust in you as a father who doesn't think his daughter will get pregnant on the first date. Your usual interactions are BlogSpot-tier, or usually-ignored warnings for posters to settle down a bit; obviously, you get ignored because you speak with practically no confidence in yourself and, to the knowledge of every person on the forum, have no power to actually do anything except plead with them to think about the children and slightly inconvenience shitposters by temporarily locking threads. No, you're not a disagreeable person; you either lack the conviction and seriousness for a position of authority, or you just lack the depth of character required for people to give a second glace at your posts. If Sep7agon was a TV Show, you'd be an extra that's talking in the backdrop. If I really tried then I might be able to hear you, but then I remember that whatever you're saying is essentially white-noise. Buzzing, but ultimately meaningless.
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The Flood / Re: Be Insulted. For Free!*« on: September 30, 2015, 06:35:25 PM »
Outside of the Coup PeepsTM, you're one of the people I've known the longest on this forum. Which makes it more confusing that the only things that define you as a person are, as far as I know, being a Messifag and being a Captain Lunar-tier poster. For those of you who don't remember Lunar all that well, his posting ranged from being a complete normalfag to a cancerous shitposter. Only, in this case, you aren't nearly as infamous as Lunar. (Hint: That isn't actually to your advantage.) If you were a great shitposter, then I could rag on you about that. Instead, all I can do is scratch my head and try to think of a good joke about a man who works a 9-to-5 job. It's not that you're unmemorable, like some posters here, but you're just not very interesting. Sure, you've managed to make a few good jokes every here and there, but they aren't the kind of points that stick to you as a person. No, you've just managed to peak; you're like a child celebrity, except your post-fame trainwreck isn't even close to being entertaining.
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The Flood / Re: Be Insulted. For Free!*« on: September 30, 2015, 06:20:06 PM »OhYou're one of the posters that has an internet persona that's entirely build on stealing direction from others. In attempt to even remember which weeb-named "oh"-poster you were, I had to look through your post history. Right off the bat, that really is a shame that one would even have to put forth that kind of effort to even think about insulting you. If Oss doesn't have a personality, then I'm not even sure you really exist. If you do happen to intentionally post like a person who recently had a stroke and can't remember how to talk, then I sincerely hope that you just have some kind of trust issue. A trust issue that prevents you from putting forth any kind of view that you hold that doesn't include the possibility of just being a "lel so fanny" joke. Otherwise, you're simply subhuman in your [lack] of capacity to express yourself in a reasonable manner. 7364
The Flood / Re: Be Insulted. For Free!*« on: September 30, 2015, 06:12:25 PM »
Your only memorable features are your anime avatars and how unmemorable you are as a person. Your personality is practically non-existent as far as I'm aware. If it weren't for your eccentric choice in names, I dare say I would never even notice you. Some people are known for being pretentious snobs, or meme-spouting mouth-breathers; but you? You don't even have that to put yourself apart from the amalgam of people that are simply too uninteresting to bother knowing on any level.
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The Flood / Re: Be Insulted. For Free!*« on: September 30, 2015, 06:08:26 PM »
I'm not sure if you're just an idiot, or you just think that being an idiot is funny. You vary from being a Literally Who?TM to a needlessly confrontational jackass. You have the emotional maturity of a four year old: you're an egocentric half-wit who can't put two and two together to figure out how to respond to common situations with grace or intelligence. At the same time, you manipulate that perspective of yourself to push and prod the social boundaries without fear of actual punishment; you are like a four year old in that sense too, in that you think you're more clever than you are by bending the rules. In reality, it's just simply pathetic how easily amused you are by your own half-baked attempts at being "funny" and "cool".
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The Flood / Be Insulted [No More!]« on: September 30, 2015, 06:00:29 PM »
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Rules are simple: 1) Post in thread. 2) Get insulted. Number and severity of insults depends on how well I know you. Additionally, state whether implying private information (things that were said in some confidential way) is fair game. Otherwise, assume that everything is laid bare. Remember that any insult does not necessarily reflect my feelings toward any person, and that these are statements are simply made in the purpose of cruelty. If the thread gets too harsh, Ninjas may lock without warning or prior notice. With all that said and done, doors are 7367
The Flood / Re: There's like four crossdressers on my campus« on: September 30, 2015, 05:10:16 PM »No, you'd be better as Narancia. You don't have the height or musculature for Tequila Joseph.I'll do itI want to see a Tequila Joseph cosplay.Tbh all the male Misty cosplayers are pretty cool. The manlier you are, the cooler you look in a dress.Sailor moon Jojo 7368
The Flood / Re: Rude Customers« on: September 30, 2015, 03:55:24 PM »GAD, stemming from developmental experiences.What? That seems pretty normal.I'm paranoid, and thus I try to take actions that are non-memorable. Prime, your anxiety may have caused you to be the small guy in most situations, but what if you became a big guy that made the other person feel so embarrassed that he decided to plot some kind of revenge against you?But I actually have had coworkers snap at me for being forgetful/annoying. Despite being entirely capable of being a big meanie-head, I don't like to be involved in conflict and I don't like talking to strangers. Going into the food industry was poor thinking on my part. 7369
The Flood / Re: Worst state in the union« on: September 30, 2015, 02:24:22 PM »Yeah but that's Southern charm! I can be a bigot and share Southern hospitality at the same time!but you're the one whos meanSounds like something an asshole would say tbhNo because there's not a lot of assholes hereObviously you know what I'm talking about, then.ohFucking Jersey.Ohio has assholes 7370
The Flood / Re: Worst state in the union« on: September 30, 2015, 02:20:56 PM »Sounds like something an asshole would say tbhNo because there's not a lot of assholes hereObviously you know what I'm talking about, then.ohFucking Jersey.Ohio has assholes 7371
The Flood / Re: Rude Customers« on: September 30, 2015, 02:20:18 PM »I'm paranoid, and thus I try to take actions that are non-memorable. Prime, your anxiety may have caused you to be the small guy in most situations, but what if you became a big guy that made the other person feel so embarrassed that he decided to plot some kind of revenge against you?But I actually have had coworkers snap at me for being forgetful/annoying. Anxiety is like paranoia in the sense that it's obsessing over a hypothetical issue. 7372
The Flood / Re: Rude Customers« on: September 30, 2015, 02:18:40 PM »A L I M O N Yr u my new dad?I'm that 12 year old on xbl who fucked yer mum.I guess that's the perks of anxiety. Instead of getting mad when a customer yells at me, I just turn into an apologetic blob.lol you rip into people's ass on here and you crumble to pieces irl L I M O N Y 7373
The Flood / Re: Worst state in the union« on: September 30, 2015, 02:16:52 PM »Obviously you know what I'm talking about, then.ohFucking Jersey.Ohio has assholes 7374
The Flood / Re: There's like four crossdressers on my campus« on: September 30, 2015, 02:15:09 PM »I want to see a Tequila Joseph cosplay.Tbh all the male Misty cosplayers are pretty cool. The manlier you are, the cooler you look in a dress.Sailor moon Jojo 7375
The Flood / Re: There's like four crossdressers on my campus« on: September 30, 2015, 12:58:09 PM »
Tbh all the male Misty cosplayers are pretty cool. The manlier you are, the cooler you look in a dress.
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The Flood / Re: Rude Customers« on: September 30, 2015, 12:56:41 PM »I'm that 12 year old on xbl who fucked yer mum.I guess that's the perks of anxiety. Instead of getting mad when a customer yells at me, I just turn into an apologetic blob.lol you rip into people's ass on here and you crumble to pieces irl 7377
The Flood / Re: Worst state in the union« on: September 30, 2015, 12:54:59 PM »Fucking Jersey.Jersey is on the Atlantic Ocean, which is the second best ocean. It's also in the North East, which is much better than the Midwest. Ohio has assholes and bad drivers. Ohio loses. 7378
The Flood / Re: There's like four crossdressers on my campus« on: September 30, 2015, 12:50:24 PM »You don't have to be a homosexual to appreciate the male form, brodog.I'm not a homosexual broYou just want to see hairy man thighs tbh don't youBetter than coming to school in pajamas, at least it shows that they put time into their appearance.I'd rather they show up to class in boxers and a t-shirt tbh 7379
The Flood / Re: Rude Customers« on: September 30, 2015, 12:49:44 PM »
I guess that's the perks of anxiety. Instead of getting mad when a customer yells at me, I just turn into an apologetic blob.
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The Flood / Re: There's like four crossdressers on my campus« on: September 30, 2015, 12:47:27 PM »You just want to see hairy man thighs tbh don't youBetter than coming to school in pajamas, at least it shows that they put time into their appearance.I'd rather they show up to class in boxers and a t-shirt tbh |