>In contact with Iwata
>Possess console-like abilities
>Control E3 with an iron but fair fist
>Own publishers & developers globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient Atari blood line
>Will bankroll the first 4D videogames (Todgangrad will be be the first virtual game)
>Own 99% of game engine research facilities on Earth
>They own Todgabot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Toddabots inside you right now
>The Todganoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Kojima and Gabe, forwarding the word of Games to the Humn World. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Matpat (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Vatican leader's first trip to Bethesda in history literally a few days later to the Todganoff bunker.
>They learned fluent programming in under a week
>scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'Tod Bang' that created our universe
>this is what they heard:
>Nation states entrust their game reserves with the twins. There's no games in Ft. Sony, only Ft. Todganoff
>the big red phone in Square Enix HQ is a direct line to the Todganoff manor
>the last person who missed a call was Tetsuya Nomura. He resigned and fled the country in fear.

I can't wait until this fucking shit dies.

Is there a more insufferable anime?

Naruto

oh no, whatever shall i do

A JOJO

I'd have this hypothetical kid give older games a shot, if only because it's much more bearable to learn the controls for them while you're young rather than when you're older. I wouldn't force it, though; if my kid wanted to play nothing but Minecraft, that's their choice.

Is this the same gallup that said Hillary has 98% chance of winning the election.

Yes, 98%, not 100%. Probability is funny like that; as it turns out, "unlikely" doesn't mean "impossible".

Approval ratings aren't probability, though. You could argue that it's not quite as low as seen given the ±3% margin of error, but then you're still looking at a 46% approval rating at the highest as of the 29th of January. It's not localized in say, Atlanta or Los Angeles, where they would likely be much lower; 1,500 US Adults have been surveyed nationally on a daily basis since the 23rd.

I understand being skeptical of news media given the awful coverage of the election, but if you're going to throw a source out entirely because they didn't start shouting to the public that Trump was a sure thing then you're only hurting yourself intellectually.

you love visually interesting but functionally obsolete things

Do to dampening compression and a few other factors, vinyls do sound "warmer".

The most accurate format fidelity-wise tho is CD or FLAC.

Quote from: Aria on January 29, 2017, 12:12:22 AM

Quote from: El Pancho on January 29, 2017, 12:11:11 AM

Also their new rewards program is shit SHIEEEET

>pay for online, and get access to a NES game for ONE MONTH

Why did they think this was a good idea?

Now when you buy games and aquire gold coins you can use those coins to get GAMES 20% OFF ISNT IT GRAND?! Jesus, the rewards program before wasn't that great either but you had the ability to aquire free games, hell I got DKTF, WindWakerHD, OG Metroid & Metroid Prime for free because of it

I got a 3DS 18-game case and NES Remix 1 through Nintendo Rewards. It was much better than today's trash.

Quote from: Aria on January 28, 2017, 11:45:56 PM

I'll get a Switch, but I also bought the Wii U. That in itself has the same potential issue, greater than anything hardware related: no gaems.

I'll get the switch as well but this time I'll wait at the end of its lifespan tbh

I'll decide when I'll get it around E3. By that time a few of the big titles will be out and there will be more definitively dated games on the horizon.

Deus Vult

I was a bit annoyed I had to manually make a crusader cross, but overall the chap looks reasonably templar-like.

everyone is a god damn jap though

and if they aren't they seem to be a free hug distributing viking

ytho

Weebs and Skyrimfags

testing testing one two testing testing

the what now

-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

Srs tho, I prefer my wife with minimal makeup. She's got those half-Asian genes.

The Finnish are a beautiful, if unfortunate, people.

Quote from: Jono on January 25, 2017, 03:10:34 PM

Symmetra is OP in CTF

When did they add Capture The Flag?

It's the event brawl, and it's a bit shit. Should have done one central flag instead of two team flags and disabled class abilities while carrying the flag.

Quote from: Aria on January 27, 2017, 10:11:20 AM

I'm going to go back in time and lock your dad in the basement on the night of your conception, then find an appropriate young man of African descent to have relations with your mother instead!

jesus this is some evil shit

She never could be satisfied by anyone but Demarcus ever again.