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« on: October 07, 2015, 12:42:31 PM »
You're obviously not a golfer.
Life does not start and stop at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit!
This isn't 'Nam Smokey, this is bowling. There are rules.
Nobody Fucks with the Jesus
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
Fucking eight year olds dude
No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.
This is a very complicated case Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous.
Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
Careful man, there’s a beverage here!
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...
This aggression will not stand, man.
Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
You're not wrong Walter, You're just an asshole
She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!
Dude, you're being very undude right now
Fair! WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE! WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES?
WHERE'S MY MONEY LEBOWSKI?
Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
They pissed on your fucking rug, dude!
Come on, man. I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!
Is this your homework Larry?
Do you have to use so many cuss words?
Hey, nice marmot.
I zaid VE CUT OFF YA JOHNSON!
MARK IT ZERO, DUDE!
Look at our current situation with that camel fucker over in Iraq. Pacifism is not something to hide behind.
sorry school...
YOU'RE ENTERING A WORLD OF PAIN MY FRIEND!
Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson!
Fuck it dude! Let's go bowling
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« on: October 07, 2015, 12:38:19 PM »
You are girlfriend
oh shit, sorry ... I fixed it
123
« on: October 07, 2015, 12:32:03 PM »
You're obviously not a golfer.
Life does not start and stop at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit!
This isn't 'Nam Smokey, this is bowling. There are rules.
Nobody Fucks with the Jesus
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
Fucking eight year olds dude
No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.
This is a very complicated case Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous.
Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
Careful man, there’s a beverage here!
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...
This aggression will not stand, man.
Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
You're not wrong Walter, You're just an asshole
She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!
Dude, you're being very undude right now
Fair! WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE! WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES?
WHERE'S MY MONEY LEBOWSKI?
Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
They pissed on your fucking rug, dude!
Come on, man. I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!
Is this your homework Larry?
Do you have to use so many cuss words?
Hey, nice marmot.
I zaid VE CUT OFF YA JOHNSON!
MARK IT ZERO, DUDE!
Look at our current situation with that camel fucker over in Iraq. Pacifism is not something to hide behind.
sorry school... YOU'RE ENTERING A WORLD OF PAIN MY FRIEND!
124
« on: October 07, 2015, 10:40:58 AM »
You're obviously not a golfer.
Life does not start and stop at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit!
This isn't 'Nam Smokey, this is bowling. There are rules.
Nobody Fucks with the Jesus
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
Fucking eight year olds dude
No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.
This is a very complicated case Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous.
Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
Careful man, there’s a beverage here!
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...
This aggression will not stand, man.
Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
You're not wrong Walter, You're just an asshole
She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!
Dude, you're being very undude right now
Fair! WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE! WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES?
WHERE'S MY MONEY LEBOWSKI?
Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
They pissed on your fucking rug, dude!
Come on, man. I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!
Is this your homework Larry?
Do you have to use so many cuss words?
Hey, nice marmot.
I zaid VE CUT OFF YA JOHNSON!
MARK IT ZERO, DUDE!
125
« on: October 07, 2015, 10:36:45 AM »
You're obviously not a golfer.
Life does not start and stop at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit!
This isn't 'Nam Smokey, this is bowling. There are rules.
Nobody Fucks with the Jesus
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
Fucking eight year olds dude
No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.
This is a very complicated case Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous.
Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
Careful man, there’s a beverage here!
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...
This aggression will not stand, man.
Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
You're not wrong Walter, You're just an asshole
She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!
Dude, you're being very undude right now
Fair! WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE! WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES?
WHERE'S MY MONEY LEBOWSKI?
Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
They pissed on your fucking rug, dude!
Come on, man. I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!
Is this your homework Larry?
Do you have to use so many cuss words?
Hey, nice marmot.
126
« on: October 07, 2015, 10:33:34 AM »
You're obviously not a golfer.
Life does not start and stop at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit!
This isn't 'Nam Smokey, this is bowling. There are rules.
Nobody Fucks with the Jesus
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
Fucking eight year olds dude
No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.
This is a very complicated case Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous.
Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
Careful man, there’s a beverage here!
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...
This aggression will not stand, man.
Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
You're not wrong Walter, You're just an asshole
She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!
Dude, you're being very undude right now
Fair! WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE! WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES?
WHERE'S MY MONEY LEBOWSKI?
Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
They pissed on your fucking rug, dude!
Come on, man. I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!
Is this your homework Larry?
127
« on: October 07, 2015, 10:29:56 AM »
You're obviously not a golfer.
Life does not start and stop at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit!
This isn't 'Nam Smokey, this is bowling. There are rules.
Nobody Fucks with the Jesus
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
Fucking eight year olds dude
No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.
This is a very complicated case Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous.
Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
Careful man, there’s a beverage here!
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...
This aggression will not stand, man.
Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
You're not wrong Walter, You're just an asshole
She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!
Dude, you're being very undude right now
Fair! WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE! WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES?
WHERE'S MY MONEY LEBOWSKI?
Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
They pissed on your fucking rug, dude!
128
« on: October 07, 2015, 10:27:15 AM »
You're obviously not a golfer.
Life does not start and stop at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit!
This isn't 'Nam Smokey, this is bowling. There are rules.
Nobody Fucks with the Jesus
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
Fucking eight year olds dude
No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.
This is a very complicated case Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous.
Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
Careful man, there’s a beverage here!
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...
This aggression will not stand, man.
Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
You're not wrong Walter, You're just an asshole
She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!
Dude, you're being very undude right now
Fair! WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE! WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES?
WHERE'S MY MONEY LEBOWSKI?
129
« on: October 07, 2015, 10:26:21 AM »
Your girlfriend was just playing hard to get, just do it without her permission...
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« on: October 07, 2015, 10:24:25 AM »
Need some ice for that bern?
131
« on: October 07, 2015, 10:23:37 AM »
You're obviously not a golfer.
Life does not start and stop at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit!
This isn't 'Nam Smokey, this is bowling. There are rules.
Nobody Fucks with the Jesus
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
Fucking eight year olds dude
No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.
This is a very complicated case Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous.
Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
Careful man, there’s a beverage here!
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...
This aggression will not stand, man.
Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
You're not wrong Walter, You're just an asshole
She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!
Dude, you're being very undude right now
132
« on: October 07, 2015, 10:21:57 AM »
I might know you, so i'm gonna hate on you
133
« on: October 07, 2015, 10:20:05 AM »
You're obviously not a golfer.
Life does not start and stop at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit!
This isn't 'Nam Smokey, this is bowling. There are rules.
Nobody Fucks with the Jesus
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
Fucking eight year olds dude
No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.
This is a very complicated case Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous.
Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
Careful man, there’s a beverage here!
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...
This aggression will not stand, man.
Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
You're not wrong Walter, You're just an asshole
134
« on: October 07, 2015, 10:17:13 AM »
You're obviously not a golfer.
Life does not start and stop at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit!
This isn't 'Nam Smokey, this is bowling. There are rules.
Nobody Fucks with the Jesus
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
Fucking eight year olds dude
No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.
This is a very complicated case Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous.
Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
Careful man, there’s a beverage here!
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...
This aggression will not stand, man.
135
« on: October 07, 2015, 10:13:40 AM »
You're obviously not a golfer.
Life does not start and stop at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit!
This isn't 'Nam Smokey, this is bowling. There are rules.
Nobody Fucks with the Jesus
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
Fucking eight year olds dude
No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.
This is a very complicated case Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous.
Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
Careful man, there’s a beverage here!
136
« on: October 07, 2015, 10:10:28 AM »
You're obviously not a golfer.
Life does not start and stop at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit!
This isn't 'Nam Smokey, this is bowling. There are rules.
Nobody Fucks with the Jesus
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
Fucking eight year olds dude
No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.
This is a very complicated case Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous.
137
« on: October 07, 2015, 10:06:16 AM »
Fuck it dude, let's go bowling
138
« on: October 07, 2015, 10:04:00 AM »
You're obviously not a golfer.
Life does not start and stop at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit!
This isn't 'Nam Smokey, this is bowling. There are rules.
Nobody Fucks with the Jesus
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
Fucking eight year olds dude
139
« on: October 07, 2015, 09:58:11 AM »
probably Wow
140
« on: October 07, 2015, 09:56:19 AM »
You're obviously not a golfer.
Life does not start and stop at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit!
This isn't 'Nam Smokey, this is bowling. There are rules.
Nobody Fucks with the Jesus
141
« on: October 07, 2015, 09:14:02 AM »
You're obviously not a golfer.
Life does not start and stop at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit!
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« on: October 07, 2015, 09:12:37 AM »
Nobody fucks with the Jesus
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« on: October 07, 2015, 09:07:12 AM »
Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
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« on: October 07, 2015, 08:56:20 AM »
Shut up Donny
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« on: October 07, 2015, 06:50:24 AM »
They call me Tater Salad.
kartoffelsalat
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« on: October 06, 2015, 09:55:37 AM »
Did you get killed in a forest fire after spending months trapped on an island?
Probably.
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« on: October 06, 2015, 07:12:34 AM »
Ajax1234
I don't like any of you though
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« on: October 06, 2015, 07:09:20 AM »
American.
Any other heritages I have are so miniscule they aren't worth counting.
So, Iroquois? or Cherokee? Apache?
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« on: October 06, 2015, 07:06:56 AM »
1) Sandwiches 2) Get in my kitchen 3) Make it woman! That's my three legged stool, have fun trying to knock it down Spoiler Pro tip: You can't
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« on: October 06, 2015, 06:47:28 AM »
an extensive rehab program seems like the most logical answer to me
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