Quote from: Brock on January 27, 2015, 03:43:11 PM

Quote from: Lemön is a faggot on January 27, 2015, 03:40:59 PM

Quote from: Brock on January 27, 2015, 03:40:18 PM

Quote from: Lemön is a faggot on January 27, 2015, 02:15:10 PM

How much dick do I have to suck?
Rocket, TBlocks, Yutaka, Chronic? Answer this for me.

Suck cheat's wiener, if you get AIDS, then mostly your life is fucked.

just stop

 You dope.

this is why kids shouldn't be allowed internet access

How much dick do I have to suck?
Rocket, TBlocks, Yutaka, Chronic? Answer this for me.

STOP ASKING FOR NUDES PLS.  I WILL PAY YOU TO STOP.

I can offer you a nickle

hahaha, its funny because you dont actually like the memes so when your name is nice meme youre being ironic hahaha irony because really you are making fun of the memes wow ryle you are like comedy expert hahaha should be on like tbs (very funny™) because youre so good with comedy and irony wow i give you all my keks (thats also a meme but im also being ironic i know im not as good as your ryle) please teach me your expert satire abilities i will pay you but not in sex because that would be gay

Only took about 5 months

Ask me stuff.

Quote from: Brock on January 23, 2015, 08:09:06 PM

Quote from: aTALLmidget on January 23, 2015, 08:06:24 PM

Quote from: Brock on January 23, 2015, 07:41:03 PM

Quote from: aTALLmidget on January 23, 2015, 07:15:21 PM

Quote from: Brock on January 23, 2015, 06:36:48 PM

God ain't real, try again.

If your fedora in need of tipping?

Lol what fedora?

Don't be a nigger, now

LOL what's wrong with being black? kkk

>being this much of a nigger

cunt

In 1983, a team of deeply pious scientists conducted a radical experiment in an undisclosed facility. The scientists had theorized that a human without access to any senses or ways to perceive stimuli would be able to perceive the presence of God. They believed that the five senses clouded our awareness of eternity, and without them, a human could actually establish contact with God by thought. An elderly man who claimed to have “nothing left to live for” was the only test subject to volunteer. To purge him of all his senses, the scientists performed a complex operation in which every sensory nerve connection to the brain was surgically severed. Although the test subject retained full muscular function, he could not see, hear, taste, smell, or feel. With no possible way to communicate with or even sense the outside world, he was alone with his thoughts. Scientists monitored him as he spoke aloud about his state of mind in jumbled, slurred sentences that he couldn’t even hear. After four days, the man claimed to be hearing hushed, unintelligible voices in his head. Assuming it was an onset of psychosis, the scientists paid little attention to the man’s concerns. Two days later, the man cried that he could hear his dead wife speaking with him, and even more, he could communicate back. The scientists were intrigued, but were not convinced until the subject started naming dead relatives of the scientists. He repeated personal information to the scientists that only their dead spouses and parents would have known. At this point, a sizable portion of scientists left the study.

After a week of conversing with the deceased through his thoughts, the subject became distressed, saying the voices were overwhelming. In every waking moment, his consciousness was bombarded by hundreds of voices that refused to leave him alone. He frequently threw himself against the wall, trying to elicit a pain response. He begged the scientists for sedatives, so he could escape the voices by sleeping. This tactic worked for three days, until he started having severe night terrors. The subject repeatedly said that he could see and hear the deceased in his dreams.

Only a day later, the subject began to scream and claw at his non-functional eyes, hoping to sense something in the physical world. The hysterical subject now said the voices of the dead were deafening and hostile, speaking of hell and the end of the world. At one point, he yelled “No heaven, no forgiveness” for five hours straight. He continually begged to be killed, but the scientists were convinced that he was close to establishing contact with God.

After another day, the subject could no longer form coherent sentences. Seemingly mad, he started to bite off chunks of flesh from his arm. The scientists rushed into the test chamber and restrained him to a table so he could not kill himself. After a few hours of being tied down, the subject halted his struggling and screaming. He stared blankly at the ceiling as teardrops silently streaked across his face. For two weeks, the subject had to be manually rehydrated due to the constant crying. Eventually, he turned his head and, despite his blindness, made focused eye contact with a scientist for the first time in the study. He whispered “I have spoken with God, and he has abandoned us” and his vital signs stopped. There was no apparent cause of death.