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« on: March 15, 2016, 05:49:09 PM »
new ui and shit. everything looks a bit sharper Alien race NPCs are confirmed... although i'm pretty sure each npc is the same character/ambassador for a species. you can encounter these fucks on planet... you collect runes and shit on various planets that help you decipher certain alien languages so you can better translate what they are saying. pretty sure you can trade stuff for their native/unique tech you can zoom in on that shit in a new tab looks like destiny a bit tbh. the upgrade system has been described as pretty fleshed out... ship/tool/suit upgrades that require certain resources a crafting system and universe wide "economy" has also been mentioned planetary environments can be hazardous. This kinda ties in with the survival/resource management elements of the game they're pushing for a June 21st 2032 release date. think that's it...
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« on: March 10, 2016, 10:53:17 PM »
 still seems kinda empty and unpolished, but looks like a potentially great game. what u bois think?
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« on: March 05, 2016, 01:41:37 PM »
Any of Jew know where I can watch the main shit without the pay per view thing
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« on: March 03, 2016, 06:39:29 PM »
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« on: March 02, 2016, 09:46:27 PM »
God's of Egypt opens in ancient Egypt as a powerful Pharaoh learns that his mistress and high priest have been fooling around behind his back. He confronts the pair, who respond by stabbing him to death. Before the guards can apprehend her, the mistress takes her own life, confident that her sorcerer/lover will resurrect her. But before the dark priest known as Imhotep can complete the task, he is seized by authorities who cut out his tongue, mummify him alive and bury him in a sarcophagus full of voracious scarabs.
Flashforward 3000 years to the 1920s. Despite the best efforts of warriors committed to keeping the hidden ruins of Hamunaptra a secret (and the mummy in his tomb), treasure seekers find the lost city of the dead, read from a book of the dead and, well, wake the dead. Needless to say, Imhotep—without his morning coffee—rises in a really bad mood and goes on a vengeful rampage against the people who interrupted his multi-millennial snooze. Led by Indiana Jones-wannabe Rick O'Connell, the group must defeat the slowly regenerating corpse before Imhotep kills them all and resurrects his forbidden love. It's a slam-bang special effects-fest that relies less on plot than on action that piles up a considerable body count. (my wife deserted me)
Positive Elements: Moments of heroism and self-sacrifice. One character's chronic disloyalty is held in low esteem. Modest flirtation between Rick and Evelyn avoids sexual overtones or innuendoes.
Spiritual Content: When cornered by the mummy, a conniving, weaselly man rattles through a necklace full of religious icons (including a cross and the star of David), reciting a prayer to each in hopes of escaping violent death. Imhotep is able to recreate plagues that God used to punish Egypt (locusts, flies, water to blood, darkness). In a climactic ceremony, Imhotep uses incantations and other occult means—including a human sacrifice—in an attempt to restore life to his mummified lover. He summons the undead to do battle with Rick (a scene reminiscent of the sword-wielding skeletons in Jason and the Argonauts) and is only thwarted when someone chants from another magical book.
Sexual Content: No sex, but the Pharaoh's mistress appears in a see-through mesh top and thong bottom (basically, naked). Someone uses a crude expression for genitalia.
Violent Content: Pretty much non-stop. At times God's of Egypt plays like a blast-anything-that-moves video game. Numerous men die in gunfights or at the points of swords during flurries of mass brutality and war. Some are stabbed with knives. Others catch fire. Rick survives being hung from gallows, though his fall through the platform is disturbingly explicit. Hungry beetles burrow underneath people's skin and eat them from the inside out, or swarm over bodies like a school of piranha, leaving a mess of bone and sinew. Slaves are melted by acid. Once Imhotep shakes the dust off and reenters the world, he starts sucking the life out of people in order to consume their organs and regenerate himself (one poor soul survives having his eyes gouged out and his tongue removed before Imhotep finishes him off). After a man dies in a plane crash, his body and the aircraft both sink into quicksand. Rick severs Imhotep's arm, but the monster reaches down and reattaches the limb. The movie's sizable body count—and high gross-out quotient—almost make it easy to overlook "unspectacular" violence including several fistfights and a scene in which the film's heroes drive recklessly through a crowded marketplace and mow down slow-moving locals.
Crude or Profane Language: Evelyn asks Rick for a vow of honesty by prompting, "Do you swear?" He replies, "Every damn day you fucking proto Egyptian nigger dune coon" Still, the language is surprisingly restrained for a PG-13 release. There's quite a bit of mild profanity, but no s- or f-words. Christian viewers will take exception to several exclamatory uses of the Lord's name.
Drug and Alcohol Content: Occasional alcohol use is aggravated by three scenes that play drunkenness for laughs. Reminded me of the fond memories me and my father made together.
Other Negative Elements: Accused of being deceptive, Jonathan tells his sister, Evelyn, "I lie to everybody. What makes you so special?" Lots of emaciated corpses litter the screen. Some moments exist solely to disgust squeamish viewers, such as the scene in which a partially decayed Imhotep kisses Evelyn on the mouth, or when he eliminates the annoying scarab traveling through his neck and toward his brain by crunching down on it with his rotting teeth. Yuck.
Summary: God's of Egypt staggers for a number of reasons. First, it dares audiences to think of the various time-honored serials and matinee favorites it's ripping off. For example, a scene on a burning boat seemed to be an imitation of the engulfed tavern sequence in Raiders of the Lost Ark (right down to the last-minute rescue of a vital map-producing artifact from the flames). Second, God's of Egypt is an uneven attempt at being an action-adventure/horror/comedy/romance all wrapped up in one. It loses its bearings about halfway through when its sense of humor takes over like a class clown who just doesn't know when to quit. It descends into silliness. Sure, there are a few funny moments and some really wild special effects (fully exploited in Universal's thrilling theatrical trailer), but that's about it. Once Christian families factor in lots of violence and dark, occult overtones, it becomes obvious that this film is pointless entertainment that's especially inappropriate for the 8- to 14-year-old boys most likely to be attracted to such incoherent eye-candy.
A+
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« on: February 24, 2016, 04:21:59 PM »
surrender your weapons itt 
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« on: February 21, 2016, 10:29:58 PM »
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« on: February 20, 2016, 03:30:38 PM »
Post the beautiful creations of the Christian Judeo God in this thread
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« on: February 19, 2016, 09:46:11 PM »
What kind of gook trash is this?
What stats should I focus on or whatever
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« on: February 17, 2016, 10:54:18 PM »
Show me the monkey thighs
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« on: February 16, 2016, 05:58:21 PM »
That's America to me.
What is America to you?
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« on: February 11, 2016, 01:24:40 PM »
Speak dutch itt.
Ik ben een de höōd evêry dag hüstling echt hãrd. Ik smrook je moeilijk wēēden. Ik kopen mijin hårdkørē drugs van dë bloekmen op de høørnvliezen near Compton pårk.
Where do you get your onkruid?
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« on: February 08, 2016, 05:18:03 PM »
consider this an avatar depot for new/old members looking to spice things up in their online world wide web forum message board experience on the global internet machine. post interesting new avatars 
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« on: February 05, 2016, 06:50:11 PM »
I'll be back to check on this thread in one hour. I want orangutans with sufficient face handles and a decent facial symmetry. 
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« on: February 03, 2016, 02:32:54 PM »
Brits of sep7agon, how the fuck do you food this shit? Do I bathe it in milk? Or put it in the bowl and then pour? Should I crunch it up or something? How do I eat this fuging space age food
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« on: February 01, 2016, 07:38:06 PM »
For those of you who don't know, my tbh family has been in possession of an 11 acre plot of woodland in upstate NY for some time now. We frequently enjoy romps within our prolific retreat and feast upon the Christian-Judaeo God's bountiful green creation, hidden away from the clutches of the outside satanic world. pics of the property our nice oriental neighbors who share a similar belief system stop by for a visit god's vision: a close reality within the retreat sadly, our minority brethren will not meat with us on judgement day. God has a special plan for them anyway you get the idea. My place is the shit. Total peace and isolation within a liveleak-esque world of Brazilian street justice. My way of life however is threatened by my iniquitous neighbors from Spanish Harlem, who seek to build a blue stone quarry in order to profit among their migrant army and effectively buy me out of my own land. Natural vistas are turned into alien landscapes and the deafening noise of heavy Caucasian designed machinery striking the earth make it impossible to live in harmony. What should i do in order to save my land?
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« on: January 27, 2016, 10:54:08 AM »
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« on: January 20, 2016, 04:48:52 PM »
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« on: January 19, 2016, 05:18:14 PM »
post animals in the sus genus  lookin like some civil war veteran
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« on: January 18, 2016, 06:00:39 PM »
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« on: January 13, 2016, 05:45:47 PM »
post in the theme of brotherly cooperation 
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« on: January 12, 2016, 01:40:07 PM »
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« on: January 06, 2016, 10:44:15 PM »
 post them
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« on: December 18, 2015, 02:08:22 PM »
In an effort to preserve racial phenotypes within a homogenously mixed society?
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« on: December 12, 2015, 01:45:30 AM »
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« on: December 08, 2015, 01:25:07 AM »
Updating this thread during the next nocturnal emission
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« on: December 05, 2015, 10:59:08 AM »
Found some lumps on his belly, prob tumors tbh fem. Will post results when back
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« on: December 04, 2015, 10:13:35 PM »
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