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The Flood / I think I have tinnitus
« on: August 20, 2015, 03:08:13 PM »
Got a little wild at a party yesterday and hit the left side of my head on a wood covered metal beam while trying to mimic Vin Diesel's break dance routine.

My left ear has been ringing faintly in the background since I went to bed and its still there in the morn, its not super annoying but something I could live without..



Is this shit temporary?

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The Flood / NSFW thread
« on: August 16, 2015, 06:57:35 PM »
NSFW


Spoiler
what foods do you like that noone else likes?

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Gaming / Download MY FREE MOBILe GAME
« on: August 16, 2015, 01:00:28 PM »
I've been working on this for over the past year and people seem to love it, I've gotten a hefty sum of cash from my efforts as well hope you enjoy my mobile game. It offers an expansive multilayered story and open world game play with an exciting plot and upgrade system.

Download on your device

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.dinosaurhunter.survivalgame&hl=en&referrer=utm_source%3Dgoogle%26utm_medium%3Dorganic%26utm_term%3Ddinosaur+hunter+free+mobile+game&pcampaignid=APPU_1_y8vQVZnnDsif-gGI3pD4Bw

Official game description

Go go go! You are walking in a incredible and huge Jurassic rain-forest full of dangers, where your mission is to stay alive. In this exciting game only one winner, you or your enemies - ruthless bloodthirsty dinosaurs.
In this epic game the dinosaurs are not extinct. These dinosaurs are as real. Become a ultimate dinosaur hunter, catch your prey!
Be careful, because not only you are hunting in the forest, but also you are being hunted.
In order to survive in this dangerous and breathtaking terrain, an lush environment, inhabited by the dinosaurs, with each passing level you provided with a new potent weapon. 15 high powered weapons of different types are available: pistol, grenade, machine guns, sniper rifles, submachine guns, light machine guns, carbine, shotguns, flamethrower, grenade launchers, rocket launcher (bazooka). Having a choice of weapons arsenal, your chances of survival increase.
You are a hunter or prey in this exciting dinosaur hunter game? Play and you will find out.
Your mission is to destroy a certain amount of hunting on you prehistoric predators at every level. If you will manage to survive in a fight thanks to your battle skills, then for each completed level you will get more powerful gun in your arsenal.
Hunt and look at the dinosaurs, from small to giant, from herbivores to carnivores, in this fabulous simulation. This outstanding high-end shooting game gives you the wonderful opportunity to explore and dive into the impressive dinosaur adventure, has a great land of the woods with day and night versions, full of different dinosaur species. Many dinos are available. Carnivorous: Tyrannosaurus (T. Rex), Velociraptor (Raptor), Allosaurus, Carnotaurus, Spinosaurus. Herbivorous: Triceratops, Apatosaurus (Brontosaurus), Ankylosaurus, Stegosaurus and Parasaurolophus!
You can run from dinosaurs or attack them. Fire and reload your weapon. Do not stand still, move, at this time the damage done to you by a clash with the dinosaurs will gradually recover. If you need to take rest after active battles, make a pause using pause mode, where you will be completely invisible.
Discover the beautiful location of a wild nature of the age of extinction, hunt and gather your weapons, and try to pass all levels.
In this superior extreme survival game there are 15 levels with increasing difficulty. 15 weapons with increasing power to expand your arsenal. Big dinosaurs that will attack the enemy, which is located on their territory. And they will be quick, deadly and ruthless to you.
Realistic 3D graphics and amazing immersive gameplay are providing a visceral, dramatic experience and are helping you to travel into the astonishing dinosaur world of your dream right on the screen of your mobile device, including your phone and tablet!
During the game, you will enjoy the realistic graphics of the overgrown jungle, including jungle at night, which has a variety of the vegetation, gorgeous blue sky with volumetric clouds, and passing through the bushes you will hear the rustling of the branches and fully immerse into the atmosphere of tropical forest full of dangers.
"Dinosaur Hunter: Survival Game" is a high-quality entertainment game for everyday use, and a free mobile 3D action first person shooter (fps) and the simulator (sim) in high-definition (HD) quality.

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Gaming / Anyone have a spare Xbox live code?
« on: August 13, 2015, 01:18:45 PM »
Never played metro 2033

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Gaming / New mad max gameplay
« on: August 05, 2015, 02:01:08 AM »
YouTube

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The Flood / I live 30 mins away from musician Mac Demarco's house.
« on: August 02, 2015, 08:25:18 PM »
if/when the m8s and I visit him, this will be the thread documenting the robbery. 



do you live near any notable people?

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Serious / OH FUCK PLANTS HAVE A SOUL
« on: July 31, 2015, 09:13:43 PM »
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2015/07/30/plants-send-out-stress-signals-just-like-animals-scientists-find/

basically the neurotransmitter compound gamma-aminobutyric acid is present in both plants and animals n shit.

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The Flood / Oh fuck I'm a mod
« on: July 30, 2015, 11:16:45 PM »
Not kidding, cheat did u do this?

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The Flood / leaving this scumbag website forever
« on: July 28, 2015, 11:33:58 PM »
after all the abuse and torment you people have put me through, it's time I cut the umbilical cord.


you can find me in the wilderness eating poisonous berries

hopefully they make a movie about me and have eddie vedder record the soundtrack

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The Flood / 360 video
« on: July 28, 2015, 07:45:26 PM »
i know this video is homosexual as shit but this is pretty cool

YouTube



use the arrow keys

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The Flood / traveling through the solar system at the speed of light.
« on: July 28, 2015, 12:38:31 PM »
YouTube


03:10 Mercury
05:56 Venus
08:10 Earth
09:00 Orbit of Mercury
12:30 Mars
15:25 Orbit of Venus
17:25 beginning of Asteroid Belt
19:30 Vesta
21:25 Orbit of earth
22:50 Ceres & Pallas
26:00 Hygiea
27:00 Ending of Asteroid Belt
32:40 Orbit of Mars
43:00 Jupiter

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The Flood / FavoUrite adult films?
« on: July 24, 2015, 03:56:23 PM »
NSFW

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The Flood / kung pow sequel in the works
« on: July 23, 2015, 06:20:35 PM »

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Serious / RELIGEN OF PIECE NSFW
« on: July 23, 2015, 12:38:23 AM »

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Gaming / Fallout 4 combat trailer
« on: July 20, 2015, 09:28:18 AM »
YouTube


Fuckong shit up confirmed

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The Flood / Obama commands baby to stop crying [god caught on tape]
« on: July 16, 2015, 01:02:53 PM »
YouTube


Obama hamming it up, he knew the baby would stop crying as soon as he held her.  He knows he has the Midas touch.  All he said was "come on baby come on".  He's not playing fair, because a supreme being walks along side of him, its the Holy Spirit.  Few people have it, he never walks alone and no harm will ever come to him or those around him. The reactions of everyone here is simply priceless.

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The Flood / Leaving polend
« on: July 10, 2015, 10:04:38 AM »
Will review the cuntry when I'm back in the states

If I don't reply I'm probably dead somewhere in the atlantic

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Septagon / Pm on Mobile
« on: July 09, 2015, 08:02:24 AM »
Why is it so hard to locate? 

Ples fix maybe put the icon inbtwn the profile and taskbar

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The Flood / Ideal mod list
« on: July 05, 2015, 04:56:45 PM »
List the mods you would want for sep7agon.gov

-Myself
-Loaf
-fedorekd
-das
-PSU
-verbatim
-Jeb Paul
-Hilary Sanders


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The Flood / Wut the FUK
« on: July 02, 2015, 04:09:48 AM »
When viewing the varying and wrong results of the political compass thread, it becomes apparent that

My result:


And fedorekd's:


Are shockingly similar, with one fatal flaw.. We differ on the left and right spectrum.



Why is my opinion right and why is his wrong?

What caused this dilemma?

I bet it was that "Our race has many superior qualities, compared with other races." Question

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The Flood / Poland ama
« on: July 01, 2015, 04:37:38 PM »
Currently in Krakow, I'll b posting more updates.

Ey m ey


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The Flood / Leaving for polend
« on: June 27, 2015, 04:08:22 PM »
If I die on the flight I won't post in this thread

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The Flood / Just saw ex machina
« on: June 21, 2015, 11:15:35 PM »
Some real next gen independent waifu shit



AMA about the movie or discuss AI or some shit idk just talk to me my whole life is constant pain and suffering please just end it all, pull the trigger release me

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Gaming / new med mex gameplay
« on: June 18, 2015, 01:37:57 PM »
YouTube

YouTube

YouTube

YouTube

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The Flood / Flood Ramadan Meat Up
« on: June 18, 2015, 09:53:53 AM »
I'll be waiting in the back of Tony Roma's steakhouse  (40.777670 lat) (-73.779696 long)

We'll enjoy the finest food and drink before killing ourselves in the nearby clearview park




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Gaming / MAD MAXWELL COFFEE HOUSE
« on: June 17, 2015, 07:37:05 PM »
YouTube


YouTube

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