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Messages - Muffin
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« on: January 23, 2015, 11:23:01 PM »
How raw is Robin's ass from all them nights being your boy wonder?
Who have you been talking to? "Boy Wonder" is just a title. He's definitely not a minor; I checked twice. Not that I'm into that...
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« on: January 23, 2015, 11:15:30 PM »
Dark Knight or Caped Crusader. Definitely one of those.
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« on: January 23, 2015, 11:14:10 PM »
Oh fuck off
I'm sorry if I offended you. I'm just a little cranky because I don't have any cartilage in my knees and it hurts to fight cri...I mean heli-ski. It is a hell of a pain to do that crazy sports stuff that I do. Because I just roll like that.
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« on: January 23, 2015, 11:11:57 PM »
Have you seen this guy around? He stole a lot of money from me and now I don't have electricity in my mansion. They let me keep the mansion, though, which is cool.
Anyway, just be on the lookout for that crazy guy with big muscles. He's a big guy.
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« on: December 06, 2014, 01:36:56 AM »
The only one that has a chance at competing on my level is BC. Sorry, pal.
Shut up BW.
Sorry I...need to return some video tapes.
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« on: December 06, 2014, 01:34:35 AM »
The only one that has a chance at competing on my level is BC. Sorry, pal.
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« on: December 06, 2014, 01:32:35 AM »
I'm into the ladies, obviously. What do you think I do all night long?
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« on: December 04, 2014, 01:35:47 AM »
Bruce... you have Wonder Woman.
What? No. I've never met Wonder Woman. Who is that?
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« on: December 04, 2014, 01:21:14 AM »
Batman, be my friend.
I'm not really the hero type. Clearly, seeing how wild I am, I would not be suited for being this bat person. I'm just your average, everyday rich person.
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« on: December 04, 2014, 01:19:09 AM »
So hey BW are you BC's brother?
I'm an only child and an orphan. My parents were murdered coming home from the opera.
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« on: December 04, 2014, 01:14:21 AM »
My lifelong friend (and hopefully future girlfriend) was just murdered and I'm really bummed out about it. She was going to wait for me to do what I needed to do before we could be together, but now she's dead.
I can't even brood in my mansion; I have to do it in my penthouse, which doesn't have adequate parking for my Batm...I mean my Lamborghini.
Anyway, any advice?
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« on: November 04, 2014, 11:57:52 PM »
It's okay, I got someone to make...I mean help me learn about antidotes. Problem solved.
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« on: November 04, 2014, 11:44:31 PM »
No, I'm still not sure this Dent guy is trustworthy enough. I need to look into him a bit more before I make a decision.
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« on: November 04, 2014, 11:41:31 PM »
Anyone know how to make an antidote to an airborne hallucinogen?
I was...writing a paper on it for my class. My science class. And I just needed a professional opinion. I didn't gas myself or anything. I was out having fun with my hot dates.
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