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The Flood / Re: I'm offended by the flood banner.
« on: October 28, 2014, 10:24:04 PM »
blue triggers me

8462
The Flood / Re: i'm offended by sep7agon.net
« on: October 28, 2014, 10:20:52 PM »
why just septagons why not squares or triangles or some other shape huh

bigots, all of you

8465
ヮ◕)ノ°ºᶠᵁᶜᴷᴵᴺᴳ凸aidˢಢ_paster¤allαΗຈ?¿

8466
fuck your  gay asss s
reported for use of patriarchal white person power
jokes on you im dragonkin
I'm actually a used napkin, so check your privilege dragon scum.
dont make me post a picture of my huge ass dragon dick

8468
fuck your  gay asss s
reported for use of patriarchal white person power
jokes on you im dragonkin

8469
oh fuck he added another gay avatar to his gay rotation

this calls for a red alert
your avatar has a penis
don't be homophobic
why

8470
fuck your  gay asss s

8471
oh fuck he added another gay avatar to his gay rotation

this calls for a red alert
your avatar has a penis

8472
The Flood / Re: I figured out why they call it Penguin Party.
« on: October 28, 2014, 10:04:50 PM »
no it's because cheat, being the nigger he is, rejected my anarchy banner for some stupid penguin shit
And what banner would that be?
just a simple reddish anarchy symbol banner. i'm not gonna dig it up, it wasn't anything special.

8473
how can you trigger yourself?

8474
The Flood / Re: I'm offended by the picture caption thread
« on: October 28, 2014, 10:01:40 PM »
Kinder's cat is so adorable.
That thread destroyed kinder's reputation. Poor, innocent kinder. How does that make you feel?

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The Flood / Re: I'm not sure what the procedure for reporting PMs is
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:57:04 PM »
oooh

do i smell drama
DRAAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA???

8476
The Flood / Re: Guise, I found RC
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:56:37 PM »
lol i pulled that pic from s4s, so im not surprised that it's on /b/ now

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Serious / Re: The Philosopher’s Syllogism
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:55:33 PM »
If Drump can serve 16 customers in an hour, and Darius can serve one customer every seven hours, how many customers per day order soup and then actually receive soup?

Non sequitur? Verbatim is that you?

Theoretically 0 people could go to the cafe and all conditions wold be met, there's nothing actually regulating that people actually do go there to make the order...
the answer is that no one goes to the shitty cafe anyway, so yeah
I think goji's is more correct though.
i don't make the riddles, i just regurgitate them

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The Flood / Re: I figured out why they call it Penguin Party.
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:54:46 PM »
no it's because cheat, being the nigger he is, rejected my anarchy banner for some stupid penguin shit

8479
Serious / Re: The Philosopher’s Syllogism
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:53:48 PM »
If Drump can serve 16 customers in an hour, and Darius can serve one customer every seven hours, how many customers per day order soup and then actually receive soup?

Non sequitur? Verbatim is that you?

Theoretically 0 people could go to the cafe and all conditions wold be met, there's nothing actually regulating that people actually do go there to make the order...
the answer is that no one goes to the shitty cafe anyway, so yeah

I dunno man that cafe sounds like a great Gordon Ramsay swearmine
On his deathbed, your ailing father calls you close, presses a silver key into your hand, and whispers the following in your ear: “First, drop it. If nothing happens, you can taste it, but then you must burn it all. Do not under any circumstances let Shannon read it.” Why?

8480
The Flood / Re: Just got my first paycheck, SMD
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:52:55 PM »
SWING MY DOOR

8481
The Flood / I'm offended by the picture caption thread
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:52:31 PM »
I know that my picture wasn't actually captioned in there (because very few of you even have my picture), but my picture could, in theory, be included in that thread. This offends me absolutely and I demand that the thread be locked and the participants be banned.

8482
Serious / Re: The Philosopher’s Syllogism
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:50:25 PM »
If Drump can serve 16 customers in an hour, and Darius can serve one customer every seven hours, how many customers per day order soup and then actually receive soup?

Non sequitur? Verbatim is that you?

Theoretically 0 people could go to the cafe and all conditions wold be met, there's nothing actually regulating that people actually do go there to make the order...
the answer is that no one goes to the shitty cafe anyway, so yeah

8483
The Flood / Re: im really backed up
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:36:20 PM »
please help me
stand on the toilet, then swat, raise your arms up into the sky like you're going to dive into a pool, and then push really hard until your face turns red and then pale
that sounds more kinky than anything
okay have fun dying from constipation then
:^(

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The Flood / Re: im really backed up
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:33:13 PM »
please help me
stand on the toilet, then swat, raise your arms up into the sky like you're going to dive into a pool, and then push really hard until your face turns red and then pale
that sounds more kinky than anything

8485
The Flood / Re: im really backed up
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:32:49 PM »
please
Drink water and eat fiber!
Jesus Lord almighty!
that's what ive been doing all day :'(

8486
Serious / Re: The Philosopher’s Syllogism
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:31:55 PM »
Some redhead depressed mortals are tired weaklings.
close enough

A café has two waiters: Darius and Drump. Darius gets orders right 90 percent of the time. Drump is a lunatic who serves a single poached egg no matter what the customer orders. Out of the 21,000 items on the menu, 15,000 are designated as Breakfast Specials, a list that changes each day at the discretion of the chef. However, at least two-thirds of the Breakfast Specials are always Toast Plates (that is, they consist only of various kinds of toast in different proportions), while at least one half of the Breakfast Specials have the word “soup” in their title (though none of these necessarily contain soup). Otherwise, the menu is random. If Drump can serve 16 customers in an hour, and Darius can serve one customer every seven hours, how many customers per day order soup and then actually receive soup?

Hint: The chef has no name.

This cafe sucks.
damn, close enough again

8487
The Flood / Re: im really backed up
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:30:56 PM »
please

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The Flood / Re: im really backed up
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:27:06 PM »
please help me

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The Flood / Re: im really backed up
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:23:31 PM »
this is a serious problem guys

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The Flood / Re: Should I buy this t shirt?
« on: October 28, 2014, 09:23:15 PM »
Looks like a faggot made it
Do you like to beat homosexuals to death after you're done lynching the arabs and blacks?

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