'88 should have a cigarete lighter.  Why aint you using that as a phone charger, boy?

I like to brand myself on the highway.

Quote from: XSEAN on July 15, 2017, 08:47:59 PM

Quote from: rC on July 15, 2017, 08:11:12 PM

Let's dance.

I hate people like you

I always knew it was a homophobic thing between you and RC

No he's a furry and I hate furries, so we're natural enemies. 

CHALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP

First and for most, this probably would have been a thread to help Roman at the time, but I didn't want to create a thread like this for someone who was just so eager and desperate to fuck, I mean yeah he got some pussy, but look what happened to his dick afterwards. Quality over quantity gents. Now I'm well aware that this place is classless tasteless and downright rundown into shit, this thread is for any of the few remaining classy individuals left, and if you're just looking for something on how to fuck as many women as possible, then this is not the thread for you.

Anyway on with the thread.

Long distance (online) vs Real Life:

The only thing I can say is that as far as getting to a relationship long distance wise, and a good one mind you not a shitty one is that its like winning the lottery in terms of being your true other half. Its like winning the lottery to an extent. Regardless if you would be true to your date in real life, you should be true to anyone you date online as well, lying will always cause problems, what's more is that dishonestly will also fuck you right over. Trust is key to every relationship, if you can't trust someone that you genuinely love, you're not ready. What's more is that if they don't trust you, you're pretty much in trouble as it is. If this is the case it will evidently lead to a breakup. On top of that loving yourself is important, if you don't love yourself to start with, not even a little, you're not ready. You never will be ready until you do. It is also important for you to be yourself. Do not change who you are for someone else, if she doesn't like you for who you are, whether its online or in real life, then she's not for you. The right woman will come into your life, and when she does, you better do everything in your power to not screw it up, because if you do, you will deeply regret it.

Paying for dates

This is implying that you have a date in real life, or that you have finally met with the person that you were dating online and in real life and now you're going out on an actual real life date. I'm just going to be blunt with this. If she's completely worth it, practice chivalry. Hold the door open for her, pull the chair for her to sit down, pay for the dinner or movie is another thing to do if you are at that level. Dates do not have to cost money. You can have a picnic at a park. If the girl you are with does not like the idea a picnic at a park and doesn't find it romantic to start with, she's probably not a quality girl to be with, especially if she only wants paid dates and for you to pay for it every time as a result. There's a difference between treating her to dinner and getting taken advantage of by a stuck up bitch.

Going out on a date in general is what allows you to get to know her much more and gives you a chance to talk to her as well.

Misc.

If everything after the dating phase works out and you two pretty much become a couple, hopefully you have the right match. As far as things like sex go, if its your first time, wear a condom. If anything wear a condom the first few times until she can actually be trusted. Nothing is worse than doing it raw the first time, cumming inside her and then getting her knocked up as a result and having a child you didn't want to have, as well as making you the father pay for child support. You really need to be careful who you fuck, if a girl you are with hates condoms and won't even take the pill, fucking run. Nothing is worse than getting a woman pregnant early in the relationship  or getting an STD from her if she's not even clean. Also if she can be trusted and all as well when it comes to the bedroom, do everything you can to please her, she's not here to only pleasure you and she's not obligated to have sex with you. Do not force her or making her feel uncomfortable in any way about it.

Trust is key to a relationship, on top of that find out what you both like and enjoy it, and know that someone who has the same personality as you and has 98% of things in common, is a really good match, you shouldn't take that at face value.

Oh and another thing, stay faithful! If you cheat, to put it forth this way, you don't deserve someone special in your life. Ever.

Also yes you could have sex after dating right away, but its gonna depend on you and the girl honestly.

As far as age goes, date someone legal and within your age range, not out of it.

That's pretty much all there is to it, don't be too nervous, enjoy the time you have with whoever you're dating, be polite, be clean, and treat her well. Otherwise I don't even know why you read this thread.

And if you're not going to do either of these things and take chivalry into practice, then you don't really deserve anyone special in your life.

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Quote from: rC on July 14, 2017, 08:05:51 PM

cheat PLEASE give me custom text on my nameplate, PLEASE please I'll do anything just please please please please

lose weight and you can have it

i can't I have a thyroid condishun

 

Well... it's a new to the area species of mosquito so we're not really fucking with shit in a bad way but trying to revert it. Provided that this mosquito breed didn't displace all the others in the time of it's presence, this shouldn't be too bad. If it did though, goodbye several bird populations.

Fuck birds, let's get rid of mosquitoes.

Stop using meth, Charlie

Verbatim is dumb

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hahaha

what's your favorite suicide method

vertical slits along the forearm

Drunk ama but no promises I won't forget about this thread immediately after posting

Quote from: Big Boss on May 26, 2017, 02:19:07 PM

Quote from: Deci on May 26, 2017, 01:33:41 PM

We have a lot of Decists here.

Ah... what?

You know, like Racist. Except its discrimination because of who I am.

if they cure your autism, what will we laugh at? this is gold, dude

try not being a faggot

it doesn't work

Try guys