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Quote from: Officer Big Dick Dave on December 22, 2014, 05:37:39 PM

I don't know, have some crumpets? what the hell do britbongs eat anyway?

I fucking would but we have none, it's too late now im having breakfast biscuits and honey yoghurt

>buying organic "food"

my sister bought it, i just found it in the fridge

my sister is a vegan now

good, I plan on becoming  vegan too. animals shouldn't suffer for my pleasure.

OK NO MORE YOGHURT GUYS, JSUT THIS CAKE I GOT FROM ASDA

Quote from: RC5908 on December 22, 2014, 05:16:55 PM

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Quote from: Gatsby on December 22, 2014, 05:08:59 PM

incessantly deserve!

That doesn't make any sense. You can't "incessantly deserve" attention. You can incessantly demand attention, though.

shut it english major

Spoiler

lol joke, I'm not those dumb 'stem master race idiots' pls don't take srsly

but anyone outside of the stem master race is an idiot

you shut your whore mouth

Quote from: RC5908 on December 22, 2014, 05:09:22 PM

i was so happy while you were gone

but didn't you miss my provocative pm's?

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Quote from: Yutaka on December 22, 2014, 04:54:31 PM

Old lady/10

she's like 35

once you hit 25, you might as well just fucking kill yourself

True, but I don't care pussy is pussy

Beat you too it, faggot

North Korea’s access to the Internet has been hit with outages and is offline today, according to a network-monitoring company, days after the U.S. government accused the country of hacking into Sony Corp.’s files.

North Korea, which has four official networks connecting the country to the Internet -- all of which route through China -- began experiencing intermittent problems yesterday and today went completely black, according to Doug Madory, director of Internet analysis at Dyn Research in Hanover, New Hampshire.

U.S. President Barack Obama said last week that Sony Pictures Entertainment had suffered significant damage and vowed to respond. North Korea warned yesterday that any U.S. punishment over the hacking attack on would lead to a retaliation “thousands of times greater.” North Korea has said it doesn’t know the identity of the hackers -- who call themselves “‘Guardians of Peace’’ -- claiming responsibility for breaking into Sony’s computer network and divulging internal e-mail messages.

‘‘The situation now is they are totally offline,’’ Madory said. ‘‘I don’t know that someone is launching a cyber-attack against North Korea, but this isn’t normal for them. Usually they are up solid. It is kind of out of the ordinary. This is not like anything I’ve seen before.”

Global Access

The outage probably isn’t a cut of a fiber-optic cable, which would be shown in an immediate loss of connectivity, and other possible explanations include a software meltdown on North Korea’s Web routers or denial-of-service hacking attacks, Madory said.

Marie Harf, a spokeswoman for the U.S. State Department, told reporters in Washington today she can’t confirm reports of cyber-attacks on North Korea and won’t say what steps the U.S. may take in response to the Sony attack.

“We are considering a range of options in response,” Harf said at a State Department briefing. “Some will be seen. Some may not be seen.”

While North Korea has four networks connected to the Internet, the U.S. has more than 152,000 such networks, according to Dyn Research.

“We have no new information regarding North Korea today,” White House National Security Council spokeswoman Bernadette Meehan wrote in an e-mail today. “If in fact North Korea’s Internet has gone down, we’d refer you to that government for comment.”

China has started an investigation into a possible North Korean role in the Sony hacking following a request from the U.S. government, a person with direct knowledge of the matter has said. The foreign ministry will cooperate with other Chinese agencies including the Cyberspace Administration to conduct a preliminary investigation, said the person, who asked not to be identified because the probe hasn’t been made public.

North Korea’s Internet outage was earlier reported by the North Korea Tech blog

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Quote from: Elegiac on December 22, 2014, 12:31:06 PM

Which one of you should I steal before the wedding?

steal him

seeing as how I've already eaten you, why not

Which one of you should I steal before the wedding?